Just rewatched Breakfast Club

After 10 years of life experience this movie is not nearly as good or interesting as I remember it

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They didn’t eat breakfast

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Walt Jr has entered the chat

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coming of age films suck once youre an adult.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's like I'm so much older than them now it just seems like everything they're tweaking about is really not a big deal
      Some of the stuff they said was right though like you slowly becoming like your parents and the burnout kids being life long losers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        > like you slowly becoming like your parents
        they say my dad made 10 kids, probably even more before dying. If what you said was true i wouldn't be a virgin

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          1. Stop being an incel
          2. You taking that so literally explains why you're an autistic incel. It doesn't mean you literally do all the exact same actions and life decisions as them.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i'm not an incel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was the music that made it. The dialogue was smug narcissistic dreg.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dreg
        Dreck.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I saw the movie I immediately found it to be an overrated and cringe piece of film. I don't quite get the praise. Maybe it's my Zoomerness.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It feels and looks very aged now, and a lot of the stuff that could be suspended in disbelief 10 years ago is now just too goofy to take seriously

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never really liked it, but I can understand the appeal.
    I like coming of age films. This film is just weak to me, in general.
    I just think that our access to movies, and our ability to get instant movie perfection on demand, has really made mediocre to above-average old films just loose their sheen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That makes a lot of sense

      How the frick are you coming to age when your a teenager?

      ESL moment

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick are you coming to age when your a teenager?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning sir!

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ginger brings a fricking GUN to school
    >Punishment: one morning detention
    What the frick?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t remember Molly ringwalds character being a school shooter

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that really confused me haha
      Also it's funny how back then there was no precedent that he would be a school shooter rather than attempting suicide, because those didn't happen back then
      And it's more interesting to consider physical brutal bullying was way worse back then, compared to the coddled youth of today that can't go a day without rampaging on a school that literally did nothing to them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a different time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guns were just a fact of life before we started worshipping Black folk and the mentally ill who threaten deadly violence at the smallest provocation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Been a long time since I saw the movie, but wasn't it a flare gun? Didn't it go off in his locker? Could be my imagination. That happens a lot.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My grandpa had ROTC training at his high school, where they had an armory and indoor range on the school premises, would take the guns to do field practices on the weekends, and when returning them on Monday would just bring the guns to school in their car and walk through the hallway with them to get back to the armory. This was in the early 1960s, I'm sure some amount of school shootings existed back then, but it really gets the ol' noggin joggin that they had such easy access to firearms compared to now, but the school shooting rate was so much lower.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crazy

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love the two teenagers on the right and the fricking 50 year olds on the left

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Epic one

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its because your heart died.
    You can’t understand this film as an adult even when you already got it a first time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just overly dramatic, the stuff these kids are whining literally does not matter the second you leave high school

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. I loved it as a kid, but the last time I watched it which was over 10 years, I hated it. It's overly corny and dramatic. And don't tell me it was all done on purpose, it's just shit.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick bender man. What a hateable character. I was rooting for the principal to kick the shit out of him the whole movie. Not to mention his huge ass nostrils taking up 95% of the screen.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It feels like a more boring version of American Graffiti, without any of the cool songs

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood is siding with the teenagers.
    Adulthood is realizing that the principal was based all along.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wisdom is wanting to eat Allison's butthole and suck on her toes.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jock and the bad boy get the girls
    >nerd dumped with all the homework

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      John Hughes hates nerds lol. He never lets the nerd character get a crumb of coochie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sells the story to hollywood, makes millions, still simps for the cute redhead actress who reminds him of his HS crush.
      Kek. His story goes much deeper.

      John Hughes hates nerds lol. He never lets the nerd character get a crumb of coochie.

      "Write what you know"

      But he got that out of his system with Weird Science. And Farmer Ted date-rapes a chick in 16 Candles. But it's okay, because she's cool with it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad weird science was actual dogshit

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's comfy but the writing is too on the nose (a problem with all Hughes movies) and the acting is shoddy at times. Anthony is terrible in the confession scene

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breakfast Club is what boomers thought Gen X were like. It was always bad. Wargames and ferris bueler are superior coming of age 80s movies. Pretty in pink also sucks.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this, it's like how Euphoria is what Gen X thinks Zoomers act like. Atleast that show has some hot poon from time to time

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does that make Superbad and Project X?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers were literally in diapers when Superbad came out

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Breakfast club is not good but pretty in pink and sixteen candles are great tbh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bueler
      that movie STILL holds up very well

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, let get the obvious out of the way. Bender (The “Criminal”) will be black, of course, He’ll be a Dindo that’s a thug because of the white system. Claire (The “Princess”) will be a white blonde who will fall for him, of course.
    The rest is where it gets shaky. One would think Brian (The “Brain”) would be Asian, but they’re considered white people as far as The Woke crowd is concerned, no nobody gives a shit. Instead, it’ll be a dowdier white girl, and she won’t be a picked on nerd, but instead frustrated because she can’t get ahead as a smart girl in a patriarchal world. Allison (The “Basket Case”) will be a repressed lesbian (having to repress is what her “issue” will be) and this will be solved by starting a relationship with Brianette.
    Andrew (The Athlete) will still be a white male, and will most likely be the antagonist. At the end, he will realize that he is the indirect cause of everyone’s problems and do the right thing by hanging himself in the basement.
    The Principal will no longer be an antagonist. He will be an enlightened black man (so that Bender isn’t the only black character), played by Barrack Obama. He will still assign them an essay, but it will be so they can look within and discover who they really are and be all the better for it. He will even join in the dance sequence at the end. The Janitor will be a Latino Dreamer who will reveal at the end that he was just accepted into Harvard.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The "Brain" would be a sassy black girl who not only aces all her AP classes, leads the chess club, takes organic chemistry classes at the local college for fun, but also works two jobs to support her single mom and three half-brothers. She's insufferable but she thinks everyone hates her because they are intimidated by a strong black woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's insufferable but she thinks everyone hates her because they are intimidated by a strong black woman.
        And of course the movie would show she's right.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're meant to relate to the teacher or the jannie at this point, I think.

    Have you made peace with your lot or are you still angry?

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