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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Elijah wouldn’t

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like that I've only seen two Elijah tweets and both are him just shitposting on Disney Star Wars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I like that I've only seen two Elijah tweets and both are him just shitposting on Disney Star Wars.
      same. frodo got his priorities straight.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kek is this an important plot detail? i've never seen the disney movies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It would have been an important detail since its revealed out of nowhere that Sheev has a massive fleet of star destroyers ready to go and its not even explained in the movie how he accomplished it. Its something I'd expect to see in fricking Naruto or something, its that much of a ridiculous asspull.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the plot of TRoS is
        >…somehow palpatine returned
        >somehow he also is on a super secret unreachable ancient sith cult planet
        >somehow he also built and manned a giga huge fleet of star destroyers with deathstar lasers on this secret planet… in secret!
        so yeah, i guess. but im not sure there really is any logical way to explain “somehow” in the context

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >is this an important plot detail?
        It's not, but the writers are acting as if it was. In which case you have to ask yourself why they didn't bring it up in the film itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How the hell do you indoctrinate people with sith values? "Sith values" can be boiled down to "frick you got mine", such a society would tear itself apart faster than the soviet union

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You have to remember they're using "sith" to mean white supremacist/nazi values.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because "Sith" in Disney Star Wars (TM) is just a shorthand for "evil", instead of an opposing philosophy to the Jedi. In and of itself, nothing within Sith teachings indicate you have to be a murderous butthole - it's the lack of control over one's emotion that cause that. Ironically, in the EU there were multiple examples of "normal" Sith.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >sith masters literally tell their students to embrace hatred and anger
          >nah guys that's not real sith teachings and anyway hatred and anger can be good!
          Some people try to find the "good" in everything to the point of delirium. If you can't embrace being evil you are not a sith.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair his exact words were "notthing... indicates you have to be a murderous butthole".
            You could "embrace hatred and anger" and use that drive to be evil in ways that aren't physically violent, or that employ more foresight and restraint than "flip shit and rip apart people who make you mad".
            Lots of psychopaths in real life pass for normal people.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They simply advocate using emotion to fuel their powers rather than try to shut it off like the jedi do. Turns out anger is a powerful emotion. There is absolutely nothing inherently evil about the dark side of the force. Only grey jedi know whats up, everyone else is an extremist.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You are disgusting

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cool it with the Islamophobia.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you saying that there are good siths and evil jedis?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lucas stated many times that the Sith and dark side teaching literally destroy all that’s good in you. If a Sith isn’t corrupted and evil they aren’t following Sith teachings which embrace the dark side like following your passions and stuff. The EU was just as dumb with narratives like non evil Sith or grey Jedi etc. Lucas intended the force to be binary and tell a clear cut good vs evil story.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lucas intended to make money and thats it. Even in the original trilogy he fricks up the story. Star wars was meant to be a one and done except it was too popular and profitable to move on from. He literally made shit up as he went. Otherwise it means that Ben was lying to Lukes face the entire time and did so in a way that could only hurt him

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Following your passions is evil but taking kids from their parents and raising them to be mindless, emotionless robots for the republic is good
            Lucas stating anything about values is worthless because he has fricked up values

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >White slavers
              Lucas was always fricked. Prequel defenders have stockholm syndrome

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Lucas intended the force to be binary and tell a clear cut good vs evil story.
            That works for one trilogy of movies, if you want a larger franchise you have to make it more nuanced.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you saying that there are good siths and evil jedis?

          Cool it with the antisemitism

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So like America? I guess you’re right.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Darth Bane nuking the old Sith for being sniveling backstabbing little homosexuals who made the Order weaker by "working together" is no longer canon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >How the hell do you indoctrinate people with sith values? "Sith values" can be boiled down to "frick you got mine", such a society would tear itself apart faster than the soviet union
        by sith values they meant alt-right nazi drumpf values

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol they are using Twitter like a Mass Effect codex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is the first time I've ever read their explanation for the exegol fleet.
      Holy frick Disney is moronic beyond redemption.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The tweet that destroyed star wars

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he knows what he's talking about

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    shame he and Rowling can't make up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he's not harry potter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Listen Joanne, i know you're mad that he doesn't hate trannies, but he's still harry potter

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No
    A broken clock is right twice a day
    Have you seen his statement on lotr bs? this dude is not on our side

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A broken clock is right twice a day
      thats simply not true, a stopped clock would be right twice a day, but a broken clock? broken how? if its simply stopped then its not broken, you just have to wind it, if its broken it could be broken in a variety of ways, the hands fall off? it gets smashed into a million little pieces? there are myriad ways in which a clock could be broken and not show the correct time twice a day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if its simply stopped then its not broken, you just have to wind it
        You outted yourself as a pseud with this line, redditor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're not as smart as you think you are

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Broken can simply mean not working properly, Pedro.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, he's bitter because Daisy Ridley gets more roles than him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does he even work at all these days? I thought he was just content to live out his life as an irl hobbit, smoking cigarettes and riding stolen scooters around town.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine he's well off that he can just do whatever he wants to.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's what I thought. Now he's got himself a nice moronic dutch waifu and two kids. Frodo won.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she's Danish

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah that's what I said

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That shirt is beyond ugly

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              beyond ugly? what does that mean? do you mean it is so ugly that it has surpassed being ugly and swung back around to being beautiful? if its ugly just say its ugly, calling it beyong ugly just seems like a really stupid way of saying you like it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          When is this movie going to be released? I've been waiting like 3 years for it

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Eventually™

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He does whatever he feels like since LotR set him up for life.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        From the look of it he just fricks around on personal projects and helps people fund weird shit on the side. Sounds wonderful

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Star Wars fans liked the 'extended universe' thing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pre-Disney EU, maybe. but back then there was a fairly large divide in the fandom between movie fans and movie + EU fans. games like dark forces, shadows of the empire, and KOTOR introduced video game lore fans into the equation. then Disney nullified all non-movie canon and started picking and choosing what they liked. it's a class A clusterfrick, just pick and choose what YOU like at this point.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is he a fan of the Prequels?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, he's a Last Jedi fan.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he hates the prequels and that triggers people here because the prequels are le hidden gems

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Somebody writes that shit for him

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he's just repeating what Scott said

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why didn't Sam come out? Or is he taking the picture?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam was mayor of the Shire for 49 years, he kept it pure and orderly.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        >1 burnt ear
        >4 white ears
        >1 Orc ear
        What did they mean by this?

      • 1 month ago
        bradysknee

        He and Jenna should make a film together.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    are those foreskins below the elven letters?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Who DIDNT shill that shit

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Incest in a time long, long ago was really weird.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mouse lies.
    Sheev fricks. Simple as.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    elves can’t be black these morons didn’t even read the books

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol pussy nerd

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person lover is proud to be illiterate
        Is gangster rap really responsible for kids thinking its cool to be stupid?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    All actors are prostitutes and this was a publicity stunt they were paid for, which happens all the time.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stop
    I for one need to see the star wars romcom of Sheev getting it on.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
    >DON'T LISTEN TO THE EVIL HORRIBLE NAZIS
    >I DON'T THINK BLACKS ARE STUPID AND VIOLENT AND IT'S NOT HILARIOUS TO THINK ABOUT THEM SMACKING ON WATERMELON
    thanks famous people. I will never watch some ugly Black person larp as an elf in your billion dollar show that looks like it was made by rich tech nerds on youtube

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars always added extra info via books, comics, etc
    But now it's wrong because DISNEY BAD

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Prior to Disney(tm) Star Wars, the movies didn’t withhold information that made them coherent. You shouldn’t have to reference external material to understand your story.

      See Halo 5

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >EU star wars
      heres the backstory of that weird alien you saw in the cantina for a single shot, his name is bigli wigli!
      >Disney star wars
      heres the explanation for what the frick is actually happening in our shitty movies!

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    remember when elijah wood tried to convince us he was a hooligan? yeah, right.

    however, elijah did play the best short person in green street hooligans. he's got the short-man role down.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He was great in Wilfred.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4U

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought I imagined this show for years until my brother told me it was real

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its treason then.

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