>Disney markets it as a fantasy-style family film like Chronicles of Narnia >actually has no supernatural elements >The cute friend girl dies like halfway into the movie and the rest of it is the kid dealing with accepting her death
For some reason I thought this was a holocaust film. I thought it was one of those cheesy films about kids surviving the horrors of war and Terabithia was a concentration camp where they found a silver lining to the imprisonment.
two movies released around the same time take the cake
Snow Dogs and Kangaroo Jack
both are semi-serious comedy dramas
both feature a character having a dream halfway through the movie where animal characters talk to them (in snow dogs its a bunch of huskies on a beach, in Kangaroo Jack it's a Kangaroo)
both movies based their entire marketing campaigns off those single scenes, which have nothing to do with the rest of the movie
wait people thought the Snow Dogs could talk? I thought Snow Dogs was just your simple fish-out-of-water tale. The back guy who is from the ghetto/south has to learn how to mush sled dogs.
Downsizing >marketed as some lighthearted comedy about what it would be like to be shrunk down >in reality it’s weird preachy trash that takes itself way too seriously
I love this film for teaching me to always go for younger girls and always ignore roasties.
It was a very valuable lesson to learn as a boy.
It shaped my tastes as a man.
Maybe it's because I'm 35 but when I was in elementary school we had to read Where the Red Fern Grows for our depressing generation reading requirement
wait people thought the Snow Dogs could talk? I thought Snow Dogs was just your simple fish-out-of-water tale. The back guy who is from the ghetto/south has to learn how to mush sled dogs.
Snow Dogs was about a black dentist learning how to be Yukon Cornelius.
>Is this the greatest example of misleading advertising in all of cinema?
No, this one is. Trailer is literally the first two minutes of the movie where Iolaos tells stories in the pub and the theme of the movie is how it is all either entirely made up or heavily embelished and how Hercules is basically just really good mercenary with a team.
I went to see this with my friends when I was around 14 thinking it was some sort of Narnia movie but we were all wrong. It was a boring drama. Honestly they should have just loosely adapted this into a fantasy movie about two normal kids having adventures in a weird world
What I expected >A fun movie about the adventures of a boy who can fly
What I got >A slow boil drama about autism, alcoholism, cancer, childhood abuse, and psychological defense mechanisms.
>ywn marry 12 year old anna sophia robb
I feel you bro
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Isn't this the one where she died in the creek?
Yes
>Disney markets it as a fantasy-style family film like Chronicles of Narnia
>actually has no supernatural elements
>The cute friend girl dies like halfway into the movie and the rest of it is the kid dealing with accepting her death
oh. so the cute boy did not have sex with another cute boy?
read a book
>read a book
Ew.
Kangaroo Jack
Frick the piece of shit flick
Still better than Snow Dogs
People can save themselves the trouble and read wiki summaries before wasting on their time on shit movies.
For some reason I thought this was a holocaust film. I thought it was one of those cheesy films about kids surviving the horrors of war and Terabithia was a concentration camp where they found a silver lining to the imprisonment.
You're thinking of life is beautiful
you are conflating this with "The boy in the striped pyjamas"
you're thinking of Blasto on ps1
Extremely keyed reference. Only true ps1 gamers will know this gem however...
This bubble blowing b***h robbed me and my brother of $30. Should of just got Croc.
two movies released around the same time take the cake
Snow Dogs and Kangaroo Jack
both are semi-serious comedy dramas
both feature a character having a dream halfway through the movie where animal characters talk to them (in snow dogs its a bunch of huskies on a beach, in Kangaroo Jack it's a Kangaroo)
both movies based their entire marketing campaigns off those single scenes, which have nothing to do with the rest of the movie
wait people thought the Snow Dogs could talk? I thought Snow Dogs was just your simple fish-out-of-water tale. The back guy who is from the ghetto/south has to learn how to mush sled dogs.
>Kangaroo Jack
the worst thing about Kangaroo Jack is the rape Disney paid to cover up for Anthony Anderson.
You think I'm memeing. I'm not. Google it.
no, the worst part is the hypocrisy.
Thanks for ruining Kangaroo Jack for me forever
>trailer showed a very short clip of kangaroo rapping
I was so hyped to watch the movie so I could see the whole scene. Fricking frick them.
Downsizing
>marketed as some lighthearted comedy about what it would be like to be shrunk down
>in reality it’s weird preachy trash that takes itself way too seriously
That movie ended up just being about helping the obnoxious asian illegal immigrant
I was going to watch it but then something felt weird and I scrolled through the whole movie and just stopped
Glad to see it was a good choice
I love this film for teaching me to always go for younger girls and always ignore roasties.
It was a very valuable lesson to learn as a boy.
It shaped my tastes as a man.
>Is this the greatest example of misleading advertising in all of cinema?
Is this not required reading in Elementary School anymore?
It was the go-to book back in the day about how to get over the death of a friend. It was assigned reading.
Maybe it's because I'm 35 but when I was in elementary school we had to read Where the Red Fern Grows for our depressing generation reading requirement
I'm 28 and we read BTT and saw it in theaters.
Snow Dogs was about a black dentist learning how to be Yukon Cornelius.
Sup fellow Midwestern public school book enjoyer. I'm the same age. We got both of them.
Imagine assigning Where the Red Fern Grows to kids today. I loved that book as a kid growing up in Kansas. It's obviously why they assigned it.
i wanted to see cool monsters and fantasy creatures but i ended up having such a crush on ASR that i didnt care
Is this the one with the cameltoe?
the what now....?
lol, it's just the hem of her fly.
Thanks to your time stamp I made a webm, it's hard to tell though, you decide. But I don't think the fly is going all the way down.
You should have done a fast paced zoom in on the camel toe
I WANNA COME TOO
.-.
uhhhh idk is it? if it is you should provide a citation so we know you;re not lying haha
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Thought it was a funny film with Adam Sandler doing his schtick but suddenly it became this sappy family drama
First Legendary Godzilla
Where the trailer kinda sets up Bryan Cranston as the main character then he just gets killed off 15 minutes in.
>modern women
Little girl in this movie grew up to be hot
I've jacked it to her from the TV show "Dr. Death" from a few years ago where she plays a loose manic pixie lawyer
smol
Good film albeit
>No Bridge
>Terabithia is a lie
Holy shit OP you're right.
How is ASR only getting hotter going into her 30s?
why did you post an empty picture anon?
did you post a woman over 25?
because women turn invisible after that age
what a fricking bawd
>i will never impregnate her
why is her butt so big
it contains too many farts. the only cure is me sucking out all the farts with my mouth.
I would never do that even if the girl is as pretty as Annasophia
Pan's Labyrinth received a very similar advertising campaign to Bridge to Terabithia
>Is this the greatest example of misleading advertising in all of cinema?
No, this one is. Trailer is literally the first two minutes of the movie where Iolaos tells stories in the pub and the theme of the movie is how it is all either entirely made up or heavily embelished and how Hercules is basically just really good mercenary with a team.
It is a good movie though.
Doesn't really fit the subject that well but Arthur and the Invisible
Horniest kids movie I have ever seen
I went to see this with my friends when I was around 14 thinking it was some sort of Narnia movie but we were all wrong. It was a boring drama. Honestly they should have just loosely adapted this into a fantasy movie about two normal kids having adventures in a weird world
This one. Absolute fricking bullshit.
>it's a metaphor for le emotional struggle
frick off your depression isn't that interesting
I love asr so much.
What I expected
>A fun movie about the adventures of a boy who can fly
What I got
>A slow boil drama about autism, alcoholism, cancer, childhood abuse, and psychological defense mechanisms.
I want to die