>Just relax now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on your head.

>Just relax now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on your head. I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >What's going on, Aunt Diane?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're getting your wiener sucked kid

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >where are my panties, peter?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"I tossed you off in your sleep Calvin."

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell's John F. Kennedy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Incumbent junior Mass. Senator.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Who the hell's John F. Kennedy?

      This is the dumbest line in the entire movie. Who the hell asks who a street is named after?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    she's so fricking hot.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cute socks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kDiIpM8.jpg

      >Just relax now Calvin, you've got a big bruise on your head. I've never seen purple underwear before, Calvin.

      weekly reminder that this b***h fricked Howard the Duck

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        CORKSCREWED

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Built for Spiral Duck-wiener

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Howard is so lucky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        does howard the duck have a human penis in the shape of a corkscrew

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lurk moar

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Howard the Duck is a strange movie.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Films are degenerate now, they said.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Surely the butterfly effect would have prevented Marty from being born anyway the moment he interacted with his parents
    There would be no way to replicate the exact act of conception that created him, for his sperm to reach the womb out of millions, at the exact time it happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The explanation I see for that is that the timeline is already the result of the changes.
      That said, dear gods I hate time travel.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An unspoken rule of all time travel bs is that the time line is resistant to change; it tends to deform plasticly unless really forced.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Eric Stoltz Marty was the original one and was erased when he first went back in time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are you autistic?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The explanation I see for that is that the timeline is already the result of the changes.
      That said, dear gods I hate time travel.

      An unspoken rule of all time travel bs is that the time line is resistant to change; it tends to deform plasticly unless really forced.

      Even though it's cheesy as frick, About Time is one of the few films I've seen that actually takes the "if you go back to before someone was born, you'll prevent their conception" approach.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    KUMIKO!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ah gee whiz ma what happened to my trousers?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Marty... "

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Marty I have a confession...I played with it while you were asleep

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not becoming your own dad
    Extremely low test.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >t.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      um

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the life preserver?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gotta keep myself afloat in all the pussy juice from your daughter.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >50s girls are trad and pure they said

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its amazing how many people on here fantasize about literal incest. Do yall know how weird that is..?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >y'all
      return from whence ye came

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Im from east texas…we say yall here you dumb fricking Black person

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So you think future Lorraine gets remind of Calvin while looking at Marty from time to time?

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