It wasn't until like an hour after watching Madagascar 3 that it dawned on me that the real reason Alex wants to leave Africa because his parents...

It wasn't until like an hour after watching Madagascar 3 that it dawned on me that the real reason Alex wants to leave Africa because his parents have passed away and he no longer feels any connection to the savannah. That's actually really sad.

(Also RIP Bernie Mac/)

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The deeper themes at play in Madagascar 3 often go overlooked until the afterthought and consideration. Welcome to the club, anon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Madagascar didn't need to be a franchise. It should have stopped after the first film.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Madagascar 3 was OK by me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1>3>ending climax of 1>liar revealed plot of 3>>>>>>>>>>>>>2

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the 2nd one was a amazing, but a little melodramatic. 3rd Kung Fu Panda was just pointless.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i thought Panda 2 was bad. The jokes aren't funny, the drama is cliched, the dialogue is awkward, Po is more annoying than endearing, and the pacing is rushed. Awful cliffhanger ending too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I believe 2 to be worth it purely because it introduced me to Copacabana and Barry Manilow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah. 2 and 3 were really good. So are the penguins and king julien spin offs.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >the penguins
        What about the huge flop Penguins movie?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about it?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They had to use a throwaway recording of Bernie Mac at the end of the movie because they couldn't record the actual lines in the script. Because the dude died.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gloria needed to be fatter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You needed to have a nice day, but here you are.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >You needed to have a nice day
        After (You)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That is so rude, bro. Not cool.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gloria and Ogre Fiona will never sit on you
      ;___;

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the return to NY really hits different if you grew up watching the series
    I like the Madagascar series despite it's admitted flaws

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IDK I was like... 11 when the first one came out. I wasn't too impressed. I only watched the others because I was a cartoon junkie and they got better and better.

      but I don't really have a sentimental attachment to them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        11 is too old to get sentimentally attached to this kind of movie.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alex should've been gay, it's so obvious the cheetah chick was just a beard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anon, you wanting to frick the lion doesn't make him gay.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        bruh, alex is the gayest motherfricker alive personality wise

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The jokes aren't funny, the drama is cliched, the dialogue is awkward, Po is more annoying than endearing, and the pacing is rushed.

    What changed from the first to the second movie? I mean I don't see how the 2nd one is less funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the comedy in 2 is MUCH worse than in 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think Panda 2 is one of the lowest points in Dreamworks' history. If an 81 mins film feels much longer, there's something wrong with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Panda 1 : 83 mins without credits
        >Panda 2 : 81 mins without credits
        definition of a rushed sequel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Seethes over 2 minute difference
          KFP2 haters are gays

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's the least of its problems. It's a mess of a film. Jennifer Yuh Nelson never directed a film before, and it shows in everything regarding story, tone, comedy and pacing

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >shows in everything
              Considering the only person that hates it is a crying, nitpicking little b***h, I'd say she did a damn fine job.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Like Domee before Domee, albeit on a much smaller scale.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i think she made one of Dreamworks' worst. They should've chosen someone experienced

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >i think she made one of Dreamworks' worst
                We know she made one of Dreamworks's best films, damn good for a newbie.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                literally one of my least favorite CG films ever. 81 mins of unfunny jokes, thin storytelling, repetitive action and stale drama. Also, that peawiener was neither sympathetic or charismatic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Causes a annoying gay to ape out and make shit up about it
                Man, I love this film more and more. A modern Classic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >or charismatic
                wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                he was a prick

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >They should've chosen someone experienced
                she was head of story for the first movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                so what? Heading a group of storyboarders isn't the same as being the sole director of a movie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, it's a bigger role, one she did exceedingly well at.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                we watched different movies. This pointless conversation is over

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This pointless conversation is over
                Pussy ass little b***h.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                NO BALLS

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Shrek
    >directors : Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
    >producer : Aron Warner

    >Shark Tale
    >directors : Bibo Bergeron, Vicky Jenson, Rob Letterman
    >producer : Bill Damaschke

    >Madagascar
    >directors : Eric Darnell, Tom McGrath
    >producer : Mireille Soria
    such good movies. Perfect mix of edge and charm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Will you watch Skydance's Spellbound based on the fact that Jensen's directing it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you bet. She is great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Jenson deserves credit for Shrek and Shark Tale, but so do Adamson and Bergeron. They were just as important

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sharktalegay is here...

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i know the storyboarders of Madagascar 1 didn't return for 2 and 3, hence the different writing style. Storyboarders are the real writers of these films and most Dreamworks films

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >1998 : Antz, The Prince of Egypt
    >2000 : The Road to El Dorado
    >2001 : Shrek
    >2002 : Spirit
    >2003 : Shrek 4-D, Sinbad
    >2004 : Shrek 2, Shark Tale
    >2005 : Madagascar, The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper
    >2006 : First Flight, Over the Hedge, Flushed Away, Hammy's Boomerang Adventure
    >2007 : Shrek the Third, Bee Movie, Shrek the Halls
    >2008 : Kung Fu Panda, Madagascar Escape 2 Africa
    >2009 : Monsters vs Aliens, MvA Mutant Pumpkins from Outer Space, BOB's Big Break, Merry Madagascar
    >2010 : How to Train Your Dragon, Shrek Forever After, Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon, Scared Shrekless, Megamind, Kung Fu Panda Holiday
    Dreamworks went insane after becoming a publicly traded studio in late 2004 and partnering with Paramount in 2005

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken Run and W&G film don't count because they were made by Aardman at UK. Dreamworks only distributed them
      and as for that 2000 Joseph direct to video film, it was totally outsourced to a bunch of cheap studios rather than being made by Dreamworks in-house like the other 2D films

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bernie Mac was taken from us far too soon.
    It was just a throwaway role for him back in 2007 for the Transformers movie but the Bumblebee teaser gave it so much meaning.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn

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