But this is the best action movie of all time. OF ALL TIME
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But this is the best action movie of all time. OF ALL TIME
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Robocop is better than this. Frick you
no it's not you dumb frick, robo-cop is boomer satire cringe. robo-cop looks dumb as frick. T2 on the other hand is just about as cool as the boomers ever got. so suck on my cyberdyne wiener
Can't even spell Robocop. Suck on my balls, son
Robocop isn't a word you fricking micro brain isn't too separate words put together to make a portmanteau. look it up kid, plus i have dyslexia so making fun of my spelling is fascism you racist frick.
I suffer from a sexy learning disease called sexlexia and I refute your garbled nonsense.
Total Recall is better than both (Robocop is a close second)
No, that's more sci fi cyber punk.
We're talking about the mid 80s and early 90s action flicks.
>cyber punk
Lol
>We're talking about the mid 80s and early 90s action flicks.
No, we're talking about the best action film of ALL TIME
>lol
what's so funny boy?
>of all time
Fair enough, that's true. It's still Total Recall though.
Total Recall > Robocop > Terminator 2 > The Matrix
matrix is only cpunk-adjacent
I see you. Your trolling won’t work on me.
the real world in matrix isnt a cyberpunk setting. heck even the virtual reality itself isnt. only the element of VR itself is
>heck
I said, your trolling won’t work on me
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That or The Matrix.
I have more childhood ties to Terminator 2 which makes it almost unfair, but The Matrix rivals it at the very least.
No fricking way. The action in The Matrix is videogame-tier for frick's sake.
Yeah and its awesome.
Lol no, Matrix Reloaded shits all over the first one in the action department. It would be better to pit that one against T2
Having an invincible super hero character defeating an absurd amount of identical antagonists is bollywood tier
Oh frick you. Matrix Reloaded rivaled T2 when it came to the highway chase.
The Toxic Twins scene? Nah
yeah highway scene is great. trinity swerving through oncoming traffic at high speeds is awesome
I smell your homosexual sarcasm.
not a hint of sarcasm. i love the highway scene
Just as long as we understand each other. T2 officially opened the nineties. Reloaded was probably the last good action movie (2003). Where you were blown away with what you were watching.
is this like the prequel zoomie love? the matrix sequels were shit even just the action scenes. goofy cgi lame pg choreography
its hard target
This because I'm Acadian and I have a mullet.
Arnie doesn't even kill any humans in this. What a homosexual
He was told not to.
https://arniekillss.ytmnd.com/
literally just shoots the t1blowjob infinite amount of times its a 2 hour 1v1
it was great when i was a kid but now i see how goofy some of it is
Yeah it's stupid when you look at it nowadays
like what? They edited out all the goofiness for the theatrical cut.
That's a good point. That anon is probably watching the extended cut. I see it all the time now with streaming services; some friend or family member will tell me about this classic movie they saw for the first time and it turns out they saw the extended cut.
Which is fukken dumb because extended cuts are usually worse than the theatrical, but all these casuals just assume "more is better!" or they don't even think to look for the theatrical cut.
The theatrical cut is the best one for pacing. That scene with Linda Hamilton and her twin sister took time and effort. Cameron just binned it because he thought the movie was going into a lull. What happened to Cameron man? His ass used to be beautiful.
That’s what makes it great though
Not even Top 3:
1. Predator
2. The Terminator
3. Die Hard
Note: the exact order changes depending on my mood (and which one I've seen most recently), but those are the Top 3. End of discussion.
>t. Sargeant Candy
buddy, die hard is the best action film followed by predator then robocop then t2
Which part of 'End of discussion' are you too stoned to grasp, bucko? I explained the methodology so go back to your cartoon porn and stfu.
T2 is a better action movie than T1, T1 is a much better movie. I'd put Aliens in the #2 spot
Nemesis 1992 is the best and I have no idea what is going on in the movie.
the director had dementia for much of his career
haha
At the very least, spin wienering the shotgun and firing it one handed while on a motorcycle was the best action scene ever. Might ever beat out John Wayne putting the reigns in his mouth and shooting with both hands.
>arnie as good guy terminator
LAAAAAAAME
>people think Terminator 1 was better
>because it is
Sorry, no. Hardboiled is the best action movie of all time.
ackshually it's Iron Monkey
holy based, only saw this recently cus pluto.tv plays it constantly but it's pretty good
I liked this, I liked T2 much more, but this is good too.
Guy gets sent to prison for knocking his wife up a second time, they get exploding collars around their neck, they break out of the prison and fight robots and stuff.
Like 'Wedlock' with Rutger Hauer and 'The Running Man' with Arnie. For some reason, exploding collars were a thing.
I tried watching the sequel, it was really bad
Had some nice breasts in it though
The scene in the loony bin when Sarah meets the Terminator is unrivaled
are you serious? it's a lame kids movie
Objectively, T1 is the better and more adult movie. But T2 just has so much going for it. It is the best action movie of all time. I'm basing this on suck my dick if you disagree.
T1 isn't even an action movie, it's sci-fi horror
and T2 is a sci-fi family drama about a boy and his new robot stepdad
You have to have something to keep the female audience interested
not in real action movies. That's why T2 doesn't qualify. It'd be like saying Kindergarten Cop is an action movie, or Twins. T2 is a tweenwave movie for homosexual who don't know what bad acting and bad writing is.
Lots of people think Arnold movie and action movie are the same thing. But, the people are moronic, so....
I think you’re confusing action movies with sub-genres of action movies
Exactly. So T2 is the best action movie of all time. I can't believe 'Die Hard' hasn't gotten mentioned yet as an example of a perfect action movie.
die hard doesnt focus on action that much tbh. way of the gun is the best action movie for realistic gunfights, something like the matrix or fury road just for general action movie. t2 is the near bottom of the list as far as arnie movies go for me
I thought Fury Road was ok. Haven't seen it in the theater, so that might be it. I do love how other directors are so baffled by it and can't figure out how George Miller (70 at the time) did it.
'baffled' is the wrong word. They were in awe. I'll have to rewatch it, but it instantly became one of the greatest action movies of all time. Or so I've been told.
there good stunts/setpieces but all the action is so flaccidly pg
that last hour ending though.
a Black person, who perfectly knew the goods and the bads about his job, suddenly, decides tto destroy the work of an entire life, like if he never knew about it before.
no way this is perfect.
it's dull.
Action movie.
Action
movie.
That’s not predator
Predator is only a 3rd of an action movie. The rest is slasher survival horror. Great movie, but I don't think it qualifies as an action movie.
>tfw there will never be another action movie starring Schwarzenegger or Stalone or any cool guy ever again
Could this guy be our last hope?
He's a wrestler, so he's gay by default.
So was Hulk Hogan?
He's gay too. All wrestlers are.
Damn. Well I guess it does make sense.
What about body builders?
he actually thinks he can be/is a good actor. unironically Cena is far closer to schwarzenegger because he's self aware and peacemaker showed he can act halfway decently. masculine action movies are dead but maybe he'll do some half decent comedy centered shit
The movie becomes a drag once they escape the asylum
>T-800 empties a machine gun at point blank range into the T-1000's face
>A drag
Ok buddy.
Okay, let me rephrase. The whole hour between the asylum escape and that scene is fricking BORING. Better, homosexual?
Yet here you are, in my thread, complaining about how boring a thirty year old action movie is. Get the frick out of my thread you fricking homosexual. Go watch 'Drive'.
Nope.
Die Hard
T2 is a masterpiece
It is a chef d'oeuvre.
Terminator 2 is an aamazing movie, but personally Man on Fire takes the place as best action movie oat
i need a list of high quality action movies. ive seen too many and i cant remember whats what. desperado never gets mentioned
i just (re?)watched it and boy did it suck. only good part was steve buscemi
The scene where Arnold jumps on the truck and empties a clip into the t1000 and flips the truck is the most kino https://youtu.be/gOWvi4gIYGUdsg22
This board has too many people who think if they talk bad about t2 it somehow makes them sound more sophisticated. I never talk about this movie on this board. I’m sure if I scroll through this thread someone will say t1 is better action movie when it’s not even a fricking action movie compared to t2. There’s too many low test men who act like females to discuss action movies properly here.
The first one was better.
T2 blew me away but I've rewatched T1 much more, it's so well done.
The best action picture of all time is PREDATOR (1987)
You mean ROBOCOP ™?
It's only competition is Die Hard.
Truth.
so it's the best movie of the worst genre. got it.
homosexual... it's not worth evening being near to Hard Boiled.
go back to china, b***h
Best shotgun reload of all the time
>muh terminator
>muh robocop
>muh die hard
All literal z tier choices compared to Commando.
Commando is one of the very few movies that used steel drums in the soundtrack. Steel drums and marimbas were criminally underused instruments in movie soundtracks.
James Horner classics, the theme is awesome.
commando is just over the top and becomes boring. like one of those shitty chuck norris films
This is his worst movie. It would be more enjoyable if they made it a comedy, I mean it already is that, but they should have leaned into it instead of taking itself seriously.
The Last Action Hero is his best movie.
My wife and I were talking about the billionaire seafood boil and she said she thought it was really in poor taste how James Cameron spent his interview talking about how he was right that it was an implosion and that he was just stroking his ego and I said
>but honey the man made Terminator 2
I hope she knows what a lucky gal she is.
You probably whipped out your dick and told her: "just what you see woman, washday now."
sorry to say your wife is dumb
cameron is a veteran deep sea explorer who builds his own subs, he has the authority to speak out and his doing so will save lives in the future
>Boomers thought this guy was the hero of the movie
Always makes me kek
Agreed, although the 90s had some great action films in general. Heat, Ronin and Hard Boiled all were fricking fantastic too.
>groundbreaking effects
>lovable characters
>good story
how come cameron can only reproduce the first one anymore?