It’s actually genius if you think about it
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Both will be trash tbh
Nolan only made one stinker (Rises)
I trust him
tenet is bad
explain why
not him but but it's a pretty weak movie
>denzel's son was a bad casting, he didn't have the charisma for those one liners, pattinson carried the movie hard
>the audio quality was legit awful, you have to turn on subtitles to understand what they're saying
>the antagonist is a cartoon villain
>the gimmick is cool at first but by the end of the movie it gets confusing
Safe bet that although both will be trash, barbie will be better
corporations are having strategies about every fricking hair that stands under them and you think it's a coincidence they premiere at the same time ? they gauge the loyalty of their customers and create fidelity by creating so-called competition where there is none
>corporations have strategies for every fricking hair that’s stands under them
So? Doesn’t mean that they are guaranteed to be good strategies. Just look at Bud Light, agree or disagree their recent infamous marketing strategy was objectively bad since they’ve lost market cap and it doesn’t seem to be trending back up anytime soon (let alone to pre-trans ad levels.)
Also, are you implying that people have real brand loyalty to stuff like Nolan/universal pictures? I mean, maybe, but god that’s a depressing thought lol
Marketing is 90% scamming your employer and 10% scamming your customer.
Marketing's M.O. of this millenia has been 'there are more people who dislike our product than who like it so we should do the opposite of what our customers want.'
Which absolutely moronic to any sane person but psychotic narcissists at the top believe they got their from always being right, so they choose the option that would be better IF THEY ARE RIGHT (which they are not).
I hate women
im going to get wasted and see both double feature, barbie first
Why are you watching Barbie? I heard it's for bitter man hating feminists
but the goose is in it T_T
Its 3 hours of Margot Robbie shaming him for being born with white skin and a penis, which he accepts is wrong
holy femdom kino
So what you're saying is I should skip Oppenheimer?
>mute barbie movie, enjoy margot-barbie-fem-dom
>mute oppenheimer, still got a israeli guy who created a post atomic horror landscape via nuclear weapons which necessitated MAD
Wait hol up....Barbie AND Oppenheimer? SAME day?? In theaters??? Okay, wow...consider my mind blown.
I was actually considering going to see Barbie until I saw the trailer. Just doesn't look that funny.
>it's actually genius that these two unrelated things by directors that people know are coming out on the same day let me tell you why AFTER I GET THIS FRICKING wiener OUT OF MY MOUTH
Frick journalists I went to school for it and graduated and hate the entire enterprise. I didn't use my degree by the way, I just didn't want to be an English teacher so I went into journalism in 2008, right at the cusp of when it was getting worse and worse until what you see today.
One's called Barbie, the other barbecues Japanese people.
Genius.
Nice.
I'm kinda curious what OP means too.
they're actually in the same cinematic universe. oppenheimer is the prequel where the bad guys win WW2 with nuclear weapons and barbie is the sequel where the bad guys have won and created barbie
>final scene of openheimer
>count down at nevada testing site nuke town filled with mannequin figures
>nuke goes off destroying and irradiating a town
>camera slowly pans in on one female mannequin covered in radioactive dust, still standing
>suddenly the mannequin opens its eyes as if alive before cutting to black screen!
>*im a barbie girl* theme starts playing
kino
It's stupid enough to make billions.
what is interesting is that both leads, cillian murphy and goose have said theirs was the best scrip they have ever read and both movies also cost 100M, weird coincidence
This is bad
My wife wants to see dumbass barbie and I was to see Oppenheimer. If I go to the theater and theyre out at the same time then of course she will choose Barbie over Oppenheimer.
I think ill go alone and say I was working
Why do people do this? Marry people they clearly don't enjoy being around with?
She had a vegana right there.
Right where?
All women do
False some women do not have veganas
Enough of them do that you don't have to marry one that's an absolute pain to be around
just watch both
It really isn't
Oppenheimer destroys the east.
Barbie destroys the west.
They have a point.
I understand why stupid people would want to watch Barbie but I do not understand why anyone at all would want to watch Nuke the Whales guy.
Yeah because they both are gonna BOMB
And only one will bomb
>after The Dark Knight Rises, every Nolan film has made less money than the last
>people still think Nolan's films are a big box office draw
Even if Barbie is shit it will easily make more than Oppenheimer.