Literally nobody will ever be as bad as Steven Seagal. Nobody else comes close. If there ever was a race to the bottom, that greasy ponytailed creep won it by a mile. Arnold impregnated the ugliest Mexican to ever live and he still isn't as bad.
some other anons and i went over this and its pretty bleak. imagine being arnie, you got the money, youve been a governor of an entire state, and with all that, what do you toss away a marriage for?
well, the woman to cleans, cares and watches your children. the one who actually acts like a mother and understands you to your core. you think his real wife cooked him a meal, changed his kids diapers, frick that shit. that mexican maid was WIFE material
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
never even heard of that movie before seeing it for the first time a year ago
how'd a movie that throws in every action clichen, cameos people like robert patrick (and a cartoon cat), and fly so far under the radar?
It has a bad rep that i really dont understand. I dont know if it came out to early for people to appriciate meta humor or something but its severly underated.
Had to compete against Jurassic Park, and many people just assumed it was "yet another testosterone-poisoned action movie" which by 1993 had fallen out of fashion.
>how'd a movie that throws in every action clichen, cameos people like robert patrick (and a cartoon cat), and fly so far under the radar?
It has a bad rep that i really dont understand. I dont know if it came out to early for people to appriciate meta humor or something but its severly underated.
>It has a bad rep that i really dont understand. I dont know if it came out to early for people to appriciate meta humor or something but its severly underated.
It came out the same weekend as Jurassic Park and got BTFO unfortunately
The director and writer begged the producer to delay LAH because it tested very poorly and they knew Jurassic Park was going to murder it, but he refused.
Goddammit I came here to post this. >watch it when I was 10 and hated it >I was expecting a straight forward Arnie movie >understood it but didn’t get it >watched it again in my 20’s and absolutely loved it >as I get older I love it more
However now that I think about it Terminator 2: Judgement Day is his best overall movie, Pumping Iron is the best Arnold.
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>"Hello Eliza. I'm the stunt coordinator on True Lies. Can we go over the last scene? ...whoa! Those are my pants?! No! Don't suck it! Help! I'm being raped!"
You've seen how that senile old c**t "remastered" both True Lies and the Abyss? Dude really needs to give the reins to Avatar to someone else and retire already.
It was extremely rare to see interracial couples on-screen back then. I remember even when Hitch came out in 2005 there was controversy that they couldn't pair Will Smith with a white women because it made audiences uncomfortable, so they paired him on-screen with Eva Mendes instead.
Nah, Hapa girls are cute. Although know that I think about it I'm not sure Tia is even asian at all, despite always playing asians. I think she might be full blooded Islander.
>I’m starting to think this is Arnies best
Hard disagree.
His best is pic related. >80s nostalgia >shits on Boy George >pisser one-liners >non-stop action >bad guy is an Aussie >other bad guy looks like inspector fricking Columbo >great music >will watch again
Do they really attach grenades to their vest by the pin? I get it, you just pull on the grenade and the pin comes out because it’s attached to your vest so you just throw the grenade but it seems hazardous.
Damn, bros. We don't get action stars like him and Sly anymore. The closest we get nowadays are the Jason Stathan's, Alan Ritchson's and (by my surprise) Chris Pratt's Terminal Lists.
I miss the abundance of action flicks.
Why the frick is he such a good actor in some movies? I've heard directors complaining he's hard to work with or stupid or something, but then he seems to "get" lines better than most actors do these days. Like the scene when he says "Ask me something I'd normally lie about," he's genuinely very funny in that, the lines make sense, he makes the character believable and real.
Or even the line in Predator, "You never were that smart." Take any b-list action hero from the 80s and they'd just read that as a one-liner but Arnie makes it weirdly nuanced, like Dutch has a real character.
Is that why Arnie was so great, because despite all the memes about being a one-note action jock with a terrible accent, he was actually magically charismatic somehow?
>have you ever killed anyone? >dyeh but dey were all bad
i sorta think him having "bad" delivery in some movies is funnier, because its like, how could you of seriously believed this guy was some computer salesman. your married to adonis x 4, you really think this dude sits at a desk all fricking day
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Carl Weathers, you frickin' strong, all jacked with your swole body and python like arms. It would totally be a challenge for me to arm wrestle you in mid-air for both my character and the real me." When all he really wants to do is pump iron in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only stand there while Carl flaunts his puny body in front of you, the favorable lighting and oil frauding the extent of his gains, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that bicep flex. Not only having to tolerate his amateur physique but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CARL WEATHERS IS THE SAME SIZE AS ARNIE?? Because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his face grimace while his girly arms desperately try to flex to even half the size of yours. You've been consuming nothing but chicken, broccoli and testosterone for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking DYEL before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his withered arms as he stops for the third time in an hour to "get another pump on", smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and pretend Carl is your equal. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could mog every single person in this room before the studio security could even get their shirts off, but you stand there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
steven seagal tier
kek this, I don’t get the hype.
Only the harrier scene is good. Arnie cannot act for shit, he needs minimal dialogue to make kino.
It's ironic you smoothbrains.
low test
Meaning absolutely phenomenal? I agree.
Literally nobody will ever be as bad as Steven Seagal. Nobody else comes close. If there ever was a race to the bottom, that greasy ponytailed creep won it by a mile. Arnold impregnated the ugliest Mexican to ever live and he still isn't as bad.
some other anons and i went over this and its pretty bleak. imagine being arnie, you got the money, youve been a governor of an entire state, and with all that, what do you toss away a marriage for?
well, the woman to cleans, cares and watches your children. the one who actually acts like a mother and understands you to your core. you think his real wife cooked him a meal, changed his kids diapers, frick that shit. that mexican maid was WIFE material
Touché, salesman.
For the record, Arnold is my favourite. I'll always defend that man. Especially when he's compared with the likes of Seagal.
his acting was the best on this one, but overall, he had better movies.
Jamie Lee Curtis was so damn fine in this.
I cannot think of a single movie where she looked worse than in this one prior to H20.
nah
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
thank you for your service
Political career was almost a decade later. Aside from that you are alone in your extremist disgust of Curtis.
Worth it for the Harrier scenes.
It's amazing how good that looks even now.
Models will always look better than CG
Yes. Practical effects are where it's at and always will be superior.
Last action hero when he goes to the real world, Arnie shows genuine emotional depth.
never even heard of that movie before seeing it for the first time a year ago
how'd a movie that throws in every action clichen, cameos people like robert patrick (and a cartoon cat), and fly so far under the radar?
It has a bad rep that i really dont understand. I dont know if it came out to early for people to appriciate meta humor or something but its severly underated.
Had to compete against Jurassic Park, and many people just assumed it was "yet another testosterone-poisoned action movie" which by 1993 had fallen out of fashion.
>Had to compete against Jurassic Park
what a shame. its not the best movie, but its fun as frick
>how'd a movie that throws in every action clichen, cameos people like robert patrick (and a cartoon cat), and fly so far under the radar?
>It has a bad rep that i really dont understand. I dont know if it came out to early for people to appriciate meta humor or something but its severly underated.
It came out the same weekend as Jurassic Park and got BTFO unfortunately
This, although JP came out the week before.
The director and writer begged the producer to delay LAH because it tested very poorly and they knew Jurassic Park was going to murder it, but he refused.
If you aren't on board by the horse part you're obviously gay.
>ass like a ten year old boy!
what did bill paxton's character mean by this?
Nah, this.
that one is definitely in my top favorites of his. really dug wayfarers in tortoise shell because of the villain
The Kinosseurs choice.
True Lies tried the same thing and actually succeeded
Goddammit I came here to post this.
>watch it when I was 10 and hated it
>I was expecting a straight forward Arnie movie
>understood it but didn’t get it
>watched it again in my 20’s and absolutely loved it
>as I get older I love it more
However now that I think about it Terminator 2: Judgement Day is his best overall movie, Pumping Iron is the best Arnold.
Just give me Arnie's Hamlet, it's the 2nd most interesting fake movie [after Satan's Alley/spoiler]
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What the frick are you talking about?
phone posters. when will they learn
If anyone hasn't seen Last Action Hero and isn't sure whether it's fun:
>Are you a henchman??
>show this movie to my wife
>she says its awful and cringe
she doesnt get me bros
you know what to do
wouldnt go that far
thats probably what he thought
at first
same
>name a bunch of cool movies.
>eww those are old like before 2000
she's 27
What's it like dating a moron?
The kid is horribly miscast and he has no chemistry with Schwarzenegger whatsoever
It's a fun movie but I wouldn't even put it in the top ten Schwarzeneggers
>not Commando
It was Kindergarten Cop.
Great Cameron Bond movie.
Never watched it properly and I was a huge arnold fan growing up. Maybe now it's time.
1. Terminator 2 Judgement Day
2. Total Recall
3. True Lies
4. Predator
5. The Terminator
swap terminator 1 with conan, and this list gets it right
Terminator 1 > 2, but both are good
All done in one take, by the way.
Arnold beats Beavis.
>"Hello Eliza. I'm the stunt coordinator on True Lies. Can we go over the last scene? ...whoa! Those are my pants?! No! Don't suck it! Help! I'm being raped!"
>True dicky
I think CBS turned it into a tv series
watched it the other night since i was a kid. embarrassingly bad.
>People not understanding that it's a comedy
Tom Arnold wasn't the given way.
I remember this scene used to make my grandma laugh, miss my grammy 🙁
Your grandmother had great taste. I miss her too. 🙁
I miss both your grandmothers.
The horse could have made the jump man.
mind over matter
The final horse scene could have killed both the horse and Arnold
for me, it's Total Recall
You can count on Verhoeven to be very visceral.
Letting Verhoeven go back to the Netherlands was the dumbest mistake Hollywood ever made
the kid ruined last action her but the second half was great.
for me, it's Raw Deal
god I miss old non-gay james cameron so fricking much
You've seen how that senile old c**t "remastered" both True Lies and the Abyss? Dude really needs to give the reins to Avatar to someone else and retire already.
I didn't know there was a "4k remaster" I guess I need to keep watching the HDTV rip.
not even commentary audio. meh
I'll say it again, but why couldn't Tia Carrere have been cast as his wife instead?
she married benjamin in the bad ending
Imagine her as a domesticated housewife with big glasses and messy hair....hnnnngggg
It was extremely rare to see interracial couples on-screen back then. I remember even when Hitch came out in 2005 there was controversy that they couldn't pair Will Smith with a white women because it made audiences uncomfortable, so they paired him on-screen with Eva Mendes instead.
>Making up stupid shit
The Bodyguard came out in 1992.
i haven't seen it but i assume the most common form pre 2010 was white man on colored lady
now it's by colored man on white lady
because dana wouldn't have been worth saving
Nah, Hapa girls are cute. Although know that I think about it I'm not sure Tia is even asian at all, despite always playing asians. I think she might be full blooded Islander.
She has a much more Asian looking face than most pure islanders.
Frick Archer
terminator is leaving max soon bros. marathoning it now
Oh this is the Arnie thread.
They really don't make movies like this anymore
>no Last Action Hero mentions
nah. aged poorly. total recall, predator, conan, t1 -- hell, even twins -- are much better.
1. Conan
2. Predator
3. Commando
4. Terminator 2
5. True Lies
I think it has become my favorite just because there is no way in hell a studio would greenlight it today. It is too based.
>I’m starting to think this is Arnies best
Hard disagree.
His best is pic related.
>80s nostalgia
>shits on Boy George
>pisser one-liners
>non-stop action
>bad guy is an Aussie
>other bad guy looks like inspector fricking Columbo
>great music
>will watch again
Do they really attach grenades to their vest by the pin? I get it, you just pull on the grenade and the pin comes out because it’s attached to your vest so you just throw the grenade but it seems hazardous.
I mean, it's a ridiculous film, so no one gives a shit.
Shit no. Grenades are dangerous tricky things.
Total Recall and Conan are his best (after Pumping Iron)
for its its last action hero
>that corvette for 17000
hurts
Damn, bros. We don't get action stars like him and Sly anymore. The closest we get nowadays are the Jason Stathan's, Alan Ritchson's and (by my surprise) Chris Pratt's Terminal Lists.
I miss the abundance of action flicks.
1. Terminator
2. Total Recall
3. Conan the Barbarian
4. Predator
5. Terminator 2
6. Running Man
7. Last Action Hero
8. True Lies
9. Commando
10. Kindergarten Cop
Cameron's best by far, too.
Why the frick is he such a good actor in some movies? I've heard directors complaining he's hard to work with or stupid or something, but then he seems to "get" lines better than most actors do these days. Like the scene when he says "Ask me something I'd normally lie about," he's genuinely very funny in that, the lines make sense, he makes the character believable and real.
Or even the line in Predator, "You never were that smart." Take any b-list action hero from the 80s and they'd just read that as a one-liner but Arnie makes it weirdly nuanced, like Dutch has a real character.
Is that why Arnie was so great, because despite all the memes about being a one-note action jock with a terrible accent, he was actually magically charismatic somehow?
>have you ever killed anyone?
>dyeh but dey were all bad
i sorta think him having "bad" delivery in some movies is funnier, because its like, how could you of seriously believed this guy was some computer salesman. your married to adonis x 4, you really think this dude sits at a desk all fricking day
>Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Carl Weathers, you frickin' strong, all jacked with your swole body and python like arms. It would totally be a challenge for me to arm wrestle you in mid-air for both my character and the real me." When all he really wants to do is pump iron in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only stand there while Carl flaunts his puny body in front of you, the favorable lighting and oil frauding the extent of his gains, and just stand there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that bicep flex. Not only having to tolerate his amateur physique but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, CARL WEATHERS IS THE SAME SIZE AS ARNIE?? Because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his face grimace while his girly arms desperately try to flex to even half the size of yours. You've been consuming nothing but chicken, broccoli and testosterone for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking DYEL before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his withered arms as he stops for the third time in an hour to "get another pump on", smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and pretend Carl is your equal. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could mog every single person in this room before the studio security could even get their shirts off, but you stand there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
It always felt like he was putting in the effort with his performances
This really doesn't hold up given how much of an irredeemably huge homosexual he became.
I like that movie The 6th Day
It's great, but it's not Last Action Hero
What do we think of Red Heat?
I thought it was worth the popcorn.
COCAINUM
Kino but Arnie had so many of them Red Heat is kinda overlooked
idk why The Last Stand was slept on. It was a great tribute to 80s action movies.
I was uncomfortable when he attempted to rape his wife
I love Conan, bros. There are many great Arnie movies, but Conan has a soul that seems to go beyond everything else