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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone had sex at thirteen.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't have sex at 12
      A little embarrassing to admit that on the internet but...whatever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't have sex at 12
      A little embarrassing to admit that on the internet but...whatever

      >not getting molested at 10
      Get on my level

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you joke about it, but that's the norm in brazil

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        only for girls and proto-drug deallers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea it took me 10 more years

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he didn't have sex at 12
      A little embarrassing to admit that on the internet but...whatever

      Oh cool, so I'm not the only one that had a game of Truth or Dare go that direction.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet you still ended up here lmao. What a fricking moron you must be.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who keeps their grade school friends?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the 90s and early 2000s yes. These days amongst white guys at least it’s rare

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did.
      t. 35 year old boomer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yuropoors OUT

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this movie with my mom and grandma

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      did they both snicker and elbow you at specific moments?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mom thought it would be a comedy movie like Adam Sandler's type of humor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So many strange choices. “An instant sex comedy classic in the tradition of American pie and Superbad”
    >written on what looks like parchment paper

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parchment paper suspended on jute rope, but with that part almost totally cut off. Bizarre.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Congratulations Senors”

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4/10s and above will lose it by 15. There might be a few with ultra strict parents but parents cannot lock them up.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a woman still being a virgin at 18 is like finding a unicorn yes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Part of the reason for sky high divorce rates I'm sure.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >not as easy as you think
    Is it actually hard for women nowadays to lose their virginity?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men struggle to find a partner. Women are super choosy so they might only be attracted to one out of every 1000 men. They can't actually help it. Only about 10-20% of the adult male population is attractive to the average woman.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        poor women... i will continue to exclude myself from the dating pool as to not offend them.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats honestly the path most men should take. Personally I think the government should pay for my chemical castration so I no longer have a libido.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            and then they just import a 80iq replacement for you from the third world and the world gets dumber every day

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Imagine purchasing a new car, bro. I want a used car. I want a car many people have farted deeply into the seat cushions.
    Best line in the movie

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn have sex with olivia
    why live

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Congratulations senors!
    >senors
    Is there a plot reason why it says "senors" (like a scene where someone makes a typo) or is it an actual typo?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      7:40

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its blocked in my country unfortunately. Guess I'll just have to DL is from somewhere and watch it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the title character, a virgin and a bookworm, points out the mistake and her best friend tells her to lighten up and not correct anyone's grammar at the party.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its the awful Van Wilder prequel

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >babe hound
      i will now watch your slop

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its on youtube since whoever owns the copyrights doesn't give a single frick. "Van Wilder 2: the Rise of Taj" is actually quite good for a direct-to-video sex comedy.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          college was nothing like these movies showed
          i feel like i was bamboozled

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was nothing like the movies for (you).

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think that one did come out in theaters.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Asylum
    I can only imagine how dogshit it is

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    am I the only one who has watched direct-to-video American Pie spin-offs? They are surprisingly decent.

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