https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11863903/amp/Jeremy-Renners-Hollywood-acting-career-no-longer-priority-snowplow-accident.html
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11863903/amp/Jeremy-Renners-Hollywood-acting-career-no-longer-priority-snowplow-accident.html
did they find his dick?
Hunter Schafer had it the whole time.
In his butt or mouth?
Both, unironically.
yeah, they had to excavate your butthole but they finally dug deep enough to recover it
'fraid not
I think its still possible for him to act without his dick. I hope jr changes his mind.
The israelites did this to Renner and gave Thor Maybe Dementia One Day to get them out of the picture.
>Thor: Maybe Dementia One Day
Is Taika Waititi directing that?
Bruce Willis actually.
but renner is a israelite. i guess he did do it to himself, so you are technically right.
Come out as a a troony
So no more Mayor of Kingstown?
Maybe they can have Bunny push him around in a wheelchair while his brother cries like a woman .
Dick status?
EVISCERATED
reduced to smithereens.
Replaced with a BBC
so you telling me he has a robotic BBC now?
It went to davy jones' locker
Why are they so quiet about the injury? We have the right to know
How’s Schumacher doing?
Wait did his dick really get ripped off?
it got eaten by a squirrel
You should have said raccoon. Squirrels are vegetarians.
>Squirrels are vegetarians.
Not dick squirrels. They eat dicks.
the squirrel accidentally ate it while gnawing on his nuts
Lulz
False. Squirrels are omnivores.
I hope he can still find happiness.
I’m sure the 80 million dollars helps. I look now it would me, I wonder how much amyl nitrate and Thai ladyboys 80 million buck will buy?
wtf they still have not said what injuries he actually got from the accident?
wtf?
Dude lost his dick, give him a break.
Translation: his range of motion is going to be fricked, and he will likely have a limp, so he won't be able to do action movies, so he has to have some excuse that absolves him from his pathetic physical state going forward. KEK.
>bad accident makes it so you can't do a physical job
>hurrdurr the bad accident is just an excuse for why he can't do a physical job!!!
What do you even mean by this? Are you legitimately moronic, or has the internet broken your brain?
Jeremy, post dick
>says the same exact thing the article does
>acts like it's a "gotcha" moment
Actual mental illness right here. Holy frick.
Thor returns bearing gifts for the Hawk man.
he lost his dick
Kangstown bros we got too wienery
Time for King of Mayorstown?
he got out just in time
the accident made him prove his manhood and once he's stimulated enough he'll thrust deep into filmmaking again
His dick got so butchered a Rabi wouldn't even suck it
>announce this on the day of Mayor of Kingstown season 2 finale
It's over
Imagine how bad it would have been were he not max vaxxed and bolus boosted...