Is it worth going to the cinema to see?

Is it worth going to the cinema to see?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Not enough minorities. Cringe plot ("muh team"). Good only if you're a boomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, its below average boomercore with a >muh ebil russia plot

      That's disappointing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a literal moron? You aren't going to the movie because there isn't enough minorities according to a moron anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not enough minorities
      No wonder it’s making billions

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope, its below average boomercore with a >muh ebil russia plot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      The good:
      >really good action and special effects
      >family-friendly
      >good casting
      >engaging enough to overlook flaws
      The great:
      >celebration of good values (redemption, positive masculinity, teamwork, friendship, striving for excellence, sacrificial love, reconciliation)
      >didn't push the current agenda (not woke and heroes are allowed to be heroic)
      >respected the past
      >refreshingly different than most modern movies
      The bad:
      >some things didn't make sense
      The ugly:
      >several unrealistic moments
      Overall impression:
      >8.5/10

      >ebil russia
      homie, it was clearly Iran.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >celebration of good values (redemption, positive masculinity, teamwork, friendship, striving for excellence, sacrificial love, reconciliation)
        >>didn't push the current agenda (not woke and heroes are allowed to be heroic)
        the past
        different than most modern movies

        tell me you're a boomer without telling me you're a boomer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tell everyone you're a contrarian or you actually have shit taste, without.. oh, wait, nevermind..

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it was clearly Iran
        >only country with active F-14s
        Likely true but I really appreciated that they never clarified "the enemy".
        Came back from the cinema and rewatched the first one - it also brushed over who "the enemy" was.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >celebration of good values (redemption, positive masculinity, teamwork, friendship, striving for excellence, sacrificial love, reconciliation)
        >>didn't push the current agenda (not woke and heroes are allowed to be heroic)
        the past
        different than most modern movies

        tell me you're a boomer without telling me you're a boomer

        It was JUST entertainment.
        It didn’t make you feel like garbage about your country, your gender, your race, political party, religion, or values.
        There were good guys.
        There were bad guys.
        There was right and wrong.
        The hero was humbled.
        Confidence, even arrogance wasn’t shameful… because it was merited.
        Someone could be the best or excellent at what they did without apologizing for privilege.
        No one was hellbent on upending fairly healthy social norms, hierarchies, or authorities.
        Someone was in charge and someone wasn’t… and that’s life.
        Elders were respected and revered, homage and honor was given instead of discarding or dismissing.
        Children weren’t saving the world while parents were portrayed as helpless morons.
        Duty and responsibility were positives not negatives. Risk was assumed for the benefit of others.
        Jack-wagonry/muttonheadedness wasn’t glorified.
        It wasn’t trying to normalize deviancy.
        It wasn’t PG but it wasn’t gratuitous with language, stupidity or sex.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tell us more about the era of silent movies, grandpapa.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The F-14 suggests Iran but the end looked like they were flying from the Pacific to N. Korea. Some parts of Iran have snow but there are no forested mountains like that close to the sea like in the movie. I think they made it deliberately a combination of different potential enemies.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The ugly:
        >not saying that the plot is basically "go and die for israel, it's patriotic!"

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Take your fricking meds and then have a nice day
          Israel is never fricking mentioned in the movie you psycopath. Stay away from children, you sick frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Israel is never fricking mentioned in the movie you psycopath.
            So, for what other reason the US would bomb Iran?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >clearly Iran
        What did Iran do to deserve this?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watching tom cruise's face on the big screen is enough of a reason

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, it is a fun movie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah. The flying shots are amazing.
    uhh I mean.. no, they need more minorities and it's naval israelite propanganda, i want to kill youself so I do anything for attention including self harm on the internet. see i say really stupid shit over and over again until people insult me.

    but anyways. yeah it's really good visually speaking and the flying is amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >flying is amazing
      Indeed. I understand that the actors were actually in the planes rather than in rear-projected wienerpits on wires like in the first one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOU NEED TO INSULT ME NOW! IT'S GLOBAL israelite PROPANGADA SPREAD BY JORGE SOROS

        DAILY MAIL MADE BY KLAUS SWAUB TOLD ME

        Yeah it's pretty amazing. The cascade river shots were neat as frick. Indians and brazilians keep talking about the Su 57 haha. Oh man they really are in another world. The Su 57 is basically "what happened if the F 35 actually was a complete piece of shit money laundering scheme" the f 35 per unit is around 65 to 70 million now.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    100% yes. IMAX if you can find one that isn't only showing Generic Park..

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely. I haven't seen a cinema this packed in almost a decade. Its worth it for the flying scenes alone. Don't miss the chance to see that on the big screen because it won't be the same when it goes to DVD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't miss the chance to see that on the big screen
      Or hear it. My seat was shaking.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's very entertaining, just don't think too much.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    got gold class tickets to watch this kino tonight boys

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I saw it twice

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely. Worth to watch twice.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the top minds of twitter have already confirmed it is a chud movie, you are a a chud if you like this movie

    https://twitter.com/ASovietOnion/status/1536375850979012610

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    see it in IMAX
    one of those 4D IMAX things where the seat rocks around and sprays water at you
    in Ukraine so you can hear real fighter jets fly above and maybe get blown up for the full experience

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes, in fact I would say it was kino

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes saw it the other day w my mom it was kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >saw it the other day w my mom
      Damn. I miss my mom. She would've loved to see it with me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        just get a real doll

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sorry bro. I love my mom so much it’s gonna suck when she goes. i hope she watched it in heaven

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just watched the first film last night and got back from the movies just this evening. It was incredible, I loved every minute of it. I strongly suggest seeing it in theaters, just to get thanked by based Tom for coming to the theaters to see his movie.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just saw it for the second time with my parents. Held up and we may watch again in a few weeks

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. From all 2022 releases, only The Northman and Top Gun Maverick are (at least so far) worth watching at the theater.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the best time to avoid people?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The opening carrier launch/Danger Zone was loud as FRICK and it was great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gearing up for the mission
      >orchestral rendition of danger zone playing

      ?t=160

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the entire film basically serves to set up the last act/ half hour. the last half hour is fricking amazing, tense, thrilling, visually spectacular and emotionally cathartic. mad max fury road is the last film that properly impressed me and this is even better

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's only worth seeing in the theaters.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The whole idea of the movie is about obsolescence and age. Tom is a relic in the movie and as an actor, a remnant of a dying era. Drones are replacing pilots, it’s inevitable. But he says “not today”, and tells reality and fate to go frick itself. By all narrative principles he SHOULD have died, gone out in a blaze of glory to see in the next generation. But he doesn’t. He keeps going because he doesn’t care about the limits you impose on him. That’s what makes the movie truly in the spirit of 80s action, that larger than life heroic denial of the facts because the facts don’t satisfy us. That’s why this is extremely popular and movies like TLJ and James Bond were forgettable shit. WE KNOW people have to die, the good times have to end and we arent invincible and immortal. But maverick isn’t real, he can tell reality to go frick itself and for a moment make us feel a little better about it, and while we are sat in the theatre maybe believe a little bit in the wish fulfilling soulful hyperreality we see on screen. It’s hitting the same subconscious grooves heroic epics, medieval knight tales and all the other timeless stories do. It’s just the human spirit crafting it’s own based little reality without tempering itself or being dragged down by self awareness. That’s tom cruise, that’s top gun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kino post, kino movie. Contrarians just don't get it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Having a decent concept for your screenplay and writing a good script to back it up are two different things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well said friend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based as fricking hell, how do i become like cruise/maverick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        don't think, just do

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        be yourself

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My theater played it too loud. Ears have been sore for a week and I'm dizzy and may have hearing loss.

    Liked the movie though

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's worth it. The action sequences are excellent and worth seeing on the big screen.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's worth seeing at a cinema purely for the premium look of all the flying scenes but it's an entertaining action movie even though it's as predictable as it gets

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Took my boomer dad to see it and we had a great time. Also Tom Cruise personally thanked me for coming to see his film which was nice. Was a little weird he called me by my full legal name along with social security number though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that's pretty damn rude of Tom to leak your social to the whole theater

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just came back from the theatre
    it's literal kino

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Just got back from it. Super kino. It really does remind you of what a good movie is

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it yeah. It was fun which is pretty rare these days, even with dumb superhero stuff

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick did he survive ejecting in Mach 10?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thetans protected him.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's worth seeing multiple times in the cinema

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worth seeing for Val Kilmer. Everything else is pretty give or take.
    I loved how they give an introduction with museum piece Tom Cruise talking about "real" shit used on set. What a joke.
    >pic related, 5th generation Pete Mitchell

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got covid from going go the theater but it was worth the 3 month hospital stay

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not if you are a flaming homosexual

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on your nostalgia level.
    For me, I saw the original when I was a little kid with a friend and we both thought it was the coolest thing ever.
    So I saw this one in imax, with the same friend, and I think it will go down as my most kino theater experience ever. How many more times in my life will I experience something like that, probably none. I think that's probably the last great movie from the last real movie star I will ever see like that.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So the story is cliche paint by numbers woke lite shit. But the ending is kino and well worth seeing in theaters.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    watched it today. it's really worth it, a proper blockbuster to give us a rest from the soulless disney garbage

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