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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A black James Bond makes a lot more sense than an Irish James Bond.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it actually doesn't. A Japanese James Bond would make more sense than a Black person.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah a ruined saga at this point makes more sense than Bond still going on in the next 15 years.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong Idris

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd they cast a Black person bond and used the guy in the op instead of elba they would be moronic

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elba is too old and too well known for someone who's never starred in a successful non-franchise movie. They'd be paying a premium for one or two appearances and no added boxoffice draw.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with black bond is that the only British actors that'll fit the role are too old to play him

    Guy in the OP doesn't fit the archetype whatsoever

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking any Black person is fit to play Bond
      Kys

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was cheap farm labour for a couple of years really worth it ?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is UK!

      They are post-war immigrants, not former slaves.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where do you think those caribbean immigrants originally came from?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          kingdom of dahomey, primarily

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest, would you rather have a black man as Bond or a white woman as Bond?

    >inb4 neither
    Yeah, I know and agree, but you know one of them is eventually going to happen regardless.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man 100%

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woman but only if she played her.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not even a Brit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think white woman would be more likely to blow up disastrously. So that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as her name wasn't "Bond" I would take Emily Blunt as 007 any day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're missing the point. They don't want to make up new characters, they want to get rid of all white characters

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Gives a choice between a White woman or a Black person
          >I pick the former
          >NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
          >IT'S ABOUT REPLACING WHITE PEOPLE
          Then why even list a white woman as a possibility, moron? Just say black woman or black man next time.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      neither

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the chick is hot and shows off lots of skin, the latter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always liked the theory that 007 and James bond was just a code name. Each new actor is the next spy after the previous retires or some shit. So I wouldn't mind a black james bond. If they wanted to do a female bond it would habe to be it's own thing, like 008 or some shit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the character is nothing special it's just a name
        >it's just a complete coincidence that they all have essentially the same personality, like the same alcoholic beverage, make the same quips etc.
        >they never refer to there being previous Bonds because... look they just don't
        >Oh yeah and I guess Blofeld and all the other recurring characters are inherited codenames too
        One of the most idiotic and depressingly cynical fan theories in existence

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >it's just a complete coincidence that they all have essentially the same personality, like the same alcoholic beverage, make the same quips
          No one ever said that. They were trained to act that way
          >Oh yeah and I guess Blofeld and all the other recurring characters are inherited codenames too
          Sure, why not?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only "Code" or assigned number is the number 007. The name James Bond is literally the name of the agent, and such has been proven countless times. Everything from the mentioning the death of his wife Tracy during the Moore and Dalton eras, and low-key during than Brosnan era in TWINE... also during the Craig era his parent's surname was "Bond" as shown on the tombstone. If they wanted a female agent to be called "007" it would be fine, but calling her 'James Bond' would be really moronic. She would have to be a separate character. Although, having someone else as 007 other than James Bond would be weird. It was strange enough in NTTD.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Midwit theory by people who don't actually watch the films.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        007 is just a number anyone can be 007 but there can only be one james bond who is an englishman.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't watch either but a Black person will accelerate Black fatigue

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would prefer a James Bond movie directed by Greta Gerwig about white, effeminate Bond who is checked by monneypenny about his privileges

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cast a white woman and watch it open to $10 million. Women won’t watch a male-oriented franchise just because you give the main character a vegana. This has been proven over and over again.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      white woman would be more interesting.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather the movie industry crash and I'll just make movies with AI thanks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll do you one even better.
      White woman as Bond and tall dark muscular black men with BBCs as her love interests (Bond Guys).

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about I just kill you.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would rather James Bond just disappear

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you say Black person man not only are you homosexual but also a bluepilled cuck homosexual. If you ever choose a Black person over a white person you're a moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black man. Straight up a woman is the single worst choice possible. It's not even a debate. It was like when they asked an American basketball player if he'd rather watch the WNBA or English Premiere League and he said the soccer and they asked why and he laughed and said "are you serious?"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        We’re not watching sports you dumb homosexual. At least a female can run the femme fatale angle.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not watching a woman pretending to be a man anymore, sorry goy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The whole point is she doesn’t need to be a man. A female spy using her femininity could be just as capable.
            Bond would use his charm just as much as his strength or wits.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              There's no such thing as a femme fatale. There are only Lola Montez-tier psychopaths who only get away with their narcissistic sadism because they're women and so they don't get killed like a man would be.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >A female spy using her femininity could be just as capable.
              James Bond isn't just a spy though. He's an assassin, a saboteur, and a soldier. He isn't even a particularly good spy, he routinely gets found out and has to use his physical capabilities to get out of tough situations.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not watching a c**t pretending to be a man in a James Bond movie, ever. End of story.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                She isn’t pretending to be a man.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick off troony. I'm not fricking interested in watching some 90 pound women beat the shit out of a 200+ pound, 6ft tall men. We've had every male hero archetype and genre that's popular with male nerds(fantasy, sci fi, action, etc) co-opted by the same tired as girlboss shilling. Enough is a enough.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Something something “guns”

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person Bond would probably be seen as more viscerally loathsome by the public, so that.
      Women are moronic and pay to see all woman power movies multiple times.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      White woman but only if it's a 70s style exploitation flick with ample nudity

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A black man, if he is elegant. And not some Black person with an agenda.
      Woman Bond is a massive nope, no latter what

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's already established Bond can be played by different kinds of bongoloids, the original character is pretty cosmopolitan and Scottish/Swiss.
      A woman Bond doesn't make sense to me, at that point it's a different character entirely. A charismatic British black guy could be good, in my opinion, they have black people since the 50s and he could still be a suave, alcoholic killer for the crown and fit into the same kinds of places and stories as usual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lazenby said the next Bond should be a woman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sir, she already took out our guards and is making her way to the conference room

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can see her playing a Bond villain ala pic related.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      black woman

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How big are the womans breasts going to be? How tight are her pants going to be? These are the only questions that matter.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Atomic Blonde is the definitive female Bond movie, so it can be done right

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well she didn't have big breasts so I disagree. That's just woke garbage until they release a cleavage cut where every scene she's in it's edited to make it look like theron has absolutely massive breasts.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      White boys are so anti black men that even for a male power fantasy series like bond, I suspect they could self insert as a white female bond more than a black male bond. Yeah, it's that intense. Like never underestimate the sheer hatred and insecurity that white boys have towards black men.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd just like to put to rest the idea that these movies have any continuity.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The next James Bond should be a monkey (a real one, I don't mean that as a euphemism)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering Bond is a womanizer and the Bond girls would most likely still be white, white woman. It would be less of a humiliation ritual.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black men. Not because it would be more believable or anything, I mean I guess it would be. But for me personally I want a bbc bond because I know it would demoralize the shit out of longtime white male fans of the franchise. And hopefully they'll make sure the love interest are all white girls too and throw in plenty of romantic sex scenes with them. For white bois that would be like throwing salt into the wound lol.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we just get a spinoff of Ana de Armas character

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Race > Gender

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be honest, would you rather have a black man as Bond or a white woman as Bond?
      Look how it's going for Dr. Who, the IP is deader than Disney

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      both will happen and then troony and then even worse so it doesn't really fricking matter because israelitewood is beyond repair and idgaf anymore

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thing should play every role in every single movie since we can't have big titted hot chicks on screen anymore.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A black woman. Accelerate.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man. Always. The woman will be gay feminist shit where she's stiff-faced and un-fun and small titted. No thanks.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    We must blackify everything. Why? Americans say so.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no. you people looked at america's racial tensions, crime rates, and race riots and said "hmmm i want that here in europe" and it was so. your country men did this, not americans.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm American. I didn't mean it literally. It's just that other countries emulate our countries. Pretty much every place is like a mini America, maybe just 10-30 years behind. Only slavs seem to be holding up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No business forces saw how it makes American population much more pliable and atomised in order to become better consumers and exported the mode to Europe by force, British people didn’t vote for this and anyone who opposed it had their lives ruined by the authorities who are just the enforcement arm of aforementioned international business forces:

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oi bloody yanks still forcing our brave footie lads to kneel after Americans stopped doing it 3 years ago innit

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        still my favourite was the womans team kneeling, and the nigerian opponent standing there like "wtf?!"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      America doesn't have open borders flooding with ethiopian rapists

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        True, it has open borders flooding with south american rapists and the black rapists are homegrown

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Americans say so.
      Jews.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe you morons watch this shit. James Bond is like star wars at this point. Don't you get tired of the same fricking shit every year?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't you get tired of the same fricking shit every year?
      >posts on Cinemaphile

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he spends his days on Cinemaphile
        embarassing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fell like this rumor has been going arround for 10 years now,and every single time they b***h. Like yeah it might, or might not happen. But just give it a rest even autism doesn't warrant this kind of obsession.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Idris Elba
    >Damn son, Idris

    We are living in a simulation

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. Nah
    From Kenya with AIDS
    Golddigger
    Basketball
    You Only Bail Twice
    On Her Majesty's Social Services
    Diamonds Ain't Shit
    Leave and Get Milk
    The Man with the Golden Grill
    The Spy who Mugged Me
    Mooncricket
    For One Night Only
    Octoroon
    A View to Steal
    The Thieving Daylights
    License to Drive
    GoldenRye
    Tomorrow, homie Dies
    The Dole is Not Enough
    Pay Another Day
    Royale with Cheese
    Dime Bag of Scrabble
    Eight Ball
    Spook
    No Time, Too High

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking gold.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >On Her Majesty's Social Services
      >Tomorrow, homie Dies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never Say Black person Again

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    we already know it's this guy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cast Aaron Taylor Johnson
      >they announce Helen Mirren as the new bond girl
      Perfect.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>they announce Helen Mirren as the new bond girl
        She was so hot in her prime. She would've been great in the Connery or Moore eras. She could probably play a good M now.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >damn son idris

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm starting to think that Fink wants Hollywood israelites dead... Kind of like a sacrifice to Moloch, to fulfil some prophecy or something.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me. i never have and never will watch a 007 movie. i did play goldeneye story on the N64

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo gimmie one of dem purpo' drank
    >stolen, not bought

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t watch these actors because it’s always about their race and not the show. I wish they’d learn their craft or get lost.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember his standup show called Raw or the other one where his aunt said "gooney googoo". I was laughing but i don't see now how that's a good joke. What kind of joke is that to just say someone said a weird thing

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What kind of joke is that to just say someone said a weird thing
      It's Dane Cook humor. The humor comes from the delivery of the story, but there's not actually a punchline

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly it would make no sense. If they were going to race bait for an English icon it would be a Paki.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it always black when there are 2 times more asian than black british citizens?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks complain by far the loudest and the most. You know, the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks burn down cities, pajeets rape and poop the cities.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile, Idris is like "stop calling me a black actor". Got to respect the man

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bond rides b***h on a scooter in the last one
    anybody who still cares about this character is either a woman or he experiences sympathetic periods from how much of a pussy he is

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I see is zest

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this dude going to play him?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally nothing has actually been confirmed. It's all hearsay at this stage from media sites. Michael and Barb said months ago that they haven't even began searching for the next guy yet.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was American until a few months ago. Almost spit out my drink when I heard him speak in his real voice for the first time.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically I would be more upset at Bond being American than black, and I'm an American

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the pride these people feel in being constant parasites who only take over and replace whites in all things white instead of coming up with their own anything.

    It's absolutely sickening. They literally live to take from other people, and feel nothing but pride for living that way.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do it because they know they can take your shit and you will never do anything about it. Humiliating whites boys is a high for them. Why do you think the moment a homie gets a white girl--the white man's most prized treasure--he takes her to a place he knows white men will be, it's because he wants to rub it in their faces lol.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >takes her to a place he knows white men will be
        Lol I saw this happen 2 weeks ago. Black men love to flaunt white girls around like they just won the lotto.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Controversial opinion incoming
    I don't think Bond should be a Black person, but if it is going to be, Idris Elba would be good. I will say this guy is a good actor
    >t. enjoyed Snowfall...except the finale, that was shit

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's this from

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My Big fat Hairy Arabic Wedding.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        3000 years of breaking

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You don't care about Juan Rico getting whitewashed in Startroopers and so you shouldn't care about this.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Time to die, Mista Bond.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damson Idris seems like a good actor but his upcoming film with Brad Pitt will make or break him I think. He'll either enter the big leagues or he'll become fodder for Jordan Peele hate white movies.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks zesty

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