ITT Lesser Known Comic Facts

Post-Crisis Aquaman lost his virginity to a Eskimo woman while her cousin watched
Said cousin was Orm

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a sexy eskimo. Seximo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Won't be after she literally freezes her nipples off doing that.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would that happen? Artoor is there to warm her

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So post Crisis Orm was part Eskimo?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      See, Post-Crisis Arthur was full Atlantean and only raised by Tom Curry, his biological dad was an immortal sorcerer who fricked Atlanna, Orm's mom and at least one more woman
      As an aside, Pre-Crisis Orm was full human and New 52 Orm was full Atlantean

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Atlan also fricked Tsunami, the Japanese girl member of Young AllStars

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          She was so sexy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            She IS still sexy. Another one of DC’s great Asian milfs!

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not asian, but Atlanna is also a sexy milf.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa I didn't know Aquaman had actual leg fins

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's crazy DC haven't brought Koryak back yet. There's this push for diverse characters and he'd be one of the only Inuit heroes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rzjBWw1.jpg

      Post-Crisis Aquaman lost his virginity to a Eskimo woman while her cousin watched
      Said cousin was Orm

      Arthur got her preggers after one shot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a very virile man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because he was a villain.
      Also he’s not in continuity any more.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not by choice, right? He was a hot-headed rival for Garth, but he was made evil after he died and had amnesia.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Also he’s not in continuity any more.
        but everything is in continuity still at DC

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there anything in Aquaman's current history that would prevent Koryak from being made canon again?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. He was never raised by Porm the dolphin. Ocean Master was always Atlantean not Inuit.

          So Koryak doesn’t apply anymore. You could theoretically make him the son of the new retcon Golden age Aquaman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bring in a diversity character, you're just asking for the twitter witch trials to make up a reason to cancel you. doesn't matter if you're just as insufferably liberal as they are, they're cannibals anyway

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want a native gf
    Too bad I don't live near a reservation

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stay away whitey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to say "white man" you larper.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will breed your women

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Cinemaphile
          >breeding anything
          I would have trusted you if you were Cinemaphile.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reservations are some of the saddest places in the world that aren’t straight up warzones.
      Honestly they’re all shitholes, but like cults as soon as you leave you’re cut off from everyone you’ve ever known in your life with no support network, financial backup or education/job experience so leaving is also a shit option.
      That’s why drug use, alcoholism, and suicide are massive issues on res - same with homelessness and crime for those who leave.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense since they are allowed to live there but don't own anything.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    She went from playing baseball to wanting to frick in 2 panels. Arthur needs to trade Mera in for Kako.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Teenage girl
      >Playing baseball in the freezing cold
      >With a cute guy who's apparently a walking heat source
      Can you blame her???

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He wanted to lose his virginity to Wonder woman though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if it was meant as a reference to that Merboy that showed up in the Kanigher Kid Diana stories

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kanigher Kid? are you talking about those silver age stories with wonder tot and stuff?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That was meant to be read Kanigher's Kid Diana stories, so yeah

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who wouldn't?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I really like Wonder Woman and Aquaman as a pairing. Wish it could be explored without them destroying the world.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can he use his powers to control his sperm?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A ton of Batman stuff since Pre-crisis Batman effectively operated with the idea that everything was canon compared to the other DC books that silently retonned things. Alfred raising Bruce after his parent's death wasn't a thing until post-Crisis, and before it he was raised by his Uncle Phillip and Alfred didn't join Wayne Manor until after Dick came aboard
    Thomas Wayne wore a bat costume for a gala when Bruce was a kid and the image helped subconsciously associate his father with bats, sort of retconning Thomas as the first "Batman"
    Bruce used a Robin costume early in his training with a Gotham detective
    He also didn't travel the world or learn with martial arts masters,he just went to college and trained himself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happened to them post crisis?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't appear in Post Crisis IIRC and retconned as Martha's brother and appears in Zero Year from the New 52 era retelling of Batman's origin. He(and his pre crisis counterpart) died sometime before the current era of continuity at any point
        Also forgotten, Thomas Wayne had a friend in pre-crisis who delivered Bruce and helped mentor him. He discovered Bruce's identity as well. His role was effectively changed for making Leslie Thompkins more prominent. I'm drawing a blank on his name right now but it was something like Doctor D____

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Makes sense; I was always perplexed as to why they kept the entire Wayne fortune as well as ownership of Wayne Enterprises under lock and key until Bruce became an adult. Or did Wayne Enterprises even EXIST back in the Pre-Crisis days? Always seemed weird that a full time doctor also ran a multinational conglomerate.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that Cerdian is back, how do you think Garth will react? Will it cause problems between him and Tula?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Aquaman is the only character whose post-crisis history was thrown out completely by the new 52 and never came back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I want his dolphin girlfriend back.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shazam as well.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't the new Waid run bringing back some older Shazam stuff?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically, now his complete Golden age history is thrown back in with a different character.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't they do this earlier with Neptune Perkins? Or am I thinking of another character?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Neptune Perkins was already an actual Golden age character though.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      DOLPHINS ARE RUBBERY NOT SCALY REEEEE

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before Ostrander's more well known book, there was a Suicide Squad in the 50s, as one of DC's non-cape features back then, Rick Flag originated there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This still gets referenced in a vague way as "Task Force X, the precursor to the Suicide Squad" and the Rick Flagg Senior/Junior thing

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fish pussy. fussy?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's so lucky. He gets to dig into this fat fish ass every night.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn frick a cute native girl you just met into the snow while her family member watches.

    Hurts man

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guy Gardner and John Irons were on the same college football team and good friends. Both were All Americans.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >two of my favorite characters played college ball together
      Holy shit how did I not know this?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jason Todd was originally blonde.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can see how Grant Morrison thought he was a redhead.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonder if Jason's bio mom Shelia being blonde was in reference to this

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before Superman II, Zod wasn't particularly important, he was just one of many Phantom Zoners, with the main one being Jax-Ur

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jax-Ur's recent obscurity is because he escaped the Phantom Zone and started ruining Superman's life from our reality.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact: Inuit men actually encourage other men to frick their wives. Not to engage in the ritual is considered shameful.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad they're all dying out

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lady Shiva, badass final boss murder hobo martial artist, is from Detroit

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how there's just one panel between him seeing her getting naked, and grunting balls-deep inside her.
    Man didn't waste any time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aquaman's always been a chad. He doesn't waste any time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    An Inhumans were doing mind transfer clone resurrection 50 years ago. Mutants also using cocoons is just the cherry on top.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, for all that X-gays (and non X-gays) b***hed about Marvel trying to turn the Inhumans into Mutants, they ended up celebrating when Marvel turned the Mutants into Inhumans

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know if this qualifies, but has there ever been a Kang that mastered magic/sorcery instead of just relying on technology?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hawkeye is the only Marvel hero to have been an official member of DC's Justice League.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did that happen?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hawkeye is Kurt Busiek's favorite Avenger and he wrote JLA/Avengers

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Despite their father being Magneto, Pietro and Wanda have basically no connection to their israeli heritage
    Specially once you consider that israeliness is matrilineal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Despite their father being Magneto, Pietro and Wanda have basically no connection to their israeli heritage
      He's not actually their father, didn't meet them until they were about 16, and basically showed up again when they were in their 20s, claiming to be their dad. And he's been an atheist himself since the 1950s. There's no reason the twins or Polaris would be culturally or religiously israeli, and no reason any of them would convert to the religion Magneto doesn't even follow himself, no matter how much his fans want it.

      It's annoying how even though MCU Wanda literally had crucifixes in her room, casuals keep thinking she's israeli because of muh Magneto.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now in all fairness to her, Eskimo pussy IS mighty cold.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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