>Just relax now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on your head. I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.
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>Just relax now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on your head.
>What's going on, Aunt Diane?
You're getting your wiener sucked kid
>where are my panties, peter?
>"I tossed you off in your sleep Calvin."
Who the hell's John F. Kennedy?
Incumbent junior Mass. Senator.
>Who the hell's John F. Kennedy?
This is the dumbest line in the entire movie. Who the hell asks who a street is named after?
she's so fricking hot.
cute socks
weekly reminder that this b***h fricked Howard the Duck
CORKSCREWED
Built for Spiral Duck-wiener
Howard is so lucky.
does howard the duck have a human penis in the shape of a corkscrew
lurk moar
Howard the Duck is a strange movie.
Films are degenerate now, they said.
Surely the butterfly effect would have prevented Marty from being born anyway the moment he interacted with his parents
There would be no way to replicate the exact act of conception that created him, for his sperm to reach the womb out of millions, at the exact time it happened
The explanation I see for that is that the timeline is already the result of the changes.
That said, dear gods I hate time travel.
An unspoken rule of all time travel bs is that the time line is resistant to change; it tends to deform plasticly unless really forced.
The Eric Stoltz Marty was the original one and was erased when he first went back in time.
are you autistic?
Yes
Even though it's cheesy as frick, About Time is one of the few films I've seen that actually takes the "if you go back to before someone was born, you'll prevent their conception" approach.
KUMIKO!
ah gee whiz ma what happened to my trousers?
"Marty... "
>Marty I have a confession...I played with it while you were asleep
>not becoming your own dad
Extremely low test.
>t.
um
what's with the life preserver?
Gotta keep myself afloat in all the pussy juice from your daughter.
>50s girls are trad and pure they said
its amazing how many people on here fantasize about literal incest. Do yall know how weird that is..?
>y'all
return from whence ye came
Im from east texas…we say yall here you dumb fricking Black person
So you think future Lorraine gets remind of Calvin while looking at Marty from time to time?