Finally a Star Wars with modern sensibilities!
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>modern
>long long ago
>other galaxy far, far away
Use my correct pronouns or I'll have to go Anakin Skywalker on your ass.
>modern day hairstyle thousands of years ago long long ago
imagine releasing this still as promo
>not as a porno
me on the right
Good to see Maggie Gyllenhaal is still getting work.
I know it's well past this point and none of the liberals give a shit anyways but what the frick was wrong with the prequels that warranted a need for "modern sensibilities"? Was the fact that there wasn't a full frontal gay sex scene really that homophobic
it needs an experimental genetic dumpster mutt with stinky hairstyle and a mysterious gender chink after full facial reconstruction surgery
Coallennials seethed so hard at the prequels, they decided to make this lmao.
>prequel's prequel
this is so tiresome
At least it's not doing the Scooby-Doo "here's a third origin story movie that's not compatible with the others".
Modern = white male bad"
Diversity listed twice.
It's important chud.
>not pro-war
Yeah, can’t have any wars in Star Wars.
Except there's a little problem they've likely realised; there is no white male in Acolyte.
Who on will be the villain now? How will the female characters be able to sanctimoniously lecture their ineferiors?!
>love:scope
>wishes:everything out of scope
i hate w*men
>Actual ending
Did nobody in that room see the irony in this?
ew gross!
You know, if I had seen that exact trailer like 10 or 15 years ago, exactly as it was, I would been ecstatic. A show showing the origin of the Sith sounds dope, but dealing with Disney is like dealing with an exwife. She might still look hot ei have control over the ips that you like and occasionally make cool looking adverts for it, but then you remember what she really like behind closed doors.
Knowing Disney is full of executive DEI leeches whose main job to tell creatives not to hire whitey and then there was the zoom with the crazy Karen who happened to have a trans kid and another pansexual kid (what are the odds?) who wants a third of future characters to be some kind of sexual deviant, really kills any interest in anything they make.
Isn’t it an interesting implication that these in-universe old eras then would be progressing away from modern sensibilities as time went on?
Same thing with Bezos’ wiener ring of power. Apparently between the second age shown there and the third age in the movies there was a frickhuge genocide but nobody seems to have noticed
Another movie I won't watch
>They were very progressive back then
Then they learned it was all bullshit and hurt everyone and decided to do away with that? Now I see why the era of the original trilogy is so captivating.
>the further back we go the more progressive the story must become
how did this backasswards logic become the standard?
looks like Vince took a doodoo on his head
Only the original star wars was good. After that it was all DEI
>stenberg
Why doesn't the Asian Jedi Master have a Fu Man Chu mustache and a rat tail? I think that would be badass and funny.
is that the squid game guy?
>Literal Squid Game man
>middle aged black guy with zoomer haircut
>Written and produced by the woman that set other women to be raped by Weinstein
This is going to be on a level of awful that is rarely seem, Book of Boba and Mando season 3 are going to be masterpieces by comparison.
>modern
existing in the present or a recent time, or using or based on recently developed ideas, methods, or styles
>sensibilities
1. the capacity for responding to emotion, impression, etc
2. emotional or moral feelings
3. the capacity for responding to aesthetic stimuli
so what is modern sensibilities then?