>It’s not what you think, Anon!
what would you do?
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>Its not what you think, Anon!
>It’s not what you think, Anon!
what would you do?
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>nostalgia critic voice: KEKED by a DUCK?!?
It’s the ultimate Gen X fantasy
Every Gen Xer in the world has had sex.
You have not, and probably never will.
You sound butthurt. Did I hit a nerve, grandpa?
>reads sex
>immediately thinks 'butthurt'
I stand corrected, you have been fricked.
ok genxer
Gen Xers and Milennials are literally the children of boomers. All of their kids (Gen Alpha) are complete morons who aren’t even literate. They’re the perfect goyim. Thank God I’m from the silent generation
>silent generation
Yeah I highly doubt a 90 year old is browsing Cinemaphile you fricking moron. Go LARP elsewhere.
im 88 and still shitposting on Cinemaphile fr fr sorry not sorry still gonna talk like a zoomer cuz im a cool 88 year old!
on god are you me broseph? no cap but I dropped my 88th birthday last week
i deadass wanna frick my live-in fat jamaican nurse fr fr, next time she emptys my bedpan im finna to make my move na'm sayin, WORD!
the only places 70 and over crowd goes to discuss stuff online is facebook thats become the racist trump loving boomer stomping grounds on the net funny how that happened, back in the late 2000s and early 2010s it was the cool new young people hangout that replaced myspace now its just where old maga fricks gather to complain about biden and transfolk
Racism isn’t a real word. It was made up by bolsheviks in the 1960’s to promote racemixing.
no it wasn't
Google it, moron.
I have and you're wrong.
I've experienced the love and feel of a vegana on my penis and you're going to jerk off while looking at your phone you b***h homie. I'm reporting you to Hiro
It would have been funny if the dad character had trapped that duck creature in an electric fence and shot him with a paintball gun. Then he takes the duck man to a circus to where it can be displayed and tortured in a cage for people’s amusement.
You sound insane
Meds
Least bloodthirsty republican
IS THAT A FREAKS REFERENCE?!?
I can’t imagine the mental torment of being apart of the circus. That sounds like pure hell
>duck man
Kek, have you even seen the movie or are you just bothered by the 90’s Aesthetics?
which way does her virgina corkscrew I wonder
Time for some peking duck.
There isn't a law stipulating you cannot have sex with anthropomorphic ducks so no crime was committed. I rest my case.
I own a house and a cottage.
No man who regularly fricks wears button down pajamas so they are clearly covering something else up. Maybe smoking a joint
Roast duck
Is that Lea Thompson?
there was this music video or sketch or commercial on TV in the mid 2000s that I vaguely remember. Some guy gets cucked by like a anthropomorphic rabbit or some kind of animal. This actually kinda scarred me as I was so upset about it.
Does anyone remember wtf this was?
God I miss small tight butts
so later she finds feathers in the bed and acts weird about it. did he cum feathers?
BITCH!!! ARE YOU FOR REEEEAAAALLLL
Imagine having George Lucas at the height of his powers and Marvel's extensive list of IP and the movie you choose to make is fricking Howard the Duck.
if it's any consolation, having to sell his animation wing after this collosal frickup led to pixar getting started.
This movie killed the carrers of Gloria Katz and William Huyck. Look up their credits before this.
Everyone thought HTD was great until redditlettermedia started their vendetta against Lucas