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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Goose really fricked up his face with the fillers/botox. He didn't need that at all.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eva forced him to do it. I feel bad for Ryan, he should have stayed single

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he should have stayed single
        he should've become my boyfriend
        so I can go frick myself

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          gay, Ryan's not a gay

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not gay if it's you on you, that's technically just masturbation

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Fillers/botox
      It goes away after a certain time, r-right?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is even if they did an all white cast there doesn't exist anyone irl who can match Rapunzel's beauty, it's over.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you disregard the cartoon style, Margot is literally Rapunzel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If you disregard the cartoon style, Margot is literally Rapunzel.
        >walled roastie is equivalent to a newly blossomed woman
        check for gas leaks in your room NOW

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Barbie and Rapunzel are the same age, frogposter.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            See

            have a nice day hag lover I genuinely mean it.

            Then kys

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Margot is literally Rapunzel.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you disregard that manjaw, line eyes and the 20yo past expiry date then yes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the problem is tangled is about magic hair so a live action film will have heavy cgi in every scene so its not really live action. just release the old one in theaters again, maybe clean it up a bit. itll make $100M and cost nothing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney is remaking Tangled now.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id prefer they make original princess kinos so we have new characters to rule34. Especially hot white characters, preferably related for the extra spicy incest angle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frozen is the worst disney animated feature.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I will admit the r34 is really underwhelming for a related sister ship. How could they fumble so badly? It's basically a layup.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              They always look so smug that I want to punch them instead of fricking them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Group 1:
      >Sees this
      >Wants to love and protect or emulate
      Group 2:
      >Wants to debase and humiliate or sterilize

      Guess which group gets to make a movie about her. Go on, guess.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The group that sees her as being too old.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Epstein wasn't a pedo. She'd definitely be in his preferred age range. Even if she was supposed to be 18 in the movie, she looked several years younger.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do humanity a favour and follow Epstein.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're being baited by an Americuck but the issue people have with Epstein is the torturing, killing and cannibalizing, no one cares about 15 or 16 year olds getting fricked aside from MKUltra'd morons.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pedophiles are the most hated group on earth. If you think otherwise, just say this in broad daylight. Not only would you be jailed the next day, your cellmates will leave you with an butthole prolapsed enough to drive a freight train through it while the wardens turn a blind eye.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                18 is not the global age of consent, seethe Americuck. What SHOULD be punishable by death is sex outside of marriage.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >pedophile is also a christard
                You love to see it happen

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >atheist engages in demonic behaviour so wants to demonize godly acts so he doesn't have to look inward to admit how much of a sinner he is
                Many such cases. Accept the blood sacrifice God performed in the flesh as Jesus Christ to redeem you of your sins.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was humiliated in her own cartoon and it was HOT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this 60 frames or something? Why does the animation look bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there doesn't exist anyone irl who can match Rapunzel's beauty
      *blocks your path*

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was she bitten by a swarm of wasps or is her face naturally swollen?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >internet is obsessed with the kind of girl you see working at any coffee shop that isn't in a shitty area

        This tells me a lot of people never go outside and/or they live in total shitholes.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't complicate things, it's just mental illness

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Eugene to me.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game of thrones clown in a major Hollywood production
        "lol," said the scorpion, "lmao"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's his age, 50?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ratfaced israelite

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    crackers age like dogshit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk are dogshit.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, they should cast someone pretty as rapunzel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Strong tastelet energy

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapunzel is "Le Strong Famale Character" done right. Everybody likes her regardless of other tastes or views.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong actress.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll call her when I need someone to play a bulldog.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ what an ugly dog faced women. Faceblindness is a real problem round these parts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      pugh stinks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Live-action Disney
    When will this meme die? There have been 0 (zero) remakes that have come close to the originals.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There have been many remakes that have earned big money. The execs couldn't understand quality if you hit them on the head with it. They understand only balance sheets.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day hag lover I genuinely mean it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      See [...]
      Then kys

      >hag lover
      Nonce dogwhistle

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you'd rather see a hot 18 year old than a 40 year old with chewed up nipples and a wrinkly face? PEDO!!!!!!

        okay dr pizza

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >calling a 30 year old who didn't really age a 40 year old with a wrinkly face
          Definitely a nonce, no doubts left now

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            HOLY SHIT ROBBIE IS ONLY IN HER EARLY 30S????? lol jesus christ the meme about white women and aging is really true. i legit thought she was like 39 MINIMUM

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is her at 23, she's hardly changed. If you don't like her, it's not because she's old, it's because you're a brownoid tastelet.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are literally fricking blind if you can't see the huge difference in those pictures.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Margot has always lied about her age
                She easily 5 years older than what she claims to be

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                does not look 23 on the left

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            kys adult woman fetishist, your birth was a mistake

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Does the nonce really not realise that the picture is making fun of HIM?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno, I've seen multiple people say "adult women fetish" unironically on Cinemaphile.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dunno, I've seen multiple people say "adult women fetish" unironically on Cinemaphile.

                It's fine to want to frick hags if nothing better is available, but if you actually preferb 25 year olds to 15 year olds there's something wrong with you. That is not normal.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >dude if you have a child available just use them as a wiener puppet, bro
                Kys pedo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 years too old >:(

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was 12 in the book. 18 is hag. I'm sure they could find some beautiful blonde 12 year old girl to play her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sure they could find some fat bald 50 year old Black to rape you in jail

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you have against 12 year olds?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon stop beating your dick to kids. It’s gross. What would your Mother think?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If he jerk offs to kids, chances are his mother never gave a shit about him.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If she's sexually mature, she's not a kid.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some girls get periods at 9, kys pedo

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Some girls get periods at 9
              Then those girls are ready to take dick.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Maggot Robbie as the best Disney princess

    frick no
    Disney should stop twith those live-action adaptations, they're all shit

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      cute grandma

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >who didn't really age

    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, if you arent a pedo covering his own ass, you're a roastie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever, nonce

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >woman who looks like shit two decades past the wall also looked like shit one decade past the wall
    Shocker.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be made in the Czech using German actors, but a 17 year old and 25 year old wouldnt sell well in America.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nor in Germany. They have recently put away the last living relative of Hitler for paedophilia.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gross. Margot is too old and busted.
    Cast McKenna Grace instead.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hundreds of years in the future when historians are studying the early '20s and seeing a brief period of time when every disney movie was remade but with a token black person, also when people weren't allowed to recognize men from women
    it's gonna be interesting

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also when people weren't allowed to recognize men from women
      I think it's time to remind again that history's most vocal advocate of pedophilia was also the loudest advocate of gender reassignment.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    didn't robbie absolutely hated working with Goose because everyone liked him more?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My uncle works at Nintendo and he said they fricked on set.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapunzel is supposed to be 17/18 years old. Pic related better Rapunzel.,

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe 20 years ago.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the best version. Anime or Harryhausen?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Japshit is shit, Harryhausen's is ugly.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will there ever come a day when /tg/ is cleansed from paedophiles?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >will heebro get rid of users
      You know the answer.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone in this thread is either moronic or high. It's CURRENT YEAR Gisnep. You know EXACTLY what they'll do.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not after losing cash on nigmaid they won't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        only if you knew how bad things really are

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean Disnay's financial situation?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They don't care about money. They'll keep making overt propaganda until their company is bankrupt.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >They don't care about money
          How many critical drinker videos does it take to become that mindbroken?

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rapunzel is going to be black and her hair will be so nappy that it can't be cut. It'll be like a giant blob of matted dreadlock that follows her around like a sandworm in Dune picking up twigs and leaves and shit.

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