If they want to make a billion, and of course they do, they will have to cast them. No other choice, it will happen.
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The Goose really fricked up his face with the fillers/botox. He didn't need that at all.
Eva forced him to do it. I feel bad for Ryan, he should have stayed single
>he should have stayed single
he should've become my boyfriend
so I can go frick myself
gay, Ryan's not a gay
it's not gay if it's you on you, that's technically just masturbation
>Fillers/botox
It goes away after a certain time, r-right?
The problem is even if they did an all white cast there doesn't exist anyone irl who can match Rapunzel's beauty, it's over.
If you disregard the cartoon style, Margot is literally Rapunzel.
>If you disregard the cartoon style, Margot is literally Rapunzel.
>walled roastie is equivalent to a newly blossomed woman
check for gas leaks in your room NOW
Barbie and Rapunzel are the same age, frogposter.
See
Then kys
>Margot is literally Rapunzel.
if you disregard that manjaw, line eyes and the 20yo past expiry date then yes
the problem is tangled is about magic hair so a live action film will have heavy cgi in every scene so its not really live action. just release the old one in theaters again, maybe clean it up a bit. itll make $100M and cost nothing.
Disney is remaking Tangled now.
Id prefer they make original princess kinos so we have new characters to rule34. Especially hot white characters, preferably related for the extra spicy incest angle.
Frozen is the worst disney animated feature.
I will admit the r34 is really underwhelming for a related sister ship. How could they fumble so badly? It's basically a layup.
They always look so smug that I want to punch them instead of fricking them.
Group 1:
>Sees this
>Wants to love and protect or emulate
Group 2:
>Wants to debase and humiliate or sterilize
Guess which group gets to make a movie about her. Go on, guess.
The group that sees her as being too old.
Epstein wasn't a pedo. She'd definitely be in his preferred age range. Even if she was supposed to be 18 in the movie, she looked several years younger.
Do humanity a favour and follow Epstein.
You're being baited by an Americuck but the issue people have with Epstein is the torturing, killing and cannibalizing, no one cares about 15 or 16 year olds getting fricked aside from MKUltra'd morons.
Pedophiles are the most hated group on earth. If you think otherwise, just say this in broad daylight. Not only would you be jailed the next day, your cellmates will leave you with an butthole prolapsed enough to drive a freight train through it while the wardens turn a blind eye.
18 is not the global age of consent, seethe Americuck. What SHOULD be punishable by death is sex outside of marriage.
>pedophile is also a christard
You love to see it happen
>atheist engages in demonic behaviour so wants to demonize godly acts so he doesn't have to look inward to admit how much of a sinner he is
Many such cases. Accept the blood sacrifice God performed in the flesh as Jesus Christ to redeem you of your sins.
She was humiliated in her own cartoon and it was HOT
Is this 60 frames or something? Why does the animation look bad
>there doesn't exist anyone irl who can match Rapunzel's beauty
*blocks your path*
Was she bitten by a swarm of wasps or is her face naturally swollen?
>internet is obsessed with the kind of girl you see working at any coffee shop that isn't in a shitty area
This tells me a lot of people never go outside and/or they live in total shitholes.
Don't complicate things, it's just mental illness
Wrong.
Leave Eugene to me.
>game of thrones clown in a major Hollywood production
"lol," said the scorpion, "lmao"
What's his age, 50?
ratfaced israelite
crackers age like dogshit
Black folk are dogshit.
Nah, they should cast someone pretty as rapunzel
Strong tastelet energy
Rapunzel is "Le Strong Famale Character" done right. Everybody likes her regardless of other tastes or views.
Wrong actress.
I'll call her when I need someone to play a bulldog.
Jesus Christ what an ugly dog faced women. Faceblindness is a real problem round these parts.
pugh stinks
>Live-action Disney
When will this meme die? There have been 0 (zero) remakes that have come close to the originals.
There have been many remakes that have earned big money. The execs couldn't understand quality if you hit them on the head with it. They understand only balance sheets.
have a nice day hag lover I genuinely mean it.
>hag lover
Nonce dogwhistle
>you'd rather see a hot 18 year old than a 40 year old with chewed up nipples and a wrinkly face? PEDO!!!!!!
okay dr pizza
>calling a 30 year old who didn't really age a 40 year old with a wrinkly face
Definitely a nonce, no doubts left now
HOLY SHIT ROBBIE IS ONLY IN HER EARLY 30S????? lol jesus christ the meme about white women and aging is really true. i legit thought she was like 39 MINIMUM
This is her at 23, she's hardly changed. If you don't like her, it's not because she's old, it's because you're a brownoid tastelet.
You are literally fricking blind if you can't see the huge difference in those pictures.
Margot has always lied about her age
She easily 5 years older than what she claims to be
does not look 23 on the left
kys adult woman fetishist, your birth was a mistake
Does the nonce really not realise that the picture is making fun of HIM?
Dunno, I've seen multiple people say "adult women fetish" unironically on Cinemaphile.
It's fine to want to frick hags if nothing better is available, but if you actually preferb 25 year olds to 15 year olds there's something wrong with you. That is not normal.
>dude if you have a child available just use them as a wiener puppet, bro
Kys pedo
4 years too old >:(
She was 12 in the book. 18 is hag. I'm sure they could find some beautiful blonde 12 year old girl to play her.
I'm sure they could find some fat bald 50 year old Black to rape you in jail
What do you have against 12 year olds?
Anon stop beating your dick to kids. It’s gross. What would your Mother think?
If he jerk offs to kids, chances are his mother never gave a shit about him.
If she's sexually mature, she's not a kid.
Some girls get periods at 9, kys pedo
>Some girls get periods at 9
Then those girls are ready to take dick.
>Maggot Robbie as the best Disney princess
frick no
Disney should stop twith those live-action adaptations, they're all shit
cute grandma
>who didn't really age
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, if you arent a pedo covering his own ass, you're a roastie
Whatever, nonce
>woman who looks like shit two decades past the wall also looked like shit one decade past the wall
Shocker.
It could be made in the Czech using German actors, but a 17 year old and 25 year old wouldnt sell well in America.
Nor in Germany. They have recently put away the last living relative of Hitler for paedophilia.
Gross. Margot is too old and busted.
Cast McKenna Grace instead.
>hundreds of years in the future when historians are studying the early '20s and seeing a brief period of time when every disney movie was remade but with a token black person, also when people weren't allowed to recognize men from women
it's gonna be interesting
>also when people weren't allowed to recognize men from women
I think it's time to remind again that history's most vocal advocate of pedophilia was also the loudest advocate of gender reassignment.
didn't robbie absolutely hated working with Goose because everyone liked him more?
My uncle works at Nintendo and he said they fricked on set.
Rapunzel is supposed to be 17/18 years old. Pic related better Rapunzel.,
Maybe 20 years ago.
What is the best version. Anime or Harryhausen?
Japshit is shit, Harryhausen's is ugly.
Will there ever come a day when /tg/ is cleansed from paedophiles?
>will heebro get rid of users
You know the answer.
Everyone in this thread is either moronic or high. It's CURRENT YEAR Gisnep. You know EXACTLY what they'll do.
Not after losing cash on nigmaid they won't.
only if you knew how bad things really are
You mean Disnay's financial situation?
They don't care about money. They'll keep making overt propaganda until their company is bankrupt.
>They don't care about money
How many critical drinker videos does it take to become that mindbroken?
Rapunzel is going to be black and her hair will be so nappy that it can't be cut. It'll be like a giant blob of matted dreadlock that follows her around like a sandworm in Dune picking up twigs and leaves and shit.