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>It’s not what you think, Anon!
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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nostalgia critic voice: KEKED by a DUCK?!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the ultimate Gen X fantasy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Every Gen Xer in the world has had sex.
        You have not, and probably never will.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You sound butthurt. Did I hit a nerve, grandpa?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >reads sex
            >immediately thinks 'butthurt'
            I stand corrected, you have been fricked.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              ok genxer

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gen Xers and Milennials are literally the children of boomers. All of their kids (Gen Alpha) are complete morons who aren’t even literate. They’re the perfect goyim. Thank God I’m from the silent generation

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >silent generation
                Yeah I highly doubt a 90 year old is browsing Cinemaphile you fricking moron. Go LARP elsewhere.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                im 88 and still shitposting on Cinemaphile fr fr sorry not sorry still gonna talk like a zoomer cuz im a cool 88 year old!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                on god are you me broseph? no cap but I dropped my 88th birthday last week

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i deadass wanna frick my live-in fat jamaican nurse fr fr, next time she emptys my bedpan im finna to make my move na'm sayin, WORD!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                the only places 70 and over crowd goes to discuss stuff online is facebook thats become the racist trump loving boomer stomping grounds on the net funny how that happened, back in the late 2000s and early 2010s it was the cool new young people hangout that replaced myspace now its just where old maga fricks gather to complain about biden and transfolk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Racism isn’t a real word. It was made up by bolsheviks in the 1960’s to promote racemixing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no it wasn't

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Google it, moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I have and you're wrong.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've experienced the love and feel of a vegana on my penis and you're going to jerk off while looking at your phone you b***h homie. I'm reporting you to Hiro

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been funny if the dad character had trapped that duck creature in an electric fence and shot him with a paintball gun. Then he takes the duck man to a circus to where it can be displayed and tortured in a cage for people’s amusement.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You sound insane

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Least bloodthirsty republican

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IS THAT A FREAKS REFERENCE?!?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t imagine the mental torment of being apart of the circus. That sounds like pure hell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >duck man
      Kek, have you even seen the movie or are you just bothered by the 90’s Aesthetics?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    which way does her virgina corkscrew I wonder

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Time for some peking duck.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't a law stipulating you cannot have sex with anthropomorphic ducks so no crime was committed. I rest my case.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I own a house and a cottage.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No man who regularly fricks wears button down pajamas so they are clearly covering something else up. Maybe smoking a joint

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Roast duck

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Lea Thompson?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there was this music video or sketch or commercial on TV in the mid 2000s that I vaguely remember. Some guy gets cucked by like a anthropomorphic rabbit or some kind of animal. This actually kinda scarred me as I was so upset about it.
    Does anyone remember wtf this was?

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I miss small tight butts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so later she finds feathers in the bed and acts weird about it. did he cum feathers?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BITCH!!! ARE YOU FOR REEEEAAAALLLL

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
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      Anonymous
  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having George Lucas at the height of his powers and Marvel's extensive list of IP and the movie you choose to make is fricking Howard the Duck.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      if it's any consolation, having to sell his animation wing after this collosal frickup led to pixar getting started.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This movie killed the carrers of Gloria Katz and William Huyck. Look up their credits before this.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone thought HTD was great until redditlettermedia started their vendetta against Lucas

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