Is there a movie about the dangers of spelunking?
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Is there a movie about the dangers of spelunking?
Is there a movie about the dangers of spelunking?
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Im perplexed.
How was he planning to turn around in a best case scenario in which he didn't get stuck?
>planning
he thought he was in a different tunnel that led to a spot where he could turn around. imagine the fear when he wedged himself into that tiny opening and it dead ended in front of him.
I don't like feeling.
By getting to a wider space, like a small cave. Then you can turn around. Though I guess this implies that someone once went in without actually knowing if there was such a space which wss reasonably close
I am convinced spelunkers have some sort of severe mental illness that makes me want to crawl into irreversibly light threading positions. This is not normal behavior for a sapient species. I'm thinking of that clip from that penguin documentary where Werner Herzog is perplexed why a penguin would wander off from his herd to the mountains to certain death while our own species does insanely moronic shit like this. Not shitting on extreme sports, I cannot imagine how intense of a feeling it would be to climb Mt. Everest and look at the horizon....but risk your life to see a hole underground? I've even seen underground lakes in person they aren't that great. What drives a person to do this shit is beyond me.
they want to return to the womb
Funny thing about that penguin, it just wanted some privacy to take a giant shit. It rejoined the rest soon after
You made that up
If it’s not a known path it’s the thrill of being in a place no one has explored yet. You could even find some cool shit down there
It reminds me of those dumbasses who free climb skyscrapers. Like the one who did pull-ups off the side and didn't have enough strength to pull himself back up. The only question you could possibly have is "But why?"
The skyscraper shit makes sense because that is at least cool to pretend to be Spiderman. There's a clear adrenaline rush. Hanging out in a dark hole? Where is the adrenaline in that other than what
said. Its just so counterintuitive its like someone trying to explore the sides of a volcano.
>Where's the adrenaline in exploring the deep dark depths of the earth's bowels where sun light can not reach
I thought he got locked out by a chinese cleaning lady. Like she came by doing her cleaning rounds and saw the window of the skyscraper was open, so she did her job and shut it. Then the moron comes back to the window and can't get back in lol. So he just clung there until his body gave out. He deserved it.
The one I'm thinking of was on the roof, there was a clear ledge above him but he didn't have enough strength to pull himself back up. I've only seen the webm but supposedly his friend was filming from another building and couldn't do anything but watch.
>I cannot imagine how intense of a feeling it would be to climb Mt. Everest and look at the horizon....
Extremely overrated, especially because of fog and whatever else, so you can't even see the horizon. Really nothing special about this and I'm always very happy whenever yet another moron dies there.
Cavers generally know you are never supposed to go headfirst in to an unexplored area. Hubris takes over some times in any activity even among experienced practitioners
Usually you just follow the cave until it loops back to the surface
He wasn't planning. These people should be left to die, this level of stupidity is dangerous to keep in the gene pool.
the descent. do you think the subterranean zombies got him, and that's why they sealed nutty putty?
The first part of the movie when they're squeezing through passages was scarier than the mutants.
>he doesn't know about the underground white civilization
the white man marches on
>tfw when you're trying to RETVRN to Agartha-Tír na nÓg but you get stuck in nutty putty cave
This is essentially the backstory to the Myst series.
It really is all white people who go exploring these places, isn't it?
You want to know why white people rule the world?
Because we do crazy shit and take chances like this.
Fricking blacks treat prisons like water parks, what's the attraction there?
White people have a innate need to go spellunking in caves because our ancestors are chilling down in hollow earth.
However sometimes the cave judges you and finds you wanting and you end up trapped upside down in nutty puty cave.
i will never step foot in a cave because of stuff like this
Looks like the gold hoarding goblin's little fear campaign worked.
he can have the fricking gold, i'll take the oxygen and space to move about
If I was ever going to do this I’d bring a gun with me just in case
>gets trapped and cant reach for it
>think you're reaching for your gun
>hand gets stuck in a jar of pickles someone left in the cave
American logic…
>bring a gun
>forget to put any bullets in it
>bring a gun
>goblins think its treasure and steal it while youre trapped
>upsets the balance of power and emboldens a pretender goblin to rise, threatening the stability of goblin society
What is this, ChatGPT trying to turn my ERP into something benign and whimsical?
don't be a jizzhead
>OP has to fight the pretender for the heart of the goblin girl by having a drift contest in the caves
>goblins laugh when you tell them that humans call it the nutty putty cave
>spaghetti slips out of pockets
>drown on tomato sauce
What a fricking moronic post what you're going to shoot the cave? Think you'll do some epic action sequence to free yourself? Americans are so idiotic I swear you can't shoot a cave to death idiot
i shot your moms cave full of my sperm
The gun is to off yourself quickly not to fight the cave.
moron its for the crawlers and devolved humans
Obviously it's for subterranean slavers.
i make sure to bring my offering of budweiser every time i go caving
>pour a libation of budweiser before entering the cave
>bring a loaded gun
>don't enter into faustian bargains with goblins
>What a fricking moronic post what you're going to shoot the cave? Think you'll do some epic action sequence to free yourself? Americans are so idiotic I swear you can't shoot a cave to death idiot
>arguing with holes
saved
If I ever have to fight a cave I'm sure as hell not doing it unarmed
>t.
jej
CIDF shills in full force today baka
Is that from New York City?
looks comfy
It's all grand until the gremlins start tickling your feet.
>when the hob goblins start gobbling your noggin
Hate when this happens. Last time they stole all my potions? Can't a man go for a nice easy squeeze without getting harassed? I mean they've got plenty of gold down there what difference does it make if I take a little
Why doesn't he shuffle sideways to where it's less narrow?
I don't think that's the same guy. The nutty putty guy was in a passage that was about as wide as a human.
>record scratch
>yup, that's me. I guess you're wondering how I got here
Until there's a minor earthquake and it hugs a little too tight to move.
Why not just get one of those hugging machines that they load autismos into?
Never considered myself claustrophobic until reading about the headfirst guy who died. Frick that
why WOULDN'T you want to do this
>sex with a fat chick
>expell all the air out of your lungs so you can squeeze through
>get stuck
>can't expand your lungs without breaking your ribs
>pass out from the internal trauma
Very stunning and brave.
It's a calculated risk
Man was not made to go spelunking in the bowels of the earth.
This is exemplified by the man in this webm who has adapted into a goblin-like form after chthonic overexposure.
Even if he got through, he'd have to turn around and go back.
it's over
Imagine being in such a scary situation and some dude won't stop pissing like a waterfall on you.
how the frick do you climb out
WHY WOULD I FRICKING DO THIS
I LIKE LIVING
I HAVE FRIENDS AND FAMILY
I HAVE A JOB I LIKE AND HOBBIES I ENJOY
FRICK THAT SHIT
You yearn to puddle around in amniotic fluid and RETVRN to the eternal oneness with your ancestors found in the womb.
for me it's no-mount cave diving
no
>*gets stuck and dies just before finding narnia*
post yfw the crawlers show up
How does air even travel that far into the ground? Wont you just suffocate?
air is a gas so it can go anywhere
why didn't they just dig down to him?
No, but there's plenty of YouTube videos about these absolutely insane moronic people.
There isn't even gold or diamonds in these caves, for fricks sake. You literally have to be dumb as dirt to go cave exploring.
>Cave named the "Birth canal"
>Dies
Kek
I unironically applaud the cave explorers, we as humans wouldn't go as far if we didn't have such zero fear autists who regularly go way beyond the rational just for shits and giggles
Always get reminded of these edits from that Asscreed E3 event years ago when I see that image.
being a popcorn prospector for the kinoplex is hard and dangerous work but it does get you a singles pass
what a fricking moron, darwinism award
they get off of that shit
One anon suggested they should have just flood the tunnel and he would simply float back up. Any truth in this?
They would not have been able to flood it. If they could have, he would have drowned.
watch ace in the hole
Are these people actually suicidal?Why would you do that to yourself?
>unmapped
Yeah.Did he or his family at least pay for the rescue?
They left him in there and filled up the front with concrete, not even kidding
I'm quite certain it's some kind of a fetish, like a "return to the womb/ubirth" fetish.
I believe this was a local search and rescue team / emergency services response which is obviously funded by the general taxpayer. Not sure if a private team could have done any better or if they would have even had the time to get there before the upside down blood flow to the head snuffed him out
>rescuers sang hymns to the guy
>delirious from blood brain and have to suffer their echoing chanting reverberating all around you.
Literal nightmare. I don't want those kind of weirdos trying to rescue me. Stfu and work.
id like hymns sung tbh
especially if i was delirious
>constipation from the poop's perceptive
Couldn't they at least widen the bloody opening?
>dwarves
>presented as people who love dungeon delving and cave splonking
>actually stocky, stout flabpackers who can hardly squeeze through a door, let alone a crevice
George R R Martin confirmed hack.
they're miners; they make the holes big and get the israeliteels
Make the hole bigger! Of course! It's so obvious now!
the cave
>too narrow to bring him up without breaking his legs
Why didn't they? I mean if the alternative is dying you gotta be pragmatic.
He would have died from shock, plus pulling him through would shred him.
what if they got him really drunk first and pumped a load of ketamine into him
They tried, the rope broke and one rescuer got injured. They didn't want to keep throwing good life after bad.
Nothing personnel
This dude left his wife at home to go and do this. Now his best friend is going head first deep into her nutty putty and the only thing escaping is their baby.
they should rename it the cuck cave
are there hot drowess ladies underground?