>It was me, James. I'm the author of all your pain. I'm mad at you because my father adopted you and he liked you more and that's why I am an evil mastermind who wants to make you suffer
What went so horribly wrong with the Daniel Craig James Bond movies?
>your pain
*ya pein
Imagine being so buttblasted by Austin Powers that you steal a joke plot point from the worst of the trilogy and make it serious
I'm convinced someone floated this idea as a joke and Barbara thought it was the most genius thing ever. She's a woman after all.
>What went so horribly wrong with the Daniel Craig James Bond movies?
The later movies were made by people who had no understand of Bond whatsoever.
Surprisingly enough the idea was Michael G. Wilson's.
>Surprisingly enough the idea was Michael G. Wilson's.
I hate to say this but source? It seems hard to believe.
They did but mildly. The reviewers love Daniel Craig's ''''''''''Bond'''''''''''' because he's a pussy-whipped, zero testosterone whimp who cries every movie. It suits their agendas perfectly but even they couldn't give this a pass, it's that awful.
>I hate to say this but source? It seems hard to believe.
I remember reading it on a Bond fan site.
It's Barbara. I don't see how a man who wrote LTK would go on to have this idea.
I couldn't believe they went with it. Talk about subverting expectations.
The whole craig era seemed like a verhoeven tier, over the top, tongue and cheek parody of bond
I quite like the audacity to attempt it
It was mostly a bunch of legit homosexual weirdos like Craig and a dumb woman enabling them to make garbage using the IP as toilet paper.
Nevermind next time I’ll actually read the thread
>I'm Theyorthor Offal Yorpayne
What kinda name is that?? Was he Polish?
it wass me jemss. the athor off all ur pen
WEEK IT
Kuckuck
>i am offer ol yur pen. come to the fun
>when you try to introduce a big bad in the last third of your franchise without planning
Best Blofeld
That's Charles Gray
but he’s the homie from you only live twice
So? He was kino. He had a great screen presence.
why are all the bond gets captured scenes in nu bond so fricking gay? Does Craig want it that way because he's a homo?
Yes. He has made this explicitly clear. He's a homosexual.
I don't get it, is Oliver Payne an alias of Blofeld? Is being a successful author a cover for how he has such large funds?
my name is feldblo. stavernst feldblo
not every hero needs a moriarty
>get the man who everyone said was the perfect bond villain to play the most iconic bond villain
>somehow the movie turns out bland as frick
how did they do it? it should have been kino
By not having him ham it up and be fun and campy. The modern bugman can't fricking STAND sincere fun and camp and positive expression of human identity because they're spiteful mutants hence these shit movies.
This is a beyond moronic plot point. Anyone who attempts to defend this shit can be dismissed outright.
Did reviewers mock the shit out of this idiocy when it came out? I didn't read reviews but when I watched the torrent I could not believe how shockingly stupid this was.
Did anyone ever call this out for being a rip off if Austin Powers
>calls james bond a cuck
most memorable part of this villain lol