>kills your movie

>kills your movie
I guarantee you if the movie had the mermaid and kraken hook up, it would've done a lot better

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he still scares me

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and stop looking at me with those big ol' eyes!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I tried to fix him

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not enough

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like there isn't enough room between his eye sockets

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you told me this was the antagonist I would believe you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if the last thing those submarine guys see before imploding is this guy looking through their window?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not just him. Everyone in the film looks like abominations. The backlash to conner would be non-existent if he looked attractive. This art style did not do him any favors.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the nose.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not one thing. He's a mess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Terraformars but zoomer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is that?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that supposed to be a human?
    Genuine question.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really depends on your views on genetics

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a mammal in the family Hominidae or some sea creature that just looks humanoid?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why does this cartoon character have exaggerated anatomy?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >exaggerated and being fricking hideous is the same

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when Ruby Gillman looks more human than the actual humans

    The Addams Family animated movie suffered this too, where you have the Addams looking more normal than the people around them.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do all liberal black guys look like the dude from The Good Place

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's only so many black man archetypes you can have in media. There's the annoying hotep a la Huey Boondocks, there's the scary deepvoiced durag thug, there's the dishevelled rasta pothead, there's the inspirational black youth, the loud extremely gay black man, and the soft spoken liberal arts major hispter "should've been white" black man.
        There used to be more (80s pimp, token tech savvy black guy, fat bald biggie smalls type,...) but since you need more than three races in media they've been coopted by other races.
        Since the writers are all white liberals and most of these tropes are seen as harmful and racist on twitter, you can only use either the inspirational black youth or the pastel-clothed hipster liberal. Inspirational blacks are exclusively female now since it ticks more boxes (Miles Morales -> Riri Williams), so every black guy needs to be a hipster or a comical deconstruction of another archetype (well meaning thug that just looks scary, snoop dogg but he only sells and never smokes,...)
        Hope this helps.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kinda a shame since I wanted to have a character in a thing I’m writing who was a bombastic adult hero with a heart of gold. You know, the type who rushes into a fire to save people and doesn’t hesitate to fistfight criminals to protect someone, but sometimes the enthusiasm causes more problems than it solves

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dude nothing’s stopping you

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks for saying that actually. I don’t get why people fall on racial archetypes so often, just write people

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stereotypes usually exist because there was some level in truth in them when they were created. They're oversimplifications that are stuck in those time periods, but at some point they were based on the way people actually perceived each other.
                That said mass media makes it possible to basically force stereotypes into existence which is pretty fricked.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I suppose that’s true. And to an extent I guess I also somewhat use stereotypes, though I think I’m more geared to using existing archetypes and having fun with em. Regardless I wish we could reach a point of just getting along and having fun together

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the easiest way to score diversity points without having to include a character that is stereotypically black. A safe, non-threatening, nerdy young man who is clever and smart, but not overbearing, because angry black men are terrifying to the sort of urbanite white progressives that never shut the frick up about wanting more diversity, but can't stand to be in the same room as a black person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still reeling. Why was this character so fricking UGLY?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still reeling. Why was this character so fricking UGLY?

      These do NOT look like character renders from a movie from only 4 years ago, what the frick. They look like old ass animated clipart goblins.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feather duster ahh

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    most people who don't like this guy, agree that they wouldn't mind if he looked better, "at least" like how he looked in the concept designs. Now if Ruby were white...

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the film would have done better if the entire cast of characters looked as appealing as Chelsea

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >HEY YOU LIKE THAT LESBIAN SHIP?
    YES!
    >GOOD WE'LL PUT A LESBIAN SHIP THEN!
    YES!
    >BETWEEN TWO RANDOS THE main character GETS BLACKED AND THE SECONDARY GETS THROWN IN JAIL!
    >WAIT WHY IS OUR MOVIE FLOPPING???!"!!!
    Brain damage at its finest, frick Dreamworks, I hate alphabet homosexuals but this was probably the first time that I've seen people liking a queer ship, and they just shitted on it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They weren’t lesbian in the first place yuricuck.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw one or two trailers and/or teasers... was there even a remote implication of the kraken and the mermaid ending as a couple? Someone please remind me.

      >People are so acclimated to stupid subversions and sympathetic villains they literally can't comprehend a villain just being a villain.
      That said there's nothing wrong with personally shipping the hero and the villain, but come on.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>GOOD WE'LL PUT A LESBIAN SHIP THEN!
      This part never happened outside of your headcanon.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw one or two trailers and/or teasers... was there even a remote implication of the kraken and the mermaid ending as a couple? Someone please remind me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zero. Just coomers being coomers and two girls standing next to each other having a rivalry is what they latched onto.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no one actually expected them to become a couple, but they figured that they would be at least friends by the end movie.
      However not only was there no redemption, but also the villain turned out to be an adult who only pretended to be a teenager

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the villain turned out to be an adult who only pretended to be a teenager
        you have my attention

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the villain turned out to be an adult who only pretended to be a teenager
        Kek, I can only imagine meltdown the twitter yurigays must be having right now
        >"must ship girl with girl"
        >"must not shop underage with adult"

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Chelsea is made to apologize to everybody on Twitch for nearly genociding them and they're all cool with it.
        Redemption will come in the inevitable direct-to-streaming sequel.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon please
          Does she flirt with Ruby's crush
          This is very important

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hollywood hates gingers

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So much wasted potential

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >However not only was there no redemption, but also the villain turned out to be an adult who only pretended to be a teenager
        Is her adult form at least hot?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen the film but I always assumed the mermaids and krakens had to unite against this abominations before he eats them all.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick what he looks like
    Do Ruby and not Ariel fight over him in some way
    This is important

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon please
      Does she flirt with Ruby's crush
      This is very important

      Why is it so important to you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think
        I need more cuckquean content

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the ugliest movie I've seen in a while.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks awfully familiar

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Homosexual couple hooking up in an animated movie
    That would be a first

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick kind of monster is he supposed to be?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some kind of mix between a sea urchin and a blob fish?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, the only problem would be the hair, but, aside that, it's an interesting design.

    > Obligatory gay for diversity points and gays

    Gays doesn't make the script better, you gay-kun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the only problem would be the hair, but, aside that, it's an interesting design.
      It's basically the bog standard male CG protagonist but with darker skin and really ugly hair

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a homie named Connor
    That's more unrealistic than the Kraken

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the story had the mermaid and kraken team up and had any sort of twist in the story maybe it wouldn’t be so shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, it still would have been shit, the only difference is that you would also be defending it since it appeals to your shipping fetish.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like a pear and his nose looks like another pear growing on top of the first pear and his hair look like a cross between a 2 dollar wig and a worn out mop

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the redhead notAriel was a cute boy but also still the villian this movie would be flipping numbers

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, i doubt it, the general public never cared about this movie in the first place and they would have definitely banned this movie in different countries had they actually done a main homosexual couple. I mean, how many animated movies with homosexual couples being the main couples out there? Is just much better in the long run, from a business perspective to go for the heterosexual, wholesome, and NORMAL straight relationship

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name one person who actually likes the black love interest, you don't count because you're clearly shitposting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like the voice and easy-going character. The face is a big ouch.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        His voice and attitude are cool. That said, i don't really care about the romance in this movie because why would i? Just saying having normal couples is just to be expected and better than having homosexual ones

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know who or what that is or what it's from.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like someone took a normal character and distorted the shit out of it in Photoshop.

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