If Nu-April looked like this, nobody would Care.

If Nu-April looked like this, nobody would Care.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well she doesn't look black.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes she does

      It's AI-generated.

      you couldn't at least draw it you hack?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you couldn't at least draw it you hack?
        Not OP, but cope and seethe, commissiongay. Your time is up.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cope and seethe, commissiongay
          what?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      better

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Make the nose a little wider

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you can recognize that she's black, then she looks black

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks Amharic or Oromo, who are both black. Not all black people are Bantu.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        East Africans will never be portrayed in cartoons because American media is only concerned with portraying its own black population, which is almost entirely descended from West African slaves. The fact that black people from other parts of Africa have radically different facial features would break most American leftists' minds.

        America does have a growing population of East Africans but it'll probably be decades before they get proper representation.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Easy to understand why: All diversity initiatives, organizations, and movements are strictly about giving African Americans special treatment and protections. They don't actually care about people from any African nation.

          Well, she was made to have darker skin in the original comics.

          In her first appearance, she shares the page with a black man who is not drawn or colored in any sort of similar way to imply they are both black.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Disney already did that but today beauty and woman cannot be in the same sentence

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't a lot of east Africans mixed though?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most american black people are like 15% white or more on average too. There's basically no such thing as a pure nig in America.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, that's a bit of a myth. Most East Africans are descended from an ancient lineage that wasn't subject to Bantu expansion. They're their own thing.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              not at all, the only significantly mixed east african group would be Copts, because theyve been invaded like 3 morbillion times by greeks and persians and libyans and semites and turks and whoever. Bantus never really went to east africa

              Huh, I swear I've read that a lot of people in the Horn of Africa region are mixed with Arab

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                they are, but not really to the extent of African Americans. Mind you me and the other guy thought you were talking about Bantus, which they didnt mix with that much. Also "east africa" spans from Sudan to Mozambique and goes all the way inland to Rwanda. A large portion of the africans there are non-bantu

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Specifically along the coast of the Horn that's somewhat true, but not to a significant degree. The largest concentration of East Africans is in the Ethiopian Highlands by far, and they have pretty much no outside admixture.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not at all, the only significantly mixed east african group would be Copts, because theyve been invaded like 3 morbillion times by greeks and persians and libyans and semites and turks and whoever. Bantus never really went to east africa

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          American Leftists only like black african-americans, not africans. Did you guys forget about the Woman King and Cleopatra movies that Will Smiths wife made? american black leftists hate west africans, and they hate other varieties of africans even more. Theres even people saying that Black Supremacist groups are trying to export themselves to Sahel and Subsaharan Africa to spread a narrative about the evil coloniser Berbers and Arabs (a bit funny considering that sahel africans were usually equal to or sometimes surpassed their northern neighbours militarily and economically). Theyve been unable to make inroads into East Africa because the whole Wewuz thing, despite mostly being targeted towards Egypt, kind of pisses off the other east africans since they consider themselves related to Ancient Egypt. A bit like how Ancient China heavily influenced ancient vietnam, korea, and japan and such, or how the romans and greeks viewed each other as civilised

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure the (real) idea that Africa is ethnicly speaking the most diverse place on earth would please them but completly break them when they realise that mean not everyone look like they come out of the horn of Africa.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah pretty much, they could easily explain her appearance as "My parents moved here from Ethiopia in the 90s" and it'd actually give her a kind of interesting background. But nah just totally redesign her to make her look like a less than attractive slave-descended black American.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What, you waitng for her to eat fried chicken? Looking for the stolen bike and the watermelon? Is it the lack of hiphop swag and dreads?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t waste my time. Who’s the artist?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's AI-generated.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My pc

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would still be a shitty, pointless race swap. They aren't good on principle. They're never good.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would bleach.

      /thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      April being white doesn’t define her character in any regard. Artistic license is perfectly valid.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Neither does her being black, making and race swap pointless. Thank you for invalidating your own argument.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No. Artistic license is never pointless. Creativity is king.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Putting limits on race swaps and saying only white characters can be changed is not creative.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day moron

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You first

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then where are the daily outrage threads on Luz!Lois Lane?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        People shat on it vociferously when it was revealed. They still do. They're just drowned out by the endless tide of brown simps posting about their Korean waifu. She's literally nothing like Lois Lane, she's essentially an OC with the name stapled on.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a raceswap if April was originally black

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Every single time.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WE WUZ REPORTERZ N SHEEEIT
        I don't know you shitstains push this narrative. She never was black, even in the original comic.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          2012 is cute and 2018 isnt terrible. 2023 is so bad though

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2018 isnt terrible
            Are you blind? 2018 April looks like shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Right, so it is a raceswap.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well, she was made to have darker skin in the original comics.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The creators have stated her dark skin was a coloring error.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >if nu-April was a new character, nobody would care

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well yeah, she actually looks like April instead of a fat black Irma.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would bleach.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no TMNT 1970s exploration film with a Blaxploitation April and the Turtles dancing to disco

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baaaased

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women hate beautiful women the same way Men hate wimpy men

    Any guy who’s ever had a girlfriend or wife or close female friends knows what I’m talking about

    Any girl who is prettier than her is a “bitch” and any guy who likes beauty women is “shallow” or “creepy”

    That’s why female animators especially love making underage characters fugly so they can call anyone who doesn’t agree a pedo

    No seriously

    Watch how women will hype up the UGLIEST b***h in the group

    Lesbians are even crazier with it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      New April was designed by a guy.
      >Men hate wimpy men
      Most men are nice and aren't like that. Most men don't get mad at other men for not being masculine enough unless they have a mental problem.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're damn right, that's a certified bad b***h. Get the fatass off my screen and replace it with this.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Correct. I don't want to see blackwashed characters, nor do I care for them.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people would still care, but yes, much of the backlash originates from her being turned into a fat goblin. If she was raceswapped but still designed to be attractive, the board would be spammed with colonizer and April Sexo memes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would she get bleached by Casey?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does it count if they're both women?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Casey is sexswapped (but not a troony)
          >April is raceswapped, but still hot
          >Both are in lesbians with each other
          Hmm... I still oppose race and sex swaps on principle, since it is the cowardly tactic of parasitic subhuman homosexuals, who often do it as an act of ideological colonization. It's fine as a one-off "What if?" or a silly little fan art AU thing. It's not fine when it's some corporate wienersucker trying to make it a permanent thing for someone else's long-running creation.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would care, anon. I'm tired of underaged April so I would accept the race swap if it meant no more jailbait April.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly same, I want April to be more mature again. Make her a woman, dammit, not some kid.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just want all of you to know that OP is a disingenuous homosexual. The uglificatiom of April O'Neal is directly tied with the race swapping, as the only people interested in race swapping are people who also think and mildly attractive woman is objectification. If you have to respond, just remember to sage all the fields. Frick jannies.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    facts

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If it wasn't terrible, people would like it.

    Check out Mr Galactic Brain here.

    Yes, if the latest April was attractive, well-written and a complex character with secrets, flaws and engaging interpersonal relationships who was also black - she'd be loved (if not universally, because you can't please everyone).

    Fat, Tumblerite Black History Month is disliked because she's ugly, annoying and written to be 'right' - as in we're supposed to sympathise with and agree with her.
    Her skin colour is only a part of why she's hated; if you changed nothing about her but made her white, she'd still be shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fat, Tumblerite Black History Month is disliked because she's ugly, annoying and written to be 'right' - as in we're supposed to sympathise with and agree with her.
      I'd say they tried harder to make her relatable and not quite as hard to make her a #girlboss, or whatever. The problem is that they've made her a character with three major traits
      >I want classmates to stop calling me "Puke girl"
      >I puke when I get anxious
      >vague interest in journalism

      And all of that is a symptom of the movie's bigger problems with writing a coherent script. So many things happen in Mutant Mayhem just because the plot needs them to or because it's a reference to the 87 cartoon. But because they stripped out too many things in an attempt to make a modern, relatable reimagining of the turtles, it all comes off as clunky and weak.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not to defend the new movie april, but she does look like someone who would hang around in the sewers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boobs too small

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not ugly and is a clear homage to the April everyone can agree they like so yeah

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    April O’Neil was fine in the new movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Garbage Twitter take is garbage ragebait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remove the puke gags and she's an okay character. Still needs a different name, but I hated Splinter more than I dislike April.

      Also that homosexual is clearly lying. April looks surprisingly out of place, even with her giant Oompa Loompa proportions, compared to every single human in the movie looking like a horrendous lopsided abomination. Of the three humans that get any notable screentime, you've got Baxter looking like a derange gremlin made of feces, Cynthia Utrom who looks like a thumb with mold on top, and April, who has a balanced, even face that is just oddly out of proportion with her obese body and tiny hands and feet.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you hate Splinter?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's a very contrived, boring character who comes off as gullible and pathetic. Jackie Chan's mumbly, awful voice acting didn't help things at all. His character arc literally had to be shouted out loud by a different character just so they could be sure the audience understood the flimsy characterization they were trying to do by having the bad guy say
          >I'm your Father you have to listen to me!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, not the best version of Splinter. Not really sure why they even got Jackie to voice him, but I guess they needed another big name. TMNT 2007 did great with its voice cast, especially with Splinter.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Most of the celebrity VAs were a total fricking waste of money, either way. Seth Rogen was the only one who you could tell who it was, because that fat moron can't voice act. Everyone else either had so few lines or was putting on such a thick cartoony voice that it didn't matter who the frick voiced them. Paul Rudd can keep the role of Mondo Gecko, though

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Paul Rudd was fine. Though I would’ve preferred maybe someone else like Robbie Rist.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Since they wanted to make a series spin-off from the movie anyways, it would have made a lot more sense to hire voice actors that wouldn't cost them millions per episode.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guess they’re either gonna shill out the money for all the celebrities or get soundalikes. They can definitely get the four teenage actors for the Turtles back for the show.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Guess they’re either gonna shill out the money for all the celebrities or get soundalikes. They can definitely get the four teenage actors for the Turtles back for the show.

                It's always soundalikes. Rogen and Jackie Chan were in kung fu Panda too, but never the shows.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And you think these people like sexy women?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First three from the first row and Harley look okay, there are better examples out there

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does this look so bland and weird?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's AI art

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she has bastard children with racist white men

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would care, because the dark skin pairs better with the yellow than light skin with a light color jacket. Give me more color contrast you cowards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give her the Lois Lane treatment and just make her "half korean" as an excuse to draw her as white looking, but with a permanent tan for some reason.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Casey pumping her will be said contrast

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raceswapping is stil lame but the attempt to uglify everything is worse.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How long until we start getting troony-swaps? Or is that too risky?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be American
      >worship blacks like gods

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obsessed.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If Nu-April looked like this, nobody would Care.

    thats a lie

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it'd still be a problem because it's still a pointless raceswap.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So Latinx April?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Latinos are lighter than that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Latinas can be from whitest white to blackest black.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If she looked like that I'd watch the movie and commission porn of her

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least it looks more like the og.
    The newer one is just bootleg Shrek without the Scottish sexyness.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    well. it's still blackwashing but at least there would be a new set of lewds i guess.

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