Kiss Lois. She seems fun but also she's a huge bitch.
Marry Francine. She's gorgeous, she's funny and I have a feeling you can do any kind of kinks with her.
Kill Marge. Fuck this nagging harpy.
> marry marge
ngmi
Kill marge because she's a yellow freak with alien hair
Kiss the blonde one because she looks aight but American Dad is a fucking gay show
Marry lois she's stated to be a 10/10 in-universe and is a crazy sex freak
Shit taste, Lois and Francine are canonically disloyal whores who will silently hate you
Marge is the only real choice for marriage. She is a good woman and truly loves her whole family, despite not being perfect or the most attractive. She also canonically puts out all the time for Homer.
You want a good marriage? Marry the girl slightly below your league who is kind of tall. She will love you forever and bear you strong sons. Short girls are genetic landmines, fuck them all day but never marry a short woman. They are the bearers of incels
>Francine are canonically disloyal whores who will silently hate you
One hundred percent wrong. Out of the three of them, Francine has had the fewest incidents of infidelity by far.
>a kid that isnt his
Never been stated in canon if Haley is or isn't Stan's. It's very intentionally left unclear. Again, both Marge and Francine have cheated worse and more often. Francine has committed not one act of infidelity after the marriage, unless it was sanctioned by Stan, like in the My Morning Jacket episode.
>Francine are canonically disloyal whores who will silently hate you
One hundred percent wrong. Out of the three of them, Francine has had the fewest incidents of infidelity by far.
she's also a whore that has stan raising a kid that isnt his and never bothered to tell him
>a kid that isnt his
Never been stated in canon if Haley is or isn't Stan's. It's very intentionally left unclear. Again, both Marge and Francine have cheated worse and more often. Francine has committed not one act of infidelity after the marriage, unless it was sanctioned by Stan, like in the My Morning Jacket episode.
She didnt cheat there though, the whole episode was about overcoming temptation
Francine cheated on Stan the day before their wedding. She had unprotected sex with a stranger at a club. Other than that, she has not cheated on Stan.
thats still well worth dropping and honor killing a woman irl for but if all you have to choose from is adult cartoon wives she might as well be a saint
Francine cheated on Stan the day before their wedding. She had unprotected sex with a stranger at a club. Other than that, she has not cheated on Stan.
Kiss Lois. She seems fun but also she's a huge bitch.
Marry Francine. She's gorgeous, she's funny and I have a feeling you can do any kind of kinks with her.
Kill Marge. Fuck this nagging harpy.
Kill marge because she's a yellow freak with alien hair
Kiss the blonde one because she looks aight but American Dad is a fucking gay show
Marry lois she's stated to be a 10/10 in-universe and is a crazy sex freak
NTA, but Marge is an addict. She is almost always the one to ask homer for sex and she requests it about once every 5 episodes. Now imagine what goes on we don't see
Marry Francine (objectively the hottest of all of them)
Kiss Lois (she a freak in the sheets)
Kill Marge (would be a good wife but sorry that voice is just too much)
>what would be the point of fuck v marry
Fuck is for someone who's hot but has an obnoxious character you couldn't stand for extended periods of time, while marry is for someone whose character you like and may or may not be hot
Hayley's way too loose for me. I'd want to see Meg in real life first since the show definitely overplays her gross because Seth is just negging Mila, but I think Maggie's going to be my marriage material there.
>Marry Hayley (correction)
She dated the very republican Avery Bullock for a bit and she enjoyed that he challenged her. She also has an alter ego as the pie baker Carlotta Monteray, so she's good in the kitchen too. I think you might be right there. If she had someone to correct her like Stan did for Francine, there might be something there.
She got over that part when she realized why she was attracted to Bill in the first place. It was just misplaced affection because Stan never said I love you to her while Bill did. While yeah, Stan's a handsome man, she doesn't have an electra complex or anything. But it does mean she'll be fine calling me Daddy.
Kiss Lois. Seems like she'd probably have STDs and be a cunt to be around.
Marry Francine. Unironically the best and most devoted wife of the three, and unlimited sex.
Fuck Marge. Just one satisfying hate fuck where I ruin her asshole and make her drink my piss.
When I really think about it, Francine is the least likely to create a ridiculous situation out of nowhere. Most of her crazy situations are caused by someone else, and her escapades are things along the lines of "things are getting too Hispanicy for the pepper"
Kiss Francine
Mary Lois
Kill Marge
Let's not forget that Lois comes from an extremely rich family and as long as you're not a fat retarded piece of shit like Peter then you'll never have to worry about money again.
Lois Francine Marge
Shit taste, Lois and Francine are canonically disloyal whores who will silently hate you
Marge is the only real choice for marriage. She is a good woman and truly loves her whole family, despite not being perfect or the most attractive. She also canonically puts out all the time for Homer.
You want a good marriage? Marry the girl slightly below your league who is kind of tall. She will love you forever and bear you strong sons. Short girls are genetic landmines, fuck them all day but never marry a short woman. They are the bearers of incels
>Francine are canonically disloyal whores who will silently hate you
One hundred percent wrong. Out of the three of them, Francine has had the fewest incidents of infidelity by far.
she's also a whore that has stan raising a kid that isnt his and never bothered to tell him
>a kid that isnt his
Never been stated in canon if Haley is or isn't Stan's. It's very intentionally left unclear. Again, both Marge and Francine have cheated worse and more often. Francine has committed not one act of infidelity after the marriage, unless it was sanctioned by Stan, like in the My Morning Jacket episode.
When did Marge and Francine ever cheat?
Not even 10 episodes into the series
She didnt cheat there though, the whole episode was about overcoming temptation
thats still well worth dropping and honor killing a woman irl for but if all you have to choose from is adult cartoon wives she might as well be a saint
> Francine ever cheat
Hailey
Francine cheated on Stan the day before their wedding. She had unprotected sex with a stranger at a club. Other than that, she has not cheated on Stan.
My mom is 5'3 my father is 6'3. All the men in my family are 6 ft+
You lucked out and had a tall dad
If you're not tall don't cope by marrying a short girl
Kiss Lois. She seems fun but also she's a huge bitch.
Marry Francine. She's gorgeous, she's funny and I have a feeling you can do any kind of kinks with her.
Kill Marge. Fuck this nagging harpy.
fran marge lois
> marry marge
ngmi
>ngmi
ngmi
Kill marge because she's a yellow freak with alien hair
Kiss the blonde one because she looks aight but American Dad is a fucking gay show
Marry lois she's stated to be a 10/10 in-universe and is a crazy sex freak
Marry Marge for lfetime sex
Fuck Lois
Kill Francine
> lfetime sex
She doesn't do anal and I doubt you can cum into her mouth.
Marge is a comfirmed sex addict and freak
> comfirmed sex addict and freak
NTA, but Marge is an addict. She is almost always the one to ask homer for sex and she requests it about once every 5 episodes. Now imagine what goes on we don't see
I think the reason for that is that Homer almost never initiate sex.
He's fat, he (almost) never works out and he drinks a lot.
Marge passed up alien tentacle sex with Kang and Kodos. She's no sex freak, you depraved gay.
I always pick Francine because she has the biggest boobs
Marry Beth Smith
Why not Summer? Beth is crazy.
Summer would be better, but we were talking about moms
fuck off jerry
Marry Francine (objectively the hottest of all of them)
Kiss Lois (she a freak in the sheets)
Kill Marge (would be a good wife but sorry that voice is just too much)
Francine is so hot. There's some good r34 but I wish there was way more
>stops taking care of herself once
i always thought the marry option was a platonic relationship. what would be the point of fuck v marry.
>what would be the point of fuck v marry
Fuck is for someone who's hot but has an obnoxious character you couldn't stand for extended periods of time, while marry is for someone whose character you like and may or may not be hot
>Well, I'd most definitely kill Lois.
Seconded
I love Francine. I just do.
Marry Lois if you want her to cuck you for Bill Clinton and encourage your daughter to kill herself.
Marry marge but only if she keeps her hair down. She was smokin with that hair down.
Fucking based, I completely agree with you. Hair Down Marge is by far the sexiest version of Marge.
Francine will drop you once you cannot provide for her though.
It's fine, she's a loving wife and mother in the meantime
Kiss Louis.
Kill Marge.
Marry Francine.
Marge is an absolute babe when her hair is down
Marge Playboy pics were hot, bros...
Why is there only one good ai marge pic? Drawn porn is so bad
Kill Marge
Kiss Lois
Marry Francine so I can take bong rips and play soul calibur 2 with her
Kiss Marge
Marry Francine
Kill Lois
Kiss none
Marry Marge
Kill the two whores
Lois fucked blacks
Francine fucked over 4000 people
both are inferior
>Kiss Marry Kill
your mommy won't let you say "fuck" on the internet or what?
Fuck Kill Marry
Fuck marry kill ok...
Fuck Maggie (correction)
Marry Hayley (correction)
Kill Meg
Hayley's way too loose for me. I'd want to see Meg in real life first since the show definitely overplays her gross because Seth is just negging Mila, but I think Maggie's going to be my marriage material there.
here is you real life Meg
She really looks like Meg without the filters and make up
>Marry Hayley (correction)
She dated the very republican Avery Bullock for a bit and she enjoyed that he challenged her. She also has an alter ego as the pie baker Carlotta Monteray, so she's good in the kitchen too. I think you might be right there. If she had someone to correct her like Stan did for Francine, there might be something there.
she also dated her dad's double so uuugh
Why are you saying a good thing as if it's a bad thing?
Do you want your gf to have sexual fantasies about her dad?
She got over that part when she realized why she was attracted to Bill in the first place. It was just misplaced affection because Stan never said I love you to her while Bill did. While yeah, Stan's a handsome man, she doesn't have an electra complex or anything. But it does mean she'll be fine calling me Daddy.
fair point
Kiss? What happened to fuck?
Lois has never made laugh once, such a shit character.
Gimme some of that Franny fanny
Kiss and marry (and impregnate) Marge, kill the other two because I don't even know who the fuck they are.
kill all 3 and marry and fuck donna
why did the animators give her a huge ass? seems like some kinda subtle racism that all black woman have huge asses or something
cuz she be black
She just built different
marry Marge because I've got yellow fever
murder marge with a shovel
rape lois
marry francine and rub her feet after a long day of sucking my cock like a dyson vacuum
Kiss Lois
Kill Marge
Marry Francine
Marge is unfunny, stupid looking, annoying voice
Lois is sexy but too psycho to marry
Francine is perfect
marry francine
kiss lois
kill marge
FRANCINECHADS WINNING BIGLY
Kiss Lois. Seems like she'd probably have STDs and be a cunt to be around.
Marry Francine. Unironically the best and most devoted wife of the three, and unlimited sex.
Fuck Marge. Just one satisfying hate fuck where I ruin her asshole and make her drink my piss.
Kiss lois, marry francine, kill marge
marry lois
kill francine
kiss marge
i don't think marge is attractive but i dont like francine so she can go
Marry Lois then withhold sex
Looks like the cobson meme here
She'll just cuck you then
When I really think about it, Francine is the least likely to create a ridiculous situation out of nowhere. Most of her crazy situations are caused by someone else, and her escapades are things along the lines of "things are getting too Hispanicy for the pepper"
rape blonde, kill lois, marry marge
literally the best answer, nothing else makes sense
>Kiss
Holy fucking soi, just say fucking you fucking snowflake fuck
Kiss Francine
Mary Lois
Kill Marge
Let's not forget that Lois comes from an extremely rich family and as long as you're not a fat retarded piece of shit like Peter then you'll never have to worry about money again.
Even if you are a fat retarded piece of shit like Peter, Lois's parents still pay the Griffin's mortgage.
Marge Francine Lois