Yes
See, Post-Crisis Arthur was full Atlantean and only raised by Tom Curry, his biological dad was an immortal sorcerer who fricked Atlanna, Orm's mom and at least one more woman
As an aside, Pre-Crisis Orm was full human and New 52 Orm was full Atlantean
bring in a diversity character, you're just asking for the twitter witch trials to make up a reason to cancel you. doesn't matter if you're just as insufferably liberal as they are, they're cannibals anyway
Reservations are some of the saddest places in the world that aren’t straight up warzones.
Honestly they’re all shitholes, but like cults as soon as you leave you’re cut off from everyone you’ve ever known in your life with no support network, financial backup or education/job experience so leaving is also a shit option.
That’s why drug use, alcoholism, and suicide are massive issues on res - same with homelessness and crime for those who leave.
A ton of Batman stuff since Pre-crisis Batman effectively operated with the idea that everything was canon compared to the other DC books that silently retonned things. Alfred raising Bruce after his parent's death wasn't a thing until post-Crisis, and before it he was raised by his Uncle Phillip and Alfred didn't join Wayne Manor until after Dick came aboard
Thomas Wayne wore a bat costume for a gala when Bruce was a kid and the image helped subconsciously associate his father with bats, sort of retconning Thomas as the first "Batman"
Bruce used a Robin costume early in his training with a Gotham detective
He also didn't travel the world or learn with martial arts masters,he just went to college and trained himself.
Didn't appear in Post Crisis IIRC and retconned as Martha's brother and appears in Zero Year from the New 52 era retelling of Batman's origin. He(and his pre crisis counterpart) died sometime before the current era of continuity at any point
Also forgotten, Thomas Wayne had a friend in pre-crisis who delivered Bruce and helped mentor him. He discovered Bruce's identity as well. His role was effectively changed for making Leslie Thompkins more prominent. I'm drawing a blank on his name right now but it was something like Doctor D____
Makes sense; I was always perplexed as to why they kept the entire Wayne fortune as well as ownership of Wayne Enterprises under lock and key until Bruce became an adult. Or did Wayne Enterprises even EXIST back in the Pre-Crisis days? Always seemed weird that a full time doctor also ran a multinational conglomerate.
Yes, for all that X-gays (and non X-gays) b***hed about Marvel trying to turn the Inhumans into Mutants, they ended up celebrating when Marvel turned the Mutants into Inhumans
Despite their father being Magneto, Pietro and Wanda have basically no connection to their israeli heritage
Specially once you consider that israeliness is matrilineal
>Despite their father being Magneto, Pietro and Wanda have basically no connection to their israeli heritage
He's not actually their father, didn't meet them until they were about 16, and basically showed up again when they were in their 20s, claiming to be their dad. And he's been an atheist himself since the 1950s. There's no reason the twins or Polaris would be culturally or religiously israeli, and no reason any of them would convert to the religion Magneto doesn't even follow himself, no matter how much his fans want it.
It's annoying how even though MCU Wanda literally had crucifixes in her room, casuals keep thinking she's israeli because of muh Magneto.
That's a sexy eskimo. Seximo.
Won't be after she literally freezes her nipples off doing that.
Why would that happen? Artoor is there to warm her
So post Crisis Orm was part Eskimo?
Yes
See, Post-Crisis Arthur was full Atlantean and only raised by Tom Curry, his biological dad was an immortal sorcerer who fricked Atlanna, Orm's mom and at least one more woman
As an aside, Pre-Crisis Orm was full human and New 52 Orm was full Atlantean
Atlan also fricked Tsunami, the Japanese girl member of Young AllStars
She was so sexy.
She IS still sexy. Another one of DC’s great Asian milfs!
Not asian, but Atlanna is also a sexy milf.
Whoa I didn't know Aquaman had actual leg fins
It's crazy DC haven't brought Koryak back yet. There's this push for diverse characters and he'd be one of the only Inuit heroes.
Arthur got her preggers after one shot
He's a very virile man.
Probably because he was a villain.
Also he’s not in continuity any more.
Not by choice, right? He was a hot-headed rival for Garth, but he was made evil after he died and had amnesia.
>Also he’s not in continuity any more.
but everything is in continuity still at DC
Is there anything in Aquaman's current history that would prevent Koryak from being made canon again?
Yes. He was never raised by Porm the dolphin. Ocean Master was always Atlantean not Inuit.
So Koryak doesn’t apply anymore. You could theoretically make him the son of the new retcon Golden age Aquaman.
bring in a diversity character, you're just asking for the twitter witch trials to make up a reason to cancel you. doesn't matter if you're just as insufferably liberal as they are, they're cannibals anyway
God I want a native gf
Too bad I don't live near a reservation
Stay away whitey
You're supposed to say "white man" you larper.
I will breed your women
>Cinemaphile
>breeding anything
I would have trusted you if you were Cinemaphile.
Reservations are some of the saddest places in the world that aren’t straight up warzones.
Honestly they’re all shitholes, but like cults as soon as you leave you’re cut off from everyone you’ve ever known in your life with no support network, financial backup or education/job experience so leaving is also a shit option.
That’s why drug use, alcoholism, and suicide are massive issues on res - same with homelessness and crime for those who leave.
Makes sense since they are allowed to live there but don't own anything.
She went from playing baseball to wanting to frick in 2 panels. Arthur needs to trade Mera in for Kako.
>Teenage girl
>Playing baseball in the freezing cold
>With a cute guy who's apparently a walking heat source
Can you blame her???
He wanted to lose his virginity to Wonder woman though.
Wonder if it was meant as a reference to that Merboy that showed up in the Kanigher Kid Diana stories
Kanigher Kid? are you talking about those silver age stories with wonder tot and stuff?
That was meant to be read Kanigher's Kid Diana stories, so yeah
Who wouldn't?
I really like Wonder Woman and Aquaman as a pairing. Wish it could be explored without them destroying the world.
Can he use his powers to control his sperm?
A ton of Batman stuff since Pre-crisis Batman effectively operated with the idea that everything was canon compared to the other DC books that silently retonned things. Alfred raising Bruce after his parent's death wasn't a thing until post-Crisis, and before it he was raised by his Uncle Phillip and Alfred didn't join Wayne Manor until after Dick came aboard
Thomas Wayne wore a bat costume for a gala when Bruce was a kid and the image helped subconsciously associate his father with bats, sort of retconning Thomas as the first "Batman"
Bruce used a Robin costume early in his training with a Gotham detective
He also didn't travel the world or learn with martial arts masters,he just went to college and trained himself.
What happened to them post crisis?
Didn't appear in Post Crisis IIRC and retconned as Martha's brother and appears in Zero Year from the New 52 era retelling of Batman's origin. He(and his pre crisis counterpart) died sometime before the current era of continuity at any point
Also forgotten, Thomas Wayne had a friend in pre-crisis who delivered Bruce and helped mentor him. He discovered Bruce's identity as well. His role was effectively changed for making Leslie Thompkins more prominent. I'm drawing a blank on his name right now but it was something like Doctor D____
Makes sense; I was always perplexed as to why they kept the entire Wayne fortune as well as ownership of Wayne Enterprises under lock and key until Bruce became an adult. Or did Wayne Enterprises even EXIST back in the Pre-Crisis days? Always seemed weird that a full time doctor also ran a multinational conglomerate.
Now that Cerdian is back, how do you think Garth will react? Will it cause problems between him and Tula?
I think Aquaman is the only character whose post-crisis history was thrown out completely by the new 52 and never came back.
Yeah, I want his dolphin girlfriend back.
Shazam as well.
Isn't the new Waid run bringing back some older Shazam stuff?
Ironically, now his complete Golden age history is thrown back in with a different character.
Didn't they do this earlier with Neptune Perkins? Or am I thinking of another character?
Neptune Perkins was already an actual Golden age character though.
DOLPHINS ARE RUBBERY NOT SCALY REEEEE
Before Ostrander's more well known book, there was a Suicide Squad in the 50s, as one of DC's non-cape features back then, Rick Flag originated there
This still gets referenced in a vague way as "Task Force X, the precursor to the Suicide Squad" and the Rick Flagg Senior/Junior thing
fish pussy. fussy?
He's so lucky. He gets to dig into this fat fish ass every night.
>ywn frick a cute native girl you just met into the snow while her family member watches.
Hurts man
Guy Gardner and John Irons were on the same college football team and good friends. Both were All Americans.
>two of my favorite characters played college ball together
Holy shit how did I not know this?
Jason Todd was originally blonde.
I can see how Grant Morrison thought he was a redhead.
Why?
Wonder if Jason's bio mom Shelia being blonde was in reference to this
Before Superman II, Zod wasn't particularly important, he was just one of many Phantom Zoners, with the main one being Jax-Ur
Jax-Ur's recent obscurity is because he escaped the Phantom Zone and started ruining Superman's life from our reality.
Fun fact: Inuit men actually encourage other men to frick their wives. Not to engage in the ritual is considered shameful.
I'm glad they're all dying out
Lady Shiva, badass final boss murder hobo martial artist, is from Detroit
I like how there's just one panel between him seeing her getting naked, and grunting balls-deep inside her.
Man didn't waste any time.
Aquaman's always been a chad. He doesn't waste any time.
An Inhumans were doing mind transfer clone resurrection 50 years ago. Mutants also using cocoons is just the cherry on top.
Yes, for all that X-gays (and non X-gays) b***hed about Marvel trying to turn the Inhumans into Mutants, they ended up celebrating when Marvel turned the Mutants into Inhumans
Don't know if this qualifies, but has there ever been a Kang that mastered magic/sorcery instead of just relying on technology?
Hawkeye is the only Marvel hero to have been an official member of DC's Justice League.
How did that happen?
Hawkeye is Kurt Busiek's favorite Avenger and he wrote JLA/Avengers
Despite their father being Magneto, Pietro and Wanda have basically no connection to their israeli heritage
Specially once you consider that israeliness is matrilineal
>Despite their father being Magneto, Pietro and Wanda have basically no connection to their israeli heritage
He's not actually their father, didn't meet them until they were about 16, and basically showed up again when they were in their 20s, claiming to be their dad. And he's been an atheist himself since the 1950s. There's no reason the twins or Polaris would be culturally or religiously israeli, and no reason any of them would convert to the religion Magneto doesn't even follow himself, no matter how much his fans want it.
It's annoying how even though MCU Wanda literally had crucifixes in her room, casuals keep thinking she's israeli because of muh Magneto.
Now in all fairness to her, Eskimo pussy IS mighty cold.