Johnny Depp is 5’8”
Johnny Depp is 5’8”
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Johnny Depp is 5’8”
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
I'm 6'4.
Finally my 5’8” brethren , WE WON
6'5 here. you can both go fuck yourselves, manlets.
I'm two inches across by nine feet tall
That’s enough evidence he’s harmless.
wow, it's almost like 5'8" really isn't that short and muscles don't matter all that much
>oh bro you're 5'9 too?, just bee urself, works for me
I'm a short lanklet who looks more like the cartoon ichabod crane. been lifting for a year. no winona
I'm not 5'8". I'm like 6'1", little less or a little more.
And that guy is a fucking asshole gay
mog or be mogged manlets
not a manlet and that guy is a cunt. also, he's older than the young boy, they're a different age range
>Literal gods perfect height
That guy is clueless and men shouldn't take pictures of themselves. Nor should they be tripfags.
Women like guys to be taller than them, it makes them feel like he's paternal. They'll date guys shorter than them if he makes them feel that way regardless. They judge height based on other guy's height.
You guys make it all about your 'flesh' and it's feminine as fuck. Coupled w/ the cattiness, it's unbearable
Not my problem as I can claim to be 6'2", maybe higher
That is the moderator of r/fitness, Phrakture. You may have seen his Greyskull variant before. I've busted a couple of guys claiming to be 6'0 before.
>meet coworkers for drinks after work
>girl asks me how tall I am
>I'm 6'4 but tell her I'm 6'0
>another dyel manlet tells her he's also 6'0
>take tape measure out of prank bag
>suddenly he has to leave
>calls into work the next day
>we don't ever speak of it again
Why would you do that? Use women as weapons against another guy?
incredibly based. might i suggest getting some gaffer's tape and putting it right at 6'0 and get him to walk next to it and take a pic
shouldn't lie about his height
You shouldn't be a teenage girl.
Why are those kids celebrating communist China?
I would unironically kill this guy if he did that to me.
t. Chadlet
why didn't he fight back
i really wish the chinaman had smacked him in the head with whatever he was holding. Fucking moron lanklet.
kek
not asian
lol
I've been lifting for a year. Student of Cinemaphile. Everyday I see more and more thru the gay haze.
160/265/315/385 P/B/S/D @190 lbs
zoomers have taken over my gym this summer
>he thinks height matters when you have wealth and clout
Just gotta find smol girls
Jealous much? Johnny depp has been playing guitar with Jeff beck this week. Just won millions.
What have you been doing?
>hahaha roasts defintely care more about height than looksmax
Literal gods perfect height
But he has also facemaxx and hairmaxx
Is he Tom Cruise? ARE THEY ALL TOM CRUISE?!??
Always were…
Most "pretty" actors are manlets, yes. Most guys with enough hormones to exceed 6 ft. look ruggedly handsome instead. Consider some of the most well-known cases
Manlet actors:
>Cruise
>RDJ
>Depp
>Elijah Wood
>James McAvoy
Tall Actors:
>Hemsworth
>Jon Hamm
>Vince Vaughn
>Liam Neeson
>Clint Eastwood
Elijah Wood and RDJ aren't pretty boys and Depp is not near as short as them. They're all 5'5" and under. Maybe McAvoy is 5'6"
Jon Hamm isn't that tall.
And Hemsworth had gay face; now he has roid face. MCU has him a cheesy male stripper type w/ flowing hair and voluptuous muscles. Women act stupid over him and have fun but they really want to be with Loki. It's heterosexual men who think Thor is some sex god.
>inb4 cope
>mfw someone tries to tell me I'm not pretty
also Downey wasn't always 50 years old and Hamm is like 6'2 which is taller than most people and especially tall for Hollywood
Fair enough. Elijah Wood is one of the few hipsters I like. But I wouldn't even call Cruise a pretty boy. I guess Downey was back in the 80's. Not like Depp or McAvoy tho
same
>Johnny Depp is 5 foot 8. He's tiny. I think we all have that one friend who goes around, bark bark bark, but no bite. He didn't pose a threat to anybody.
based hes just like me
I always thought he was 6 feet or atleast 5'11 but turns out he was always 5'9. Pitt is 5'11. I guess it doesn't matter if he's 5'9 since he mogs most men face wise and status wise and money wise.
he';s not 5'9 he's 5'8
it doesn't matter if someone is 5'8.99 they are 5'8
he was 5'9 but old age he lost an inch and now he's 5'8.
Most actors are manlets. Something about having a big head on a small body is good for film. So I've heard.
>having a big head on a small body
Me right there
jesus christ how fucking new
Didn't write the first one. I'm new to /misc/. Was on Cinemaphile just for advice. I turned 18 back in February
Hey buddy no need to bring up a serious mental disease. Since when is it okay to call people autistic?
Look I'm gonna be straight with you. I know this comment karma thing is tough but do you really need to use such inappropriate language? I'm sorry I can't support this. You must be new. That's okay, I like breaking in the newbies. You see friend here at Reddit.com we have a tool called the upvote. This tool has a counterpart which we will get to in a moment. The upvote is a way of contributing to our community and showing that you agree with the comment or submission that was made. Now to the counterpart, the dreaded downvote. It has a sort of ying-yang relationship with the upvote if you will. The downvote tool is used from everything to saying "I don't agree with your comment." to "Go fuck yourself you piece of shit your opinion is invalid until you have done the independent research your account should be suspended by the mods." (The latter would apply in this situation). So now that you understand a little bit more about the upballot/downballot system, you will be able to have more consistent voting patterns and this will allow a better representation on what really 'bacons the narwhal' (lol if you're curious about the origin of this phrase pm me)in our community.
Did you guys know that Paul Dano is 6'5? His face looks like it belongs on 5'7 manlet, but he's huge.
Classic Paul Dano
5'7'' to 5'9'' is peak male performance
manlet bros.. we keep winning
I will never forgive fate for making me 5'4''.
Maybe women care about height... maybe they don't...
but why are we making EACHOTHER feel bad about it? we live in a world that does not give a single shit about men. the male suicide rate climbs and nobody bats an eye. sure society doesn't care about us and we are expendable. but do we really have to not care about eachother? shit you don't even have to say "You're perfect king" just don't bring the next man down.
I'm 5'7. What's going on here then
I'm 6'1". We're not Johnny Depp