>its a Garth Ennis story. >characters talk like this

>it’s a Garth Ennis story
>characters talk like this

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's not a normal person. The sound of his voice gives her an orgasm.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Garth Ennis' story
    >at least one guy talks about the military industrial complex

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i recall the The Boys ending had the military save the day and shit all over the supes right

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, turned out irradiated anti air rounds tore even the toughest supes apart

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why does Ennis complain that superheroes are all the same, and then write the exact same edgy gun-toting trenchcoat army man in every story?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's Irish and therefore constantly drunk.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the exact same edgy gun-toting trenchcoat army man

            It's Garth Ennis's self-insert wish-fulfillment character, like Terry Long was for some creepy sex pervert and Paul is for someone in Spider-Man editorial.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same reason Moore always returns to rape: it’s his trademark.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Like Moore, Ennis' work is actually all of the things he claims to hate

              You don't read Ennis or Moore.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
                >Miracleman
                >Lost Girls
                >Watchmen
                Alan Moore is a hack who can only steal the characters of better writers and write them getting sexually assaulted. He's on the same level as the average Ao3 writer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                All you're doing is telling everyone you can't read.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What do those 2 things have to do with each other.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              His MCs are always same and yet he complains that all capeshit is same. He is a hypocrite.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you think Tommy Monaghan, Jesse Custer, Frank Castle and Butcher are actually particularly similar characters?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesse and Tommy yeah, personality wise

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Billy Butcher is literally Punisher with superpowers Anon.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think Frank would ever rape women (his whole deal with that CIA chick) or threaten to kill children (Super Duper).

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Butcher is what Ennis thinks the Punisher should be.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't make any sense given that he already had his own free-rein run on the Punisher.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                I always got that feeling more with his personality, like he thinks that Punisher would be cooler if he wasn't American

                he's ennis' punisher as a scottsman

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                isn't Butcher from England, Hugie is from Scotland.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok, I get flying scottsman vibes from butcher but fair enough

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair, but you get what I mean
                >Billy Butcher watched his loved one suffer at the hands of supers and now wages his own personal war against them
                >Frank Castle watched his loved ones suffer at the hands of criminals and he now wages a personal war against them
                >both use graphic indiscriminate violence as they systematically kill their chosen group through either unrelenting violence, well crafted plans, or a mixture of the two
                >both rock the longcoat are Caucasian with black hair with a strong jaw and a head that looks like a square or a rectangle
                like they even have the same haircut
                >both are veterans who's career in war shaped them to become tough hardasses who were only able to escape their life in war with their family for a brief while before falling back into war after their civilian life fell through
                Like its fairly obvious Butcher is a Punisher type character given all the other Boys characters are parodies of one or another. Even Billy being killed at the end of the story falls in line with Ennis believing Frank eventually needs to get put down at the end of his Frankening by either himself or somebody else.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you think Tommy Monaghan, Jesse Custer, Frank Castle and Butcher are actually particularly similar characters?

                Butcher is what Ennis thinks the Punisher should be.

                I always got that feeling more with his personality, like he thinks that Punisher would be cooler if he wasn't American

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically yeah he wishes Punisher was SAS lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, the ending is about Butcher vs Hughie.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Boys had a scene where Vought lands four dudes with machine guns on the X-Men's front lawn and kill 300 supers in 30 seconds. There's another scene where the second strongest superhero on Earth runs away because someone threw glass at him. Ennis didn't do a very good job of actually making the superheroes seem threatening.
        But in Ennis' defense, every time someone kills a superhero, it's preceded by someone else saying 'wow, good thing we have these super dense, depleted uranium anti-superhero bullets. We'd be fricked without those.' Even the finale had someone say 'wow, good thing Butcher had that superhero tracking device from Russia that lets our missiles lock on to them, we'd be fricked without those.'

        I don't think Frank would ever rape women (his whole deal with that CIA chick) or threaten to kill children (Super Duper).

        It wasn't rape, was it? It was just really rough hatesex. Because Butcher is a manly man and even women who hate him want him.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ennis is intensely pro-military.
        Especially average grunts.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's a Garth Ennis story

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No doubt Hughie's tendency to mope and turn inwards is a source of frustration to many readers, all used to comic heroes who learn from experience and develop into fully-rounded characters ready to handle anything. In my experience this is like no one who's ever existed in real life; even the most capable people either maintain or eventually return to their essential flaws. I doubt any twenty-something lad unused to trauma and violence could simply absorb it straightaway, and if he did become hardened or inured it would be as a different, less sensitive person.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZACK SNYDER IS GONNA FREAK

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, another Hazbin thread.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >male character is raped and emasculated/sissified by another man and it's played for laughs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >LOL masculine man is dressed as woman

      He’s done this like 20 times.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously why is this such a staple in his comics. Is it his fetish?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 10 times it happened.

      >LOL masculine man is dressed as woman

      He’s done this like 20 times.

      Proof?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean Americanism, Nazism, and Capitalism are hyper masculine ideologies so emasculation is the easy way to beat them.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Beat them, or just beat down the populace?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >man pees his pants with a visible puddle
      >big tough guys who laugh a lot but are actually super dangerous
      >EXTREMELY horny strong women
      what else
      what else

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because when Ennis tries to write actually lighthearted stories he's pretty good at it. Dude's definitely at his best when he has to tardwrangle himself a bit. Punisher and Hitman being pretty good are partially because of that. The Boys and Crossed are undoubtedly the worst things I've ever read, though. Probably a nice guy in real life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he is no doubt a peeping tom or some kind of voyeur cuck.
      every comic he makes has lengthy instances of characters viewing sexual stuff through binoculars. Its so frequent thats its practically part of his every setup.
      >guys with binoculars view distant thing, probably sexual
      >they talk for an entire page
      >surprise the threat is closer that it appears
      >repeat

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like Moore, Ennis' work is actually all of the things he claims to hate

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im not sure why I feel like Im the only one who sees hes a hacky mofo with some funny comedy skits and a lot of cringe moments. punisher max was good doe

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ennis is really just the comic book equivalent of George Lucas. When he's on the ball, he's good. Great even. But he desperately needs a tard wrangler next to him to keep him in check and make sure his more out there shit doesn't come out, and that's how we get peak Frankening in Punisher MAX, even with the occasional random capebashing and FRICKIN' OIRELAND sprinkled in there. Let Ennis out of his leash however, and we get slop like Crossed.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot the deleted scene where the ewoks raped leia and Han infront of a butchered c3po

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Punisher let Microchip live?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The spooks he was working with were bringing drugs into the country. In Frank's defense he did give him a chance to run

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know what you're trying to say but no one wants to read a garth ennis story where characters DONT talk like that

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jennifer Blood is a comic Ennis wrote for Dynamite. He leaves the series after issue 6 and Al Ewing deconstructs it in a way that is to some extent a commentary on Ennis's style of writing.

    So people who like talking about Ennis's style of writing on here would like it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ewing is even worse than Ennis.

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