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then bam margera starts raping faster than eminem
BAM, NOOO, DON'T DO IT
>this would be a very bad idea
I mean, to be fair I would say even a waffle iron would be a bad idea when dealing with Bam
haha, epic updooted, drug addiction is le sooooooo hecking bad
now, wheres my child porn? gotta heckin rape babies for the epic win
You good, bro?
it just amuses me to see people clutching pearls over a simple meth addiction and then go and hurrah things much worse
tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR tO bE fAiR
I'm pretty sure it's conservatives who made the law who said drug users can't own guns
>conservatives are actually the gun grabbers!
Only violent felons like murderers and shit
If there is evidence that an individual admits, within the past 12 months, to using or
possessing a controlled substance, the federal drug prohibition 922(g)(3) would apply.
Admission of use/possession of a controlled substance may often be found within the
narrative of a criminal incident report. An admission of drug use/possession does not have to
result in a drug arrest to be disqualifying.
Individuals admitting to illegal use/possession of a controlled substance are prohibited from
the receipt/possession of a firearm for one year from the date of admission.
12 months then? I was wrong I guess. I know violent felons have it revoked for life and get in big big trouble if they offend
Different levels. That’s just if you piss hit on a government job or something more highly regulated. There’s also stuff like the lauten~~*berg*~~ amendment
Bam needs a gun NOW
>Guy whose parents never set boundaries becomes fricked up
This really is Phil and April's fault. I hate boomers.
Honestly what's it gonna take for Bam to get his shit together?
The most brutal blackpill about addiction is that there is a possibility of permanent, irreversible brain damage that basically guarantees you will never, EVER get sober. If your frontal lobe is damaged, your impulse control gets fricked up and you actually can't do it. It can happen with head trauma, bipolar, or as a result of the drugs themselves. I seriously doubt that Bam ever kicks it, not to be a dick. It's heartbreaking.
The coolest thing that could happen is if he quit being a fat gross moron and start doing steroids and taking BJJ classes in between breakdowns. Then when he has relapsed he’s not some fat whiny moron he’s a schizo monster that can’t be contained, he’ll finally get to do whatever the frick he wants
Kek I was saying this to my girlfriend the other day.
In response she said, "Who is.. wait is his name bam or is that a show?" and I realised I only really relate to morons on Cinemaphile
Congrats bud, you’re dating one
I fricking hate people who watch a show or movie about drug addicts and come away thinking “They were stupid for doing drugs again. What did they think would happen?” Or “Well, *I* wouldn’t have made that decision…” Watching an addict recover is simply a countdown to relapse.
You literally just have to not do something. It's unbelievably simple. Most people do it without even thinking about it.
how much are you betting that he quits?
>They were stupid for doing drugs again. What did they think would happen?” Or “Well, *I* wouldn’t have made that decision…
how did you get to that conclusion
I literally wouldn’t do it, but I’m strong and they’re weak
I actually did do that though, so I see Bam and I know that he just doesn't actually want to quit drugs. He doesn't care what happens to him, he would rather have the hedonistic pleasure than get his shit together, and considering how every single member of Jackass were all huge drug takers and Steve-O was way way deeper into that shit than Bam but they all managed to quit. That's all that needs to be said.
The numbers on addiction recovery are skewed for two reasons. Reason number one is that genuine strength, commitment and discipline are rare qualities in people, especially today. Reason two is that the most prominent method of rehabilitation involves an idiot telling you that you're a weak little b***h and the only way you're going to kick the habit is by asking God to help you.
Case in point, Bam was always the biggest pussy out of all of them, he did the easiest stuff and there are numerous occasions where he was crying like a little girl. He was always happy to give it out, never want to take it back. He's a weak little b***h. That's why he can't sort himself out.
One of Bam's biggest hindrances is that he blames everything that happens to him on everyone else. He describes his mess of a life like it's a series of events that just coincidentally happen to him. He's pretty much the poster boy hopeless type of addict because he just lashes out at everybody for perceived injustices against him and still takes pretty much no responsibility.
Well maybe you should be less of a fricking fairy and then you won't get all buttmad at normalgay comments on youtube m'figgy
The fricked up thing is that he could quit drugs and booze but would still be a raging schizo
you mean whitepill?
>It's heartbreaking.
hahahahaha no
I really doubt any addict is completely cured from his addiction because you are addicted for life. All of them would use their drug of choice again if no one was to find out.
You can be clean for decades but if someone leaves a bottle unattended where no one can see you, a drunk will drink it.
It's always the same
>reach rock bottom
>feel some shame
>get clean
>life is too vanilla
>relapse
>try to delude yourself that this time you are gonna be measured
>get overboard
>frick off people, it's my life and I am living it for myself!
>reach rock bottom
>get clean
>repeat till death
Not true. For example I know an old alcoholic who always kept a bottle of tequila in his house. He had plenty of opportunities to drink it. In fact, every alcoholic can drink with nobody finding out every time they drive home from work or walk into a gas station. His wife died and he dumped it down the sink. It's debatable whether you're always an addict or not, but it definitely gets way easier over time if you really try.
not everyones the same it depends on what kind of personality you have
This is just an AA cope to allow them to keep giving themselves good boy points. The truth however is that some people have personalities prone to addiction and are more likely to relapse, however using AA logic those people were addicted before they even tried drinking the first time.
This is literally a weak cope narrative they tell to addicts to keep them coming back
>oh you had a relapse?
>don't worry honey it's not your fault it's a disease you see you can't help it teehee
I was not defending them I was telling like it is. We had this guy in my neighborhood:
>well educated
>mild mannered
>two kids
>find out he had an alcohol problem 20 years ago and he is clean for two decades
>I was impressed by him, everyone was because he was a teetotaler
>he had an accounting office in one of the buildings
>cleaner lady was talking shit about him and I told her to cut it out
>she attacked me for calling her a liar and showed me the contents of his bins
>full of empty whiskey bottles
From that point on I realized every addict is a lost cause.
Can't happen. His understanding of reality is permanently fricked because he became a millionaire by filming himself jumping off his garage. By all rights he should've died before he was 25 in some kind of dritbike accident, and now his soul longs for an ignoble death
He told us long ago he was going to do whatever the frick he wants.
He won’t. The best outcome would for him to die of alcohol poisoning and to leave what money he has left to his poor son. He’s already done enough damage to that child’s life.
OH HELL NO
>Know best
>Shit up mess
>BATHAD
>Titty frick butt cheeks
>Stick
>Code, gate
>Secret, obey
>Bend
>Ain't gay
>I WANNA BEND MY DICK TO MY ASS
He is so fricking hung over during the video for this song
is that Striggoi?
No it's Finnish... Like it says
Striggoi isn't even a language, it's just a font
if that's true why can't I find the font for download?
Because it just exists on pieces of paper that bam drew and screenshots of instagram. No one has made it into a proper font file yet. I want it for a game I'm making and was going to do it myself but it's so far down the priority list that I haven't plus I don't want to get sued.
no a Cinemaphile anon has made a fontface
I saw it posted here
Seeing the name Striggoi always makes me want a stromboli.
personally a long day of speaking Laskian Striggoi makes me hungry for cod stroganoff
pretty roundabout way to get tech support
recent sighting of our guy
Looks like he actually fricking sobered up
I doubt anyone not on this board remembers bam. He was such an A-hole to everyone
anyone remember this?
That's better than most of his reactions. Getting his Hummer destroyed didn't bother him that much, because he had so much money it was nothing to him. Any time anyone fricked with him though, he was the biggest b***h of the group. He could dish it out all day, but couldn't take it.
>those couple videos where he gets pranked with real snakes and ends up almost crying
very revealing. he always seemed to me like the kind of guy who would creampie your drunk girlfriend "as a prank bro xD"
He pissed in sleeping people's mouths
it's a skater thing
Idk being scared of snakes and then being scared of them and being pissed when pranked with them isn’t really being an butthole. It’s not like he forced them to delete the footage.
Meth and alcohol hadn't nuked his brain at that point so he wasn't a complete moron. He knew that the production would compensate him for the car so there's no reason to be upset for real
Who are the people who do all this shit with him? He must hang out with the xan'd out Wigger homosexuals.
some rhyme pairings for inspiration:
ville/pill/chill/still
Knoxy/Oxy
earthrocker/wiener sucker
Jackass/suck ass/punkass
awfully hot, coffee pot
>Johnny Knoxville?
>Suck my wiener still, til your mouths filled
What did Bam mean by this?
>knoxy got to wienerxy thought I took to much oxy
>All nair on my ball hair, try to steal that one knox
>I'll put you in your plox
>Cause Earthrockers gonnnnaaaa ROX
>(Enter swedish band rifs for 5 minutes)
>Jackass can smell my ass tell Phil to call the top brass
jesus christ. steve-o already went through his cringe rap phase like 15 years ago.
at least Steve-O was doing it ironically
speaking of Steve-O, doesn't his case disprove this?
>Steve-O was doing it ironically
he wasn't.
Steve-o traded his drug addiction in for "talking about his last addiction and muh plight" addiction. If you ever had a buddy who went through AA or NA and turned into a complete homosexual you know what I'm talking about
This is a fact. He tells war stories on his podcast all the time, he talks to everyone about the glory days
>talks to everyone about the glory days
yeah holy frick that's all these pathetic homosexual ex addicts talk about
>member drugs? that was sooo epic bro
They relish it relish the “good times” as much as the drug itself
Yeah and he's not doing drugs anymore. Would you rather be an annoying guy who talks about how you used to do drugs but have a steady, normal life, or would you rather be a meth head who lives in the woods whose dad controls all your money in your 40s?
Steve-O is literally the rich kid that has to buy friends or humiliate himself to make them.
"the studio"
No surprise that mentally moronic maguera still believes he is in highschool
I can't wait for him to be found ODing on a ditch
sup fellow earth rockers
honestly the hook is pretty catchy
>i got bone spurs in my feet and I didn't know WHY
I guess you really don't need to be a musician to be an earthrocker huh
no but it definitely helps
test
Someone edited out the wasted and wounded video and put in NOOKIE by limp bizkit? That gay spiritual Christian band like song was the best part
still on the remix
cant wait for this to come out
best thing I have seen in a long time
4 years I spent
sippin on drinks at the car accident
I’ve been waiting for an
>I live for this shit
edit of the new fast and furious with bam
yeah what the hell I literally just watched that video 2 seconds ago and then you posted this. I wonder if anyone made a vp9 webm with sound of the original
KNOXVILLE FRICKING TRIED TO MAKE ME AGREE TO BE SOBER AT WORK BECAUSE HE'S A CONTROLLING HORRIBLE NAZI PERSON
JESS IS A HOMONER
dude Knoxville drugged him on 17 different medications
not before giving him bone spurs and killing his 20 MILLION DOLLAR Element career.
Also Nicki crashed his car and Novack crashes his other car Novak was never a fricking pro-skater or a member of Jackass I thought one of the twelve steps was being honest Novak ate 25.000 dollar worth of Chicken Caesar Wraps which is why Bam lost deal with the company
yeah Novak is a squid
Bam raised him up and then he goes and talks shit on Steve-Os show. damn backstabber
Bam is that you? Frick you!
Novack was always such a piece of shit clinger on. It was clear none of the other guys liked him when he would stumble into the scene high as frick on heroin. I've known tons of piece of shit junkies and that's all this homosexual is. I wonder if he deservedly died instead of dunn if our boy bam would be in this mess.
Kek all of this is true, especially the wraps at wawa but Novak was a child prodigy before bam and actually better at vert
whats the story of the chicken wraps? ive only been keeping up since teh Bambo saga
>Bam claimed to have a $100,000 deal with Wawa to sell Bam Margera energy shots. But according to Bam, the popular convenience store chain canceled the deal after discovering that Bam’s friend, Brandon Novak, professional skateboarder and member of the CKY Crew, was stealing chicken caesar wraps from Wawa. Novak allegedly stole $5,000 worth of chicken caesar wraps and gave the bill to Bam.
All at once? wtf, why would you need so many chicken wraps? tf is this joke about
No that was part of the what, 20 million dollar contract. Literally just stay sober for a year or two, frick around infront of a camera and make more then all of us in this thread
our boi was don dirry, no doubt
no doubt
just like some diseases are more common in some families, some addictions are too. my moms side of the family is alcoholics (except her) and my dads side of the family is shit i know nothing about. i've dabbled with meth, coke, acid, mdma, but it all comes back to alcohol for me, i can say no to free drugs but i'll go broke buying booze.
people who are "genetically" alcoholics sound just like women who claim they are fat because of genetics.
and the same advice that is given to fat women applies to druggies - literally just stop eating (taking drugs)
Not that anon but there is evidence of different neurological response to alcohol in those with / without addict propensity genes.
Given the millenia we've co-evoled with alcohol I don't think it's at all surprising it has certain genetic niches at this point. Pretty sure the earliest known agriculture was for making beer.
Alcohol is humanity's friend.
>WAHHH HE FORCED ME TO STAY SOBER WHILE WE WERE FILMING A MOVIE!
Bam's brain hasn't matured past age 17, what a moronic junkie. Hope his kid turns out okay.
his kid is also an earth rocker
never
stood
a snowball's
chance
LETS GET GAY
Doesnt knoxville have a restraining order on bam?
https://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2021/06/17/jackass-4-director-jeff-tremaine-granted-restraining-order-against-bam-margera.html
Tremaine is a frickin snake dude
lol hes so pathetic
would have loved to see him in the new jackass
bam is going to outlive us all.
his curse for getting Dunn killed is to walk the Earth knowing he did it
viva la bam was my favorite show as a kid. sad to see what happened to him but at least he's not dead yet
FRICK JOHNNY KNOX
I CAN'T GET OFF HIS wiener
I'M RUNNING OUT OF SUBOX
50 YEARS OLD AND PUNK ROCK
ARE WE BACK!?
FRICK YEAH
>studio album: check
>crystal meth: check
>bone spurs: check
>knoxville: knocked tf out
I'm thinkin yea
he's gonna be ok
>wholesome family earthrocking @ Disneyworld
kino
that is one incredibly ugly kid
I would be so humiliated being a mother with a fas kid every second I was in public. Like a constant walking reminder to you and everyone that you couldn't even stay off the piss for 9 months.
That said, it takes a while to actually realise you're pregnant, maybe the damage is done before she even knew.
>fas kid
fricking hell, that really is a fas kid, isn't it. How did child services not even bother with this?
Nikki has brought shame upon the house of Margera. For that, there can be only one punishment.
Reading that article I learned that Adio doesn't exist anymore. Then again all my knowledge of non-Vans skateboarding brands come from video games made in the 2000s
cant he just die already? what an embarrassing existence for him and his family
Bam has accomplished more than you ever will mate he's a millionaire pro athlete superstar, good dad, has developed entire new language, all this negative shit u hear is an attack on him: knoxville, tremaine, etc you are an idiot compared to Bam
go to bed bam
member the good times, anon.
Who was in the wrong here?
>I wash my Dad with a rag on a stick
What's the point of a diss track when you've already publicly said all you have to say? It's just going to be his Instagram posts arranged in to lyrics. This man truly is a fricking idio- uh I mean earthrockerbro
There is no logic to anything Bam does. He just does what he thinks will make him feel better and look cool which is why he's doing meth in his 40s
it's a diss in song format. at the very least it adds insult to injury if it's accurate
goodnight earth rockers
These are the people Bam is hanging out with, dude makes Bam look normal and sober lmao
What studio is letting a man who clearly needs to not be allowed to do things for his own good record with their equipment
See here
does someone has the greentext of bam pushing out a meth turd in the woods?
Knoxville about the be OBLITERATED by some earth rock
honestly there is no way bam comes out on top. he is in his death throws. all the normies are buying the knoxville narrative
>no uruk bam pic
wtf Cinemaphile
where is the video?
>phoenix wolf is already 6 years old and can't even talk properly other than mommy daddy
>also missing teeth like Bam
is it over? did Bam make him smoke meth?