Imagine getting humiliated into oblivion by some fat virgin geek who learned kung fu in an afternoon
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Imagine getting humiliated into oblivion by some fat virgin geek who learned Kung Fu in an afternoon
Imagine getting humiliated into oblivion by some fat virgin geek who learned kung fu in an afternoon
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He was still loose from years of rhino men
OP's thread = destroyed.
Still less damage than tai lungs butthole
Tai Lung is a master of the kung-fu grip; any rhino who tried to rape him would have their dick severed by Tai Lung's mighty sphincter muscles
You're underestimating him. I'm sure he can take multiple rhinos at the same time without worry.
I liked that comic too
this one?
yes sir
It's a kung-fu movie; all you need is one montage to be a master.
Besides, Tai Lung has the best fight scenes in the series.
Why didn't they just give him the scroll once they realized nothing was on it?
Tai Lung probably would have sent himself to the spirit realm after realizing his decades of training and prison amounted to nothing more than "Believe in yourself!"
He'd probably go on a destructive fit first
You really think Tai Lung would have believed them if they told him that, actually, there is no dragon scroll? Look, we have a blank piece of paper to prove it, it's a little reflective.
He believed it when he got the scroll from Po.
>Imagine getting humiliated into oblivion by some fat virgin geek who learned Kung Fu in an afternoon
he didnt just learn in an afternoon, the entire point of the training montage is that leaves the passage of time deliberately vague
and the other important factor is that po was presented as knowing everything about kung-fu, just too uncoordinated to actually use it in practice
what shi-fu does is find the right motivation for po to actually be able to work with his body instead of against it, so all the accumulated knowledge he has in his mind can be used practically
but more importantly, po was clearly not at tai lungs level
he was holding his own mostly from his quick thinking and utilizing the environment to take advantage of tai lungs single-minded obsession with the scroll
he doesnt start beating tai lung in a straight fight until after he got mindbroken from seeing the fake scroll
>he was holding his own mostly from his quick thinking and utilizing the environment
Let's not forget his fat made him nearly invincible.
Five star post.
Imagine fighting a villain with a big long tongue and she never even tickles your vulnerable exposed soft ticklish paws with it.
Po lost though. He only got the upper hand once Tai got mindfricked. You can't do martial arts without the mind being straight. It's the basics. Tai Lung sucked because he was too weakminded not because he wasn't good.
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>furries are the only ones who actually care about Tai Lung and it's for all the wrong reasons
It's so fricking over Kung Fu Panda bros
This was the whole reason he was even put in the new movie in the first place.
Buff furry baiting is more common than you think lol
Not only that, but he was the only thing anyone gave a frick about in KFP4.
Not even furries care about Zhen or Chameleon. Let that sink in.
People underestimate furries and think they'll gobble up any character design, but in reality they have very specific tastes and only a fraction of anthropomorphic characters actually become ''popular'' in their circles.
not real-
>Zhen or Chameleon
because they are fricking ugly.
Now, if they had brought back tigress........
Po and Tigress are the best duo, even better than Po and Shifu. Whoever decided to exclude The Five from four needs be fired. The dynamic between them stands as a testament to the power of contrasting personalities in a compelling story. Their partnership, which hasn't even ever been a central focus of a movie THOUGH IT SHOULD BE, is a shining example of how differences can be harnessed to forge strong bonds. Their temperaments are polar opposite, with Po’s jovial, geeky, and carefree personality starkly contrasting Tigress’s disciplined, formidable, and serious demeanor. This disparity obviously results in a completely lack of natural chemistry, but it's PRECISELY this contrast that makes their relationship so engaging. Their interactions are a constant dance of push and pull, a constant ripple that grows more peaceful with each disturbance. It's a beautiful illustration of how empathy, compassion, wisdom, patience, and understanding can bridge the gap between the most dissimilar of people. It shows that the power to care for and connect with others transcends mere chemistry or relatability. It's a profound and beautiful thing that ranks high above how we typically think of "compatibility". Imagine a movie where them working together is more of a focus. Po’s unorthodox and unpredictable moves complementing Tigress’s disciplined and precise kung-fu, creating a harmony in battle that is a sight to behold. Seeing them engage in close combat against a multitude of mooks is fricking thrilling. And through these battles that their bond of friendship and camaraderie is tested and strengthened. I don't give a shit about silly snarky Aquafina fox. I'm not going to go see Kung Fu Panda 4. I'm not giving that movie a cent. And no I don't ship Po x Tigress if you're wondering, I don't give a shit about shipping, I give a shit about compelling writing and action.
How long did Po train for before Tai Lung arrive?
Are you nuts? People love Tai Lung for his excellent performance as a tragic, yet very evil villain and for his magnificent fight scenes. Don't engage in hyper obsessed horny furgay fandoms, they don't paint an accurate picture of how things are.
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pls no