Is he retarded?

>Lives in a world of supernatural beings that could end him in a second
>Wastes his time learning kung fu and useless fear tactics instead of asking Zatanna to teach him magic or give himself powers
For the most paranoid and second biggest genius on the earth, he doesn't seem all that smart

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wasn't conceived as living in a world of supernatural beings or even the same world as Zatanna.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wastes his time learning Kung Fu and useless fear tactics instead of asking Zatanna to teach him magic or give himself powers
    Literally the Thogul ritual, you stupid homosexual. Batman is one of like 20 people on the planet walking around with knowledge of the sensation of Death within a living mind.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pssh... bet you thought you had something with that complaint about the character, eh kiddo? well too bad, because you see, there was THAT ONE STORY ARC 15 YEARS AGO that has almost never been brought up since that, but it totally answers your question and is totally part of the bigger lore everyone remembers. heh. loser. pwned. read more comix like me!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lol loser you read the comics
        >on the comics and cartoons board
        kys homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not what anon means, and u know it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So? OP just seems a stupid bait, but how is that in any way a replacement to having superpowers or knowing offensive magic? What's the usefulness of knowing the sensation of death? Can he beat people with it?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's the usefulness of knowing the sensation of death?
        So you have something to look forward to

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember him saying that powers will make him weak or something, same reason why he doesnt use the lazarus pit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cope, Batman

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He kept going to the hospital in the show that I wondered why he even bothered anymore

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need cute mini videos of bat boy and Wonder Girl.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the appeal of batman is that hes a "normal" guy even tho he has some sort of luck superpower goin on

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's the worlds greatest detective.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can make up countless in-universe reasons, but the 'real' reason is that Batman's whole shtick would be ruined if he had powers.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    he knows that if he gives himself powers the clown will find a way to give himself powers too

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody takes Shonen Jump seriously, so stop trying to make everything into a power level homosexualry

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      How dare you they have one piece.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you look up a definition of "rent free", you will find a screencap of this post next to the explanation.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magic only works if you were born with the gift or if a demon is helping you to screw you over.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The issue is when they just start to push all the DC universe to take place on the same planet.
    So power scale, and even stakes are not the same.
    I could only imagine something like Shonen jump having to cram all their stories and IPs in the same world, and pretend to make sense on the bigger scale.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder e-girl thread?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please don't

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the Dark Arts are for women, satanists, liberals and homosexuals.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a-a-a-and I am neither of those things!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Irrelevant text, lust image, etc.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zatanna is from a race of magic mutants or something, she can't just teach the shit she does.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >is he moronic?
    Well, Brucey's certainly autistic

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    batman received the yellow ring of fear and refused to use it what a dumbass

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you moronic?
    In Superman-Batman issue 15 you see that he can use magic but don't trust it.
    You should read more comics and watch less cartoons.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    John Constantine is said to be one of the most powerful sorcerers in the world, yet I can't picture him winning many fistfights against ordinary people or succeeding much at regular detective work, unless he resorts to magical methods that would never hold up in court.

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