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Everyone had sex at thirteen.
>he didn't have sex at 12
A little embarrassing to admit that on the internet but...whatever
>not getting molested at 10
Get on my level
you joke about it, but that's the norm in brazil
only for girls and proto-drug deallers
Yea it took me 10 more years
Oh cool, so I'm not the only one that had a game of Truth or Dare go that direction.
Yet you still ended up here lmao. What a fricking moron you must be.
Who keeps their grade school friends?
In the 90s and early 2000s yes. These days amongst white guys at least it’s rare
I did.
t. 35 year old boomer
Yuropoors OUT
I watched this movie with my mom and grandma
did they both snicker and elbow you at specific moments?
My mom thought it would be a comedy movie like Adam Sandler's type of humor
hot
So many strange choices. “An instant sex comedy classic in the tradition of American pie and Superbad”
>written on what looks like parchment paper
Parchment paper suspended on jute rope, but with that part almost totally cut off. Bizarre.
“Congratulations Senors”
4/10s and above will lose it by 15. There might be a few with ultra strict parents but parents cannot lock them up.
a woman still being a virgin at 18 is like finding a unicorn yes.
Part of the reason for sky high divorce rates I'm sure.
>not as easy as you think
Is it actually hard for women nowadays to lose their virginity?
no.
Men struggle to find a partner. Women are super choosy so they might only be attracted to one out of every 1000 men. They can't actually help it. Only about 10-20% of the adult male population is attractive to the average woman.
poor women... i will continue to exclude myself from the dating pool as to not offend them.
Thats honestly the path most men should take. Personally I think the government should pay for my chemical castration so I no longer have a libido.
and then they just import a 80iq replacement for you from the third world and the world gets dumber every day
>Imagine purchasing a new car, bro. I want a used car. I want a car many people have farted deeply into the seat cushions.
Best line in the movie
>ywn have sex with olivia
why live
>Congratulations senors!
>senors
Is there a plot reason why it says "senors" (like a scene where someone makes a typo) or is it an actual typo?
7:40
Its blocked in my country unfortunately. Guess I'll just have to DL is from somewhere and watch it.
the title character, a virgin and a bookworm, points out the mistake and her best friend tells her to lighten up and not correct anyone's grammar at the party.
For me its the awful Van Wilder prequel
>babe hound
i will now watch your slop
Its on youtube since whoever owns the copyrights doesn't give a single frick. "Van Wilder 2: the Rise of Taj" is actually quite good for a direct-to-video sex comedy.
college was nothing like these movies showed
i feel like i was bamboozled
it was nothing like the movies for (you).
I think that one did come out in theaters.
>The Asylum
I can only imagine how dogshit it is
am I the only one who has watched direct-to-video American Pie spin-offs? They are surprisingly decent.