We didn't really have weekend detention at our school just suspension and in school suspension. The latter was pretty based just a bunch of ghetto Mexicans burn outs and wingers meeting the whole time. We didn't have any Black folk.
We didn't really have weekend detention at our school just suspension and in school suspension. The latter was pretty based just a bunch of ghetto Mexicans burn outs and wingers meeting the whole time. We didn't have any Black folk.
that'd be what they expected. so he shows up to rebel i. their presence because he wished he had good parents to discipline him and guide him towards emotional maturity
>be kid at school >don’t understand why some kids showed up, acted like buttholes for no reason, couldn’t focus, and always seemed to hang around after school like they preferred to be there. >get bpd gf >now irritable and touchy at work, can’t focus, and find excuses to stay late and leave early for work.
Men look younger now due to increased estrogen/decreased testosterone. Nelson was mid 20's when he made this. The nerd and the prom queen were both 16 irl and also fricking off camera.
How is that funny, the jock was a wrestler and could overpower him, the principal dared him to hit him because he knew he would charge assault and get him hauled off to jail
Thirty years ago, Principal Vernon (Paul Gleason) asked his five teenage charges “who do you think you are?” as a detention punishment. In the essay that bookends the diegesis, Brian, the Brain (Anthony Michael Hall), balks at the question: “We think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.” The answer, though, is stunningly simple: “You are white.” I could only see this in hindsight though, through the lens of a PhD in critical media studies and lots and lots of time. And what I saw, only many years after first falling in love with this film, was that this love was inextricably tied to my suburban upbringing, to the fact that, when I watched the film as a child, its myopic whiteness was invisible to me in that way that whiteness usually is to white people.
this guy in highschool wouldn't show up, and they would just assign it again etc. somehow racked it up into twenty something, and only had to do one day of off school suspension to wipe it all
It is one of the first movies where Hughes tries to craft a plot the plot is poor but the visual gags are strong Bueller is his best teen movie I also prefer the messier sixteen candles
Mr. Vernon wasn't a chad, he was a bloviating Boomer c**t with a thin skin
Had he been chill, with a thicker skin, not so easily butthurt by oneliners from teens one third his age, and generally less of a sensitive prick, yes, he would be prime Chad material. Instead, he had to fly off the handle over trivialities in typical Boomer fashion, which is by definition not Chad behavior, but the behavior of an overcompensating cuck b***h and at least as cringey as the teenagers he mocked.
Same reason almost all delinquents eventually cave and crawl across the finish line: if you just go completely AWOL they go after your parents and even if your parents don't give a frick about you they give a frick about keeping a dependent on their tax returns and welfare applications and not losing custody for being negligent.
And any kid who's not a full-blown moron eventually realizes that not even having a high school diploma is a problem and flunking out just to keep up the disaffected rebel act isn't worth it. They strike the pose as long as possible but still do just enough to sqeak by.
>If he's such a rebel, why does he show up to detention?
To make a point. It's the last they expected him to do.
He is the trickster. Life is a mirage and he's in charge.
If I'm not mistaken, he smokes a drug cigarette at some point inside the classroom.
Why is this movie famous? I swear we were forced to watch it a dozen times through middle and high schools, write essays about the characters, I still see people talking about it years later. Most unrelatable boring slog I've ever been forced to sit through. 99% of kids in detention are single mother offspring with drug problems or borderline mentally disabled FAS bucket slitherers who can't hold a pencil the right way down and act out in class because they think it makes them look cool and they sure as hell don't have looks or brains going for them.
I despise this film. The last 10 seconds with him walking away and the song are good though.
I joined the wrestling team despite hating it in order to stay way from my c**t of a mother for the maximum time possible. I also held off on getting my drivers license till I was 18 and knew she wouldn't be able to hold it over my head or make me her gofer.
How do I get my hair to look like this? Mine is thick and poofy and makes my head look like a mushroom
pic semi related, mine falls to the sides so I don't have bangs
I really like The Breakfast Club, its usage of the prison metaphor for the school, Vernon being a total failure and taking it out on the kids in a sadistic manner because he got chewed out by the very system he upholds, all those teenage stereotypes brought together and tore apart, Benson genuinely being an intelligent person whom the system hates because he doesn't conform to it and so needs to be punished, the traumas inflicted on the children by their parents because they were inflicted with the traumas of their parents and it being a vicious cycle, Brian's confession of wanting to kill himself and the general examination of teen issues that widely go ignored by the grown ups, and the janitor being the most sympathetic of the adults in the film and BTFOing Vernon every chance he gets. It's a really good film, actually, and much more than another teen drama.
He's a bratty sub and secretly wants to be punished.
I was the Bender of my highschool
No
why?
You weren't there to scare the nerds straight
I'm Vernon at the one I work at
nobody remembers you
Reminder the diamond she gives him at the end is a metaphor for her virginity. I would know, I was him.
He's literally me
homosexual
A rather vulgar way of describing him, but not altogether wrong
yee
>Eat my shorts!
Principal: Grrr Bratty bender >:3
To meme on the stuffy principal and the nerds that showed up
We didn't really have weekend detention at our school just suspension and in school suspension. The latter was pretty based just a bunch of ghetto Mexicans burn outs and wingers meeting the whole time. We didn't have any Black folk.
Wiggers*
Oops
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When the principal or teacher or whatever tells him he wants to fight him, he pussies out and acts like a little fricking baby.
He wants to sniff some panties
apparently stashing your weed in a school locker is a good spot
that'd be what they expected. so he shows up to rebel i. their presence because he wished he had good parents to discipline him and guide him towards emotional maturity
Like all bullies he's an insecure gayg, like most of you on here
I knew kids like him in school and honestly it's probably because he had nothing to go home to.
so did i, and they bullied their families too lol
>be kid at school
>don’t understand why some kids showed up, acted like buttholes for no reason, couldn’t focus, and always seemed to hang around after school like they preferred to be there.
>get bpd gf
>now irritable and touchy at work, can’t focus, and find excuses to stay late and leave early for work.
Then fricking leave her you weak ass beta cuck
nta but you wouldn't get it
To frick a redhead.
Also this.
Movie high schoolers don't look this old now, what changed? Are there more young actors available now?
He's like 30 in this movie, like most "high school" actors at the time
I know, vsauce but...
22 goddamned minutes for something that could be quickly summed up in a paragraph or less. I am angry now, why would you do this.
You were given a vsauce warning anon. He's shit.
We used to start smoking in the 8th grade and drinking by 8th grade. Zoomies don't get down like that anymore.
Men look younger now due to increased estrogen/decreased testosterone. Nelson was mid 20's when he made this. The nerd and the prom queen were both 16 irl and also fricking off camera.
>and also fricking off camera.
source, I knew the rest but never heard this one
His parents routinely abuse him physically and emotionally. Im sure he loves to have a reason to be away from them.
detention is a good way to pick up chicks you wouldn't have a chance with otherwise.
speaking from personal experience
did you forget the part where he actually didn't have detention?
Thats ally sneedy you stupid fricking moronic. You're such a moron. Dumbass.
How is that funny, the jock was a wrestler and could overpower him, the principal dared him to hit him because he knew he would charge assault and get him hauled off to jail
>How is that funny,
Because big men make my incel bussy moist
Thirty years ago, Principal Vernon (Paul Gleason) asked his five teenage charges “who do you think you are?” as a detention punishment. In the essay that bookends the diegesis, Brian, the Brain (Anthony Michael Hall), balks at the question: “We think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.” The answer, though, is stunningly simple: “You are white.” I could only see this in hindsight though, through the lens of a PhD in critical media studies and lots and lots of time. And what I saw, only many years after first falling in love with this film, was that this love was inextricably tied to my suburban upbringing, to the fact that, when I watched the film as a child, its myopic whiteness was invisible to me in that way that whiteness usually is to white people.
Because he was terrified of his dad.
I've never been an athlete but it's obvious that legit wrastling and knowing holds is incredibly useful in street fights.
On a scale of 10 to supreme gentleman, how cringe is this shot?
It was kino before the age of internet exposed people to hyperactive cringe
have a nice day loser, I can just tell you spend all day on this shithole website kek
It’s unironically better than staying home with his shit family and beats wandering aimlessly around town in the cold.
>the guy who played bender was physically big
lmao
Your parents will he happy when you have a nice day
If you don't get it you're a goy.
>this guy was hugs!
>anon posts picture of his height (5'9)
>starts autistic screeching
How tall are you anon?
Huge*
this guy in highschool wouldn't show up, and they would just assign it again etc. somehow racked it up into twenty something, and only had to do one day of off school suspension to wipe it all
If he gets kicked out, he can't rebel to the headmaster/school anymore.
Choose which battles to lose in order to continue the war.
Incel homosexual, when's the last time you unironically touched grass you obsessed loser
I only touch grass ironically.
Vernon would have put Bender in a bodybag, he used to kill asiatics in Nam out of boredom
the actor who played bender isn't "big and tall," you lost
It is one of the first movies where Hughes tries to craft a plot the plot is poor but the visual gags are strong Bueller is his best teen movie I also prefer the messier sixteen candles
>here's that 17yo guy I was telling you about
you will never have sex or a family and your posts are cope for that lol
>self assured shut-in is completely wrong
moron LOL
What a Chad
Mr. Vernon wasn't a chad, he was a bloviating Boomer c**t with a thin skin
Had he been chill, with a thicker skin, not so easily butthurt by oneliners from teens one third his age, and generally less of a sensitive prick, yes, he would be prime Chad material. Instead, he had to fly off the handle over trivialities in typical Boomer fashion, which is by definition not Chad behavior, but the behavior of an overcompensating cuck b***h and at least as cringey as the teenagers he mocked.
He should have beat up that little queer Bender even more, just like your teacher should have
nothing more satisfying than putting a confidently wrong incel homosexual in his place, this place is full of 'em
Ohhhh so you're a coping manlet, it all makes sense now hahaha
incel post
>he deleted all his posts
lmao
What did they say? I left to take a shower
Same reason almost all delinquents eventually cave and crawl across the finish line: if you just go completely AWOL they go after your parents and even if your parents don't give a frick about you they give a frick about keeping a dependent on their tax returns and welfare applications and not losing custody for being negligent.
And any kid who's not a full-blown moron eventually realizes that not even having a high school diploma is a problem and flunking out just to keep up the disaffected rebel act isn't worth it. They strike the pose as long as possible but still do just enough to sqeak by.
>SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES AND STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE
Because his parents abused him and he didn't want to go home to that.
Like your typical breadtuber socialist types, it's just a fad.
he was poor and it was either this or sitting outside in the snow hiding from his dad
we see 15 year old Molly Ringwald's underwear in this and 16 Candles, what the frick was John Hughes doing?
It was a stunt crotch
what next thing you'll tell me is they didn't have the actress wear these before this scene
>If he's such a rebel, why does he show up to detention?
To make a point. It's the last they expected him to do.
He is the trickster. Life is a mirage and he's in charge.
If I'm not mistaken, he smokes a drug cigarette at some point inside the classroom.
If anyone bumps this thread while I'm gone I'm cracking skulls
really sir?
Why is this movie famous? I swear we were forced to watch it a dozen times through middle and high schools, write essays about the characters, I still see people talking about it years later. Most unrelatable boring slog I've ever been forced to sit through. 99% of kids in detention are single mother offspring with drug problems or borderline mentally disabled FAS bucket slitherers who can't hold a pencil the right way down and act out in class because they think it makes them look cool and they sure as hell don't have looks or brains going for them.
I despise this film. The last 10 seconds with him walking away and the song are good though.
you were forced to watch an R-rated subversive, anti-authority teen comedy and write essays about it in middle and high school?
not him but it was endlessly parodied so growing up you subconsciously were prepared to consume it
I joined the wrestling team despite hating it in order to stay way from my c**t of a mother for the maximum time possible. I also held off on getting my drivers license till I was 18 and knew she wouldn't be able to hold it over my head or make me her gofer.
Shut your hole, Wang Chung
How do I get my hair to look like this? Mine is thick and poofy and makes my head look like a mushroom
pic semi related, mine falls to the sides so I don't have bangs
Why did he sexually assault Claire when he was suppose to be hiding?
He looks to Vern and the Janitor as his surrogate dads. Also to score chicks like the dandruff ho.
>Nicolas Cage auditioned for Bender
>They said he was too old and cast...
>...Chudd Nelson instead?
What was the logic here?
they said frick nepobabies
Why did they make the one girl uglier near the end of the movie?
I really like The Breakfast Club, its usage of the prison metaphor for the school, Vernon being a total failure and taking it out on the kids in a sadistic manner because he got chewed out by the very system he upholds, all those teenage stereotypes brought together and tore apart, Benson genuinely being an intelligent person whom the system hates because he doesn't conform to it and so needs to be punished, the traumas inflicted on the children by their parents because they were inflicted with the traumas of their parents and it being a vicious cycle, Brian's confession of wanting to kill himself and the general examination of teen issues that widely go ignored by the grown ups, and the janitor being the most sympathetic of the adults in the film and BTFOing Vernon every chance he gets. It's a really good film, actually, and much more than another teen drama.