I bet you a million dollars that he cannot stand up on a surfboard and uses that thing like a boogie board or bodyboard. What a fat fricking whale joke of a person. I went through that phase too, when I was 13.
Reminder that Leo financed this movie using embezzled money from Malaysia supplied by his fat moron criminal friend Jho Low who is now an international fugitive
>In June 2017, Kerr surrendered US$8 million in israeliteellery, given to her by Malaysian fugitive Jho Low in 2014 when they were dating, to the US government
what the frick 8 MILLION in israeliteellery on some girl you're dating
His story is so crazy, literally a fat Asian incel loser who stole a bunch of money so he immediately started hanging out with celebrities and spending millions on supermodels. He bought them expensive Picasso paintings, diamonds, yachts, etc
His story is so crazy, literally a fat Asian incel loser who stole a bunch of money so he immediately started hanging out with celebrities and spending millions on supermodels. He bought them expensive Picasso paintings, diamonds, yachts, etc
>He blagged his way into fricking Miranda Kerr as a 5ft chubby asian
Based. She can't get rid of those stains
why was Jonah so vexxed by this comment? not only is he clearly not a serious actor by any measure but he's also being recorded. is showing a little grace in accepting a bit of banter really so hard?
It wasn't banter, Brad meant it. No actor wants to be called unserious. I can't remember the context nor do I like Jonah but working with a guy and that comes up is awkward. He has a better relationship with Leo, probably because they are both idiots
This makes me admire Jonah more. That takes humility; to get paid far less than your costars, without complaint. To admit to yourself, and everyone else, that you're not a big enough box-office draw to justify a large salary. It shows that he cared about the experience of acting, and about the movie that they were creating, more than about the paycheck.
It's really refreshing. I hate reading about actors/actresses complaining about their salaries. It was especially irksome some years ago when actresses kept complaining that the millions that they were being paid were not equal to the millions that their male co-stars were being paid. Even though, in every case, the male co-star had a much greater name-recognition, box-office draw, and therefore, their agent would have more negotiating power.
hot dinner
>You show me a paystub for $60,000 right now and I'll come work for you
Leo is a chad, he probably gave half of it to Jonah
And were these 60,000 paid entirely in cheeseburgers?
paid in surfing lessons
OH N-
at first I was wondering why he tried to surf such a tiny wave then I realized that's from him falling in
I bet you a million dollars that he cannot stand up on a surfboard and uses that thing like a boogie board or bodyboard. What a fat fricking whale joke of a person. I went through that phase too, when I was 13.
He can actually, he surfs little green water on his longboard
MORE TIME
This was solved years ago
>I think they prefer younger women.
Heh. That's pretty good, strikes at the woman's hubris. The threads wouldn't be so funny if they started with this
Finner
So that's why Brad doesn't consider him a serious actor.
QRD?
Why do I feel that his character in Megamind is the closest to his actual self?
Only $60,000 for a few weeks' work. Imagine the sacrifice.
that's not the point. Starring in a big budget scorsese movie along dicaprio and getting paid the union minimum is humiliation.
But if Dicaprio accepted minimum pay for a Tarantino movie he'd be called based and humble.
that happened only in your head
not the same, dicaprio adds value to the movie and is worth what he is paid, jonah got paid x60.000 times what he deserved
>double the average wage is the minimum
high IQ move, being seen with the A-list actor led to bigger roles
This. Y'all are dumb. This is how you become a "serious actor." I'm not Jonah btw.
Nice try Jonah
I usually dislike israelites but Jonah's life is so pathetic I just pity him
Are we sure this sucker is israeli
Sounds like Scorsese is the heeb here.
His real surname is Feldstein
Hill is his middle name
What a cuck, lol.
Am I supposed to feel bad for him? He’s already rich and 60,000 is a yearly salary for tons of people
>and 60,000 is a yearly salary for tons of people
and he got it for only like 3-4 weeks of 'work'
Why did he get israeliteed so hard anyway?
What went wrong
Reminder that Leo financed this movie using embezzled money from Malaysia supplied by his fat moron criminal friend Jho Low who is now an international fugitive
uh that's pretty based
>In June 2017, Kerr surrendered US$8 million in israeliteellery, given to her by Malaysian fugitive Jho Low in 2014 when they were dating, to the US government
what the frick 8 MILLION in israeliteellery on some girl you're dating
seems like a form of money laundering
His story is so crazy, literally a fat Asian incel loser who stole a bunch of money so he immediately started hanging out with celebrities and spending millions on supermodels. He bought them expensive Picasso paintings, diamonds, yachts, etc
where's his biopic? sounds more interesting than the cuck of wolf street
I think there's gonna be a big documentary about him and the scandal he was involved in
>He blagged his way into fricking Miranda Kerr as a 5ft chubby asian
Based. She can't get rid of those stains
>Jho Low
B A S E D
He's a gross fat chink trying to frick quality white pussy. Of course that cost 7 figures.
Have you see a picture of him? The only way he's getting gash is buying it.
If he took her last name, his name would be Jho Kerr.
kekle
and orlando is triply cucked in the worst way possible lmao
$60k for an oscar nod seems like a shrewd business move
>I don't consider you a serious actor
>first of all you smell good, which is surprising
why was Jonah so vexxed by this comment? not only is he clearly not a serious actor by any measure but he's also being recorded. is showing a little grace in accepting a bit of banter really so hard?
It wasn't banter, Brad meant it. No actor wants to be called unserious. I can't remember the context nor do I like Jonah but working with a guy and that comes up is awkward. He has a better relationship with Leo, probably because they are both idiots
>only has to work for like 15 minutes
>gets paid 60k
Cinemaphile btfo, ornella gays on suicide watch
tell me you're a C U C K without telling me you're a C U C K
lmao
What an absolute cuck
Unironically one of the best decisions of Jonah's career though
This makes me admire Jonah more. That takes humility; to get paid far less than your costars, without complaint. To admit to yourself, and everyone else, that you're not a big enough box-office draw to justify a large salary. It shows that he cared about the experience of acting, and about the movie that they were creating, more than about the paycheck.
It's really refreshing. I hate reading about actors/actresses complaining about their salaries. It was especially irksome some years ago when actresses kept complaining that the millions that they were being paid were not equal to the millions that their male co-stars were being paid. Even though, in every case, the male co-star had a much greater name-recognition, box-office draw, and therefore, their agent would have more negotiating power.
God bless Jonah Hill.