Is there a movie about the dangers of spelunking?

Is there a movie about the dangers of spelunking?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Im perplexed.
    How was he planning to turn around in a best case scenario in which he didn't get stuck?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >planning

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he thought he was in a different tunnel that led to a spot where he could turn around. imagine the fear when he wedged himself into that tiny opening and it dead ended in front of him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like feeling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      By getting to a wider space, like a small cave. Then you can turn around. Though I guess this implies that someone once went in without actually knowing if there was such a space which wss reasonably close

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am convinced spelunkers have some sort of severe mental illness that makes me want to crawl into irreversibly light threading positions. This is not normal behavior for a sapient species. I'm thinking of that clip from that penguin documentary where Werner Herzog is perplexed why a penguin would wander off from his herd to the mountains to certain death while our own species does insanely moronic shit like this. Not shitting on extreme sports, I cannot imagine how intense of a feeling it would be to climb Mt. Everest and look at the horizon....but risk your life to see a hole underground? I've even seen underground lakes in person they aren't that great. What drives a person to do this shit is beyond me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they want to return to the womb

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Funny thing about that penguin, it just wanted some privacy to take a giant shit. It rejoined the rest soon after

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You made that up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If it’s not a known path it’s the thrill of being in a place no one has explored yet. You could even find some cool shit down there

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It reminds me of those dumbasses who free climb skyscrapers. Like the one who did pull-ups off the side and didn't have enough strength to pull himself back up. The only question you could possibly have is "But why?"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The skyscraper shit makes sense because that is at least cool to pretend to be Spiderman. There's a clear adrenaline rush. Hanging out in a dark hole? Where is the adrenaline in that other than what

          If it’s not a known path it’s the thrill of being in a place no one has explored yet. You could even find some cool shit down there

          said. Its just so counterintuitive its like someone trying to explore the sides of a volcano.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Where's the adrenaline in exploring the deep dark depths of the earth's bowels where sun light can not reach

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I thought he got locked out by a chinese cleaning lady. Like she came by doing her cleaning rounds and saw the window of the skyscraper was open, so she did her job and shut it. Then the moron comes back to the window and can't get back in lol. So he just clung there until his body gave out. He deserved it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The one I'm thinking of was on the roof, there was a clear ledge above him but he didn't have enough strength to pull himself back up. I've only seen the webm but supposedly his friend was filming from another building and couldn't do anything but watch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I cannot imagine how intense of a feeling it would be to climb Mt. Everest and look at the horizon....
        Extremely overrated, especially because of fog and whatever else, so you can't even see the horizon. Really nothing special about this and I'm always very happy whenever yet another moron dies there.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cavers generally know you are never supposed to go headfirst in to an unexplored area. Hubris takes over some times in any activity even among experienced practitioners

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Usually you just follow the cave until it loops back to the surface

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn't planning. These people should be left to die, this level of stupidity is dangerous to keep in the gene pool.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the descent. do you think the subterranean zombies got him, and that's why they sealed nutty putty?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The first part of the movie when they're squeezing through passages was scarier than the mutants.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't know about the underground white civilization
    the white man marches on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw when you're trying to RETVRN to Agartha-Tír na nÓg but you get stuck in nutty putty cave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is essentially the backstory to the Myst series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It really is all white people who go exploring these places, isn't it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You want to know why white people rule the world?

        Because we do crazy shit and take chances like this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking blacks treat prisons like water parks, what's the attraction there?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        White people have a innate need to go spellunking in caves because our ancestors are chilling down in hollow earth.
        However sometimes the cave judges you and finds you wanting and you end up trapped upside down in nutty puty cave.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i will never step foot in a cave because of stuff like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the gold hoarding goblin's little fear campaign worked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he can have the fricking gold, i'll take the oxygen and space to move about

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I was ever going to do this I’d bring a gun with me just in case

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gets trapped and cant reach for it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >think you're reaching for your gun
        >hand gets stuck in a jar of pickles someone left in the cave

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      American logic…

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >bring a gun
      >forget to put any bullets in it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bring a gun
        >goblins think its treasure and steal it while youre trapped

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >upsets the balance of power and emboldens a pretender goblin to rise, threatening the stability of goblin society

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What is this, ChatGPT trying to turn my ERP into something benign and whimsical?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              don't be a jizzhead

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >OP has to fight the pretender for the heart of the goblin girl by having a drift contest in the caves

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >goblins laugh when you tell them that humans call it the nutty putty cave

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >spaghetti slips out of pockets
                >drown on tomato sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What a fricking moronic post what you're going to shoot the cave? Think you'll do some epic action sequence to free yourself? Americans are so idiotic I swear you can't shoot a cave to death idiot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i shot your moms cave full of my sperm

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The gun is to off yourself quickly not to fight the cave.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          moron its for the crawlers and devolved humans

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously it's for subterranean slavers.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i make sure to bring my offering of budweiser every time i go caving

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >pour a libation of budweiser before entering the cave
                >bring a loaded gun
                >don't enter into faustian bargains with goblins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >What a fricking moronic post what you're going to shoot the cave? Think you'll do some epic action sequence to free yourself? Americans are so idiotic I swear you can't shoot a cave to death idiot

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >arguing with holes

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          saved

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I ever have to fight a cave I'm sure as hell not doing it unarmed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jej

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          CIDF shills in full force today baka

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is that from New York City?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looks comfy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's all grand until the gremlins start tickling your feet.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >when the hob goblins start gobbling your noggin
        Hate when this happens. Last time they stole all my potions? Can't a man go for a nice easy squeeze without getting harassed? I mean they've got plenty of gold down there what difference does it make if I take a little

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why doesn't he shuffle sideways to where it's less narrow?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that's the same guy. The nutty putty guy was in a passage that was about as wide as a human.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >record scratch
      >yup, that's me. I guess you're wondering how I got here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Until there's a minor earthquake and it hugs a little too tight to move.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just get one of those hugging machines that they load autismos into?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Never considered myself claustrophobic until reading about the headfirst guy who died. Frick that

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why WOULDN'T you want to do this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >sex with a fat chick

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >expell all the air out of your lungs so you can squeeze through
      >get stuck
      >can't expand your lungs without breaking your ribs
      >pass out from the internal trauma
      Very stunning and brave.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's a calculated risk

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man was not made to go spelunking in the bowels of the earth.
          This is exemplified by the man in this webm who has adapted into a goblin-like form after chthonic overexposure.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Even if he got through, he'd have to turn around and go back.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          it's over

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine being in such a scary situation and some dude won't stop pissing like a waterfall on you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick do you climb out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      WHY WOULD I FRICKING DO THIS
      I LIKE LIVING
      I HAVE FRIENDS AND FAMILY
      I HAVE A JOB I LIKE AND HOBBIES I ENJOY
      FRICK THAT SHIT

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You yearn to puddle around in amniotic fluid and RETVRN to the eternal oneness with your ancestors found in the womb.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's no-mount cave diving

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >*gets stuck and dies just before finding narnia*

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    post yfw the crawlers show up

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How does air even travel that far into the ground? Wont you just suffocate?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      air is a gas so it can go anywhere

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't they just dig down to him?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No, but there's plenty of YouTube videos about these absolutely insane moronic people.

    There isn't even gold or diamonds in these caves, for fricks sake. You literally have to be dumb as dirt to go cave exploring.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cave named the "Birth canal"
    >Dies
    Kek

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically applaud the cave explorers, we as humans wouldn't go as far if we didn't have such zero fear autists who regularly go way beyond the rational just for shits and giggles

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Always get reminded of these edits from that Asscreed E3 event years ago when I see that image.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    being a popcorn prospector for the kinoplex is hard and dangerous work but it does get you a singles pass

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what a fricking moron, darwinism award

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they get off of that shit

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One anon suggested they should have just flood the tunnel and he would simply float back up. Any truth in this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They would not have been able to flood it. If they could have, he would have drowned.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    watch ace in the hole

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Are these people actually suicidal?Why would you do that to yourself?
    >unmapped
    Yeah.Did he or his family at least pay for the rescue?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They left him in there and filled up the front with concrete, not even kidding

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm quite certain it's some kind of a fetish, like a "return to the womb/ubirth" fetish.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I believe this was a local search and rescue team / emergency services response which is obviously funded by the general taxpayer. Not sure if a private team could have done any better or if they would have even had the time to get there before the upside down blood flow to the head snuffed him out

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >rescuers sang hymns to the guy
        >delirious from blood brain and have to suffer their echoing chanting reverberating all around you.
        Literal nightmare. I don't want those kind of weirdos trying to rescue me. Stfu and work.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          id like hymns sung tbh
          especially if i was delirious

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >constipation from the poop's perceptive

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't they at least widen the bloody opening?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dwarves
    >presented as people who love dungeon delving and cave splonking
    >actually stocky, stout flabpackers who can hardly squeeze through a door, let alone a crevice
    George R R Martin confirmed hack.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're miners; they make the holes big and get the israeliteels

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Make the hole bigger! Of course! It's so obvious now!

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the cave

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >too narrow to bring him up without breaking his legs
    Why didn't they? I mean if the alternative is dying you gotta be pragmatic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He would have died from shock, plus pulling him through would shred him.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what if they got him really drunk first and pumped a load of ketamine into him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They tried, the rope broke and one rescuer got injured. They didn't want to keep throwing good life after bad.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing personnel

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This dude left his wife at home to go and do this. Now his best friend is going head first deep into her nutty putty and the only thing escaping is their baby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they should rename it the cuck cave

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are there hot drowess ladies underground?

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