Is there a bigger Mary Sue in all of pop culture?

Is there a bigger Mary Sue in all of pop culture?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rey.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP, beat me to it, this, etc. At least Ahsoka had a couple cartoon seasons as an actual padawan.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea the clone wars worked well and she made a lot of mistakes during it. I pretend rebels and the new shows don't exist.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rebels was actually decent. Everything else sucked.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rey, you disneyBlack person shill.

        You're right.

        Yea the clone wars worked well and she made a lot of mistakes during it. I pretend rebels and the new shows don't exist.

        True. I've never watched Rebels and never will. I only like the younger pre-Disney version of Ahsoka.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was in a handful of episodes in Rebels, one of which she ran into Vader, and it's implied he kicked her ass and killed her off.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            the only bad aspect of her as a character is that she keeps getting saved at the last second from death
            and twice now in the world between worlds (not to mention being brought back to life by a force god)
            other than that she's a well written character and not a mary sue at all

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >implied

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not even close

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        constantine is much more wanked than batman

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, I didn't think it could get any dumber than him surviving the fall from that skyscraper in TDK without a fricking scratch.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        plot armour isn't the same as a Maey Sue

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        oxygen doesn't explode if there is nothing to burn

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But the metal tank would melt, and then you've got a breach of a highly pressurised container in an environment that's close to vaccuum

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh yeah, didn't think of the metal

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knows how to receive memories from objects like Cal Kestis
    >knows how to communicate with animals like Ezra
    >knows how to not breathe in water for hours on end
    Nope. Her feats keep on getting crazier.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knows how to not breathe in water for hours on end
      could this just be a thing her species can naturally do?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope, fish are all mary sues

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >knows how to receive memories from objects like Cal Kestis
      common force power
      >knows how to communicate with animals like Ezra
      common force power, enhanced by association with Morai
      >knows how to not breathe in water for hours on end
      well you got me there, if she spent more than 5 minutes or so underwater she oughta be fricking dead

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tales of the Jedi cemented her as the biggest Mary Sue.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a bigger Mary Sue in all of pop culture?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not at first but then the movies quickly became a vehicle for her as soon as she married Paul W.S. Anderson.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand how my boomer dad can just mindlessly watch endless starwars shows and similar crap. Even when I bring up how shitty they are he acknowledges it but somehow the mindless sludge pipe of content is still something he wants to spend hours watching. I just don't get it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's no different than drug or alcohol addiction.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except for the whole "physically destructive physical addiction" part you moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The inactivity from endless binge watching leads to obesity and other health problems

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Except drugs can give pleasure, if even only temporarily.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the character I don't like is le mary sue!
    The term has lost all its meaning. At least look up the definition, you dumb Black person. Not surprising, considering that Cinemaphile is predominantly non-white and extremely low IQ.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars pretty much centers around her at this point, I am surprised they haven't retconned her to be the chosen one.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Star Wars pretty much centers around her at this point
        No, it doesn't? lmao
        >I am surprised they haven't retconned her to be the chosen one
        Why would they do that? The Chosen One is the one to kill the Sith and restore balance to the Force. Anakin did that. Do you enjoy being moronic?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say it centers on bo-katan more than ahsoka, though if disney was smart they would pivot everything to her since her show is the only thing in star wars not absolute dogshit atm

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I fricking hate the actress for Bo-Katan with her busted bo-tox face.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahsoka Mary Sue has hundreds of thousands of hits on Google, it's an extremely common criticism of the character.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least Rey is attractive. Ahsoka is just a nog in orange body paint.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >At least Rey is attractive
      lmao homosexual

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        OI BOYPASSED THE COMPRESSAH

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I bet you're into xenomorphs sexually too

        >Black personlovers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're into xenomorphs sexually too

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    there's at least 3 bigger mary sues in her own franchise moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Ahsoka takes the cake out of all Star Wars characters.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there is absolutely no way ahsoka is a bigger mary sue than rey, leia, or finn (who went toe to toe with a sith apprentice in a light saber fight despite not having any jedi training or even being force sensitive at all in the end, which shouldn't have saved him regardless)

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          stop responding to a moron and bumping his thread
          he is low IQ

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% Rey. As annoying as Ahsoka's overwhelming competence is, at the very least she's actually shown training and learning to acquire those skills. And more importantly, she actually has consistent failures in judgement and losses with tangible consequences. Her biggest issue is being forced into fricking everything.

    Rey's prowess is completely inexplicable. She learns advanced force techniques on a whim, picks up every skill she comes across, and beats far more experienced enemies with little to no training whatsoever. Important items in the universe are constantly handed to her. Her mistakes are either ultimately beneficial in the longrun (trusting Kylo which gets Snoke killed and plants the seeds of redemption in him) or completely inconsequential (losing her temper and killing Chewie only to find out that didn't actually happen) Nearly every single character in her trilogy revolves around her. Heroes are inspired by her. Legacy characters want to adopt her. Villains respect the danger she poses and want to convert her. As forced as Ahsoka is, Rey would probably be even worse if the negative reception of her trilogy hadn't discouraged Disney from touching her.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    just post the sexy pics of her so we can jerk off already

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >trained by jedi including anakin since a toddler
    >mary sue

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was master Plo Koon who trained her when she was an infant, that makes it even more based

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Using the criteria of this website:
    >https://springhole.net/writing/marysue.htm
    I get a rating of about 44 for Ahsoka, being as unflattering as possible.
    >36-49 Points
    >Extremely high chance your character is a Mary Sue. VERY risky range.
    That seems pretty bad right?
    Well if I put in Rey from the sequel trilogy, being as generous as possible, I get a rating of 90.
    >50+ Points
    >Your character is almost certainly a Mary Sue, and a bad one at that.
    But that's not the worst of it - if I plug in the answers for Sabine Wren, the Mando girl from the Rebels cartoon and the live-action Ahsoka show, I get a whopping 135, nearly three times as bad as the worst possible Mary Sue.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That website is outdated. After Tales of the Jedi and Ahsoka the Series, Ahsoka has now surpassed the others.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fair enough.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        no she hasn't

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [citation needed]

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            name something in either of those series that added anything worse to her Mary Sue status than TCW already did

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This test has always been kinda bullshit. If your character isn't hideous or disabled, you're naturally going to end up in the 40+ range for daring to create someone competent.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kyle Katarn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wrong

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kyle Katarn is objectively a Mary Sue, or more accurately, a Gary Stu:
        >the lore is rewritten so that he singlehandedly steals the Death Star plans by being a turbo badass Arnold Schwarzenegger super soldier and saves the rebellion from the darktrooper project
        >he gets to become the most powerful jedi ever with no training by having Force powers implanted directly into him by some ridiculous "Valley of the Jedi" so that he can defeat hordes of dark jedi, then gives his superpowers back for the sake of episodic status quo
        >he then decides to do all that over again against Desann and Tavion
        >he then follows you around showing off how invincible and powerful and totally badass and right about everything he is in Jedi Academy while battling literal Force Ghosts and throwing everyone around effortlessly
        >even if you try to kill him in a dark side run, you can't win because he's an unkillable author's pet
        he makes Starkiller look like a fricking wimp in comparison

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          mary sues aren't defined by power levels. Rey is a little b***h compared to some of the EU old republic masters/lords and she's still one
          Try again

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >baawwww, my waifu jan ors died ;~~*(
            >oh wait she's better now 🙂
            wow what a trying life Kyle had

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >turns into an infant the second he gets contradicted
              as expected.
              By the way Ahsoka is still shit.
              Not a Mary Sue, not by a long shot, but still shit and this tantrum isn't going to change that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                We weren't talking about whether Ahsoka is a shit character or not, it's about whether she's a Mary Sue or not. Since you're willing to accept that she's not a Mary Sue, I'm willing to accept she's a shit character. Is that agreeable to you?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marey sue palpatine

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There definitely is, but there is absolutely something to be said about Ahsoka's character having the thickest plot armor I've ever seen.
    She's died BUT brought back to life by literal personifications of the Force.
    She can go hold her own against foes that give even Anakin and Obi-Wan trouble and come out of it without a scratch.
    She's clearly a writer's pet and that's been a problem for a while.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is it wrong for Filoni to have a writer's pet but it's okay for EU authors to do so

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because EU authors' pets weren't pushed as the main characters of TCW and their work was rendered non-canon. And honestly, none of those EU guys pulled shit as bad as the world between world shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because there's a difference bewteen having a writer's pet in secondary material off doing their own thing, and there's Filoni putting his writer's pet front and center with the main characters like she's been relevant this entire time to the narrative of the 6 films and stealing Luke and Co.'s stories.

          >literally going "it's ok when my side does it"
          lol seething travissoids

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Concession accepted, dumb Filonigay.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              people who pushed Mara (Sue) Jade and Galen Marek (Sue) Starkiller don't get to call other characters mary sues just because their preferred continuity got shitcanned

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                And people that actually deluded themselves into thinking Ahsoka is a good character get the rope when the Disney trash finally gets thrown out of the franchise.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Considering the EU side was never canon, never important, never pushed to the front of Star Wars, never stole the spotlight from major characters like Luke, Anakin, Obi-Wan... Yeah, it was okay when the EU did it, their Mary Sues and their general flaws were a lot less harmful. The EU also had some good shit here and there which made things easier, unlike Disneywars which is 100% trash.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Considering the EU side was never canon, never important, never pushed to the front of Star Wars, never stole the spotlight from major characters like Luke, Anakin, Obi-Wan
              >the EU side was never canon
              well you got something right in that sentence at least

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >travissoids
            I'm not going to tell you why this was a moronic thing to say when you then posted

            people who pushed Mara (Sue) Jade and Galen Marek (Sue) Starkiller don't get to call other characters mary sues just because their preferred continuity got shitcanned

            since you'd have to know about the state of the EU to realise why, and I'm not going to spoonfeed you the information to deflect with.
            Just be aware that you've outed yourself.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Outed myself as what? Somebody who actually knows what he's talking about because he read Star Wars books and played Star Wars games?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh god he's doubling down.
                Tell me more about traviss fans loving how she wrote mara jade

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >EU authors' pets weren't pushed as the main characters of TCW
          George Lucas, the creator of Star Wars, "pushed" Ahsoka as the main character of TCW. He effectively created and defined her character, too.
          >and their work was rendered non-canon
          EU was never canon.
          >And honestly, none of those EU guys pulled shit as bad as the world between world shit.
          lmao, moron

          Try better, EUnuch.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >comparing things that ruined canon to things that didn't ruin canon because never were
            Based moron

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Then don't bring up something never being canon being rendered non-canon as if it's a legitimate point. It never was. However, you felt the need to say that "the EU never had anything as moronic." Well, it did. Much worse, in fact.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                The worst parts of the EU are better than anything Disneys made in 8 years.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. 90% of the EU is utter shit. Andor alone is better than any of it. Most of the Disney output is better and more competent than it, save for utter dumpsterfire like Kenobi or Boba Fett.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Blandor is better than some of the worse parts of the EU (Splinter of the Mind's Eye I'm looking at you), but you are deranged and brainwashed if you believe it isn't mogged by the better parts of the EU

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >completely secondary time travel that only happened in the non-canon universe and amounts to footnotes
                >worse than the canon world between worlds
                Hope you're at least getting paid well for shitposting this hard, my man

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because there's a difference bewteen having a writer's pet in secondary material off doing their own thing, and there's Filoni putting his writer's pet front and center with the main characters like she's been relevant this entire time to the narrative of the 6 films and stealing Luke and Co.'s stories.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    There might be in the sense that Ahsoka at least trained to gain some of her abilities. But Ahsoka is the most insidious and forced Mary Sue of all.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How ?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    she can mary sue my balls

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The EU always was and still is canon.

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