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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but i've had this happen with YT vids that i find funny but misses with a friend.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My father liked GOT but he didn't even smile when I showed him this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because it’s painfully unfunny, Jesus frick that was moronic. If I was your dad I would be mad at you for showing me that.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd disown you. Frick you. This is reddit. Your dad is probably more Cinemaphile than you.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I just got a score of 1518 in Suika Game. What's YOUR highest score?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My GF does this all the time. It was specially painful at 1984 since i really the movie

        This is awful, dude. I feel bad for your dad.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        douche chills. haven't had those in a while.
        >shoulda warmed it under a hot tap

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        don't lie anon, your dad made the same face than picrel's?

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You better think twice the next time you want to post something like that here.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the trick is to just never recommend anything but make fun of everyone else's taste

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a teenager my friend said "DUDE YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS SCENE IT'S ONE OF THE BEST SCENES IN MOVIE HISTORY" and then proceeded to make me watch the diner scene from Mulholland Drive completely divorced from context and got mad when I didn't react positively

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mulholland Drive
      You mean Mulholland Doctor?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm watching a movie with someone it's something like Ninja Turtles or some action movie. I watch kino alone.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But Ninja Turtles is kino.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    no i hate movies and also people

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    how old are you guys? no seriously
    this is attention-whoring seen only in children

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Children?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have low self-esteem. They're not capable of accepting that someone doesn't like what they like. They internalise it and consider it disapproval of them personally.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen this manifest in other ways. People will lie and say that everyone else likes something because they can't defend their own opinions.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >People will lie and say that everyone else likes something because they can't defend their own opinions.

          You see that on Cinemaphile with the guy who posts Sarah Gadon. Nobody else tries to claim that everyone loves their waifu, but he always makes sure to say it. It's really annoying behaviour, because it's dishonest and so you wouldn't trust that person.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            But Sarah Gadon is genuinely the most beloved actress on this board

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you for showing up, Gadonposter. I definitely love her, because I filter any thread where she appears. Can you feel the love?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              shame about her butthole eyes
              i never left homie, watch ur step or its butthole eyes-posting again. been seeing too much of u homie, better lower the number of posts

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                But Sarah Gadon is the most beloved actress on this board.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. There's one autist obsessed with her.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Used to, now I've gotten better at picking and choosing what the people around me would prefer to watch.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah, so you're watching more Sarah Gadon kino now.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop making this thread all the time you stupid fricking Black person

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried watching Dune with my dad a while back, he just kept talking over it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you mean the new Dune then your dad is based.

      I showed this guy who I thought was a film buff some old Clintkino and he was fricking yawning. I never talked to him after that and actively avoided his company.

      lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was watching DUNC with my mom who's approaching 80 and doesn't like SF but she was quite interested in the movie (I rarely watch SF with her - obviously not her favourite - she has no problem telling me if she wasn't invested in a film)

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I showed this guy who I thought was a film buff some old Clintkino and he was fricking yawning. I never talked to him after that and actively avoided his company.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he was tired? I was watching one of the greatest westerns I've ever seen but I was running on like 3 hours of sleep. I realized I wasn't fully enjoying it in my current state and decided to go to sleep and come back to it the next day. And I enjoyed it even more.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats worse is when they go to the restroom and you pause it and they tell you its okay

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I take the opportunity to go to the bathroom myself. Usually I have to but didn't want to be the one to interrupt the movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you pause it

      What if they take like 10 minutes? Then it's really awkward. Your autism makes you unable to see you're pressuring people. I would keep it running so they can take as long as they want. People can always rewatch movies.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do people still have friends and shit?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes - young people should have friends, because I had friends when I was young. I don't have friends anymore, nor do I really want them. Friends are just something that happen because you're forced to be around people and you like some of them.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but I keep the movie playing despite the signals to switch it or do something else entirely. It's my household so frick off if you don't want to watch it, it's staying on.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Staying with my boomer inlaws for xmas, it drives me nuts their relationship with TV. They spend atleast 4 hours EVERY DAY "watching" TV, but they are constantly either asleep half the time or having a conversation and not paying attention at all. Like, why even bother at that point, just turn the damn thing off.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I showed pic related to 3 girls in my room.
    girl 1
    >this is a man movie anon don't you have movies for girls
    girl 2
    >do you have netflix?
    girl 3
    do you have other movies saved?

    I took it as a complement and kicked them out of my room.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why were three random girls milling about in your room?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        friends of mine who're a long term couple brought them to me cuz they were worried that I haven't had a gf in a long time.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a friend who took me to see the VVitch when it was in theaters. I remember noticing that he kept looking at me constantly, seconds before an impactful moment happened, wanting to see my reaction to it. As if he had watched the movie already and wanted to watch it again with me to see how I would respond to certain moments. I caught wind of him doing that halfway through and exaggerated my reactions to make him feel better then pretended to like the movie afterwards.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like that would ruin the movie, there's a lot of stuff that happens out of nowhere like the baby vanishing or the goat killing everybody, so I imagine you'd feel his eyes on you and know something is about to happen.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Family turned off Whiplash because of the swearing. I was fuming

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this frog seems to be ill.
    it's perfect for this thread because only an mentally challenge person would think people would react the same.

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty good at judging what films to show to which people. I want people to be satisfied by the films I recommend, not force my taste one them.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah? Recommend one to me.

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