ITT characters that were ahead of their time
Every young person I meet is some variation of Drexl now.
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ITT characters that were ahead of their time. Every young person I meet is some variation of Drexl now.
Sheeeeeit is dis wytboi day?!
nah man it ain't wytboi day
The whole movie is perfection. Somehow it is the perfect 90s movie and yet also feels modern and timeless. Tarantino's best film.
>Tarantino's
It was Tony Scott who made it, Taratino only wrote it and would have ruined it with moronic memes if he actually made it.
>Taratino ... would have ruined it
yeah it wouldn't have been as good if it were too tarantula styled.
fr tho
grab yaself an egg roll
got everything here from diddle eye joe to damned if know
This role is what proved to me what a great actor Gary Oldman was
I think he's actually my fav actor
he just did a bad impression of a black guy. literally nothing special
it wasn't a bad impression of a black guy, it was a great impression of a wigger trying to be black
check out the vicious-type voice wincott uses in strange days
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I think I've seen this movie once or twice, and I never remember shit about it. Couldn't even tell you what it's about.
i saw this movie brought up on this board periodically. finally watched it last year. its great. well ahead of its time. i don't know why it isn't discussed more.
Not at all. He made me believe he was a white Rastafari. kino actor
>starring:
>chet hanks as DREXL®
This movie is great. My wife an I watched it on the day we officially decided to be official and now we watch it every anniversary of that day.
I have the same thing but with Silence of the Lambs. We first kissed during the nightvision scene. Kino.
He looks like Al Jourgensen
literally me ong
he offed drexel too fast. he should have lasted until the 3rd act. his scenes were great
>coming this summer
>DREXL®: A TRUE ROMANCE SAGA™
"I need an ambulance"
>Clarence heads to the sound of the qt girl he just had awesome sex with crying on his balcony outside
Clarence: What is it? Are you cryin'? What'd I do? Did I do somethin'?
>Alabama: You didn't do nothin'.
C: What is it?
>A: I have something I gotta tell you. I didn't just happen to be at that theater. I was paid to be there.
C: You were paid to be there? Are you a theater checker? You get paid to check up... on the box office girls, make sure they're not ripping the place off?
>A: I'm not a theater checker. I'm a call girl.
C: You're a prostitute?
>A: *ANNOYED* No, I'm a call girl, and there's a difference.
>A:*SNIFFLES* Here it goes. You know the place you took me last night, the place you work?
C: Heroes for Sale?
>A: You got a boss, right?
C: Yeah.
>A: What's his name?
C: Lance.
>A: That's him. He called the place where I work. He ordered a girl for you. He said he wanted you to get laid, seein' you didn't get out much and it was your birthday and all. He wanted me to act like I just showed up. How did he know you were gonna be at that theater?
C: Uh, well, I go to the movies every year on my birthday. In fact, he called me up this week to find out what my birthday movie was gonna be.
>A: You're not mad?
C: No, man. I can't tell you-- That's one of the best times I ever had. It was. I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you didn't have a dick.
>A: Stop being so fricking calm about all this! Go look in your house! There's a note on your TV. It says "Dear Clarence," 'cause I couldn't write any more. So I just said, "Alabama, come clean and just tell him what's what. And if he tells you to go back to Drexl and frick yourself, then go back and frick yourself."
C: Drexl? What's a Drexl?
>A: Please shut up! I'm trying to come clean, okay?! I've been a call girl for exactly four days, and you're my third customer! I want you to know that I am not damaged goods. I'm not what they call in Florida "white trash." I'm a really good person. And when it comes to relationships, I'm 100%... I'm 100% monogamous.
C: You stay with one guy?
>A: Exactly... If I'm with you, then I'm with you, and I don't want anybody else. Now, I gotta tell you something else. When you said last night... was one of the best times you ever had, did you mean physically?
C: Well, yeah. Yeah, but I'm talking about the whole night. I mean, I never had as much fun with a girl as I had with you in my whole life. It's true. You like Elvis. You like Janis. You like kung fu movies. You like The Partridge Family. Star Trek.
>A: *LAUGHING* Actually, I don't like The Partridge Family.That was part of the act.
>A: Clarence-- and I feel really goofy saying this...after only knowing you one night... and me being a call girl and all-- but I think I love you.
C: Wait a second. Look, I've been tryin' to keep this whole thing in perspective. You just said you love me. Now, if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind... and let the chips fall where they may, and you're lyin' to me, I'm gonna frickin' die.
>A: I'm not lyin' to you, and I swear from this moment forth, I'll never lie to you again.
If he were around in 2023 he'd be a crypto investor