Yeah it's like I'm so much older than them now it just seems like everything they're tweaking about is really not a big deal
Some of the stuff they said was right though like you slowly becoming like your parents and the burnout kids being life long losers
> like you slowly becoming like your parents
they say my dad made 10 kids, probably even more before dying. If what you said was true i wouldn't be a virgin
1. Stop being an incel
2. You taking that so literally explains why you're an autistic incel. It doesn't mean you literally do all the exact same actions and life decisions as them.
The first time I saw the movie I immediately found it to be an overrated and cringe piece of film. I don't quite get the praise. Maybe it's my Zoomerness.
I never really liked it, but I can understand the appeal.
I like coming of age films. This film is just weak to me, in general.
I just think that our access to movies, and our ability to get instant movie perfection on demand, has really made mediocre to above-average old films just loose their sheen.
Yeah that really confused me haha
Also it's funny how back then there was no precedent that he would be a school shooter rather than attempting suicide, because those didn't happen back then
And it's more interesting to consider physical brutal bullying was way worse back then, compared to the coddled youth of today that can't go a day without rampaging on a school that literally did nothing to them
My grandpa had ROTC training at his high school, where they had an armory and indoor range on the school premises, would take the guns to do field practices on the weekends, and when returning them on Monday would just bring the guns to school in their car and walk through the hallway with them to get back to the armory. This was in the early 1960s, I'm sure some amount of school shootings existed back then, but it really gets the ol' noggin joggin that they had such easy access to firearms compared to now, but the school shooting rate was so much lower.
Based. I loved it as a kid, but the last time I watched it which was over 10 years, I hated it. It's overly corny and dramatic. And don't tell me it was all done on purpose, it's just shit.
Frick bender man. What a hateable character. I was rooting for the principal to kick the shit out of him the whole movie. Not to mention his huge ass nostrils taking up 95% of the screen.
>Sells the story to hollywood, makes millions, still simps for the cute redhead actress who reminds him of his HS crush.
Kek. His story goes much deeper.
John Hughes hates nerds lol. He never lets the nerd character get a crumb of coochie.
"Write what you know"
But he got that out of his system with Weird Science. And Farmer Ted date-rapes a chick in 16 Candles. But it's okay, because she's cool with it.
It's comfy but the writing is too on the nose (a problem with all Hughes movies) and the acting is shoddy at times. Anthony is terrible in the confession scene
Breakfast Club is what boomers thought Gen X were like. It was always bad. Wargames and ferris bueler are superior coming of age 80s movies. Pretty in pink also sucks.
So, let get the obvious out of the way. Bender (The “Criminal”) will be black, of course, He’ll be a Dindo that’s a thug because of the white system. Claire (The “Princess”) will be a white blonde who will fall for him, of course.
The rest is where it gets shaky. One would think Brian (The “Brain”) would be Asian, but they’re considered white people as far as The Woke crowd is concerned, no nobody gives a shit. Instead, it’ll be a dowdier white girl, and she won’t be a picked on nerd, but instead frustrated because she can’t get ahead as a smart girl in a patriarchal world. Allison (The “Basket Case”) will be a repressed lesbian (having to repress is what her “issue” will be) and this will be solved by starting a relationship with Brianette.
Andrew (The Athlete) will still be a white male, and will most likely be the antagonist. At the end, he will realize that he is the indirect cause of everyone’s problems and do the right thing by hanging himself in the basement.
The Principal will no longer be an antagonist. He will be an enlightened black man (so that Bender isn’t the only black character), played by Barrack Obama. He will still assign them an essay, but it will be so they can look within and discover who they really are and be all the better for it. He will even join in the dance sequence at the end. The Janitor will be a Latino Dreamer who will reveal at the end that he was just accepted into Harvard.
The "Brain" would be a sassy black girl who not only aces all her AP classes, leads the chess club, takes organic chemistry classes at the local college for fun, but also works two jobs to support her single mom and three half-brothers. She's insufferable but she thinks everyone hates her because they are intimidated by a strong black woman.
>She's insufferable but she thinks everyone hates her because they are intimidated by a strong black woman.
And of course the movie would show she's right.
They didn’t eat breakfast
>Walt Jr has entered the chat
Coming of age films suck once youre an adult.
Yeah it's like I'm so much older than them now it just seems like everything they're tweaking about is really not a big deal
Some of the stuff they said was right though like you slowly becoming like your parents and the burnout kids being life long losers
> like you slowly becoming like your parents
they say my dad made 10 kids, probably even more before dying. If what you said was true i wouldn't be a virgin
1. Stop being an incel
2. You taking that so literally explains why you're an autistic incel. It doesn't mean you literally do all the exact same actions and life decisions as them.
i'm not an incel
It was the music that made it. The dialogue was smug narcissistic dreg.
>dreg
Dreck.
The first time I saw the movie I immediately found it to be an overrated and cringe piece of film. I don't quite get the praise. Maybe it's my Zoomerness.
It feels and looks very aged now, and a lot of the stuff that could be suspended in disbelief 10 years ago is now just too goofy to take seriously
I never really liked it, but I can understand the appeal.
I like coming of age films. This film is just weak to me, in general.
I just think that our access to movies, and our ability to get instant movie perfection on demand, has really made mediocre to above-average old films just loose their sheen.
That makes a lot of sense
ESL moment
How the frick are you coming to age when your a teenager?
Good morning sir!
>the ginger brings a fricking GUN to school
>Punishment: one morning detention
What the frick?
I don’t remember Molly ringwalds character being a school shooter
Yeah that really confused me haha
Also it's funny how back then there was no precedent that he would be a school shooter rather than attempting suicide, because those didn't happen back then
And it's more interesting to consider physical brutal bullying was way worse back then, compared to the coddled youth of today that can't go a day without rampaging on a school that literally did nothing to them
It was a different time
Guns were just a fact of life before we started worshipping Black folk and the mentally ill who threaten deadly violence at the smallest provocation.
Been a long time since I saw the movie, but wasn't it a flare gun? Didn't it go off in his locker? Could be my imagination. That happens a lot.
My grandpa had ROTC training at his high school, where they had an armory and indoor range on the school premises, would take the guns to do field practices on the weekends, and when returning them on Monday would just bring the guns to school in their car and walk through the hallway with them to get back to the armory. This was in the early 1960s, I'm sure some amount of school shootings existed back then, but it really gets the ol' noggin joggin that they had such easy access to firearms compared to now, but the school shooting rate was so much lower.
Crazy
I love the two teenagers on the right and the fricking 50 year olds on the left
Epic one
Its because your heart died.
You can’t understand this film as an adult even when you already got it a first time.
It's just overly dramatic, the stuff these kids are whining literally does not matter the second you leave high school
Based. I loved it as a kid, but the last time I watched it which was over 10 years, I hated it. It's overly corny and dramatic. And don't tell me it was all done on purpose, it's just shit.
Frick bender man. What a hateable character. I was rooting for the principal to kick the shit out of him the whole movie. Not to mention his huge ass nostrils taking up 95% of the screen.
It feels like a more boring version of American Graffiti, without any of the cool songs
Childhood is siding with the teenagers.
Adulthood is realizing that the principal was based all along.
Wisdom is wanting to eat Allison's butthole and suck on her toes.
>jock and the bad boy get the girls
>nerd dumped with all the homework
John Hughes hates nerds lol. He never lets the nerd character get a crumb of coochie.
>Sells the story to hollywood, makes millions, still simps for the cute redhead actress who reminds him of his HS crush.
Kek. His story goes much deeper.
"Write what you know"
But he got that out of his system with Weird Science. And Farmer Ted date-rapes a chick in 16 Candles. But it's okay, because she's cool with it.
Too bad weird science was actual dogshit
It's comfy but the writing is too on the nose (a problem with all Hughes movies) and the acting is shoddy at times. Anthony is terrible in the confession scene
Breakfast Club is what boomers thought Gen X were like. It was always bad. Wargames and ferris bueler are superior coming of age 80s movies. Pretty in pink also sucks.
Honestly this, it's like how Euphoria is what Gen X thinks Zoomers act like. Atleast that show has some hot poon from time to time
What does that make Superbad and Project X?
Zoomers were literally in diapers when Superbad came out
Breakfast club is not good but pretty in pink and sixteen candles are great tbh.
>Bueler
that movie STILL holds up very well
So, let get the obvious out of the way. Bender (The “Criminal”) will be black, of course, He’ll be a Dindo that’s a thug because of the white system. Claire (The “Princess”) will be a white blonde who will fall for him, of course.
The rest is where it gets shaky. One would think Brian (The “Brain”) would be Asian, but they’re considered white people as far as The Woke crowd is concerned, no nobody gives a shit. Instead, it’ll be a dowdier white girl, and she won’t be a picked on nerd, but instead frustrated because she can’t get ahead as a smart girl in a patriarchal world. Allison (The “Basket Case”) will be a repressed lesbian (having to repress is what her “issue” will be) and this will be solved by starting a relationship with Brianette.
Andrew (The Athlete) will still be a white male, and will most likely be the antagonist. At the end, he will realize that he is the indirect cause of everyone’s problems and do the right thing by hanging himself in the basement.
The Principal will no longer be an antagonist. He will be an enlightened black man (so that Bender isn’t the only black character), played by Barrack Obama. He will still assign them an essay, but it will be so they can look within and discover who they really are and be all the better for it. He will even join in the dance sequence at the end. The Janitor will be a Latino Dreamer who will reveal at the end that he was just accepted into Harvard.
The "Brain" would be a sassy black girl who not only aces all her AP classes, leads the chess club, takes organic chemistry classes at the local college for fun, but also works two jobs to support her single mom and three half-brothers. She's insufferable but she thinks everyone hates her because they are intimidated by a strong black woman.
>She's insufferable but she thinks everyone hates her because they are intimidated by a strong black woman.
And of course the movie would show she's right.
You're meant to relate to the teacher or the jannie at this point, I think.
Have you made peace with your lot or are you still angry?