Is Mulan woke?
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Is Mulan woke?
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Why do you care? You're not a moronic /misc/ tourist, right?
>/pol/
>moronic
Yeah whatever you dumb fricking liberal scumbag b***h.
>moronic /misc/ tourist
Bit redundant to use 3 insults with the same meaning
t. “male children are women”
(KYS)
why do you care that he cares?
Was Li Shang actually gay or just a bit zesty?
>actually wants to be a perfect submissive wife, just sucks at it
>doesn't join the military to be a strong girlboss, just wants to spare her dad
>actually has to work hard/use her wits to accomplish the same as the men
not really
Since it's based on true events, no.
Also this
>Since it's based on true events, no.
Lol as real as Jesus walking on water?
Mulan is a folktale, not history.
You forgot.
>is offered a high status job (replacing a male in politics), but refuses to go be back with her family
>actually has to work hard/use her wits to accomplish the same as the men
This is an important observation, in that it aknowledges that as a woman, she is at a physical disadvantage to me and has to make up for that in other ways. Modern film has a frail girl just beating the shit out of men, like a men would, as if there were no physical disadvantage. Even Kill Bill had her using her wits and dexterity to best the men, not brute strength.
Another thing to note is that the movie doesn't empower her by putting down the men. The characters are all portrayed as capable and likeable, even the comic reliefs. The men aren't cowards and weaklings so that Mulan can shine in comparison; the villain isn't a pushover, but a genuine threat and a challenge for Mulan (and the others) to overcome.
In woke media, badly written, unlikeable and visibly unathletic girlbosses are artificially propped up by making the men around them even more pathetic. The women's power is borrowed, not earned.
I remember she even got a black eye in one scene
You're just coping because
>childhood good
>after childhood bad
She killed the entire Mongolian army with a single cannon shot and was the most competent "man" of the entire army besides Li Shang. She was basically a Mary Sue but it's OK because it was during childhood
She joined voluntarily while the other men were drafted so she was more motivated. Also causing the avalanche is a more believable woman move than her ever winning a sword fight.
She didn’t kill them, she started an avalanche to hold them off and using cannons is mary sue now?
That's a nice opinion, did a Youtuber give it to you
I like Mulan and don't think it's woke. But nostalgia goggles + new thing bad is a tale as old as time. Yes things are more "woke" nowadays but I highly doubt that there was some magic year where all female/black/whatever characters suddenly stopped being organic and started having an agenda.
The original story is +1000 years old
Don't care, it still had the best 90's musical numbers of any Disney movie of that era (baring Hunchback but that movie is kind of different than the rest of their offerings of that era)
also this proves it's not woke because she's actually struggling with training and isn't magical a professional
BE A MAN
>Mfw song reprisal as the soldiers dress as women to sneak into the Palace.
Why can't we have moments like this anymore? It manages to be a good natured joke and them accepting and respecting Mulan at the same time.
>Why can't we have moments like this anymore?
They want us all divided
>best 90's musical numbers of any Disney movie of that era
Debatable.
Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin, all 3 sequels
The Lion King
A Goofy Movie
Pocahontas
Toy Story
Tarzan
Fantasia 2000
All had at least one better song than Mulan, in some instances two or three.
Hunchback sucked dick, as a movie and musically.
Frick you, I still sing Hellfire in the shower.
haha this guy has an Esmeralda in his life and thinks about her when he showers me too
Hellfire is fantastic, but the only really memorable song from that movie.
>BE A MUTT
>animated version
nope
>live action
to an embarrassing amount
No, I don't mind "girl power" movies as long as they don't actively shit on men like 99% do these days. This one doesn't.
Shang still has to be saved by Mulan
He's only at his post because of nepotism anyway.
you know how women have that women test for movies and video games, and we all laughed at them for that back in 2012
that's us now, but with woke. we can't watch anything if it's too woke and fails the woke test
The original? No.
The Disney Remake? Yeah.
Is OP a moronic homosexual?
no, she's sleep
She has unshaved bush
Lmao that face looks so Asian it hurts. Just a couple lines
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Look it's Mulan from Disney.
Looks more like the dragon sidekick.
she wanted a whitey
Read the original poem, it's really short. She only joins the war because she was worried about her ill father. When she returns home after the war she immediately puts the armor away and puts on makeup and returns to the kitchen. Her comrades don't even know she's a woman until they visit her home and see her that way.
That sounds like a insanely kino ending ngl
Mulan will never be a man
She has no balls
She has no dick
She has no sperm
She's swift as the coursing river
She has all the force of a great typhoon
She has the strength of a raging fire
She's mysterious as the dark side of the moon
I love that this was supposed to be some sort of gotcha thread but instead OP gets ripped to shreds.
Where is the militia?
Its got soul, doesn't matter if the message is liberal or not, nowadays souls dead
No? wtf do you think woke means? The workest it ever got was Mulan complaining about the men hygiene.
And immediately after all the men go bathing anyway, and another joke is made about the consul guy being a fricking beta b***h and washing all the time.
Yeah but that guy is just the creepy diseased little israelite of the movie. Literally every other man is a noble warrior. Even the bad guys are all absolute beasts, it’s not like they’re moronic jobbers. Shan Yui gives Gaston a run for his money in the beast department. Beauty and the Beast is way more “woke” IMO. Belle is an awful character. Mulan is great.
genuine question, why the sword curvy?
I assume it was just dented up from the tens of thousand of lives it took (it’s the bad guy’s sword).
So it looks different from the Chinese ones
Same shape as the Hun's dick
I feel like I've seen plenty of curvy swords in Chinese media but never a real life example. This is the only photo I could find, and it's from the Philippines.
No, quite the opposite. Mulan went to war completely unskilled and knowing she would get killed if they found out she's a girl. That's stunning and brave in the real sense and not how twitter uses that term. She was probably Disney's best "strong female character" and then they fricked it all up in the remake.
AGGGGHHHHH MY SEXISM IS DIMINISHING AWAY
I haven't seen a single second of this movie until now.
Jesus christ.
They literally gave her some kind of midiclorian type of powers in the movie. I'm not even making this up.
what is this bullshit? mulan was clumsy and weak until training.
Mulan didn't strike me as woke at all. Maybe partially because its a good movie. Woke shit tends to value a political message over quality.
Mulan is a biological woman. Mulan is cute. Mulan is barely tomboyish. Mulan is NOT a lesbian. This is all true, and there's nothing anyone can do about it, no matter how much anyone wants it to not be true.
Mulan probably creamed her kimono every time Shang whacked her with a bostaff.
If it was made today, it would be, yeah.
My criteria for whether something is 'woke' (derogatory) hinges upon whether I like it. It's why Some Like It Hot and Alien aren't woke.
wtf are you talking about?
woke = White people bad, family bad, America bad, Christians bad, trannies good, blacks good, government good
that’s it
I like some of these opinions and dislike the rest.
If you want to know whether a film is 'woke', you'll have to run it by me.
Well then you’re a diseased pedophile KYS.
>Mulan
>Cybersix
>Blue Eye Samurai
My fetish is women who dress like men to blend in, bonus points for when their best male friend thinks he's gay for liking her, thinking she's a dude.
Well, well, well. If it isn't Lee Lemon: The flaming star of Brannigan's Rough Rangers. Say, uh, Lemon, do you like to read? I just got a great book on tape. It's about life in Ancient Greece and
It's one of the few instances of ANTI-woke
No. Woke didn't start becoming a thing until I started following politics and posting on shady message boards. Everything before that is completely propaganda free.
Disney muddled it a bit but it's still ultimately a story about a daughter having Neo-Confucian filial piety.
FOR A LONG TIME WE'VE BEEN MARCHING OFF TO BATTLE
>fairytale film actually IMPROVES on an ancient legend
How do the Welsh feel about Excalibur?
can't believe they made a movie about a trans character in the 90s and nobody cared
Mulan is my waifu
That part with the Huns all appearing on the mountain and chanting gives me chills every time
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No? Mulan choosing to join the army otherwise her elderly dad would be forced and obviously die is a much more interesting conflict than if she were a guy and just joins along
Yes, but it was also well written.
it has the kinoest song of all disney movies, so anything negative you say about the movie is invalidated
girl worth fighting for?
Be a man (female)