Christ I forgot about that embarrassing mid credits scene. Had the rest of the film not been such shit I would have thought it was a parody of MCU but they don't deserve the benefit of doubt
rebooters and remakers should be banned from the industry.
im fricking sick and tired of supermans and batmans.
star wars should´ve never been touched because they turned it into an abomination and im not even a huge fan or anything.
Well it didn't help that they hired the reboot guy to do a sequel. Literally any director would have leapt at the opportunity but they picked israeliteisraelite of all people.
Dude is 50 years old and has been trying and failing to capture the edgelord energy of Kick-Ass and the Kingsman, making the same movie again and again.
>reboot star wars
Goddamn I hate these homosexuals so fricking much.
"NO"
We don't want a reboot. Just give us a REAL episode 7 with Hamill and Ford coming back for one last adventure together with the cgi ghost of Carrie Fisher, and introduce a new trio of attractive early 20s actors (I literally don't care what their race or gender is as long as they aren't trannies and have actual character arcs) who continue the story in ep 8 and 9.
Give Luke and Solo a proper end to their story where they can go out in style as the heroes we looked up to them as. Several billion dollars at the box office without even trying.
IT'S LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE YOU GODDAMN CHUCKLEFRICKS
And to add to this,
Luke could've been written as an evil character for the sequels and that wouldn't have been a problem in itself. But comments like Vaugn's along with literally everything disney has done has shown as that there is no one in hollywood prepared to take on this challenge who wouldn't catastrophically frick everything up if they tried going down that route.
So just play it safe YOU FRICKING HACKS
>Just give us a REAL episode 7 with Hamill and Ford coming back for one last adventure together with the cgi ghost of Carrie Fisher
No. They wasted this opportunity, it's fricking over.
Cast new actors to play them, that's all.
>Hamill could have been Jedi Dumbledore for a new generation of young Jedi wanting to study at the Jedi Temple, leading to untold billions of merch sales >Instead: Lolz, seacow-tiddy-milk
>What the frick were they thinking?
"Luke is a bad character and George Lucas was a hack and I'll prove that Star Wars doesn't need his self-insert to be popular because those screaming manchildren are only a tiny audience and will accept anything they're given like good little sheep!" - Kathleen Kennedy
>le slowmotion jedi runs through a room full of dumb stormtroopers who are praising an effigy of the emperor >jedi winks at the camera before maiming and dismembering the stormtroopers one by one while blitzkrieg bop plays in an extended one shot sequence >at the end, the jedi stands looking smug while the few surviving stormtroopers whine about their missing limbs >"I am so not doing okay right now". "this is NOT how I expected my Tuesday morning to go" >jedi straightens out his robes and turns to leave >gets stabbed in the chest by not-darth-maul and collapses dead >not-maul twirls his lightsaber in a fancy way and tells the maimed stormtroopers to stop whining
>Knights of the Old Republic: about 4000 years before Star Wars >nothing in between
Yes, they should definitely ditch the attachment to Skywalker and pick a random date in that huge time period to tell a new story.
Death Star Trench Run scene: >Princess Leia talks Luke through every maneuver and basically back-seat driver's him >Han Solo bursts onto the scene with Beastie Boys "Sabotage" blaring over the Falcon's speakers.
>reboot Luke Skywalker
No one actually wants that.
Even going back and making a "real episode 7" would feel like an exercise in bitterness with an 80 year old Mark Hamill, at his point. They need to wash their hands of that shit.
Maybe a cartoon about the further adventures of Luke Skywalker, at the absolute most. Though even then you need to come up with actual good stories, and Luke's story was finished in RoTJ.
They could do middle aged Luke. No one wants to see pre new hope kid Luke.
Overall I think it’s a super bad idea to recast Luke unless it’s animated. The story would have to be unrelated to vader. Definitely think it’s too late and they fricked up on anything Skywalker
>Luke's story was finished in RoTJ
I feel like there was more to tell, but the time for that was in the late 80 or early 90s when the OG cast were the right side of geriatric and overuse of CGI wasn't an option. Worst thing Lucas ever did was go backwards. The Jedi at their peak worked way better as an idea that was open to interpretation like Arthurian legend.
I don't know. If you read the Thrawn trilogy, everything else in those books is really good, and Luke's kind of just there. He's a character who's finished his hero's journey and just is heroic by that point. What's interesting in those books is reading about Han Solo trying to go straight as a general, or Mara Jade, or whatever.
The books had too much new stuff because they had pages to fill. All new movies had to do was come up with 6 to 8 hrs worth of cool stuff for these beloved characters, and a couple of new ones, to get up to over 3 films.
Frick you!
There are plenty of fans who want to see Hamill on the big screen do Luke justice one final time. That concept alone would guarantee over a billy. Have an actual good story/film surrounding that and you're back above $2bn
>Canonical universe so large and varied that you can tell literally any kind of story you want >Hurr durr I need to reboot it because friggin Luke Skywalker!!!! Remember Tattooine?
A writer who wants to reboot star wars doesn't actually care about star wars. He just wants the easy attention and fame that would come with writing already iconic characters.
>Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.
"Oy Princess Leia, I'm ere to rescue your fat ass!"
"Luke, if you save the world, we can do it in the butthole?"
Isn't he doing a Hitler cinematic universe movie spinoff from Kingsman or some shit
Christ I forgot about that embarrassing mid credits scene. Had the rest of the film not been such shit I would have thought it was a parody of MCU but they don't deserve the benefit of doubt
As if that’s ever happening
Kathleen only likes directors she can control
Remember when everybody thought Kimgsman was this brilliant parody?
It's a pastiche not a parody.
More of a homage
The first Kingsman was great, but the buttsex ending soured the whole movie for me. Didn't watch the rest.
No? Movie was good tho
gay
rebooters and remakers should be banned from the industry.
im fricking sick and tired of supermans and batmans.
star wars should´ve never been touched because they turned it into an abomination and im not even a huge fan or anything.
the ip was better when there were fewer properties to define it
I really never thought I'd get so bored of seeing lightsabers
Overexposure ruins everything, especially when done cheaply and trivially
Well it didn't help that they hired the reboot guy to do a sequel. Literally any director would have leapt at the opportunity but they picked israeliteisraelite of all people.
chinks and 3rd worlders like capeshit, so Hollywood will keep making them
Guys, I’m beginning to think Matthew Vaughn may be moronic?
Stupid idea
just make a new story with new characters and new aliens
Dude is 50 years old and has been trying and failing to capture the edgelord energy of Kick-Ass and the Kingsman, making the same movie again and again.
He peaked with layer cake. But I thank him for giving us e-girl chloe moretz.
yeah we need more bad star wars movies
>reboot star wars
Goddamn I hate these homosexuals so fricking much.
"NO"
We don't want a reboot. Just give us a REAL episode 7 with Hamill and Ford coming back for one last adventure together with the cgi ghost of Carrie Fisher, and introduce a new trio of attractive early 20s actors (I literally don't care what their race or gender is as long as they aren't trannies and have actual character arcs) who continue the story in ep 8 and 9.
Give Luke and Solo a proper end to their story where they can go out in style as the heroes we looked up to them as. Several billion dollars at the box office without even trying.
IT'S LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE YOU GODDAMN CHUCKLEFRICKS
And to add to this,
Luke could've been written as an evil character for the sequels and that wouldn't have been a problem in itself. But comments like Vaugn's along with literally everything disney has done has shown as that there is no one in hollywood prepared to take on this challenge who wouldn't catastrophically frick everything up if they tried going down that route.
So just play it safe YOU FRICKING HACKS
>Just give us a REAL episode 7 with Hamill and Ford coming back for one last adventure together with the cgi ghost of Carrie Fisher
No. They wasted this opportunity, it's fricking over.
Cast new actors to play them, that's all.
no, FRICK YOU
Then don't do anything and let it die.
>Hamill could have been Jedi Dumbledore for a new generation of young Jedi wanting to study at the Jedi Temple, leading to untold billions of merch sales
>Instead: Lolz, seacow-tiddy-milk
What the frick were they thinking?
>What the frick were they thinking?
"Luke is a bad character and George Lucas was a hack and I'll prove that Star Wars doesn't need his self-insert to be popular because those screaming manchildren are only a tiny audience and will accept anything they're given like good little sheep!" - Kathleen Kennedy
>Just give us a REAL episode 7
Anyone who expects this to happen is delusional. Its over, stick a fork in it.
it'll just be star wars with quips. i.e. shite.
>le slowmotion jedi runs through a room full of dumb stormtroopers who are praising an effigy of the emperor
>jedi winks at the camera before maiming and dismembering the stormtroopers one by one while blitzkrieg bop plays in an extended one shot sequence
>at the end, the jedi stands looking smug while the few surviving stormtroopers whine about their missing limbs
>"I am so not doing okay right now". "this is NOT how I expected my Tuesday morning to go"
>jedi straightens out his robes and turns to leave
>gets stabbed in the chest by not-darth-maul and collapses dead
>not-maul twirls his lightsaber in a fancy way and tells the maimed stormtroopers to stop whining
Thats pretty good actually. Better than nu ones.
>Knights of the Old Republic: about 4000 years before Star Wars
>nothing in between
Yes, they should definitely ditch the attachment to Skywalker and pick a random date in that huge time period to tell a new story.
>More reboots
Why is Hollywood dead?
It's considered less of a risk to make films based on established properties so execs don't have to worry about losing their jobs if the film flops.
Counter-proposal: Star Wars never gets new media ever again
>reboot Star Wars
No thanks
>reboot Flash Gordon
You have my curiosity
You cannot remake perfection and do any better.
Death Star Trench Run scene:
>Princess Leia talks Luke through every maneuver and basically back-seat driver's him
>Han Solo bursts onto the scene with Beastie Boys "Sabotage" blaring over the Falcon's speakers.
Matthew Vaughan is more than just kingsmen director lol.
gen X filmmakers: the capeshit and remake generation
>Guy Ritchie
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>reboot Luke Skywalker
No one actually wants that.
Even going back and making a "real episode 7" would feel like an exercise in bitterness with an 80 year old Mark Hamill, at his point. They need to wash their hands of that shit.
Maybe a cartoon about the further adventures of Luke Skywalker, at the absolute most. Though even then you need to come up with actual good stories, and Luke's story was finished in RoTJ.
They could do middle aged Luke. No one wants to see pre new hope kid Luke.
Overall I think it’s a super bad idea to recast Luke unless it’s animated. The story would have to be unrelated to vader. Definitely think it’s too late and they fricked up on anything Skywalker
>Luke's story was finished in RoTJ
I feel like there was more to tell, but the time for that was in the late 80 or early 90s when the OG cast were the right side of geriatric and overuse of CGI wasn't an option. Worst thing Lucas ever did was go backwards. The Jedi at their peak worked way better as an idea that was open to interpretation like Arthurian legend.
I don't know. If you read the Thrawn trilogy, everything else in those books is really good, and Luke's kind of just there. He's a character who's finished his hero's journey and just is heroic by that point. What's interesting in those books is reading about Han Solo trying to go straight as a general, or Mara Jade, or whatever.
The books had too much new stuff because they had pages to fill. All new movies had to do was come up with 6 to 8 hrs worth of cool stuff for these beloved characters, and a couple of new ones, to get up to over 3 films.
Frick you!
There are plenty of fans who want to see Hamill on the big screen do Luke justice one final time. That concept alone would guarantee over a billy. Have an actual good story/film surrounding that and you're back above $2bn
Why don't they just make a fairytale in space that is not star wars?
>Canonical universe so large and varied that you can tell literally any kind of story you want
>Hurr durr I need to reboot it because friggin Luke Skywalker!!!! Remember Tattooine?
A writer who wants to reboot star wars doesn't actually care about star wars. He just wants the easy attention and fame that would come with writing already iconic characters.
>do you know what nemesis means?
>Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c**t... me.
He's going to be the new JJ Abrams isn't he?