If you had powers what kind of villain you would be?
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super incel
>It's tighten
that's already you
that's not him anon. he's not a super anything...yet
I actually was wondering about this the other day, because of that very movie.
I saw it was leaving soon on Netflix and decided to give it a rewatch.
Seeing Tighten's character arc, I was comparing to myself if I had gotten the injection.
I honestly just don't believe I could be a villain.
Even the idea of using my power for personal gain puts me off.
I'd probably be a boring boy scout like Metro Man.
There's too much hassle being the bad guy. You rob a few banks or do something to help your friends and family escape the rat race but if you step too far you'll have every cop and politician seething about you endlessly because they want you to sit in a cell so they feel comfortable or do some kinda bull shit experiment on you. Even if you do community service they'll want you to go to the middle east or whatever dumb war and help the real bad guys win. Hell I'm sure they'd still do the same even if all you did was help people.
If I ever become a hero, i'm never selling my soul to the government. I'll just meander and do some random good deeds but never involving myself in shit like wars.
this would not be a problem for me because my first action as a superpowered individual would be to completely eliminate the state of israel and act 2 would be to dissolve the united states
>I saw it was leaving soon on Netflix and decided to give it a rewatch.
If this was due to fomo you should know it's because it's free on youtube now. Same with kung fu Panda.
>free on YouTube
Huh? Why? Don’t tell me YouTube is buying movies to be like Netflix.
I could 100% use it for personal gain but I'm not a psycho so I'm not looking to rule the world or kill people but like
says it would be a hassle to get on the government's bad side if I want to just do normal stuff like going to get groceries or to a restaurant without people fleeing or cops trying to arrest me. In the end I might flout the law like flying anywhere I want or make my money in ways they don't like, like space mining but in the end I would try not to be a problem because it's easier for everyone.
> I could 100% use it for personal gain but I'm not a psycho so I'm not looking to rule the world or kill people but like
This. I think there’s nothing wrong with using powers for personal gain as long as you are not screwing over people for no good reason.
As I’ve said, I just wanna support myself and family members that I care about, along with whatever future wife and kids I have. Or maybe I won’t even have that, it wouldn’t be fair for my future family to always been in danger because of my powers.
Besides, frick the governments of the world. I’m not gonna simply stand by and watch as they continue to frick over the common man.
What are they gonna do? Launch a bunch of nukes at me in populated areas? The government is not that moronic.
>What are they gonna do? Launch a bunch of nukes at me in populated areas?
Uhhhhhhhh Gaza bro?
Yes yes, I know Israel has nukes and they would use them if they were given a reason to be allowed to do I’d stay the frick out of Gaza
I don't think I would rise above the level of petty nuisance and rapist.
I wouldnt reveal myself as a person, cause a ton of mayhem that looks like supernatural phenomenon, and let everyone think whatever god they believe in is pissed.
Came to pretty much say this. Completely frick humanity from the shadows and return peace to the world.
That's not a bad idea. I think I'd so something similar, I'd be the kind of "hero" who would clean up enormous scumbags in secret so nobody would even know what I look like. Maybe I'd leave some kind of calling card at the scene just so authorities know it's me.
I would ensure people that made dumb decisions earned Darwin Awards in the most chaotic way possible.
But that would be intelligent design, not Darwinism.
Super mercenary. Fight for heroes, villains, government, corporations or whoever can afford it.
I’d do this too. If I was super man like I would let the highest bidder contract me to be their one man invasion/liberation weapon.
Alright superanon, frick this child
>blackmail into permanent service
More or less this. Take on who I can for money, probably lose a few times, do some shady super jobs that don't involve fighting. Then inevitably when told to kill the hero I've gotten my ass kicked by several times, I'd just laugh and frick off because they don't have THAT much money
Beyond that, strictly business. If the heroes pay then sureI'll help them too.
chaotic moron for pure funsies
Depends on how strong I become and what other powered people exist
If it's a DC situation where there's lots of powered people I'd try to stay under the radar and just help myself and people I know
If it's literally just me with godlike power then it's my moral duty to take over the world and establish a one-world government and solve free energy
The one that captured superheroines
Which ones specifically?
Would never reveal myself to the public to have super powers. Would do stuff for money, either from doing a genius scam or being more profitable in general.
Very Based
Based anon, but basically you'd be a Empowered villain kek
If I could do what tighten would do I'd probably just be a pro baseball player or mma. I'd pitch/bat/run/punch/grapple hard enough to be the goat without a doubt but not so much that people would think I had superpowers, then just enjoy life. I wouldn't be dictator or whatever because I'd be too stressed wondering whether or not someone could develop some tech or something to defeat me, you know sword of damcoles type stress. If I was metroman level, where I could essentially stop time of whatever I'd probably impregnate as many girls I could and make the human race extremely powerful within a single generation, but would otherwise attempt to remain undetected.
>pretend to be a normal person
>subtly cheat at poker
>make millions and do nothing afterwards
Shapeshifting just to do weird sex stuff, being a villain is too much effort
cheat at poker
the casino mafia will ice you fast as hell
>the casino mafia will ice you fast as hell
they can't, I have powers
>Shapeshifting just to do weird sex stuff, being a villain is too much effort
Get guys to lick your pussy, then suddenly grow a dick. Grab their phone, take a picture, and post it to their social media while running away laughing.
super coomer
why be a villain and put a bounty on my head? Better to just lay low and use my superpowers to make my life easier.
Just laze around, maybe use my powers to get some easy money.
Are we talking if I became an evil Superman or something? I would probably be a rogue Punisher who torches anyone I deem as making the world a MUCH worse place. Terrorist leaders, corrupt officials, dictators, crime families, etc.
I would dox everyone who annoyed me online.
High tier telepathy, I don't need anything else.
I'm too lazy to bother with world domination or shit like that, at most i'd probably try to convince NASA or some space program shit to pay me for putting satelittes in orbit or something.
id frick off into outer space
This but anywhere really. If I could be a superman, I’d want to live freely. I already know some survival stuff so superman abilities will make that 100x easier than being a standard human.
Eco-fascist
these with some spicy add-ons
I don't think I'd kill or seriously hurt anyone, but I would want powers that allow me to get whatever I wanted and do whatever like travel. I wouldn't want to be known or hated because then I wouldn't be able to experience things normally
cumflation powers to inflate anyone with my cummies haha
>nooo I'm all bloated and full!
>aiiieee I'm floating away! help!!!
>no please don't roll me down the hill nooo ow oof bleh oof ow!
hahaha I'm so evil >:^)
I would cuminflate them until they burst.
Well do they float away or roll downhill? make up your mind.
>Be me.
>IT/cybersecurity in Maryland.
>Alphabets come and go.
>Get far in the process.
>Woman seems to be getting fricked over with an old laptop.
>See the frickhuge folder that has "conditional".
>No way.
>Reach out to guy but he's home.
>Frickhuge folder has presumably alphabet papers, a list with gas prices?, names of vtubers, and loads of drawn pornography of herself.
>Almost all is herself drawn you would think she's Dobson's identical twin sister but worse.
If I had a nickel for every time this has happened this year I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
I'll take out life insurance policies on people
then a few months later, kill them
and collect the payout
Illuminati leader type. Got rich and powerful in the shadows, took my sweet time building a powerbase outside public view.
I do like the idea of a shadow villain who uses espionage, secrecy and conspiracy to achieve their goals but turns out is strong as frick and could get an honest try at achieving their goals through brute force, but doesn't want to.
I'd probably become a Robin hood figure, taking down corporations and corrupt politicians (so basically politicians). Also my villain alter ego would live in/support North Korea just so I could see what political carnage comes from that.
So basically I'd be half Robin hood and half shitpost
Glorified public nuisance
>Using my powers to draw giant obscenities on the sides of skyscrapers
>Hijacking broadcasts to publicly shit on heroes and public figure I don't like Max Headroom style
>Mind controlling pedestrians with complete control just to make them strip naked and do stupid dances out on the street
Maybe rob some banks if I'm ever strapped for cash, but otherwise mostly just having dumb fun and getting into Silver age-tier shenanigans
Make sure you do silly things like
>rob a bank, but take all the furniture, pens, etc instead of the money
>kidnap random people to compete in an Iron Chef style show just to see who can make the best grilled cheese.
>make a giant death ray to write your name on the moon and never use it again.
>kidnap random people to compete in an Iron Chef style show just to see who can make the best grilled cheese
>kidnap gordon ramsey
>Gordon is kidnaped
>also kidnap all the people he booted off
>the best grilled cheese wins
>make a giant death ray to write your name on the moon and never use it again.
chair face chippendale is that you?
I genuinely don't want to be a villain.
I don't want to be a hero either, too much hassle either way.
Inseminator of daughters.
>If you had powers what kind of villain you would be?
Evil Sovereign, use powers to take over a small country use diplomatic immunity to violate laws with impunity.
>"property tax? why would you pay for something you own, bro?"
>"government surveillance? lmao idgaf what u do online"
>"you want guns? guns are MANDATORY here; we fight our defense wars zerg rush style"
How can you know these things? Are you me from the future?!
Is this some hidden Worm-SI thread?
What's SI?
It stands for self insert and it has two defentions. The first is when a character is or based on the author, it's a common feature of fanfics such as for Worm. The other kind is a blank slate character that the audience can project themselves on, usually found in power fantasy or wish fulfillment stories.
The kind that commits evil by inaction
>could choose to use powers to save lives and end famine and stop natural disasters
>would rather jerk off and watch TV instead
Punisher
This. I’d just say ‘hey I’m investigating (insert crime or conspiracy here)’ and wait to see who panics the most
The WEF and their cronies would be merc on sight
I would be Superdecimator, my goal would be to reduce the human population down to only the best 10%. Dissatisfied with the world around me, I would exterminate MOST of mankind to usher in a new golden age where I am like a God among men to the survivors.
Superdecimator will reign into the future as the paragon of humanity who saved it from it's lethargic chains and obligations to the lesser people.
It's my planet now. Stop sucking or die.
>I would be Superdecimator, my goal would be to reduce the human population down to only the best 10%
Okay, but what do you bring to the table for this new golden age, besides superdecimating? Any other skills that would improve mankind?
My skill is do as I say or die
I'd pretend I'm just some weirdly unstoppable MAGAgay and never show my true power. Run around punching out libs who get too wienery and dumb protesters then use super speed to go from one part of the country to another undetected. Random drag queens, congressmen, Mark Ruffalo, comicbook writers I don't like, all Punched out. Law enforcement would be baffled and embarrassed. When I'm not doing that I'm cleaning the ocean and reversing global warming.
I would be a hero, but I would just skim a little off the top when possible.
Reverse Robin Hood.
Robin Good.
Basically, the reality is that poor people aren't smart enough to use their money properly, so it should go to the people that are smarter and more competent and who will use it to better the world.
There is no point in wasting money in the hands of those that are just societal leeches that require subsidization just to survive.
>I know how to use your resources better than you do!
If I had superpowers, I'd use them to go after pricks like (You).
If you knew how to use what you have, you'd be rich.
Why do I need to chose between being Earth's super janny and being a lolrandom psychopath warlord? Can't I just be a regular guy with powers?
Judging from the posts in this thread, I feel the first thing anyone with superpowers should do is hunt down all Cinemaphile posters and toss them into the sun.
We agree, let's start with (You)
I'd be the guy who's decided that exterminating all of humanity is the only way to get rid of humanity's problems
basically your standard fare anime villain
Deuteronomist.
100 be a villain that wants to kill every gay, troony, atheist and basically any minority or liberal on earth but would be so disgusted by the modern state of the world my aim would change to exterminating humanity and destroying life on earth so another species like humanity doesn't evolve along with liberal too
Love manipulation, I would get a harem every woman that I blink at 10 times in person becomes madly in love and infatuated with me and instantly sees me 10/10 adonis, I would literally have a Harem of 1000 hot women in their late teens and 20's from all races and classes around the world, They'd work for me, pay for me, and feed me. We'd live in a mansion and I'd impregnate every single one. I'd pound 2 every day.
Yeah anon but you do realize that your karmic punishment by the hero probably is going to involve something bad happening to your reproductive system
Kek, now that you meantion I would 100% try to build an army like the Delmo Corps.
https://femalevillains.fandom.com/wiki/Delmo_Corps_(Agent_AIKa)
>only pick tomboyish genki girls for foot soldiers
>cold beauties as officers or special forces
>tech them how to fight gracefully in miniskirts and heels
>flashing panties is mandatory
>also make them use WW2 like German weaponry for the lulz
Something really ridiculous like Dr Doom.
I'd be like mojo Jojo that one time he saved the day.
I’d literally become a hermit away from society.
Only reason I’m not now is because I can’t afford it, if I had god like powers I’d just steal what I want and live in the woods away from everyone
Firstly, very based.
Secondly, I genuinely think the idea of a person with insane powers who just wants to be left alone but is constantly bugged by heroes, villains, the media, the government and/or others is a really cool idea for a show/comic.
I mean you could argue Onepunchman is like that BUT I see what you mean.
Saitama has to deal with bullshit before he can get the fights he wants.
What if Superman or Spiderman was just annoyed at the world?
>'Truth and Justice? Who cares I just wanna grill for fricksakes'
So are you asking:
>What POWERS would you have?
>What NAME would you have?
>What KIND of villian would you be?
I'm not too sure how to answer.
Either way, I'd use my powers for personal gain without stirring up too much spotlight. I just wanna live in peace.
Based. I'd start a farm.
>pic unrelated but it go hard af
Not evil but selfish.
I'd either kill all the politicians or do something to get a lot of money and frick off
I wouldn't be a villain, I'd be a hero because that's my power-fantasy
>make thread expecting the most depraved, incriminating sexual shit from Cinemaphile
>"actually i don't think i would want to hurt anybody, teehee"
I would use my powers to brutally rape this Anon. Outside of that I wouldn't bother anyone.
>I have a small white penis
sorry, agent smith. get a real job
I don't wanna end up on some list by detailing my fantasies of using hypothetical superpowers to [redacted] politicians day by day until they sort shit out.
Even with superpowers you'd still have to face the consequence of your actions and live in constant fear of persecution for the rest of your life. That is, unless your powers involve making people forget about what you did.
You have no idea how broken superspeed is, I can locate your army and rip off their heads before a molecule in your neurons even vibrates. I can destroy your civilization in the time it takea for you to blink.
Perhaps there's an ethics in all of this when ignoring the one sentence shitposts
Most people grow out of squishing ants for fun.
There's a difference between having powers and having complete immunity to repercussions. If you asked the latter I'm sure more anons would want to kill and rape and piss on as many women and children as they can.
these people don't have the self awareness to realize they'd be Titan
>If you had powers what kind of villain you would be?
Area of effect erections and diarrhea
The diarrhea will continue until morale improves
I'd just lie low, honestly. Unless its an explicitly flashy powerup I'd use it to give myself a leg up in my personal life. If superpowers were a thing and I had them, I can guarantee glowies knocking on my door to either dissect me or use me for glowie bullshit
Move people from their beds while they are sleeping.
Just like switching people from each other's houses.
Like I don't know if that would physically be possible, but I have EVIL SUPERPOWERS SO SHUT THE frick UP
I would get even with all the people that bullied me in highschool, but not like killing or raping, i would cripple them financially and play costly pranks on them without getting caught, like pouring fresh cement or sugar on the fuel tanks of their car, or having the most explicit homosexual videos poping up on their phones for maximum public embarrassment, just making sure every day something goes wrong in their lives
Honestly, outside of finding and killing my highschool/middleschool bullies i don't think i'd do much villainy. Probably rob a bank or two to set my self for life and that's it.
I'd lie and say that I obtained my powers through a top secret US Government program, which involved an insane amount of physical torture.
make 2d waifus real
I'd like to have something like the force, mind manipulation.
I'd use my powers for good but I'd like to quicken my absorption of knowledge, use that knowledge to get into good job opportunities, manipulate people into getting what I want, but not taking it too far. Why? Wanna support myself, family members, future wife and children.
I hate the idea of using my power to do true harm except for people that deserve it, like child predators. I would kill them slowly and painfully. Or try to anyway. I suspect that I am too soft and I may just kill them quickly then just get out.
Oh yeah, would like to take down corrupt politicians as well. Idk, I want to make the world a better place and make sure that myself and family don't fall into poverty. I don't wanna be rich. I'm just scared of the future.
Either that, have the power to act like a computer virus and do tons of trolling + leaking government secrets + helping those in need.
Also would definitely spend an entire weekend hijacking Valve servers and manually ban every single cheater and bot from CS2 and TF2 since they wont do it.
Stylish
>what kind of villain you would be?
Cyborg Psychic Stalin.
Depends.
Powerful enough to kill billions? Hitler 2.0, perpetrator of the greatest involuntary act of eugenics & depopulation in human history.
I had to wear glasses AND I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE WILL EVER SUFFER THAT FATE AGAIN EVEN REGARDLESS OF HOW MANY BABIES I HAVE TO RAPE
Not that strong? Kid with a magnifying glass. No point in doing anything, just make havoc for fun.
depends on what power i had, how powerful i was. If I was Superman tier, complete world domination. If I had something like Purple Man's powers I'd probably just make a fortune as a lobbyist or presidential advisor where I would have power but be pretty unknown to the majority
I would probably be like Cell. Looking for someone to challenge me.
honestly I never thought about this, but there is an appeal
>break into a major broadcasting news station
>make a show of power
>challenge the world to a 1v1 grudge match
>have fun
though I'd probably not have the whole "destroy the world" thing, just fight whoever shows up, then send them on their way when I win, maybe make it a yearly tradition
Realistically you're not going to get competitors. You're going to get governments all over the world watching you 24/7 and trying all sorts of things that go against the Geneva Conventions to kill you while you sleep.
Unless this hypothetical also assumes this is a world where super heroes/villains are normal but that was never stated.
was that the point of the character?
Would really depend on what powers I get.
Something utility based like super-intelligence or technopathy, and I'd end up becoming a reclusive Evil Genius type running my own private lair, gathering enough dirt on every nation to bury them in shit if they cross me and making literal James Bond style Doomsday Weapons.
Something like Flying Brick powers or Regeneration would make me more reckless and willing to take dumb risks just for the thrill. I'd end up a grungy Neo-Genghis Khan, cruising around the world, taking on all comers, and generally fricking chicks whilst being a Superpowered Street Biker. I'd even add stakes to it, making it so that whatever country actually manages to defeat me I'll agree to serve.
Because if I'm riding the express ticket to hell, I might as well do it whilst blasting Heavy Metal Noise smothered by awesome breasts.
>Something utility based like super-intelligence or technopathy, and I'd end up becoming a reclusive Evil Genius type running my own private lair, gathering enough dirt on every nation to bury them in shit if they cross me and making literal James Bond style Doomsday Weapons.
>technopathy
huh so that's what that's called
also same
The ends justify the means type. If I became nigh unstoppable I'd bring about a NWO all on my own. All these "heroes" in fiction don't clean out the trash en masse are really undeserving of their gifts. You may say to me "who are you to judge", but I'm sure the work will speak for itself when I bring about utopia.
The "kill thousands at a time for little to no reason" type of villain. My point is don't give me superpowers.
I'd steal whatever i want unless i felt bad about it and brutalize or kill anyone that pisses me off.
Television would improve under threat of de-limbing.
Depend on the powers but I would probably be a Doom type villain. Get myself a piece of land and rule it with an iron fist but be adored by my people at the same time.
I'd work for the government
Underrated
I'd put all my efforts into sparing humanity from a reality that hates us all by killing everyone as fast and as painlessly as possible
id wanna be a stupid cartoon villain 1:1 really, just an evil fortress on top of a hill, laughs maniacally constantly, has over elaborate and extremely exaggerated plans and a cool arch nemesis
itd be fun
This kind.
Torquemada had more fun.
Reality bender who randomly changes something about the way the world/universe works/is everyday but makes sure everyone has memories of how it was before
Things like plant chlorophyll is now red and water is now purple
Earths gravity is 10% weaker and the moon is now yellow
A new country is added with hundreds of millions of new people with a whole new culture and language but they have "always" been there and are recognized by the rest of the world
People will live in fear that I might make a small change that actually greatly upsets them because they preferred how it was like before
Depends on my powers. With subtle ones I could make a bank in numerous ways and live in peace. If my powers are too obvious there is really no way to do bad and live without getting fricked. I can't really tell what would happen if I was really super strong in many ways because my entire personality is built around being weak. I could be a completely different person just because I can. The most likely scenario is I would do small time crimes where there is no way anyone can be hurt or people would notice. If I had mind control powers I would definitely make myself popular with ladies.
If you had superman / metroman / omniman "invincible powerful flying man" powers, I wonder what the speedrun strat for world domination would be.
I have an idea, feel free to pick it apart:
>Display feats of your power to get everyone's attention
>Proclaim that you are GOD and that you are the rightful ruler of the planet and that those who follow you will be rewarded and guaranteed admittance to Heaven after a lifetime of serving you
>Followers overthrow governments for you
>King of Earth!
The amount of false prophet and antichrist people would throw at you. You'd have a never ending resistance all over the world.
I think the best option would be show yourself flying and then get a press conference where you announce you will be creating a new world government with you as supreme king and then show some of your powers, including someone shooting a missile at you so they know how resistant you are.
You'd get some countries surrendering, some would try to negotiate and some would declare war at you then you can get the surrendered ones to start law unification while you go around killing the leadership of the other two until whoever is left in charge surrenders too.
>what kind of villain you would be?
Probably the one I already am with the powers I already have. (This is a joke that only moderators will understand)
Cute cot
I’d have invisibility and I’d live in rich people’s houses undetected, playing their video games, eating their food, and raping their teenage daughters.
depends on the power(s), how powerful that is/limits/weaknesses
if it was like near god I'd probably be content taking over a country/town and telling everyone to frick off or else but if I wasn't that powerful probably just rob a bank then go live out in the woods.
controlling the whole world sounds like too much of a hassle.
I want to be a Saturday Morning Cartoon Villain
I would make a giant underground bunker in the middle of nowhere, and kidnap as many scientists as I could from around the world to research my powers, and attempt to recreate it
I would then give them a copy of these powers to 5 random plucky underdogs and force them to fight me in order to save the world from my evil, having to stop my dastardly deeds on a weekly basis
And I would do all of this, because I think it would be fun
So you would be megamind?
More like Robotnik
Is your base shaped like your face too?
I’d take control of humanity, help us achieve space travel, look for other races, then take over their worlds as well. Then when everything I’d built js destroyed as the universe inches closer to its heat death, I’d float around in the empty void, enjoying my solitude.
I'll probably be like Tighten right before Megamind revealed his plan. Open a vault or two, steal a couple million, then just chill in a small apartment eating cereal and watching movies
shouldn't you have put like one of those power randomizer links down?
I'd kill every major world leader as a show of force. Dunk on every major military facility and kill "civilian" elites. Reduce every possible force that could eventually harm me to atoms.
After an absolute decimation of humanity's most powerful people and weaponry, I'd declare that I'll turn on the general populace in 5 years unless cancer is cured and actual renewable energy is created and distributed for free. I'd threaten Armageddon unless humanity actually fixed their problems for their own sake. I genuinely think that if a metaphorical gun was pressed to the head of humanity, we could fix almost all our conventional problems as a collective.
Then I'd cycle back every decade or so and pick new fundamental problems we refuse to fix for the sake of profit or military tech races. Probably pose as a civilian and roam amongst the surviving nations and see what's lacking.
Bros one of those new manga/manwha villians lol. The I'm the big bad so come together type.
The kind that would destroy the internet, outlaw nerd culture and anime, remove drugs and sex from existence and blow technology back to the point that nobody even has basic cable.
He said Villain, anon
I would also enforce strict diets of pineapple pizza and tapioca pudding.
Okay that's better
An omnicidal one Id just fly into space and break off pieces of the moon that I throw at every city on the planet
Depends on the powers, but I genuinely think you would be better off just becoming famous. Get rich and beloved by millions just by using your powers on camera.
>You want servants?
Money.
>You want fricktoys?
Money.
>You want drugs?
Money.
Depending on the powers, the lay-low kind. The more people know about your powers the more stressful your life becomes. I'd just use them to somehow quietly rob banks or billionares and enjoy my life without anyone knowing
I'd be a discrete villain. Pull a big heist at night. Build a fortress of solitude deep innawoods.
I also kind of like the Hanwiener movie approach. Someone so ridiculously powerful the authorities have given up trying to stop them and mostly just ignore them.
Let's make this more interesting
Get a power here
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main
and then think about what kinda villain you'd be
>Lunarportation
I'd rob banks but only at full moon, which is good and bad since it has a clear pattern, but I could go for any bank in the world
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ballet_Mastery
uhhh...I'd be the best fricking Ballet Dancer ever? Just robbing israeliteelry stores dancing in, people are too mesmerized to stop me. Dodgin bullets with graceful steps and shit
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Energy_Matter_Generation
I think I'm a Green Lantern? I hate this wiki sometimes, it gives the vaguest explanations and exclusively lists random one-off anime characters as its examples.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Summoning_Power_Link
I'm not sure what this does, but if it's basically become as powerful as I feel like being, then I just go around beating everyone up for fun until something stops me.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chi_Manipulation
>basically Goku
Sweet. I honestly don't know what I would do.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Power_Level
Well I do whatever I want I guess. Probably nothing much while constantly being harassed by people who want to take advantage of my power until I get pissed off enough to clobber the shit out of them so they frick off.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Living_Wing_Manifestation
Oh, I hate this
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Disco_Ball_Creation
I was hoping to be able to drop meteors on people. But this will have to do.
I don't know who's I'm going to have a vendetta against, but they will be very sorry!
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Air_Ball_Projection
I probably wouldnt get away with much more than some occasional property damage with this.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ultimate_Technology
>The user can manipulate, invent, and channel the almighty/ultimate power by using advanced technologies
Ah, I guess I would start warping reality using the Internet. I would be the hidden lurker entity who would, at my whim, warp reality based on any post I encounter. I would also apply that conditional reality warp on deepfake AI image and videos, those silly online articles and comments.
I'd watch the world burn as mere lies, shitposts and other silly things on the Internet could be actually real and make people reconsider if their delusions are real or not.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:Ultipotence
Well that's fricking boring, just generic godlike powers. I guess I'd try and be like Q. I always was a big fan of John de Lancie.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plains_Manipulation
I could either hold entire countries or chunks of continents hostage by utterly wrecking the very ground and ecosystems they are in, or become a very rich man by altering them for the better. Would make more sense to sell my services to at risk regions of the world, could pretty much reverse desertification which that alone would have some pretty big implications. I’d be like a living god of the natural landscapes.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Bomb_Generation
I hope I'd be able to control the yield. Throwing concussive bombs at riot cops could be fun, but if my bombs are strictly nuke level, this isn't going to be much use.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magma_Sealing
I'm going to assume that the sealed magma doesn't cool down while it is sealed
I could kill anyone I want by filling them with magma
but I don't want to kill anyone, so I guess I might do harmless pranks like filling cardboard boxes with magma and leaving them on the sidewalk for someone to find
maybe make a generator that runs on the heat from the sealed magma for infinite energy?
if I can't even keep magma from burning cardboard with my sealing powers, then I can't think of a single useful use for this power
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Deduction_Mastery
Not super powerful but I can work with this. I'd probably use it to dig up dirt on various politicians, ceos, and organized crime bosses and either blackmail them or sell the info to the highest bidders. I'd also have use my powers of deduction to find a way to accomplish this without putting a target on my back since I doubt any of these crooks would appreciate me airing out their dirty laundry. I'd probably less of a outright villain and more of a neutral info broker who'll help out either side for the right price
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hot_Air_Manipulation
I have a fear of heights, so it's gonna take awhile to get used to this type of power when it comes to using it to fly. But once i do, the buttholes who bullied me will be splattered across the pavement when i'm done with them.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spatial-Temporal_Transcendence
I'm an Nigh-omnipresent god. You've all lost before it began.
Most people would end like Manhattan.
>play good guy at first
>get annoyed by inability of living a normal life, constant media attention and politics
>distance yourself from humans
>eventually do some sort of a frick up, like accidentally dropping a bus full of kids from the sky
>realize you aren't infallible and won't be able to fix most of humans problems
>become a hermit, isolating yourself from civilization
>finally, peace
I’d be The Iron NEET. I’d leave my basement once a month and use my powers to steal comic books and video games.
some kind of underground resource prospector so I can become a billionaire from finding rare minerals and energy sources and be able to say racist things on twitter free of consequences
>Empower some girls with good magical girl energy
>Empower other girls with bad magical girl energy
>Have real life magical girl fights, while I sit back in the shadows and enjoy them
I would be a "hard justice enforcer" and go around punishing those that treat others unfair with death. For example, if one person is constantly being mistreated and their sibling gets all the love and support from their parents instead, I'll kill that person's sibling, and then their parents. If a person studied hard for exams and is trying hard to do well but notices almost every other student around them is blatantly cheating by looking down at their phones and somehow the professor does not realize this and that student feels conflicted to be a snitch or not to have cheaters exposed at the moment, I'll show up and expose those cheaters, then kill them. Yeah this is all oddly specific but I'll be that kind of villain, also assuming my powers allows me to show up whenever shit like this happens, I'll be like some sort of vengeful evil ghost, a force of nature.
>People talking about getting sex powers and cuminflation powers but don’t talk about inflating people til they pop open
Popping is kind of a niche part of inflation.
Go finish your Seinfeld video, Claw
I'm surprised there weren't any creepypastas about this.
>THERE ARE NO MODS..
>THERE ARE NO JANNIES..
>AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SOME GUY NAMED MOOT..
Saturday morning cartoon villain. I would try my best to annoy people and entertain them with my hijinks, but not enough to make anybody seriously want to kill me. Depending on my powers, some would be more suitable for it. Like if I were a shapeshifter, I would shapeshift into Power Girl or Donald Trump and post my nudes online. If I could be invisible, I would break into houses and steal all the toilet papers and replace their coke with diet soda. Or cute pranks, like when Elastic Man pretended to be clothes so he could chill on woman's chest all day and touch her boobies.
Realistically I can see myself going through these stages
>Euphoria
I will try to abuse my powers to gain money, maybe even try to rape some girl but chicken out because I'm a pussy, killing people I think deserve to die like politicians, rapist (yes I know), Mexican cartels, etc.
When I eventually get more comfortable with my powers I would abuse them even further, maybe Killing people I personally don't like (some annoying butthole like Andrew Tate or Rebecca Sugar) threatening game companies or animation studios to do what I want or else I obliterate them (I don't have anything in mind now but just image threatening Nintendo to add some character to a New Super Mario or something)
And continue being as petty as a super powered manchild can be until it blows in my face or I realize I went too far
>Depression
Either because now the whole world is looking to kill me, or because I killed someone who I didn't want to, or anything that snaps me out of the power trip, I would try to keep as low as a profile as possible.
Still trying to keep myself well fed but moving around the world just to distract my mind from my problems
Either I get captured and die, or something changes in me
>Stability
I get tired of being a supe and try to live as much of a normal life as possible, still using my powers to my advantage of course, maybe stopping some small crimes here and there but not doing anything in public
>Ascension
Eventually I would try to get any group of people close to me (my family, some friends, some hobo, a dog, 3 Stacies who step on me for 10 dollars an hour, whatever) to somehow inherit my powers, and worst case scenario if I can't pass my powers I just from a cult around my imagine to try impregnate as many women as possible in hopes my son's inherit my powers. And if all that fails at least I won't die a virgin
Shoot radioactive cum out of my penis to terrorize all the feminists.
I'd find a way to replicate infinite amounts of finite resources for free and crash all of the world's economy by making everything worthless.
I would commit a number of extremely elaborate and specific crimes around low value items like change, hotel paintings, sewing supplies etc all under an theatrical edge lord persona.
>High Tier Technopathy & Telepathy (No Mind Control just sending & reading thoughts)
>Broadcast all the corpos, world government, and upper elite's dirty laundry both mentally to everyone in the world and physically through the internet.
>Every time they try to damage control the narrative, they get exposed yet again.
>Either people get fed up with the obvious lies after several conspiracy theories get proven right and go Robspierre on the regime or just accept it as the new normal.
>No matter what, the truth gets out and you see even if it's for a moment, genuine terror from all the power players and would be Suzerains in the shadows.
It's not even to watch the world burn. I just want people to know the whole truth of the world we live in and make decisions not based on 24/7 media spin and obsfucating gobbledyasiatic. If they rebel so be it, if not then no more crying and virtue signalling about being against the machine/regime.
That’s dumb, if society crumbles and it’s your fault you can’t do cool stuff anymore like drink clean water and eat yummy food and talk with your frens on Cinemaphile
>Not Knowing how to cook
>Or do basic water distillation from boiling
>Or basic hunting/fishing
>Or even how to Loot like LARP Rioter at a mostly peaceful protest
You just outed yourself as the gaygiest Cinemaphilemblrite that would make a calicuck want to curbstomp your ass.
y'all really gunna kill innocent civiliant?
Everyone who is unironically saying they are going to is mentally unwell and should be on a list.
I would be absolutely terrified of having superpowers. Even as an emotional teenager, I have enough self-awareness from consuming so much fiction that I know it's a slippery slope.
At my worst, I would only use powers to make my life comfortable to coast by like getting somebody else's skills and abilities like Taskmaster or Mimic. Nothing that would directly harm people. If I had mental powers or pheromone control like Purple Man, I'd have to shut myself from people as much people.
That depends entirely on the powers, but most likely a petty butthole who punishes people who personally annoy me
It depends on the powers, but if I could pull it off I'd put an end to 52% of the crime in America.
I'd do something about Africa.
I'd also do something about the UK, Scandinavia, and Germany, and their crimes rates too.
The Dr. Doom kind. The only way I'd end up a villain is if I got a powerset that allowed me to build my own utopia, ideally with the capability to distribute superpowers to those I see fit. Once I established my own thriving kingdom I'd start using my power to enforce the rights and freedoms of the citizens of other countries, which of course would get me labeled as tyrant and invader abusing my power my the governments of the world.
Depends on the powers, doesn't it?
If I have the power to change people's eye-colour, I'm not exactly going to do much with that.
If I'm super-man, well I don't want to break shit so I'd probably just never tell anyone I have powers.
If I'm a godling, I'd probably make all pedos' wieners explode.
Don't know if that'd make me guilty of genocide or a mass terrorist though.
I wouldn't hunt pedos as super-man because I'd be too apprehensive about getting the wrong person. Much simpler to write a new law of nature as a minor god and let the guilty sort themselves out.
Depends on the power. If it's like moving faster than the flash with all of Superman's powers. I'd kill every corrupt politician and Judges, rob every museum and return all their stolen shit, kill every pedophile, stop every crime happening in the world at once, stop every war, stop people from starving to death, save everyone stranded anywhere, kill EVERY billionaire, and probably steal enough money to keep buy a house and pay every bill for the rest of my life. After that I'd just stop every crime from happening and in my downtime, I would play CS2. In my single-room apartment with a fold-out chair and Ikea desk.
>rob every museum and return all their stolen shit,
It's one of those things that seems right, but then you realize that museums protect cultural artifacts from iconoclasts.
Like China wants to get shit back from museums, but that's largely due to them fricking up a lot of their material heritage during the 1960's cultural revolution... I just hate iconolasts so much.
A lot of artifacts were smuggled out of Iraq for safe keeping too. ISIS also sold some of them to Hobby Lobby for a creation museum.
Probably small time. Make myself rich enough to live comfortably, but I'm too nice to do anything genuinely malicious.
Be a mercenary for the highest bidder, kill off billionaires for lulz, invest every bit of money I acquire into alternative fuels because I have an autistic Black Manta tier hatred for EV and ESG slop shit, then retire somewhere to be a grotchety bastard telling people to get off my lawn. Head up into orbit to chill for a bit whenever I need a vacation, or bathe in a volcano or something assuming I’m le evil superman tier.
I'd watch the news and any time I saw something that made me mad I'd go find the person responsible and kill them. Eventually people who notice the patterns of behavior that tend to get them randomly and brutally murdered and my attacks would become a kind of known quantity in the world. So all actions would have 4 categories of consequence: personal, social, legal, and me.
Just think of Floch from AOT with the Founding Titan.
My power would be the ability to trap people in a black mercy like state in their deepest most satisfying fantasy that only external assistance and destroying the thing in the fantasy you desire most could free you from.
I’d proceed to apply this power on North Korea and Israel while not making anyone aware I’m doing this. Every year I’d pick another country to do this to. It’d be eugenics of the soul
I'd unironically be a hero. Sure, I'd be a Booster Gold style sellout hero with a social media channel and sponsorships and shit, but I'd be a genuine hero nonetheless
in today's influencer culture you could make way more money more reliably by just being a hero with a social media following and sponsorships/ad revenue than being a full-on villain. Hell, set up a Patreon or something while you're doing your thing and you'd probably make six figures a month without even having to fully sell out just in donations from fans and people you saved.
I would absolutely have played the role Megamind wanted since I like the dynamic, but if you remove Megamind, I would probably turn into some Anarcho Theocrat who destabilized all world governments in order to take out anyone who could possibly bring me down, patrolling to destabilize Society.
Oh I’d be pretty fricked up for sure, if I could choose it would be professor x powers. I would literally go into prisons and mental institutions and re write peoples brains. I’d also never pay for things and live like the purple man. I’d justify it though by “fixing” people. Of course I’d only start with the deranged but you know how these things go.
I'm honestly not psychotic or brown enough to be any kind of villain.
Nor am I sanctimonious/ autistic enough to be a hero
If I were to have powers I'd probably live life much the same way I do now except I would never pay for a plane ticket or gas again and I'd look for some more profitable means of work.
I've already thought about this, I wouldn't be a villain at all. I would look for construction work like in a mine or in a big engineering project, I would do the work of 10 forklifts in a day and ask for 5 million then retire in a week.
Enter permanent apathetic ubermensch mode
>Just start building a house someplace on property I don't own
>Start building a town surrounding it, utilities, etc, just treat the area like real world minecraft/cities skylines, move on to building space stations/ lunar cities/ l5 colonies, seas steads, etc
>Go wherever I want
>Taxes? Nah I'll pass
>Oh jail? I'll just leave
>Shoot me? have fun with that I'm gonna take a nap
I wouldn't hurt anyone, I wouldn't go out of my way to help anyone, I'd just do whatever, what are they going to do kill me?
Just imagine something like the Waco standoff but the leader just casually steps outside and turns off the ATFs speakers or moves their armored trucks a few hundred miles away every time they show up, maybe breaks their guns but never hurts anyone.
I figure eventually people just give up on trying to stop me and ignore me.
Family friendly Saturday morning cartoon villain, all the way.
I would have a no kill rule, as well as a no permanent physical damage rule. Honestly, I'd be a villain for the sake of the campy theatre, wear a flamboyant outfit, use non-lethal weapons to deter cops & superheroes, etc. I'd even have a catch & release policy for my hostages if the hero doesn't come in time, give them a to-go goody bag & everything. My villainy would be all about having fun.
I'd only be an edgelord if I were a superhero.
The conquering visionary one.
Take over the world, force the various organizations and companies to do something constructive, delegalize the likes of the EU and UN because those do literally nothing (replace them instead with a One-World Gov but allow countries to do what the hell they want as long as it's not illegal and have everyone contribute to the Moon and later Mars colonization efforts...and any other future colonization efforts).
Also censorship and DEI would be punishable by death.
I'll be Vandal Savage, conspiring
To be honest I wouldn't accomplish anything so a villain or even a henchman, I'm the kind that is too scared to actually do shit, having super powers is like having a car, it's about as useless as it can be if you have no motivation to do anything
Talking about scary thoughts, the amount of people that would actually try to kill politicians or judges if they get powers is scary to think about, people have become kinda of unhinged these past decades
Dunno anon.
It can even work the other way around. Talking from a personal experience, having a car actually improved my both my lifestyle and mentality.
Having the possibility to go wherever I want by myself opened a lot of things for me and get me the chance of self improving.
Super powers with the worst person could possibly make someone a power hungry bastard, but with the right person, possible said person have the chance of became better, in a spider-man like situation where an insecure nerd became a selfless chad (forget everything about OMD and after)
I won't. I'm basically a goody two shoes irl. Sometimes even in games or dnd I find difficult doing evil things, even if it possible to do so.