If there's a Spiderman based on your nationality, what would he look like and what are his abilities?
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Texan spiderman uses camouflage with only his mask being normal, long range web revolvers and rifles, and some firearms and explosives to achieve non-lethal criminal captures. His Uncle Ben was a sheriff who is shot by a crazed criminal after Peter dodged a bullet (not knowing his Uncle would be shot). Uncle Ben gave him the lesson after the criminal runs away, realizing he shot a cop and has to bounce.
He saves people using web rafts during the once in a decade absolutely devastating floods. His "Gwen Stacy" moment will be many of his friends (including Gwen) being swept away by a flood caused by Norman Osborn, the Hydroman, who has gone absolutely bonkers with the goal to flood Houston forever. Unlike 616, he intentionally kills Norman and, every time he returns, Pete doesn't give mercy and tries to kill him again. Eventually he has a "Black Suit" moment that leads to drug addiction that he beats with willpower, counselling, and love. Harry Osborn is Venom, now knowing it was Peter who killed his father. Intentionally.
Florida spider-man
>banana spider logo
>khaki shorts
>tank top
>sandles
>tribal tattoos
>salt life cap over mask
>Michelob ultra can in hand
>skinny everywhere but the beer belly
>skin scorched red by the sun
What does he do?
His nemesis is the crack goblin and he thwips quarters at him at a 7-11 and yells “dance crack goblin, dance”
You forgot leprosy
Arizona Spider-man
>Logo is a tarantula
>Costume glows in the dark
>Very tan
>Spikes stick out of his costume like a cactus
>Doesn't fight crime during the day because it's too freakin' hot
>Attacks Californians on sight
>Able to suck the fluids out of things with special fangs, instantly desiccating them
>Proportional strength of a tarantula
>No webbing, but body hair is spikey and can be shot out as a mid-ranged attack
California Spiderman
>homeless
>gay
>a wine snob who
>logo is the yellow sack spider
>keeps changing his costume colors on a whim
>Sunglasses and booty shorts
>has a lot of high-tech gadgets and the power of money
>Brags his web fluid is organic, ethically harvested, biodegradable, vegan, raw, and gluten-free
>Psychokenesis allows him to shake things, and even cause earthquakes in extreme circumstances
>extremely flammable
I'm Argentinian and recently found out there's an official one. Black Tarantula or something like that I think.
>Australian Spider-Man vs the Lizard
Exploding. He can do it once.
What would American Spider-Man be like?
Classic Spider-Man but with a trucker hat. Maybe a plaid shirt with ripped off sleeves
bnd spider-man
Don't know what's that?
Makker, wij hebben al een Spider-Man.
Canadian Spider-Man with ice powers like Miles' electricity, the power to freeze his webs, and a superiority complex about how violent and bigoted American Spider-Man is while being slightly better at best.
Spider-Man being a spider-themed pseudo-trickster makes it perfect to draw inspiration from native mythology instead of "hurr just make it a hockey jersey hijab" like a lazy frick. Webs and crawling make it perfect for him to just swing through forests, he can spin his webs as a defensive shield, and is a master of disguising himself out of suit. One part Peter Parker, one part Lupin, one part Big Joe Mufferaw. Instead of living with his aunt, he lives with his grandmother, who knows his identity without him knowing she knows, and is quietly supportive of him.
>Czech Spider-Man
>Sits at home watching TV
>Hears sirens outside
>"I wish I could help, but web fluid is just so expensive these days!"
>"Also the buildings here are too low to swing from. What am I? Some rich butthole from Prague with his own tall rich building? I can't afford that! It's not my fault! Can't do anything!"
>Turns TV volume up
>Finishes beer, gets up to open another one
>"This wouldn't happen if the communists were still in charge"
>English Spider Man
Not really a lot of tall buildings in London for him to swing across. Then again I haven't been to that shithole in years. His costume would have to be resistant to knives and acid attacks.
Can't really thing of much else. I just want someone who isn't as cringe as Spider Punk to be an English Spider Man.
British Spider-Man gets arrested for not paying his webslinging licence.
Oi that Spoider-man's a menace innit?
Italian Spiderman
needs no further explanation
looks nice
too bad Americans would probably make him black...
That architectural detail is honestly so unnecessary lol, the inker and colorist probably hate this fricking artist.
if you're lazy.
Brazilian Spiderman
>Mutt
>Sometimes he steals from others
It gets really cold here sometimes, a spider-themed character would be out of place. And we don't have skyscrapers, because there's no life either. We don't have crimes to fight with for the same matter. Maybe just few dead alcoholics.