I'm sure this descriptor works for most people, but I've probably spent more time watching American Pie scenes than actual porn on most porn sites. Really doesn't tell me specifically a whole lot about the movie's quality in that regard.
They didn’t put this in the trailer because no one would’ve gone to see this homosexual shit if they did. Thank you for saving me from buying a ticket.
This was directed by the same gay that made "Call Me By Your Name". In "Bones and All" he forced in a gay scene where Timothee Chalamet jerks off a guy who was a woman in the book where there was no sex scene. He can't help himself, this probably wasn't even in the script.
He also added a troony in the Suspiria remake after making the dance academy women-only (original was co-ed). He does this shit in every movie apparently
He also added a troony in the Suspiria remake after making the dance academy women-only (original was co-ed). He does this shit in every movie apparently
Guadagnino is gonna be exposed as Harvey 2.0 but with little twinks
I feel like the older gay couple in the movie with one of them wanting to frick the lead was a shameful self insert from the director. A sort of humiliation ritual or something.
Exactly this, the homosexual director has the mind of a 16 year old twink, he just can’t help himself but include shit like this in his movies
>the homosexual director has the mind of a 16 year old twink
Dude is a 50 year old who probably wants to frick 16 year old twinks. Call Me by Your Name is essentially a gay version of e-girlta. Dude also seems to have a thing for gay incest relationships.
There was two great scenes in this flick and the rest was a cringe fest. You know that meme of Gal Gadot walking around trying to look sexy in one of the Fast and Furious movies and all the extras behind her actually look way hotter, that's this movie when it came to Zenyada. The two love intrests gaze at her like she's some kind of unreachable sex icon, but every other extra she passes by actually look really hot. I'm not even exaggerating.
One of the good scenes involves the two dudes kissing. That was actually kinda hot, no homo. Movie would also be way better if they told it in chronological order, and all the product placement was laughable.
>anons idols are literally me guy and some low effort funny camera angle meme from over 12 years ago
kek just wait until DOOR STUCK guy has his gender reveal party
As a kid, I lived with a qt with similar caramel skin still don't know what to call this skin tone because ebony is too Black person and they're usually not latinas
She used to tease me and another white kid that also lived in the same house with her feet (unironically gave me a foot fetish) and was randomly trying to flirt with either of us when the other wasn't in the room. Went all the way to us making out and her sitting on my face, but I never went further because I knew she was doing the same shit with my friend,and probably other guys.
Should I watch this movie or will it frick me up? I feel like I'm one of the few people that can relate to this shit, a little too much
Its alright. Its marketed as an erotic thriller film, yet its no sexier than your average American Pie sequel.
At this point, nobody except Brian De Palma or Paul Verhoeven should be allowed to make an erotic thriller.
I'm sure this descriptor works for most people, but I've probably spent more time watching American Pie scenes than actual porn on most porn sites. Really doesn't tell me specifically a whole lot about the movie's quality in that regard.
The only two problems with it is obviously the gay shit but also not letting Zendaya go full nude. The soundtrack is pretty good though.
Just waiting for the sex scene, that's about it.
white boy summer is upon us
Of course it is, Luca is a kino slinger
That nose is huge
Shill
Kino!
>Potion Seller shows up on set and tells Zendaya to give the camera the "autism leer"
aren't these two brothers in the movie?
Gay passion is a joke, just as Zoomers like it
Quintessential zoomer cinema
What is this gay shit? You queers like this shit?
Zendaya boyfriends are actually fricking gay hmmm
This was actually one of the only good scenes in the movie kek
Why is she smiling like that?
That a long ass kiss ew
I thought we was going to see zendaya get train ran on her
Yuck. Who wants to see 3 guys making out besides gays?
Sydney Sweeney and Jennifer Lawrence would never
This looks so fricking forced.
>going to the cinema in 2024 be like
JFC…
Racemixing AND gay sex all in one scene. Bravo, woke Hollywood, in making modern movies fricking unwatchable.
maggots.mp4
>.mp4
Wrong container, bud. That's a webum.
They didn’t put this in the trailer because no one would’ve gone to see this homosexual shit if they did. Thank you for saving me from buying a ticket.
They marketed this as a spitroasting raunchy movie, but then turns out the shit is GAY. And then they wonder why did it flop?
>And then they wonder why did it flop?
It was made for direct to VOD release on Amazon Prime but they decided to give it a theatrical run, it was never expected to make a lot of money.
>55m budget
>DUNE/Barbie Level of marketing
Sure homie
Humiliation ritual, hollywood wants you gay.
Why do they have to ruin every fricking movie? Can’t we have one good thing?
weimar tier
Man who thought it was all so tiresome discovers it is even more tiresome than previously thought possible
This was directed by the same gay that made "Call Me By Your Name". In "Bones and All" he forced in a gay scene where Timothee Chalamet jerks off a guy who was a woman in the book where there was no sex scene. He can't help himself, this probably wasn't even in the script.
Exactly this, the homosexual director has the mind of a 16 year old twink, he just can’t help himself but include shit like this in his movies
Watchlist updated
He also added a troony in the Suspiria remake after making the dance academy women-only (original was co-ed). He does this shit in every movie apparently
I feel like the older gay couple in the movie with one of them wanting to frick the lead was a shameful self insert from the director. A sort of humiliation ritual or something.
>the homosexual director has the mind of a 16 year old twink
Dude is a 50 year old who probably wants to frick 16 year old twinks. Call Me by Your Name is essentially a gay version of e-girlta. Dude also seems to have a thing for gay incest relationships.
>cast a hot little black twink instead of zendaya
>movie is now a 10/10 instead of 3/10
I am here all day Hollywood
We should have let Hitler win the war
Tom Holland dick in DIAMONDS watching this
It's acting
Should've been me and him instead
hecking heck look at that
There was two great scenes in this flick and the rest was a cringe fest. You know that meme of Gal Gadot walking around trying to look sexy in one of the Fast and Furious movies and all the extras behind her actually look way hotter, that's this movie when it came to Zenyada. The two love intrests gaze at her like she's some kind of unreachable sex icon, but every other extra she passes by actually look really hot. I'm not even exaggerating.
One of the good scenes involves the two dudes kissing. That was actually kinda hot, no homo. Movie would also be way better if they told it in chronological order, and all the product placement was laughable.
What the frick is that! Gee golly gosh.
>Written by Potion Seller
Of course its good
>It's actually real
>potion seller is a homosexual
I can't take this shit. Not after gosling getting bogged.
He isn't, he's married to some Asian broad
>anons idols are literally me guy and some low effort funny camera angle meme from over 12 years ago
kek just wait until DOOR STUCK guy has his gender reveal party
yeah it's strange
theatre kids are always gay though so checks out
he's married to some korean chick that looks twice his age
His wife made Past Lives. He's practically a cuck
Potion Seller movie when?
And that guy's wife is the woman who made Past Lives
I like the part where she sucks off both the guys.
Zendaya’s in it so it’s by definition not good
Sad but true. Luca going from Dakota Johnson to Zendaya as his muse is a colossal downgrade.
Hope Wesssr again makes something out of it.
>Zendaya sings All I Want Is a Fricking White
Why did they even shoot that scene?
Not watching it
I've noticed poaters have been giving writers equal billing to directors. Was that a term of the strike?
Does Zendaya show breasts in it?
See though I guess, like euphoria
Meh
I got (somewhat) dragged to see this but it was honestly really good. Zendaya has pretty much won me over.
Guadagnino is gonna be exposed as Harvey 2.0 but with little twinks
It's not. And buy an ad, you fricking mutt-loving shill.
Why didn’t you like it? (Keep in mind you haven’t seen it)
>Complain about it being a cuck movie
>Complain when it turns out to not be a cuck movie
You people really are impossible to please
I’ll complain if Zendaya’s in it. Simple as
But it IS a cuck movie
>teases threesome
>no threesome
Lame, how is this supposed to help my wife get in the mood to frick other guys?
Honestly frick anal retentive Cinemaphile homosexuals. This movie had multiple scenes where I audibly uttered the word "kino".
As a kid, I lived with a qt with similar caramel skin still don't know what to call this skin tone because ebony is too Black person and they're usually not latinas
She used to tease me and another white kid that also lived in the same house with her feet (unironically gave me a foot fetish) and was randomly trying to flirt with either of us when the other wasn't in the room. Went all the way to us making out and her sitting on my face, but I never went further because I knew she was doing the same shit with my friend,and probably other guys.
Should I watch this movie or will it frick me up? I feel like I'm one of the few people that can relate to this shit, a little too much