ITT: shitty fantasy maps
ITT: shitty fantasy maps
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ITT: shitty fantasy maps
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>one piece
>fantasy
>maps
>/misc/
>>>/a/
>>>/tg/
>not
>>>/tg/
pleb
>western area is called westeros
>eastern area is called essos
>northern area is just 'the north'
It must have taken 5 mins to come up with this
>North end has bears
>Calls it Artic
>South end has no bears
>Calls it Antarctica
Who wrote this script?
wait until I tell you about jamie lancaster and ned york and daenaris tudor
>Arid land WEST of the main mountain range
Hopefully weather for them moves east to west, otherwise martin is a fucking retard
>cares about realistic geography and climate in a fucking fictional world
found the /tg/ autist obsessed about worldbuilding (ie not actually building a world and the complexities of culture, trade, language and religion, but drawing climate, tectonic plate and wind pattern maps like a fucking aspie)
Problem bitch?
The Iron Islands have a cool-summer oceanic climate so it’s unlikely. Martin is just a retard, but if you think this is bad take a closer look at the economics in ASIOAF
>prize for a random provincial jousting tournament is equivalent to 3 massive landed estates
explain
Mountains stop humidity from crossing over, thus creating deserts
Not always
See Namibia
Tall mountains have “rain shadows” but that doesn’t always mean “desert” deserts are more to do with weather and wind patters
In Utah the arid land is west of the mountain range. It's the east side of the Great Basin.
It’s arid because it’s east of the Sierras ya dingus
Impressive, very nice!
Thats literally how the Andes work in Patagonia, all rain clouds from the pacific are spent there leaving only the mountains very green and then its just steppes
That's the southern hemisphere.
What's going on in ulthos?
We don't talk about Ulthos.
Post the real version.
Is this Westeloss?
>two rectangles
at least it's not almost earth
Bitonto alè alè
che cazz
Tbh, I think in world it makes sense that the map is a bit crap
>pythagoras and other Greeks lived over a thousand years prior
>knew the earth was round
>europoors still couldn't produce accurate maps
reminder this fat retard named the elden ring world "the lands between"
midgard
>the dothraki sea
>it's not a sea
>what's west of westeros?
what the fuck am I looking at?
shitty fantasy map
yea but what's the line in the middle? the equator?
The grand line, a sea current that travels around the entire globe and is the primary travel route. In goofy anime form the current actually converges at inverse mountain in the middle creating upwards waterfalls you can ride up the mountain and descend the other side. It’s neat
Randomly generated Civilization map
One Piece World Map. It's fan-created but the general principle is correct.
Mad how they deserved it
Hitler also deserved to lose and yet here you are still seething about it.
Why would I be mad that a non white got killed?
That was for Pearl Harbour bitch
One pearl harbor was not enough. Americans deserved 9/11.
Watch the hypocrite legions scream bloody murder at me for turning a mirror on their shit.
The government purposefully ignored Australia's warning about the fleet steaming towards Hawaii specifically to shift public opinion on entering "europe's war" which up 'til then was in the single digits. All it took was sacrificing the aging pacific fleet (WW1 leftovers, carriers strategically placed elsewhere) and 3000 sailors to get Americans to 90%+ support going to War overnight.
We didn't deserve Pearl Harbor our corrupt government let it happen in a cold calculated move to legitimize their desire to go to war.
Oh no no, my poor nipperinos
Why are gaijin so evil bros
only humans are capable of sin
Next time don't launch an undeclared war you perfidious nip subhumans.
America has at that point
>Seized Japanese assets internationally
>Blockaded Japan
>Gave massive supplies to Chinese communists and trained them how to fight the Japanese
When a country blockades and steals your money, you're already at war.
and did the big bad bully pick on them for no reason?
No, it was to provoke something to get America into the war for gnomish interests since ethe public was so strongly against it.
Saddest thing about this is that it wasn't dropped on Germany.
it was japan and germany were firebombed
nukes doesnt exist otherwise happenings like code broken arrow have become common by now
Literally nothing wrong with this. Two bombs wasn't enough.
Wrong, one should have been dropped on Berlin and the other on Moscow.
Japs deserved it, don't act all innocent now after the massive rape of babies and all the other shit you did during the war
SUCKY SUCKY FUCKY FUCKY
Unironically, why didn't Japan get radiation from those 2 nukes? Isn't that like the main deterrent from using them?
It… did?
the alternative was going to be the most bloody conflict in human history. Without the bombs, the Japanese would never have had surrendered without every citizen being armed with a sharpened stick and sent in waves. There are alt history books that go through the projections of the fighting on the Japanese Islands, Okinawa time a million. The bombs were a mercy on the human race.
Sure, but why drop them on cities? Demonstrate them on actual military targets and after that send an ultimatum to the Emperor that "you're next, bitch"
Japan is a small island, millitary targets are together with civillian in most cases. It's true today and I assume it was true then. Idk man, all I'm saying is that the alternative is a thousand times more suffering. The collapse of an entire hemisphere's population type shit
With that line of logic, why even drop it in Japan? Just show them footage of the tests.
Fake footage don't belive gaigin lies
Take up swordu for le emporer
Those cities were military targets Anon. They were full of military bases and military industry.
this. not to mention we had to deter the soviets and other commies to show the world who was boss
not sure about Hiroshima, but Nagasaki was one of the major bases of industrial production for the Japanese war machine.
I hate moralfags always trying to justify and rationalize everything terrible that happens, almost as a coping mechanism. Not everything needs to be shoehorned into an ethical framework.
It pretty much is a coping mechanism. I wouldn't even mind one myself. I was raised to believe bad deeds should be punished. Nuking civilians was a bad deed and no one was punished, and we don't even have anyone to punish anymore. I just try not to think of it and spend my life on the Internet.
its not even a question of morals. logistically sending your own troops to fight in a long bloody conflict is a bad idea when you can just straight up avoid it.
having millions of americans die pointless deaths would've built character
that sure yielded amazing results for the vietnam and afghanistan war
bro wtf is wrong with you, do you ever bother to question why bad things happen? Why humans not so different from you or I do evil things or do you just think "le bad people are le bad"
Actually for most humans it does which is we here religion comes from
You might be le special autist that can rise above but most people can’t.
See secular liberal western atheists inventing their weird woke morality to replace Christian morality
>the alternative was going to be the most bloody conflict in human history
The alternative was just accepting the surrender offers.
The bomb didn't even change anything for Japan. All it means is that they're helpless to stop one plane from dropping one bomb instead of helpless to stop hundreds of planes from dropping thousands of firebombs.
The myth of "either nukes or a bloody ground campaign" are so retarded on the face of it. Who buys that?
CIA CODE PINK CODE PINK VICTOR STETZKA NINER FOURTEEN
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>There are alt history books
Jesus Christ dude. Get your brain together
>There are alt history books
That's true. Based on analysis of Okinawa and Iwo Jima the US minted a million purple hearts in preparation for the invasion of Kyushu and Honshu. We're still using them today. Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, Afghanistan all together haven't added up to the casualties we expected to get invading Japan.
based nips.
my sister grew up loving the cute jap culture.
when she was 20 and roaming around town she happend across a historical exhibit on japan showing their antics during WW2 and had to leave feeling phisically sick.
>Without the bombs, the Japanese would never have had surrendered without every citizen being armed with a sharpened stick and sent in waves.
This is a LITERAL cope made up to justify the bombings. You have 0 evidence of this. It has never happened in history, It's simply something mutts tell themselves to pretend it was OK
this looks fake as fuck
It's real though
>t. guy who filmed this video
>AAAHHHH THE AMERINUKE JUST DECAPITATED ME
The holocaust was invented to justify this and other gnomish war crimes. Without the background of muh shoah the ww2 ~~*allies*~~ look like monsters.
Even with the Holocaust the Allies look like monsters. If you look at the number of people in India who died as a result of British engineered famines it averages out to a Holocaust EVERY YEAR. There's a reason people in India generally like Hitler: he was fighting against an empire which conducted routine genocides in India and which considered Indians subhuman.
The mushroom cloud is the most kino thing
Japanese so called "atrocities" was done against inhuman bug men. Chinese "people" and Korean "people" is an oxymoron.
Pearl Harbor was justified because America Worships garden gnomes, who are demons of lies and evil. At least Americans could have been considered human at that time. But today their masters have tainted their entire gene line with the blood of morons and Hispanics. Amd with the recent Oscars, they show that they now love the bugmen. America must burn for nippon dominance.
The French language is a disease, and so is everyone who speaks it.
Wrong, try again
Va te faire foutre
This is kino and based and there's nothing to convince me otherwise
Morrowind will forever stand as one of the all-time greats
N'wah
It's Catalan. Some redneck language in Spain.
seems kind of off topic for this board don't you think?
What's wrong with the Hyborian Age? It's supposed to be a lost age of the Earth and is intentionally riddled with anachronisms.
juan piss
Someone post that really really good map of Westeros
Is that a literal skull island there?
>Kong Hong
Art
>The Dothraki Lake
For me, it’s the stretch and lands of often autumn
>Austrios
>literally just Australia
kek
>With cities Brysbane and Darwyn
Brave Vince
>DeTroyt
>Darwyn
>no “Noww” above “Thenn”
missed chance
>Leng
>Innsmouth
Whats poppin fellow weirdos?
>Lands of Usually Winter
>Lands of Always Winter
lmao
this looks like it was drawn by someone who had never seen a real map in their life
there is more
is this real?
i never watched this gay show
No, it's a fanmade one. The only thing that is canon is the great brittain part on the left.
here you go
cant he be sued for this blatant infringement?
Who the fuck would sue him, God? Who owns the copyright for landmasses?
the king would sue him
As the CEO of ireland, I claim infringement.
I don’t mind this really essos looks retarded
I always imagined that the world was tidal locked which is why the south gets progressively hotter and the north progressively colder but whatever
Tidal locking would mean no day or night cycle.
juan piss and its consequences have been tremendous to tranime
oh cool pre-alpha khazaria build sneak peak. must be before the new 2040 worldbuild
>seanchan
this one has a good in-lore reason for being odd
These naming conventions are terrible
>The ———
>nonsense word
>earth but spelled different
Super gay. The geography isn’t as bad as Martins retarded map though
Don’t care. Actually I do what is it?
half of the magic users in the world were cursed by 'satan' at the end of the war. They all went batshit fucking insane. At that time in the lore, a person who is quite strong in the power could easily tear down mountains, bring new ones up, raise land out of the ocean and generally obliterate anything they wanted. This is the big reason why the map of where the series takes place has 2 large mountain ranges that are entirely straight and unnatural. Also the reason why the largest mountain in the world stands alone in the middle of a plain.
The entire series takes place in the part pic related, another reason why the rest of the world map looks odd, because it was given little thought.
Pic related is a WIP btw pls no bulli
>the mad lands
>create post-post apocalyptic fantasy world
>instead of using any of the interesting ideas in the setting, instead write huge novels about people in generic medieval fantasy land, more than half the story being just about women being catty at men and envious of any other woman younger, prettier or more buxom than they are
On one hand I laud Jordan for having the courage to write realistic women, but on the other hand I hate Wheel of Time for wasting its potential
Yeah onepiece is utter shit
Oh shit, there's actual continents in One Piece? Why the fuck is everyone living on the water and islands?
People do live on the continents, the World Government capital is there, it’s very populous, and there are other unnamed kingdoms all over the continents
>why does the pirate show focus on the ocean n sea!?!?!?
The Red Line is practically uninhabitable, it's just barren rock with no arable land.
The Lunarians used to live there though
>Impassable desert
>Has 3 paths through it
What did they mean by this?
>3 paths
just 1. can't really articulate how to roast you about this.
Just like actual Kansas
>we will never get a live action remake of full metal alchemist except having it take place in the land of oz
To be fair I’m this close to believing the One Piece is a giant cork the government installed to flood the world and create these goofy currents, Gol D Roger laughed because it’s ridiculous
there is no good one
>there is no good one
*blocks you're path*
Gonna post my own fantasy map here for a good measure.
Based. What'd you make this on?
GIMP.
I also make autistic lore videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbGPDY5M2Yc
Interesting, hadn't heard that comparison before.
Outland
The Burning Crusade sucked and ruined WoW.
fuck off and die in trench russhit
Ukraine was invented by the Soviet Union it’s been Russian territory for like 400 years
History didn’t start in 1990
countries form in one way or another. according to that logic Russia is artificial and its lands belong to mongols and tartars.
>because a country has been “independent “ for 30 years as an intentional sword in the side of Russia means we should dump men and material to preserve the American empire
I disagree, you are supporting and internationalist porject run by corrupt maniacs that would gladly sacrifice you as your entire family for their own money and power
Good little plebs. Kys
>america will preserve america
problem officer?
>Ukraine is America
Top Kek. It’s almost impressive how well heeled the regime has the average retard if laugh if it wasn’t so fucking sad
i'm taking out my existential enemy from the past 40 years and my daily life as an American isn't affected in the slightest
problem?
$80 billion more for rabbi zelinskyyyyy and Russia will finally be expelled
Trust the plan
Just $90 billion more
it literally does not affect my life in a single way
we burned over 2 trillion in the middle east for nothing and it didn't change my life then either, this war affects me even less because it's not american troops
We could have a Tokyo-tier transit system in every major city for that cost. We could fix every single piece of aging and failing infrastructure. We could build a desalination system to solve the entire Southwest’s water crisis forever.
Not just one of those thing, by the way. We could have had all of that.
The government takes your money and gives you virtually nothing in return, and you lick their boot and say thank you
we cant have those things if retarded russians will rage out of nowhere and invade a white country
russians first, tokyo later
Not my problem.
Iraq was also not my problem.
Afghanistan? Not my problem.
Syria is not my problem.
Libya… yeah not my problem either.
>muh white country
Ukies are salvshits just like russians, same people
The real reason we don't have these things is because you cant stop seething about trannies and morons and garden gnomes for 5 minutes
The State Department’s finest shill, ladies and gentlemen.
white people would rather be poor than have $5 if it means a black man can have $1
Dont samefag, it’s embarrassing
schizo
>rabbi zelinskyyyyy
Reminder that unlike the USA, Russia will lock you up for a decade for antisemitism.
Post a case of that actually happening.
Works of two British historians, Antony Beevor and John Keegan, were banned in one of Russia's regions as the authorities accused them of being influenced by Nazi propaganda.[7] A month later, another Russian journalist, Sergei Vilkov, was fined 1,000 rubles for posting a caricature on VKontakte (in 2011), which combined the logo of the United Russia and a swastika.[13]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_Against_Rehabilitation_of_Nazism
So he didn’t serve a single day in jail?
https://www.jta.org/quick-reads/russian-man-gets-2-5-years-in-jail-for-anti-semitic-graffiti
In america they lock up their own children for insulting their garden gnome masters
Damn already doing his own false flags before he's even been bar mitzvah'd? What a little go-getter!
Now show us how many years he got lmao
Oh wait you won't because nothing happened because America is not a shithole like Russia
What?
Damn so America arrests their own children AND gives longer sentences than russia?
No wonder rabbi zelinskyyy loves them so much, considering he let all garden gnomes leave the ukraine but forcibly conscripted ethnic Ukrainians to die for zog
>you are supporting and internationalist porject run by corrupt maniacs that would gladly sacrifice you as your entire family for their own money and power
You mean Russia?
all countries are invented
There were ukranina nationalist movements in asutria-hungary before the Bolsheviks and the Mensheviks split.
You're just fucking stupid.
all countries are social constructs you absolute pseud
So why is Zogmerica always invading them?
a comment so irrelevant it's essentially a non-sequitur
I'm looking for a meme map, first panel was a fantasy looking map with a mountains oceans etc and it said. Try to to imagine where the barbarians live, the rich powerful kingdom, the snow people (I think) and in your mind you put them places based on geography and then you realize that the map is actually Europe, north africa and turkey.
One piece is scifi
>Kherson the eternal Russian clay now belongs to Ukrops
Why can't antifa morons stop losing, bros?
>lig thig
loved this series, same with lyonesse
Jack Vance is the gigachad of fantasy & sci-fi
I win. Now what exactly do I win?
eeeeewwwwwww
>the imperial isle is the size of my local park IRL
der unterkino
that planet must have massive massive storm systems
>argonian tear
delet
bravo todd
>destroys you're brain
that's just what it looks like from hell
WHY IS THERE NO MEDIA THAT TAKES PLACE IN A LITERAL UPSIDE DOWN WORLD.
IT'S SUCH KINO. Imagine the same landmasses upside down with different borders, It instantly activates my imagination. INSTANT POST APOCALYPTIC CULTURE KINO, INSTANT FUTURISTIC KINO. WHY HAS NO ONE REVERSED THE POLES IN FILMS???
that is literally the attack on titan world
not exactly its also mirrored with madagascar on the east
the world is literally upside down if you just change your perspective. An alien could cruise to Earth and see your map easily.
Attack on Titan
I refuse to watch anime thanks
If you actually tip the word over like make the north the south and the south the north it would drastically change climate zones due to prevailing winds and the way the earth spins and tilts.
Areas that are deserts would become wet, wet areas would become deserts etc
Wow that’s so cool! Would that mean fish would walk the land, cats would bark like dogs and black people would obey the law?
No although blacks might not exist if the climate of Africa is so different from what it is
At least not as we would understand them
you don't have to flip the poles to have a different north-south perspective in space
Yeah but that doesn’t mean anything unless you are literally a caveman brain that somehow thinks the stuff at the top of the map is special for some
Reason
I hated that push for the upside down map back in the 90’s. A bunch of fucking midwitts would be like “oh wow that changes my perspective”
Only because you are a retard
>be ayylien
>come in space ship
>see europe on top
>turn ship upside down
>see your map
>ayy
The middle eastern area would thrive like Europe, Russia would be Africa, a big dessert filled with useless people, America would be the same but just swapped around and Australia would be like Greenland, Iceland. China would have the perfect location and temperature to thrive even more.
This world was made for endless war with real-world aircraft in bonkers scenarios.
you know im right
second. now post forgotten realms
>Eärwa
Yeah not Tolkienesque at all
Yeah, almost like Bakker was doing it on purpose.
nothing wrong being tolkienesque
better than the skin walking stuff we get now
>ITT: shitty fantasy maps
gotcha senpai
'cado on da 'log
this map is so shit compared to warband, way too big. You can spend hundreds of hours just in empire lands seeing the same copy pasted troop every 10 seconds
>pravend :DDD
Would it work?
It would be extremely hot and airid compared to our world with most of the civilization clinging to the sea coasts and areas where moisture is carried inland but most of the world would be super dry with only 30% of the earth being water
Wpuld be kino
I just made kino beyond.
>the grand line just fucking starts and ends abruptly
What when did that happen? I thought it was an infinite plane or something
that's a fan-map from like 20 years ago
Oh man, I totally forgot about this shit. Even Hogwarts makes no sense from a worldbuilding perspective.
JK Rowling can't into worldbuilding at all, and it isn't more apparent than those Fantastic Beasts movies.
>African school is literally oogabooga
>Half of the worlds population shares 1 school
this isn't map of the world, the whole thing with One Piece is that the world is still uncharted and full of mysteries so whyenever you see map like that it's just speculation but OPs doesn't even have north blue in the north so its just nonsense
>Westeros is a fractal landmass
The geopolitics of this place would be interesting but my guess is the area with the most over the top magic would dominate the world pretty easy
tbqh of the settings I do recognize there I don't think a whole lot of them have crazy widespread magic. Earthsea probably has the most spellcasters, but they're not really "go around blasting people" types such as you might encounter in The Black Company or Malazan.
Assuming Eru Iluvatar's out of the picture, Sauron probably annexes everything eventually.
Hyrule is landlocked to the north and the west.
I know this is a joke but most of the best fantasy worlds worth with and elevate cliches and real earth analogs because your brain accepts it more since you automatically fill in the world gaps if it’s familiar
When you go full made up nonsense you end up like wookiepedia with entries on Gorzbraz Sly-dook and his quest to stop the emperor
biblical map is the worst concept humans ever created.
Is that in the muslim bible or something
No, in the bible you never actually read. It's also missing the firmament.
What passage specifically?
Google it yourself, I'm not doing your work for you
So you’re just talking out of your ass, got it
Hebrew hivemind
You just saw two people post images of what you're looking for, maybe you should just admit you're ignorant and do your own research.
>get called out
>start backpedaling hard
Kek
Now a third picture has been posted
Look it up if you care
>a bunch of random passages from different books taken out of context
Wait, is this really your whole argument?
>show me the verses
>someone shows you the verses
>OUT OF CONTEXT LOL I'M NOT READING THEM THEY DON'T EXIST LALALALALA
Typical.
>guys I took a bunch of random passages out of context and put them together to create a strawman I can cry about
Do fedoras really?
Anon, this is about what ancient hebrews believed. This is the model. It's a fact that this is what they believed. It has no bearing on what you or I believe. Your denial of it is not rational. You don't have to accept this model to have a relationship with Jesus Christ. Stop being willfully ignorant.
What does that have to do with modern Christianity?
Nothing. I said that right there in my post, it has NOTHING to do with modern Christianity. You don't need to deny the existence of this model of the world, you don't need to feel threatened by the FACT that this is what ancient Hebrews believed.
No one is attacking you or your beliefs. This is still what they believed.
I wasn’t talking to you then, I was taking about redditors like
who use some garden gnome belief to whine about Christians
That's because almost every modern day flat-earther is also a fundamentalist Christian (and a young Earth creationist)
Proof?
Go talk to flat-earthers. Ask them what their worldview is. I'm not here to do your homework for you, I'm not here to spoonfeed you.
So… you don’t have any proof.
You're really trying the same thing again? Goodbye.
Bye
oh we got a christian scientist here.
you should hate the flatties too, they make you look super dumb.
i have argued with flatties, they have a christian belief at the center that cannot be educated.
Don’t samefag, it’s embarrassing
Most human societies have envisioned the world as either a flat dome like that or an infinite plain.
Only the Greeks and other Europeans figured out it was a globe
ngl would make an interesting fantasy setting
Not even what people at the time thought. They thought it was a dome with water all around and rain was water leaking through the "roof"
That´s a modern flat earth map. The world according to the bible is pic related.
Cute how they worked the underworld in, even though it's an european concept and has nothing to do with the bible.
>3 books at the farm
>4 books of walking in a straight line
>2 books set in Atheia
I love Bone but i would have liked to see more of th' Valley
It's wyoming that doesn't exist not ohio.
No Delaware doesn’t exist
That’s why “Joe Biden” is from there
Have you ever met anyone from or has even gone to Delaware ever? It’s made up
The Delaware river is between New Jersey and Pennsylvania for fuck sake
It's a good thing Darklands is 100% fictional. I shutter at the thought of Poland being real.
Bro. I have something to tell you.
>knock knock
*CRASH*
That’s right retards, it’s me, the best map you’ll ever see.
You WILL get stuck in the doldrums
You WILL go to Expectations first
You WILL count grains of rice
Can't I just jump to conclusions?
It’s an ugly place. You can, but it looks much better from a distance.
>Who designes this, an alien?
Best joke in the image
this whole time i thought they went through the red line to the west, but they just went turned a corner lel
Ok post a good fictional map then
How about a generator for generating generic shitty fantasy maps?
https://watabou.itch.io/perilous-shores
We are living in the end times
Hunter x Hunter map is the most retarded shit ever and made me completely dislike the entire series retroactively. It's a normal map of the world but then they pretend that the world is actually but a small island surrounded by way more landmass and their earth is significantly larger than a normal world. It's literally a "one upper" series, Oh you think your world is big? Well mine is hundred thousand times bigger than yours. It's just pathetic.
Toriko did it better.
Normal world in the middle.
Another layer of continents all around.
And THEN another layer around.
The islands are much smaller.
This one was pretty stupid. I wish people would stop making fantasy worlds where it’s an island surrounded by a massive ocean.
>Medivh tells Thrall to sail west when sailing east would bring him to Kalimdor quicker and more safely
i think thrall meets the trolls at sea