>Dial of Destiny is expected to open on $65 million domestically, and only $140 million worldwide. Considering the reported $295 budget of Indy’s swansong, along with a heft marketing campaign, this puts the fifth and final Indiana Jones adventure on the same shaky ground as the likes of The Flash, which has been a massive underperformer in the last few weeks.
https://movieweb.com/indiana-jones-dial-of-destiny-opening-weekend-projections-disaster-for-harrison-ford-swansong/
That's what you get for letting Disney handle classic Paramount franchise and for bogging old-fashioned adventure in SJW trends nobody likes to see in it.
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And yet Kathleen Kennedy wont be fired.
At this point I think she is here to talk LucasFilm so Disney sells it back to George for fraction of what they paid for it.
>At this point I think she is here to talk LucasFilm so Disney sells it back to George for fraction of what they paid for it.
If that was really what was going on George would cement himself as the GOAT of GOATs for such a 4D chess move.
But realistically it's just morons in charge at Disney.
SAY IT
>Disney sells it back to George for fraction of what they paid for it.
Bullshit. It ain't happening. Disney never admits failure for anything ever. If Disney ever went bankrupt, they'd take everything down with the shop. Also, modern Lucasfilm's assets are too worthless now to be an attractive sale.
Keep in mind it's an open secret Iger is a massive Apple wienersucker. It wouldn't surprise me if he was tanking the value of the company on purpose in order to sell Disney.
She'll never be openly fired because she's got too much dirt, 40+ years worth, on Hollywood's shady business history. Also, she's ticking off every ESG checkbox they're looking for & she's the right woman for the job. Letting her go would just get Iger MeToo'd. They're permanently fricked either way.
If she was really so untouchable why not just have her killed instead of spending billions of dollars on her horrible ideas? People are killed for far, far less. What does she have it all written down and kept by an unknown friend that will release it all if she happens to die?
>What does she have it all written down and kept by an unknown friend that will release it all if she happens to die?
I mean, that is very common, yes. Leave it with a lawyer to release in the event of your sudden death. Or if you're a full-on schizo like McAfee, they make plenty of deadman switch computer programs, so if you don't check in every so often, it can send an email or something. I have one to acidwash my harddrive in case I get the guts to finally go through with it next time I get sad.
How can she tick off every ESG checklist when she’s white?
post nose or gtfo
no such thing, she's being paid graft money
she can only be demoted to another project
But remember: Women in Hollywood are discriminated against!
hello anonymouses, walt disney here.
I will fire Kathleen.
Thank you.
Your homeboy,
Walty
Hey Dis.
They turned Snow White into a wetback.
Whatcha gonna do?
Hello, Anonymous.
Those israelites at it again, I'll take care of it. Thanks for informing me.
Sincerely,
Walto
doomwiener said she's out after indy 5 and I believe him.
Doomwiener is a moron, but I agree with him. If Indy 5 flops and it will, she’s out
Doomwiener said the same thing when TLJ released, and when Solo released, and when TROS released, and when the disney+ shows released, and
they are keeping KK just to spite these leakers. they cast that ugly fleabag b***h just to spite the "toxic fandom" and to avoid the male gaze. if they cast Tracy Spiridakos as indiana jane, they would have had some hope of turning a profit. clearly it's not about money anymore. it's about shoving the most obnoxious, ugly shit in our face. same goes for the tomb raider reboot which was a flop.
>it's about shoving the most obnoxious, ugly shit in our face.
how can they do that if i never watch it and just move on with my life
>same goes for the tomb raider reboot
Lmao the I couldn't be deader. The reimagined nuLara will never be a thing. No matter how they push for it.
some disney high rank should revolt and organise a marsch of justice to the disneyland
It is not about the money.
she has Unlimited Power at this point.
none of the 3 main petitions reached enough signatures:
https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-remove-kathleen-kennedy-from-her-position-at-lucasfilm
https://www.change.org/p/the-walt-disney-company-make-disney-fire-kathleen-kenndey-for-destroying-the-star-wars-canon-and-movies
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/fire-kathleen-kennedy
Why do you want her to be? She’s taking down Disney from the inside, she’s on our side
What went wrong?!!!
Go and tell me she's not israeli.
She's not, but her early life section is a good read and insight into why she has a career nevertheless.
its worse. she's Br-tish.
would treat her with my dial of destiny
The cancer in her head infected the movie
Her father is some rich stockmarketgay, political graft confirmed.
He probably donated a frick huge amount to some Britcuck politician and is then paid in prestigious jobs for his wife and daughter.
Notice how his daughter's career suddenly takes off in 2009 when he sells his company. Utterly everything is paid for.
You didn't hold her down while I got out the rusty carrot peeler, carved that fricking thing off her skull then made her eat it
>Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge was born in Hammersmith, London, on 14 July 1985,[3][4] the daughter of Michael Cyprian Waller-Bridge, founder of the electronic trading platform Tradepoint,[5] and Theresa Mary, daughter of Sir John Edward Longueville Clerke, 12th Baronet, employed by the Worshipful Company of Ironmongers.[6][7][8] The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex.[9][10] Her grandfather, Cyprian Waller-Bridge (1918-1960), "a Wodehousian sort of character... 'the eccentric son of an eccentric vicar'",[11] was an actor and BBC announcer.[12][13][14] On her father's side, she is a descendant of the Revd Sir Egerton Leigh, 2nd Baronet, and a distant relative of politician and author Egerton Leigh, Conservative MP for Mid Cheshire from 1873 to his death in 1876.[15][16]
>who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex
gentry of cuckfield
This is somehow even worse than being a israelite
Being israeli puppet is always worse than being israeli
>Cuckfield in Sussex
>The Bridge, later Waller-Bridge, family were soldiers and clergymen, who came to rank among the landed gentry of Cuckfield in Sussex
>this is a 10/10 in bongland
So she's in because they want that audience?
go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.
She's got some shit on her forehead
She actually punches 80 year old Indy at one point, knocking him the frick out, which isn't elder abuse cuz gurl power.
Then, at the end of the movie, Indy decides to just give up and die like his loser kid because he's a white man, then Fleabag goes back in time and erases him from existence, but not before she takes his hat and whip and fricks him with a strapon.
I think they might've gone too far in a few places.
it’s gonna be great
what the frick is that Gorbachev shitstain on her head
No romantic tension between fricking Boomer and insufferable Hapsburg Jaw Yenta
wtf is this woman's appeal?
Her mere appearance makes Cinemaphile incels seethe uncontrollably.
That blotch would make anyone seethe. At least try to hide it
I love how "strong" women in films act exactly like "toxic" men.
I pray to God she is the straw that breaks the camel's back and Hollywood actually considers toning it down with the "strong female characters".
How the FRICK is Kuntleen still keeping her job? This is fricking insane.
she must have taken a camera to epstein's island
It's pretty clear at this point that she has dirt on a lot of people. She was basically an assistant for producers and directors in the business for decades, so she's seen a lot of shit.
She's an old granny, anon, and blackmail only works as a balm on the mistakes you make. Past a certain point someone would just say "either you're going on retirement, and take a hefty golden parachute, or we're calling the bluff."
she eats all the right ass
She still has her job because she has blackmail on all the hollyisraelite Black folk.
Why not just recast Indiana Jones, it doesn't have to be Harrison Ford
They did
That's what they're trying with the Insufferable Feminist lady. Make her the new Indy so they can milk the franchise another 20 years.
There was talk, when Disney bought Lucasfilms, of recasting Indy going forward. But Bradley Cooper wanted too much money and Chris Pratt ended up getting the Star Lord role instead, causing them to ice the franchise until Ford was desperate for cash again after he blew the money he made via TFA.
Chris Pratt has said that Ford scared him away from taking the Indy role. Ford wants Indy to die with him.
Why is Harrison Ford so based?
He is not
I bet he wanted Han Solo to die with him and that only added to the disaster of that film
He wanted Han dead in the Original Trilogy THO
back in 80s, when Ford didn't wanted to do any movie after The Last Crusade, Dennis Quaid was offered the role of Indy for some scripts made by Chris Columbus (Indiana Jones and the Monkey King/Garden of Life) but the project went down in part because tests was poorly received.
That's why we had Young Indiana Jones instead of a recast.
Yeah ok the recast didn’t work. DENNIS QUAID? What the frick were they THINKIIIIING???
Dennis Quaid in the late 80s or early 90s looked like Ford in late 70s. The point is they tried many times to recast Ford but the tests are always poor.
BTW, when the recast didn't worked they tried to present Quaid as Indiana brother, but it didn't worked too. The character will die with Ford.
There was a point where they looked at having Kevin costner as his brother too.
they cannot replace ford....they tried that. just expect more CG de-aging.
The deaging was pretty good. Then he speaks and his 80 year old voice breaks the illusion
This
Indy should be a James Bond like franchise.
Cast a new Indy every few films.
He's always this rogue in the 1930s having cool action adventures.
Uncovering mysteries, fighting villains, rescuing damsels.
Classic pulp stuff.
The issue was indy 4 went into development hell for so long. Ford was set to come back in 1992-93. Lucas dragged ass and didn't settle on a concept for a while, eventually demanded aliens, and then Independence Day comes out and Spielberg flat out says no, no aliens, this movie just did it better. Then George makes the prequels, and when he finished those, he pushed to do make Indy 4. Basically, George Lucas had dick all to do in the early 90's and didn't figure out an indy 4 then, and decided to go ruin star wars for everyone first.
>blaming George for everything.
>implying spielberg wasn't working on Jurassic Park in 1992
>implying Ford wasn't doing Jack Ryan and the fugitive
The three of them couldn't agree on where they wanted to go with the next movie. Spielberg didn't want to do aliens, if he had that movie would have come out two years before independence day.
>old israeli nazi puncher and young feminist nazi puncher team up to quip the audience to death
who would have ever thought it would end like this?
maybe Harrison can do a sir billy movie next.
>a movie that appeals to literally no one is expected to flop
I'm shocked.
I don't understand the purpose of this movie. I can't imagine anyone at Disney expected an Indiana Jones movie with a 90-year-old Indy, Nazis as the villains for the 3rd fricking time, a girlboss character who shits all over Indy, and even more shitty CGI than Crystal Skull was expected to make any money. There's something else going on here that we don't understand.
>I don't understand the purpose of this movie
To demoralize + qualify for ESG.
>+ qualify for ESG.
There's no way that gets them in the black on a film like this.
>There's something else going on here that we don't understand.
The middle managers and many of the top mangers at these companies are WOMEN (sometimes lesbians) who are just THAT clueless. They think they're improving the series because they see the main flaws was lack of strong women. You see an insufferable "girl boss" shitting on an old man. THEY see a strong heroic female lead.
In short, women leaders for these companies are a disaster since they don't like and have no understanding what makes fantasy, adventure, or sci-fi work at all. Diversity hiring is one of the worst ideas ever, since it guarantees these nerd and male focused series are in the hands of clueless women who think they can do better and let feminist theories write stories.
The problem is that these corporate types look at charts and say, “Not enough women, African-Americans, insert other demographic here are watching our movies. We need to improve international appeal.” These people don’t understand the basic principle of “if you try to please everyone, you please no one.” I guess it’s the inevitable result of spending the GDP of a small nation on a movie
The idiot feminist middle managers have pulled a con on the money men saying they'll diversify and then expand the audience. White males are shrinking, ergo it makes less sense to pander to them. however, you shouldn't try to outright alienate them, and non-white males overlap WAY more with white males than they do with women. In reality, this was just carte blanche for idiot feminists to take over series.
Feminists always have MAJOR hostilities towards male media. Look at the original Bechdel comic and it's seething lesbians angry male movies exist. Now they got their wish, and their superficial critiques can't result in profitable stories at all.
What a hideous artstlye. It's like Dr Katz without the charm.
diversity & feminist hiring practices = lack of strategic planning. all they had to do was make a really good cartoon series to revamp interest in IJones. small, lower cost test to see if public still loves the character. then from there do a movie. instead, after NO ONE gives a single frick about IJ since 2008 movie, they try to reboot now.
Why don't they just make cheaper movies?
Whoa whoa whoa, Mr antisemite!
it's called the Hall-of-Cost for a reason.
movie costs just keep going up and all those millions go into their pockets. actors get a cut of the action too. Keanu is a multi-millionaire, he had so much money he was giving it away.
>$65 million domestic $150 million worldwide opening weekend is considered a flop
what the frick is wrong with the budgets of modern films? Why does everything need to gross a billion dollars?
This shit has to be a money laundering scheme.
It is, "hollywood accounting" has been a thing for more than half a century.
Some of the missing Ukraine billions are being washed with shot films this summer
It is. Hollywood cooks their books harder than Al Capone did. They just haven't been caught by the IRS because they will put enough money into bribing the right people in government.
It's less than fricking The Mummy.
Less
Than
Mummy
Cruise should come back and humiliate Indy
As I keep telling you the Mummy was considered a huge bomb because it only made 80mil domestic where the vast majority of profit is made.
The mummy was incorrectly labeled as flop. Final financial report marks almost 20M profit. The portal that estimated initial loss made a critical mistake because they expected movie to finish box office run at around 350M while The Mummy reached nearly 410M. Universal producers were actually proud of box office performance but admitted the movie was rushed and promised to rework other monster movie attempts to avoid Mummy's mistakes and criticism.
The whole 'Mummy is a flop' bullshit comes only from miscalculation of final gross. But then people started to repeat same lie over and over.
>Need to spend hundreds of millions on CGI
>Need to spend hundreds of millions on advertising
Advertising isn’t even included in the budget so the hole Disney has to dig out from is >>>$300M
>hundreds of millions on CGI
>it's looks like complete trash made in some designated shitting street sweatshop
They’ll go back to smaller budgets. This stuff has been in development since Infinity War and the Marvel heyday, when they thought big money equaled bigger money. But modern popularity is shifting, and there is a years long lag between trends of whats bombing to whats being released. Like all these moron bombs were shat out and greenlit when the IP was still hot, but the slow deterioration has caught up to them and they’re in a redzone like crazy now. So maybe three years from now we will see the effect of current market with product released in 2026/2027.
It's production budget is somewhere around $295M, but its marketing + theater licensing brings up the break even point to approx. $900M, a number it will never reach. It's unironically over.
For a good part of almost two decades Hollywood has been terrible with budgets. CGI was supposed to make filming cheaper, but as making movies is almost completely CGI now, the budgets went insane as CGI, even shitty CGI, needs a lot of people to create it.
It's all israeli accounting bullshit. Lucas made the prequels for around 115 million each. So 210 million in today's money but there's no cutting edge movie development going on behind the scenes on this shit.
Against my better judgement I went today. There were 3 other people at my screening.
And the movie itself?
It was terrible
Didn’t love it. Cartoony, overly digital action. Fake looking in general. Some decent supporting actors like Antonio Banderas, but nothing for them to work with. Not a single striking shot in the whole film, you really miss Spielberg’s visual flair. Ending was so blatantly reshoots as well.
I say, "Let it crash!"
My only interest in this is reading how accurate the supposed leaks were.
>supposed leaks
Countless chuds have already watched this movie via screeners. There are zero mysteries remaining.
leaks are meaningless since they did reshoots and then hardcore denied leaks were going to be in final cut. this guy usually pulls punches and loves mediaslop but said only first 20 mins is good:
Another movie where crazy black monsters are not the bad guys.
>Indy 5 expected to bomb,
No shit, I mean who wants to see an Indiana Jones movie where Indiana Jones is a depressed octogenarian?
If Disney wanted to revive Indiana Jones, they need a different actor to play Indie, one who can allow for the series to return to being wishfulment and low-thought action adventures.
>If Disney wanted to revive Indiana Jones, they need a different actor to play Indie, one who can allow for the series to return to being wishfulment and low-thought action adventures
don't give them any ideas...
Cinema is coming to an end.
Why does anyone want to sit in a theater with other humans for 2-2.5 hrs watching the same rehashed hero saves the day slop?
*American cinema
Asian movies still exist.
asiaticslop is not cinema.
By all accounts he hates this shit and anyone who likes it, so why did he even do this one? It's not like he needs the money.
>By all accounts he hates this shit and anyone who likes it
No he likes Indiana Jones. He doesn't hate people who like it either. He rightly hates annoying dweebs who pester him with stupid questions
No he genuinely hasn't given a performance for almost thirty years at this point. This is a paycheck, an ego stroke, or corperate blackmail.
You're thinking of Star Wars. He loves Indy. He even wanted to keep making them after the first three.
They kill that black woman not even halfway in. If you cut her completely nothing would change
Then why even talk about any modern Hollywood movies? Why even be on Cinemaphile? Just find some other form of entertainment.
>other form of entertainment
laughing at studios burning millions is entertaining
I wasn't even aware it was airing until the RLM video released.
Then I went to check the summary at my local kinoplex and read "fighting nazis with his goddaughter" and noped out. Another movie of Ford staggering around while the goddaughter does all the real action scenes don't sound appealing to me in the least.
>Another movie of Ford staggering around while the goddaughter does all the real action scenes don't sound appealing to me in the least.
Nobody is going to believe me here but it really doesn't go down like that. Indy saves her more than the other way round
I doubt it since Crystal Skull was practically like that and he was much younger then.
You can't keep fooling people, eventually they just won't go.
I'm just going to say he pulls her from a car before it gets in a crash and shoots a nazi off her before he can pull her out of a plane.
It's not worth the argument. You have all just decided I'm a shill anyway
Why would someone shoot a Nazi, before rescuing a woman from a plane?
For you
i actually do want to see indy stabbed by his estranged son and thrown off a bridge
an "Indy returns all the treasures and resets all the traps" sequence could have been amusing. i want to see him pushing the boulder back up the ramp.
it wouldn't work if the intent was entirely "boohoo i stole all those artifacts im bad and evil" but more along the lines of returning things to their origin point AND allowing for a future treasure hunter to experience the thrill
idk
Don’t make extremely expensive movies no one asked for.
they have nothing left but legacy IPs. If they didnt use them they would have no movies with built in audiences
has anyone but diehard star wars and indie fans even liked Harrison Ford the last decade or so? Hes been sleep walking through every role for years and off set hes a known piece of shit, I preferred Bruce Willis when it comes to that archetype
Of course it's going to bomb. They're literally giving away tickets just to fill theaters.
Spend $30 at Applebee's and you get a free ticket
$30 at applebees is a bit too much to get a ticket to this shlock. How about I spend 5 bucks?
Shit really gonna go buy one.
a shitty movie for shitty food that gives me the shits
A film series about indies father in the late 1800 / early 1900s would have been goat. Instead we get dial of diapers
Indy's dad wasn't an adventurer
>Kathleen Kennedy when she still somehow gets to keep her job after botching every lucasfilm property
Yeah she does. Right at the end when he's half dead and not thinking straight. I haven't lied about anything
I just went to r/indianajones and now I want to murder everyone.
literal nazi
You should have a nice day for going to reddit at all
Fair.
Their lack of discerning taste and eagerness to swallow whatever dribbles out of Disney.
Aren't all r/[whatevermovieseries] directly run by people working for the studio? I don't think they'd let anything less.
Why? I'm not clicking on reddit.
>2 hour funeral
Gotta hand it to Ford for sheer spite
My only wish is that normies truly wake up to the decadency of Hollywood and realize they don't HAVE to go see the current slop as some sort of church-going routine. Then one day we might see Hollywood genuinely disappear in bankruptcy, all studios die, all and from the ashes maybe a new interesting cinema will be reborn, like in the early 1970s.
Why do you think Hollywood dying would lead to anything other than a wave of corporate slop from overseas?
I won't even pirate this, it may as well not even exist to me like everything post original star wars trilogy.
Even the shilltubers seem to be distancing themselves from this.
The legs will be tremendous. This is a billion dollar franchise buddy
>only a billion
flopbros won
Gamespot says it's doing well though!? How could this be.
>Says the movie is doing very well
>Goes on to say that the movie isn't actually in theaters yet
I hate the Anti-Christ
>140 million global debut
those are not good numbers, Mario made over 300 mil on its debut, something as big as Indie should make at least 200 mil to be a success
That's the same as the Flash. Insane that Indy is now as unpopular as a movie led by a groomer troony
Ford is a democrat so he's basically on the same groomer side
A 90s leftist is considered a nazi now.
young people and non-whites don't relate to Indie or his values, he was the product of a boomer-gen X propaganda campaign that's run its course
What I'm reading here is that zoomers are offended by masculine characters and not pandering to Black folk and feminist/gender politics.
for leftist youth, Indie is a white savior colonialist, to non-whites and right wing white youth he is a cringey old ZOG puppet
But Mexicans can't be racist?
>But Mexicans can't be racist?
Only towards israelites
It's not that the character himself is unpopular, it the state of movies in general and the fact everyone has seen what disney has done to all the other lucasfim properties. The word of mouth from the people stupid enough to show up will kill its box office pretty quick. It might drop faster than the last jedi.
>might drop faster than the last jedi.
I could see it going the way of the Flash
Gamespot is desperate to jump on Hollywood teet.
Indiana Jones was never good. How can an archeologist have the legal right to kill randoms?
self defense
>How can an archeologist have the legal right to kill randoms?
He's either off in some bumfrick nowhere that there isn't going to be an investigation, or in the first film he's specifically doing this at the behest of the American government. No one is gonna prosecute him for killing a bunch of Germans in Egypt.
in crystal skull scene with fbi agents, he said he did over 20 missions with the OSS, basically indy was a CIAnig before the CIA even existed. he basically had license to kill.
Since everyone is anonymous,
hi Cinemaphile. I was involved in this movie many years ago (got fired).
The initial plan was to have Chris Pratt alongside Harrison Ford.
Kathleen was against it, I got fired during the time Chris Pratt was fired and Chris was replaced with that female character.
I dont know what happened after that since I was not involved. Also No Nazis in the first draft. And Spielberg wanted to go "full practical" with zero CG visual effects but Kathleen had to cut corners and it became difficult due to budgeting and schedule.
And Spielberg wanted Shia back. The second draft had Shia's character.
Shia and Chris Pratt were gonna become a duo and continue the franchise.
The script was really funny and I think it would have become great.
You work at Nintendo?
>The initial plan was to have Chris Pratt
I can see this tbqh
Actually it makes more sense than having the side kick be a woman
>full practical
>Spielberg
Doubt it. He never seems to shy away from the most terrible CG even going back to the 80s.
Absolutely. That anon is a weak larp. The only thing Spielberg likes more than shit meme CGI is watching israelites suffer so he can make a few more guilt-sheckles.
>And Spielberg wanted
>And Spielberg wanted
Spielberg didn't want anything to do with
>The initial plan was to have Chris Pratt alongside Harrison Ford.
I believe it
>Spielberg wanted Shia back
zoomers actually believe this, lol, lmao.
>And Spielberg wanted Shia back.
Kino
This sounds fake and gay but everyone with half a brain knows that Pratt was the way forward for the franchise. No other actor right now has the old school action star quality he has. Now Indiana Jones will probably die because of strong women.
Indiana Jones should have ended like it was supposed to. With him riding off into the sunset
It did. Everything after is a high budget fanfic.
Pratt was the most obvious replace ever. But they had to woman it.
somebody interviewed chris pratt about this and he said ford reaction to the fan casting got him spooked. I think whatever chance Chris Pratt had of playing Indiana Jones was veto'd by Harrison Ford
all my homie has to do is wait till ford croaks.
I don't think he's that stupid
with CG de-aging and now AI voice replication, Harry Ford is NEVER going to croak. he's basically immortal. i bet he trades any extra free time to go into disney's face and voice scanning labs.
by the way they have been working on this tech for a long time now:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simone_(2002_film)
very true. i'm not going to watch it but it still bothers me. because i have no self control.
>very true. i'm not going to watch it but it still bothers me. because i have no self control.
does a part of u unironically believe they arent shooting themselves in the foot here? they thought they had a tool to control us but instead they are breaking that tool
i believe they are overconfident, in the sense that they think they can't fail. they think they have total control, in that whatever they put out, the goyim will eat up, no matter how bad. and so far they are being proven wrong. matrix 4 was bad and not enough good goys showed up to watch it. lil mermaid was bad and same happened. they thought goys were so frickin mentally mindbroken they'll consoom anything, and yes there are diehard fans who will, but not enough of them. so now we're in the part where even though they were proven wrong, they continue to double-down like a desperate gambler. except they also have a lot of money, hundreds of billions and access to loans, so they think they are too big to fail. also the execs, who are just mindless puppets anyway, know they have golden parachutes so they won't suffer any huge financial or lifestyle changes. KK and Igre will still be multi-millionaires even if they both got fired. we're at a pivotal point in this absurd clown reality, and that's why i am still paying attention to see which domino piece drops first and causes the chain reaction.
it could also be a controlled demolition, whereby these huge private equity firms like blackrock want media companies such as disney, vice, buzzfeed to make huge blunders on purpose, to crash so they can buy them up on the cheap and have total ownership. right now they already have a huge stake but not the whole thing because of factors like maybe disney family members still own shares, stuff like that. big picture is that they want to consolidate everything, and that's also why disney bought up many other studios and competitors such as Fox. soon the only thing standing in their way are a few uncorruptible officials who might flag these transactions for anti-trust reasons, but eventually no one will really care to check financials so the hollywood accounting scam will continue.
there's also interesting stuff going on with censorship, because you clearly see negative reviews being censored on rotten or imdb, but youtube still allows these podcaster guys to say negative comments about "woke" movies. maybe they want to give the illusion that the tide is turning when in fact they are just grabbing more control.
but if disney+ maintains fewer subs, and disney has several flops in a row, that will at least drop their stock price a little, which then calls into question netflix, which then spreads to apple and amazon (both copying netflix with streaming platforms). so you see this could just be the beginning.
>so now we're in the part where even though they were proven wrong, they continue to double-down like a desperate gambler.
You need to remember that movies take years to make. At this point I think they've started to realize their mistakes, but they still have hundreds of millions of dollars' worth of movies in the pipeline.
right. dont presume malice where things can be rather explained by idiocy
>this point I think they've started to realize their mistakes
I think this is why Gunn has a fully white (passing yeah I know the lead is israeli) cast for all of the major roles in his Superman.
pratt is now the face and voice of too many franchises. he could've been great as ford's replacement after 1 or 2 Jparks, but now he's done 3 of them plus some wannabe operator/action hero stuff and mario. they should've had shia replace ford.
a million times more charisma than ford
We all know how much you moronic zoomers hate Ford but Pratt comes off as a joke in everything he does. He doesn't have any gravitas.
yes a surly old man playing a surly old man for the last 50 years is incredibly compelling and totally not at all a result of him accidentally landing in one of the biggest franchises of all time
Yeah, him being a super charismatic space cowboy was a total accident, pratts performance as cucklord doesn't come close. Nor does raptor man come close to Indy or Alan Grant
he has zero charisma lmfao. keep sucking israeli nepotism's dick, goy
You can't refute anything I've said lmao
>1 + 1 = 3
>y-you c-can't refute it
i don't even like pratt that much, but he mogs the shit out of ford in any decade. i just love telling you roasted boomers how shit your tastes are and why you are the reason film and television is dead. but please tell me more of why your nostalgia is the best and why harrison ford is totes a self-made man, a legend
You can bait and cry till the cows come home kiddo. Harrison Ford is a cultural icon, no matter how much that gets under your skin.
>not an argument
early onset dementia
I do believe a big part of why Ford worked so well was that he knew the script for Star Wars was a bit iffy in terms of dialogue. Indy on the other hand worked because it was a serial throwback and Ford, being as old as he is, had a good idea on how to spin a character like that.
He was perfectly suited for both roles. In the right place at the right time, the three guys all of them at once really
>Spielberg wanted to go "full practical" with zero CG visual effects
Way to give away you’re a lying moron with one line. Even Nolan uses CG in his movies. There’s no avoiding it in the modern day. It’s too effective at helping reduce costs and keep people safe. Especially octogenarian Harrison Ford. Also, it was Spielberg and Lucas’s idea to start the movie with a younger Indy, which would require? Gasp. You guessed it. CG
Maybe if it were like 10 years ago but Chris Pratt is already the lead in Jurassic Park, Guardians of the Galaxy, and now Mario.
Ford was big from SW and was still able to do IJ. wasn't he also jack ryan at some point? and also the fugitive and airforce1. people seem to love chris pratt even though his voice wasn't right for mario.
Chris Pratt doesn't have a fraction of prime Harrison Ford's charisma.
he does, he has like 1/3 of it. but you can't really blame him - where are you going to find a guy who just walks up to women and grabs their chin or whatever, now that that's highly illegal and imMoRal
>Spielberg wanted
another heather o'rourke to rape and murder?
Practical. I would have watched it. The rampant awful looking CGI is the single biggest reason I'm not going to watch this. Chris Pratt taking over is only natural. Granddaughter? Bullshit.
Shia would have sucked though. Come on, Steve.
Why were you fired and how does Spielberg's big franchise start with Spielberg wanting all practical... And then getting this? Does Kennedy really have that much power still?
>Chris Pratt taking over is only natural.
moron
How would Kathleen outrank Spielberg when he was her boss for 50 years
That story is mostly nonsense but speilberg has no ownership over Indiananjones. Disney owns it and Kennedy runs the studio which controls indy.
Disney if you're reading this i just want to give you a datapoint. you think that adding waller brings the woman audience without affecting the male audience. but that's wrong because i would not subject myself to one second of her speaking to see the otherwise best movie ever made
Disney could give a fricking shit about what the audience wants. They just want to milk every single last IP they bought to shill at their theme parks until every last drop then they'll purchase another one
>they want the movies to bomb and their characters to be hated because that will somehow make the associated ride at the park popular
smart take man
They don't want movies to bomb but they don't give a shit if the hardcore audience likes it they want the average movie goer to hear the theme music and walk in and watch it
Why did you interpret my datapoint about male viewers as being about "hardcore audiences", whatever that is?
That "audience" they are disregarding is composed of the same people that would supposedly make those parks profitable or not.
Disney if you’re reading this I want to give you another datapoint. Iger’s fantastic lack of foresight during the Fox acquisition means you’re going to get Big Comcast Dick shoved straight up your puckered anus to the tune of $27 billion next year and if you want that to not affect what IPs you can own into 2025 you should figure out how to make movies that appeal to real audiences and not the ones on twitter
Too late man. they need to cough up the cash by 2024. They thought Star Wars, Marvel, Pixar, animated films, could just be put on auto-pilot and run by uncreative idiots.
>Indy 5 expected to bomb
It's over
Almost as if spending $295+ million on an Indiana Jones movie was a stupid idea.
go woke. go broke.
frick all the israelite shills defending this.
frick orcs.
frick hook noses.
frick foreign invaders.
frick jannies that allow bots and ban based anons
It's been playing in Australia
any crowds at the shows?
Dunno but I saw it this morning in NZ because I had a few hour to kill. On one hand it had more people in it for a 10am showing than when I saw Flash opening night. On the other, I was the youngest person in the theatre by like 30 years.
> I was the youngest person in the theatre by like 30 years.
sounds like a 10am issue
Yidsney is collapsing.
HEIL VICTORY GENTLEMEN.
HEIL HITLER.
there is a reason why good musicians die at 27
threadly reminder that Solo was a flop.
and it had quite a cast (with clarke, and woody)
Reminder they paid actors to show up and pretend to be fans to fill seats.
That's like a half billion dollar bath, holy shit
also had that annoying black woman who dies in the middle. the actor who plays younger han solo sort of looks like him in some shots but he's also got a fat wide face. overall boring movie that i regret watching (online for free in HD quality). skipped ~30 mins of them doing the second heist. it was boring and emelia's role is pointless, forgettable. everyone involved of course made $ and that's all they care about.
I've never seen any of the Disney ones, no interest and I don't think I'll ever be interested
good. you saved yourself from unnecessary pain.
yep. and they shrugged it off like it was nothing.
pretty much
they don't "need" money but they want it, for their family and extended family.
George always wanted the indy movies to be different and Ford always liked the character and wanted for play him again. It was supposed to happen in the 90s but the 3 of them couldn't agree on what direction to take it. Reminder George wanted the last crusade to be a haunted house type movie, not a watered down raiders remake.
>quite a cast (with clarke, and woody)
and the black nerd from community. hollywood be thinking tv actors bring audiences to movies but they don't. Also people are fricking sick of woody's one single face and delievery of the same exact sort of lines in the last 20 films
No one wanted that shit regardless of the cast.
this muscular brit paid to see it and says the first act was good:
The first act is legit kino and just makes you sad they didn't make this 40 years ago
crystal skull was super shitty and already at that point he was too old...seems like they genuinely wanted to stop after last crusade, then for some reason the greed got back in their minds and thus they did Cskull. then that wasn't good and the global fin crisis hit so they just gave up for over a decade and now are getting greedy again.
Speilberg didn't want to do more after crusade but George and Harrison Ford did. It's not about greed. None of them ever needed the money.
so far 2 reviews have said the same thing, the first 20 mins is good and feels like classic indiana, then it just goes off the rails from there. not going to pay to see it. going to use fmovies dot to, which will have it in a couple weeks.
i wont even watch it for free like so much other shit i didnt watch
If the plot leaks are true, then it is the most fricking moronic movie ever and I hope it bombs.
What were the plot leaks?
I read it on Cinemaphile and didn't save it. But basically Arcimedes made some device that could turn back time and what made the time travel a closed loop was him seeing the plane that travel back in time.
Thank you both for answering my question.
And that sounds really terrible, you have an artifact that can travel through time and choose to do nothing interesting with it.
Apparently the dial points to gaps in time or some bullshit, its not actually a time travel device, that's how they fly the place in to the time vortex or whatever and the Romans shoot the plane down in the past.
Close but a bit off. Archimedes doesn't create time travel his dial just measure's where a time fissure would be
the big one is that ford's indy dies and the woman takes his hat and goes on his adventures, basically takes his place. they may have changed it to just him dying and her being sad. mads the evil nazi guy also dies randomly, and doesn't succeed in changing anything with the dilator so the entire movie is pointless.
He doesn't die and she doesn't take his hat but it's pretty much her adventure and he's along for the ride. She's also a prostitute who fricks to get her way or information despite being hideous
Heard it all from Chris Gore. Still can't believe the leaks were dead on. Outside of Indy dying, which I think happened and was reshot to try and save even a semblance of good will from actual fans.
>Outside of Indy dying, which I think happened and was reshot to try and save even a semblance of good will from actual fans.
This. I'm sure that montage of her replacing indy in iconic scenes from the other movies exists somewhere.
The reshoots are too blatant for that to not be the case
>and doesn't succeed in changing anything with the dilator so the entire movie is pointless.
Not defending the film but you can say this about the other films.
yeah that is true. hero prevents villain from getting and using the doomsday device or mcguffin. we get entertained from the chase and struggle. i guess most movies are pointless, especially if there is no moral to the story. every hour we spend consooming entertainment media, is an hour we're not improving our skills, making more $hekels, or questioning lies we were taught (e.g. the hall-of-costs).
Indy stopped the thugge cult from taking over the world.
that's true. but Jones going up against the nazis or the nazi-like russians yet again to foil their very weak attempt at world domination is boring. the stakes were not clearly laid out in crystal skull. it was left abstract (if the soviets get the skull they will definitely use its power to somehow win)...but he ends up helping them find the skull the entire movie and leads them to the el dorado place. there was never a world-ending threat, not even a big city was about to get destroyed if the bad soviets got their hands on the spooky relic. this is what makes indiana movies boring to modern audiences. they want tangible rewards and struggles to prevent X apocalytic event.
some nazi guy maybe getting some dial that maybe helps him go back in time? who cares. it's not going to get asses into seats. disney will have to fudge movie ticket sales.
we're also at a point when people don't really care if an entire city gets destroyed. look at zack snyder's movies, or the recent shazam ones. we're tired of everything. just want to watch sexy tiktok dances or 10 minute goofball mr. beast yt videos like this anon said:
this beats any film released in the last 10 years
ONE WORLD IS MUCH LIKE ANOTHER
Spielberg should have let George branch out more. He wouldn't do it without sticking to the formula. Temple of doom, besides being cool was so different from Raiders. If there were 2 more movies after that which were equally as different it would have been way better.
The leaks were confirmed ages ago and then double and triple confirmed by journalists last week and anons here yesterday. I don't know how there can be any discussion about their validity now.
JFC. I hope it bombs.
>romans create anti aircraft weaponry on the fly
based
Wasn't it a scorpio type thing they'd used during sieges
Uncultured swine. Probably american too.
>Thinks a lithobolos could shoot a plane
>Tries to belittle the intelligence of others in the same breath
that's a scorpio thougheverbeit
>That's what you get for letting Disney handle classic Paramount franchise and for bogging old-fashioned adventure in SJW trends nobody likes to see in it.
True and based, frick Disney. I love being a Paramount Chad.
>close tie with Flash
Close how, the flash had a $200 million budget and this is up to $300 million, and they're going to make the same money at the box office, how's that even close
Close in how they open. Flash had 139mil
Reminder that zoomers killed the movie industry with YouTube and TikTok.
It's literally over.
and video gaems and live streams
Movies just suck. I'd rather make AI shit all day and wank to sexy tiktok girls than see the latest "blockbuster ".
how is it zoomer's fault that these movies are shit?
because you're all spineless little whussy boys; could you explain please in detail what are you going to do with your 40% less Testosterone twink body, would you rub it up against me??
You are the acritical audience that makes shit profitable.
Not exaclty your fault, tho, because you didn't chose to be raised and shaped by current era dogshit media.
Maybe in another world where they didn't cast Shia, pratt could have played his son or a student of his but recasting after 40 years wouldn't work, he would always look like Chris Pratt in an Indiana Jones costume, he'd still have to be his own thing, like mutt was. Even then that doesn't really work, as by that point you're getting in to the 60s 70s where it's not the same world or tone, the world is a much smaller place by that point and with the current political climate he couldn't even play similar character without it going down like a lead balloon with the sjw and cuck audience.
I’m going to see it at BFI IMAX this weekend. See you all there!
There’s so much cg in movies now why not just make everything a full animated thing?
You can watch tintin again
I have a feeling that’s what everything is going to look like soon. Staring dead actors
Everyone should. It is a fun movie
Most people still consider that animation is for children
CG people can be off-putting
Normalgays still need real people to feel interest and empathize with the characters, plus the celebrity factor/someone they can look up to
this is coming in a few years. the tech will be there for fully virtual actors with a totally charming face, manner and voice. The only question is, will movies even still be worth making for free once everyone gives up on even watching the medium this year
Why did Ford even agree to this? Is the money really worth it?
It was supposed to be made years ago. It was part of the deal to get him back for star wars.
He genuinely loves Indiana Jones. Han Solo was always just a role but I think that grew into hatred because Star Wars fans are annoying homosexuals
If he loves it so much he should've got someone to write a script that didn't suck ass
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the Australian media is being paid to endorse this movie, 'Wow Harrison looks good totally not a cgi face stuck on an out of shape body double
Hannister Fiord?
>hamnidter fiord my dick b***h
Do you think, in some time in the millions of cinema showings there was a movie where every guy just flopped his wiener out, balls resting on jeans and just laughed and not sexual at all but in the billions of films being projected in the last 100 years I think it happened at least once