It's actually fricking good, LMAO

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its alright. Its marketed as an erotic thriller film, yet its no sexier than your average American Pie sequel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At this point, nobody except Brian De Palma or Paul Verhoeven should be allowed to make an erotic thriller.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure this descriptor works for most people, but I've probably spent more time watching American Pie scenes than actual porn on most porn sites. Really doesn't tell me specifically a whole lot about the movie's quality in that regard.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only two problems with it is obviously the gay shit but also not letting Zendaya go full nude. The soundtrack is pretty good though.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just waiting for the sex scene, that's about it.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    white boy summer is upon us

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it is, Luca is a kino slinger

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That nose is huge

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shill

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Potion Seller shows up on set and tells Zendaya to give the camera the "autism leer"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      aren't these two brothers in the movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gay passion is a joke, just as Zoomers like it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quintessential zoomer cinema

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is this gay shit? You queers like this shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zendaya boyfriends are actually fricking gay hmmm

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was actually one of the only good scenes in the movie kek

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she smiling like that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That a long ass kiss ew
      I thought we was going to see zendaya get train ran on her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yuck. Who wants to see 3 guys making out besides gays?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sydney Sweeney and Jennifer Lawrence would never

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This looks so fricking forced.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >going to the cinema in 2024 be like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JFC…

      Racemixing AND gay sex all in one scene. Bravo, woke Hollywood, in making modern movies fricking unwatchable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      maggots.mp4

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >.mp4
        Wrong container, bud. That's a webum.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They didn’t put this in the trailer because no one would’ve gone to see this homosexual shit if they did. Thank you for saving me from buying a ticket.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They marketed this as a spitroasting raunchy movie, but then turns out the shit is GAY. And then they wonder why did it flop?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >And then they wonder why did it flop?

          It was made for direct to VOD release on Amazon Prime but they decided to give it a theatrical run, it was never expected to make a lot of money.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >55m budget
            >DUNE/Barbie Level of marketing
            Sure homie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humiliation ritual, hollywood wants you gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they have to ruin every fricking movie? Can’t we have one good thing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weimar tier

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man who thought it was all so tiresome discovers it is even more tiresome than previously thought possible

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This was directed by the same gay that made "Call Me By Your Name". In "Bones and All" he forced in a gay scene where Timothee Chalamet jerks off a guy who was a woman in the book where there was no sex scene. He can't help himself, this probably wasn't even in the script.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly this, the homosexual director has the mind of a 16 year old twink, he just can’t help himself but include shit like this in his movies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watchlist updated

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He also added a troony in the Suspiria remake after making the dance academy women-only (original was co-ed). He does this shit in every movie apparently

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He also added a troony in the Suspiria remake after making the dance academy women-only (original was co-ed). He does this shit in every movie apparently

        Guadagnino is gonna be exposed as Harvey 2.0 but with little twinks

        I feel like the older gay couple in the movie with one of them wanting to frick the lead was a shameful self insert from the director. A sort of humiliation ritual or something.

        Exactly this, the homosexual director has the mind of a 16 year old twink, he just can’t help himself but include shit like this in his movies

        >the homosexual director has the mind of a 16 year old twink
        Dude is a 50 year old who probably wants to frick 16 year old twinks. Call Me by Your Name is essentially a gay version of e-girlta. Dude also seems to have a thing for gay incest relationships.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cast a hot little black twink instead of zendaya
      >movie is now a 10/10 instead of 3/10
      I am here all day Hollywood

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should have let Hitler win the war

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Holland dick in DIAMONDS watching this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's acting

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should've been me and him instead

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hecking heck look at that

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was two great scenes in this flick and the rest was a cringe fest. You know that meme of Gal Gadot walking around trying to look sexy in one of the Fast and Furious movies and all the extras behind her actually look way hotter, that's this movie when it came to Zenyada. The two love intrests gaze at her like she's some kind of unreachable sex icon, but every other extra she passes by actually look really hot. I'm not even exaggerating.

    One of the good scenes involves the two dudes kissing. That was actually kinda hot, no homo. Movie would also be way better if they told it in chronological order, and all the product placement was laughable.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is that! Gee golly gosh.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Written by Potion Seller
    Of course its good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's actually real

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >potion seller is a homosexual
        I can't take this shit. Not after gosling getting bogged.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He isn't, he's married to some Asian broad

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anons idols are literally me guy and some low effort funny camera angle meme from over 12 years ago
          kek just wait until DOOR STUCK guy has his gender reveal party

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah it's strange
        theatre kids are always gay though so checks out

        He isn't, he's married to some Asian broad

        he's married to some korean chick that looks twice his age

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          His wife made Past Lives. He's practically a cuck

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Potion Seller movie when?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And that guy's wife is the woman who made Past Lives

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the part where she sucks off both the guys.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya’s in it so it’s by definition not good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sad but true. Luca going from Dakota Johnson to Zendaya as his muse is a colossal downgrade.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hope Wesssr again makes something out of it.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zendaya sings All I Want Is a Fricking White
    Why did they even shoot that scene?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not watching it

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed poaters have been giving writers equal billing to directors. Was that a term of the strike?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Zendaya show breasts in it?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See though I guess, like euphoria

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meh

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got (somewhat) dragged to see this but it was honestly really good. Zendaya has pretty much won me over.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guadagnino is gonna be exposed as Harvey 2.0 but with little twinks

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not. And buy an ad, you fricking mutt-loving shill.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why didn’t you like it? (Keep in mind you haven’t seen it)

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Complain about it being a cuck movie
    >Complain when it turns out to not be a cuck movie

    You people really are impossible to please

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll complain if Zendaya’s in it. Simple as

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it IS a cuck movie

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >teases threesome
    >no threesome

    Lame, how is this supposed to help my wife get in the mood to frick other guys?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly frick anal retentive Cinemaphile homosexuals. This movie had multiple scenes where I audibly uttered the word "kino".

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a kid, I lived with a qt with similar caramel skin still don't know what to call this skin tone because ebony is too Black person and they're usually not latinas
    She used to tease me and another white kid that also lived in the same house with her feet (unironically gave me a foot fetish) and was randomly trying to flirt with either of us when the other wasn't in the room. Went all the way to us making out and her sitting on my face, but I never went further because I knew she was doing the same shit with my friend,and probably other guys.
    Should I watch this movie or will it frick me up? I feel like I'm one of the few people that can relate to this shit, a little too much

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