It's ok to admit this is a Top 3 Star Wars movie all time.

It's ok to admit this is a Top 3 Star Wars movie all time.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it might have been alright if not for cgi Grand Moff Tarkin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might be a homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. While it makes sense for Tarkin to show up in some way, it would have been better if they'd had him appear in one of those grainy communications holograms like what we saw in the original trilogy, rather than try to have a first-generation deepfake character interacting in live action scenes with real people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tarkin goes hand in hand with the death star and it was chilling seeing him again. Deepfake technology has the potential to give us film concepts lost because of dead actors and you have to give respect for them taking the first step. He looks better in this vid.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day mouse shill

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >best of the shit era of star wars
    congrats...?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's garbage.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was boring since you pretty much knew the outcome. They insist on doing prequels and time shifts because they're devoid of creativity, all they can do is spoil and pollute.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Top 3
    So which original trilogy film do you think this is better than?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not sure I'd put it that high but I wouldn't put RotJ that high either, so not OP but that's probably your answer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's better than Rotj easily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ROTJ because he's a "finally a gritty Star Wars movie for ADULTS" manbaby

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t remember this film at all. It wasn’t stand out.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How they got the plans for the Deathstar was so unimportant that it wasn't shown in the original movies. And now with the sequels, getting the Deathstar plans is even MORE pointless because they make an even BIGGER Deathstar and then a thousand Death Stars, none of which can be blowed up like the original.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There were too many characters... so many were superfluous. What was the point of Donnie Yen or his gay friend? Jyn and the dude pilot were basically the same character, why even have them separate? All this did was water the characters down.
    Why did the super hateful anti-Empire black dude who the whole plot revolves around for half the movie decide to just give up and die right then? Do you realize how interesting the movie would be if he had come along?
    This movie was extremely flawed and pointless. It's just that you soijacked when Vader shows up at the end and the bar was lowered so much by the prequels and Farce Awakens and shit that you think this is great, when it is not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Donnie Yen or his gay friend? Jyn and the dude pilot were basically the same character, why even have them separate? All this did was water the characters down.
      CGI and costume budget, and Chinabux.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Couldn't they have just had Donnie Yen be a bounty hunter kung fu monk who believes in Force Buddhism or w/e and is like a calmer, spiritual take on Han Solo who has to reconcile his religious beliefs with bounty hunter pragmatism? Wouldn't that have been more different, complex, and interesting than him just being some blind dumbass who exists for 1 ebin scene? You could have saved money and not hired the black dude too.
        Couldn't they have just cut out the pilot and had Jyn be a pilot for the Alliance who has ties to black desert man and she struggles with having these cynical beliefs and thinking the Rebels are too pussy to succeed even though she is fighting alongside them? They could have combined the pilot with the Indian tech support guy, an idealistic engineer who defects. Bring along edgy black desert guy as the token evil party member, driven mad by his anger and isolation who is starting to break down and wants to die in battle because he's at the end of his rope and has started hating himself.
        There is a good idea at the heart of Rogue One but they just bloated it with needless shit and the movie is already needless so it never manages to overcome that. A pointless entry in a franchise needs to earn its right to exist and instead they filled it with a bunch of half ass token characters and the screenwriting was weak as frick

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >There is a good idea at the heart of Rogue One
          >"what if we made a movie about getting the Death Star plans"

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are there asians in star wars all of a sudden and why arent they fish aliens and why do they do stupid kung fu bullshit

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pretty good

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was pretty pointless and boring.
    Superficial Star Wars porn.
    Characters were all underdeveloped.
    It was also unnecessary.
    Darth Vader ending was embarrassing.
    Leia escaping straight from the battle, right under Vader's nose, makes no sense.

    But it was pretty. Nice vistas.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's an absolutely SHIT movie, and everyone who simps for it was just swayed by a few moments of good special effects and a few seconds of Vader kicking ass. Otherwise it's a Mary Sue fest with too many Deus Ex Machinas. TL;DR this film gay.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I started laughing out loud when in order to retrieve the blueprints for the Death Shit they had to play some kind of gigantic carnival claw game. I hope whoever wrote that was slain.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people who act like RotJ isn't easily third best are moronic, the scenes on tattooine and with Vader are some of the best in the trilogy

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fell asleep watching It, and I never do that. It was shit.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a little too generous. Still definitely the best disney-made star wars, better than 2 and 6

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    its easily the best Disney Star Wars product

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's my favorite one. I would argue all apart from Nu-Wars are good. I mean, they're kids' films, but still.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's definitelly one of the Star Wars films made in our times

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every Disney Star Wars movie has been shit, but Rogue One and Solo are unironically the best

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow what low standards you have

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I said they're all shit. Are you dumb? Which flick(s) out of 7, 8, and 9 do you think are better than Rogue One? Go on. Tell me.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a solid movie with a really kino Vader scene. I don't know that it should be considered great. Just goes to show how shit the rest of disney star wars is that a simple and decent movie is the best of the bunch.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >director churn
    >endless reshoots
    >crowbarred topical 2016 election one liners
    It's a low bar to pass, and people will stretch to extend it to even Solo. Mystical Chinaman sidekicks were originally going to be aliens, which might've made for something with the feel of a 'galaxy far far away'

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are 4 good star wars movies
    Episode 4, 5, 6 and Spaceballs. Everything else is shit unless you're a child

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else fall the for the trailer showing a tie fighter rising up from the edge of some walkway to menace a guy only to not have it be an actual scene in the movie?

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