It's about time.

Finally a Star Wars with modern sensibilities!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >modern
    >long long ago
    >other galaxy far, far away

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use my correct pronouns or I'll have to go Anakin Skywalker on your ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >modern day hairstyle thousands of years ago long long ago

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine releasing this still as promo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not as a porno

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    me on the right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good to see Maggie Gyllenhaal is still getting work.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know it's well past this point and none of the liberals give a shit anyways but what the frick was wrong with the prequels that warranted a need for "modern sensibilities"? Was the fact that there wasn't a full frontal gay sex scene really that homophobic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it needs an experimental genetic dumpster mutt with stinky hairstyle and a mysterious gender chink after full facial reconstruction surgery

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coallennials seethed so hard at the prequels, they decided to make this lmao.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >prequel's prequel
    this is so tiresome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least it's not doing the Scooby-Doo "here's a third origin story movie that's not compatible with the others".

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Modern = white male bad"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diversity listed twice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's important chud.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not pro-war
      Yeah, can’t have any wars in Star Wars.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Except there's a little problem they've likely realised; there is no white male in Acolyte.
      Who on will be the villain now? How will the female characters be able to sanctimoniously lecture their ineferiors?!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >love:scope
      >wishes:everything out of scope
      i hate w*men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Actual ending
      Did nobody in that room see the irony in this?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ew gross!

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You know, if I had seen that exact trailer like 10 or 15 years ago, exactly as it was, I would been ecstatic. A show showing the origin of the Sith sounds dope, but dealing with Disney is like dealing with an exwife. She might still look hot ei have control over the ips that you like and occasionally make cool looking adverts for it, but then you remember what she really like behind closed doors.
    Knowing Disney is full of executive DEI leeches whose main job to tell creatives not to hire whitey and then there was the zoom with the crazy Karen who happened to have a trans kid and another pansexual kid (what are the odds?) who wants a third of future characters to be some kind of sexual deviant, really kills any interest in anything they make.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t it an interesting implication that these in-universe old eras then would be progressing away from modern sensibilities as time went on?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing with Bezos’ wiener ring of power. Apparently between the second age shown there and the third age in the movies there was a frickhuge genocide but nobody seems to have noticed

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another movie I won't watch

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They were very progressive back then
    Then they learned it was all bullshit and hurt everyone and decided to do away with that? Now I see why the era of the original trilogy is so captivating.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the further back we go the more progressive the story must become
    how did this backasswards logic become the standard?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks like Vince took a doodoo on his head

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only the original star wars was good. After that it was all DEI

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stenberg

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why doesn't the Asian Jedi Master have a Fu Man Chu mustache and a rat tail? I think that would be badass and funny.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that the squid game guy?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal Squid Game man
    >middle aged black guy with zoomer haircut
    >Written and produced by the woman that set other women to be raped by Weinstein
    This is going to be on a level of awful that is rarely seem, Book of Boba and Mando season 3 are going to be masterpieces by comparison.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >modern
    existing in the present or a recent time, or using or based on recently developed ideas, methods, or styles

    >sensibilities
    1. the capacity for responding to emotion, impression, etc
    2. emotional or moral feelings
    3. the capacity for responding to aesthetic stimuli

    so what is modern sensibilities then?

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