well they were cutting blast doors like butter with light sabers in the prequels. imagine what would happen to your body if someone stabbed you with a light saber right in the stomach. you would pop like a popcorn.
10 seconds after the Grand Inquisitor talked about how the desire for revenge does wonder for one's ability to survive. They literally just leave her to die. I cannot believe this show is real. I feel like I'm in some kind of fever dream
its so fricking bad. he literally just pulled a spaceship out of orbit and tore it apart like tissue paper with the force. the second spaceship was somehow hidden behind it on the ground but not visible at all and teleports around the fricking hangar throughout the episode and gets away. he doesnt even attempt to pull it out of orbit or try to stop it.
after this, darth kfc comes in and attacks him and its a fricking shitshow of a fight. he toys with her the entire time and never deigns to pull his own saber out, but its not how he fights and has never been shown to fight like this before. i can let that slide, but the actual choreography is a joke. like darth kfc starts waving her sabers randomly at one point and has no chance of hitting anything. the stupid fricking glow is still obnoxious. the shaky cam makes it look like 2 morons in costco parking lot fighting. even when they are relatively decent fight scene, they still frick up so much and make it look so moronic. not killing her for the second time is incompetence and they have her x 2 and the dildo headed grand quoff that walks in also got stabbed same way and ddidnt die. qui gon died instantly though. its fricking stupid.
>Vader: I knew you were the failed youngling I killed so I'm going to fail to kill you again when you're an adult because..... Also, the Grand Inquisitor is alive. Still canon, b***h!
I'm failing to see why this Kenobi story needed to be told because absolutely nothing was accomplished other than raising more questions of it's continuity with the original trilogy and maybe the prequels trilogy.
So she redeemed herself, survived vader, and is probably going to join the good guys now - pretty much exactly what many on Cinemaphile predicted. No, Disney is not based, they're gay as shit.
She also says "why didn't you stop him" like it was an option and Kenobi never fricking tells her "I was literally on a different planet at the time you dumb b***h". But I guess the writer didn't know that since he never actually saw ROTS.
Yeah, not like Obi-Wan was busy or anything being tasked to take down the leader of the droid army alone thus ending the war and actually succeeding before order 66. No big deal, he should've been there to watch over Anakin, a grown-ass man and a "master".
At this point, there's no saving her character or even trying to justify her motives. The writers should be fired.
Why "explain" things if millions of fans will support your product regardless and lead anti-racist campaigns against people complaining about the story?
Same reason why Vader's full-scale assault team was only 2 troop transports that ended up losing about half of their platoon vs 5 armed rebels and a bunch of unarmed civilians.
this show is so fricking sloppy. So did Vader want to keep her alive? He stabs her and then just leaves her, is Vader a fricking idiot? What is even going on? If Vader wanted her dead why didn't he just force choke her or break or neck? He just leaves her there, and obviously she's not dead. This show is full of dumb shit like this. Nothing is thought out, nothing makes sense, it's gotta be one of the cheapest D+ shows I've ever seen and quiet frankly that's saying a lot.
>Is Disney based now?
what? boring fight scenes anon, 2022 and they are doing the same boring fight scenes from the past, bad camera work that could use some cg and speed up the speed of the fight, directoir is Asian and she has never been watching 80's kung fu movies...the ones with michelle yeoh and cynthia rothrock
she survived though
Why is everyone surviving getting stabbed by Lightsabers now?
>now
It’s only been like twice, right?
Grand Inquisitor
Adult Reva
Youngling Reva
Maul survived getting split in half
Maul
Rey
Kylo
Finn
Reva
Makes you wonder why Qui-Gon didn't survive.
Lack of melanin.
he was space irish
Because she's getting her own show, duh.
Nu wars hasn't had a black lead yet for their tv series
well they were cutting blast doors like butter with light sabers in the prequels. imagine what would happen to your body if someone stabbed you with a light saber right in the stomach. you would pop like a popcorn.
10 seconds after the Grand Inquisitor talked about how the desire for revenge does wonder for one's ability to survive. They literally just leave her to die. I cannot believe this show is real. I feel like I'm in some kind of fever dream
>Disney Wars
Le strong black women must survive
I blame the cartoons with bringing back Maul. You gays should have completely buried that decision back then.
>vader doesn't just kill her instantly because PLOT
no
No
No but zoomers will love it
Darth Vader doing a gay little kick like he's trying to take off his boot is the best part.
It didn't even touch her. Must've been a 'force kick' like in Return of the Jedi.
That was fricking gay he could gave just strangled her.
>she starts break dancing around him
>he stands there like a moron as if turning around isn't as viable option
he was moving like steven seagal lmao maybe he was in the suit.
?t=7
me when I see whypipo in public
its so fricking bad. he literally just pulled a spaceship out of orbit and tore it apart like tissue paper with the force. the second spaceship was somehow hidden behind it on the ground but not visible at all and teleports around the fricking hangar throughout the episode and gets away. he doesnt even attempt to pull it out of orbit or try to stop it.
after this, darth kfc comes in and attacks him and its a fricking shitshow of a fight. he toys with her the entire time and never deigns to pull his own saber out, but its not how he fights and has never been shown to fight like this before. i can let that slide, but the actual choreography is a joke. like darth kfc starts waving her sabers randomly at one point and has no chance of hitting anything. the stupid fricking glow is still obnoxious. the shaky cam makes it look like 2 morons in costco parking lot fighting. even when they are relatively decent fight scene, they still frick up so much and make it look so moronic. not killing her for the second time is incompetence and they have her x 2 and the dildo headed grand quoff that walks in also got stabbed same way and ddidnt die. qui gon died instantly though. its fricking stupid.
Darth Vader keeps failing to kill strong black women.
Reminder that she made Vadar KNEEL to her powerful black femininity
He was messing with her
cope
Imagine modeling this character kek
disney will decide how good a job disney did
No. Still garbage.
>Vader: I knew you were the failed youngling I killed so I'm going to fail to kill you again when you're an adult because..... Also, the Grand Inquisitor is alive. Still canon, b***h!
I'm failing to see why this Kenobi story needed to be told because absolutely nothing was accomplished other than raising more questions of it's continuity with the original trilogy and maybe the prequels trilogy.
is this supposed to be impressive? I've seen low budget fan films with better camera work and choreography. Disney should be embarrassed by this shit.
So she redeemed herself, survived vader, and is probably going to join the good guys now - pretty much exactly what many on Cinemaphile predicted. No, Disney is not based, they're gay as shit.
>So she redeemed herself
Why was she after Obi-Wan again? Because Obi-Wan trained Anakin who tried to kill her? What a dumb fricking reason.
She also says "why didn't you stop him" like it was an option and Kenobi never fricking tells her "I was literally on a different planet at the time you dumb b***h". But I guess the writer didn't know that since he never actually saw ROTS.
Yeah, not like Obi-Wan was busy or anything being tasked to take down the leader of the droid army alone thus ending the war and actually succeeding before order 66. No big deal, he should've been there to watch over Anakin, a grown-ass man and a "master".
At this point, there's no saving her character or even trying to justify her motives. The writers should be fired.
was it explained why the empire didn't have ships in orbit to catch the transport if it escaped? even a single tie fighter could have destroyed it
because plot. Literally everything in this show has to be explained with "because plot"
Why "explain" things if millions of fans will support your product regardless and lead anti-racist campaigns against people complaining about the story?
Same reason why Vader's full-scale assault team was only 2 troop transports that ended up losing about half of their platoon vs 5 armed rebels and a bunch of unarmed civilians.
lol I thought that was lego darth vader from the op pic
lel
LOL it does look like him
No you moron
This is how Yoda should have fought.
grown ass men getting heated over star wars
>HEY SOI MANCHILDREN IN YOUR 30s, DO YOU REMEMBER OLD THING? PAY US NOW AND SEE MORE OLD THING
Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit
Why is she grunting and yelling all the time? I don't remember anybody else doing this during a light saber fight
The show was already fricked when they decided having Vader and Kenobi fight on tatooine like 5 years before a new hope was a good idea.
>5 years before a new hope was a good idea.
9 years actually
Frick off mouse shill
>she survives and is getting her own show
lol
Looks like some bollywood shit kek
>that kick at 1:14
wew
when will yidsney at least attempt to make a lightsaber battle looking convincingly intense like fan videos
this show is so fricking sloppy. So did Vader want to keep her alive? He stabs her and then just leaves her, is Vader a fricking idiot? What is even going on? If Vader wanted her dead why didn't he just force choke her or break or neck? He just leaves her there, and obviously she's not dead. This show is full of dumb shit like this. Nothing is thought out, nothing makes sense, it's gotta be one of the cheapest D+ shows I've ever seen and quiet frankly that's saying a lot.
>Vader stops a starship with the force
>he doesn't just whippity snappity spines and skulls
Somehow, Grand Inquisitor survived..
>Is Disney based now?
what? boring fight scenes anon, 2022 and they are doing the same boring fight scenes from the past, bad camera work that could use some cg and speed up the speed of the fight, directoir is Asian and she has never been watching 80's kung fu movies...the ones with michelle yeoh and cynthia rothrock