It's honestly a good thing that they're just trimming the fat with the cast and not focusing much on the Five in the new movie.

It's honestly a good thing that they're just trimming the fat with the cast and not focusing much on the Five in the new movie. Aside from Tigress, they never had much narrative purpose nor any real agency.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are they going to be doing with Po's dad's?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're going to fight, obviously.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      written out

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nope. They were in the leaked scene and in the book.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuh uh

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They said the series is going to have a spin off trilogy, chances are that they're doing a trilogy about the Five

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      source?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Then why didn't they do that in the first place? Just have Tigress the only student of Shifu.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gag of having characters based off the animal styles of kung fu was too great.

      hmmm, I'm not sure they're refering to a spin-off trilogy. They're just talking about KFP4-6

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's honestly a good thing that they're just trimming the fat with the cast and not focusing much on the Five
    Is this supposed to be new

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay but counterpoint: Viper is best girl

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your point is completely invalid when you remember Tigress exists

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your point is completely invalid when you remember Tigress exists

      they're animals

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That can talk and wal..yeah vipergays got not excuse

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          3 words: living cum sock

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Girl animals exist in real life

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the fling frick can Po even go from the third movie? He literally became a demi-god who conquered death and came back to the Valley of Peace to preach his teachings of Kung Fu to the whole world.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think they introduced the plain fox anon

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Plain

        Something tells me she's going to be more goofy than we expect

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Plain face

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of those characters are only there because it's funny.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Tai Lung and everyone else insult Po by calling him fat? Pandas are fat by nature. Is there such a thing as a skinny panda that isn't warcraft fapbait? No, I don't think so.

    It's like insulting a snake for being too stringy

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw it is a racist insult

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pandas are fat by nature.
      So they're skinnyfat in their own way?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because judging by what 2 reveals, pandas are KNOWN of, but SUPER-rare, to the point where people don't know they're naturally fat.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly were their personalities?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiger had an inferiority complex, but mellowed out.

      Mantis is sardonic.

      Monkey is the joker.

      Bird is the caring beta-male and painter, the voice of reason.

      Viper is the girl.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why shoehorn beta male for Crane? He could kick your ass. He's beta for being a little bit awkward? They're all pretty awkward from spending their lives training to be masters instead of developing people skills.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Aside from Tigress, they never had much narrative purpose nor any real agency.
    unfortunately true

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not just a big fat panda.. I'm THE big fat panda!

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replace Po with female
    there are honestly easier ways to kill off a franchise
    like not making a new movie, you'll even save money

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying they're not gonna make a frick ton of money from this.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    First pages of the Kung Fu Panda 4 book are out online

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is this official? I remember seeing a stingray in the trailer.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's official:

              https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/Kung-Fu-Panda-4-Movie-Novel/June-Day/Kung-Fu-Panda-4/9781524889609

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >In b4 muh spoilers

                It's a kid movie no one gives a shit

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                All I care is if it confirms the leaks

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, nice, thanks for sharing then.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully, this is the last convulsion of the celebrity being a voiceactor to get put on the billing of all the trailers. Because they include characters like this that ultimately have little to no personality or plot connection, banking on the guest stars voice-overs being about as good as a wet towel.

    Sometimes it works out, and you get a Lucy Liu. But Cross, Rogen, and Jackie are just... Cross and Rogen just are terrible line readers, and there's a reason Jackie didn't voice himself in his own cartoon.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is that it's like a Power Rangers movie that's only about the Red Ranger.
    Like Lord of the Rings, but only about Frodo.
    Like Sonic Adventure but with only one playable character.
    Like The Lego Movie, but it doesn't give depth to the supporting cast.
    Your supporting characters are just as important as your main. Neglect them, and reap the consequences.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Like Sonic Adventure but with only one playable character.
      That would've been a great thing though.
      Or just have all the characters the same gameplay style.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tigressgays on suicide watch

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